I'M BEING BULLIED!! | UNO 

Wade: I can't eat salt

actually he has a "s-nose"

Wade: I ate 6 bananas

Wade: I have relationships with an AI cat

We have an Exodia

What ep??

I would also like to know the ep please

What is the ep

in the video "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE"👍

Oh sorry the episode is that one, yeah. Specifically talking about the part that ends in “Is that Mark?” “yEs” “No, it’s not”, but also just the whole thing.

No No, he's being a brave man and fighting back against bullies, truly Mark is a visionary and inspiration for bullied kids everywhere.

How does this have 1 reply

@@haydenss4lty942 it doesnt, it has 3 replies

@@woteveruk1 Actually it has four

@@triforceadm7345 correction. It has 5

Yes

Or even better: Bork

Or Mob

Bork

If mark and bob were DBZ characters and did a fusion. we are not bob or mark we are Bark

This is your first clue?

Bob does have a law degree. While Mark knows something of Engineering. And Wade.....well, he knows Archie real well.

This is true my friend. Very true.

he is

@@samsonguy10k just because mark has knowledge, doesn't mean he is smart

THE ALMONDS FINALLY BETRAYED YOU

Don’t remind me *shudder*

We do not talk about that. Ever.

Sorry, what?

Mark said "Don't get me started on keto and intermittent fasting", so I'll start for him. The problem with Keto- Nothing really. It's just that the only thing that matters is that you're in a calorie deficit. None of this "ketosis" stuff. BTW carbs refuel your mussels. You can still lose weight with Keto, but just saying. Intermittent fasting- I have a problem with this in particular because I used to do it. Like Keto, you can still lose weight, but it's just not as easy as simply eating on a calorie deficit. And all that stuff about how fasting for more than 20 hours will burn extra fat... that's bull. You can quote whatever study you want, but it simply does not make sense when you properly think about it. In addition, many health and fitness studies are based on correlation. To put them in a nutshell... *100% of people who drink water die, so we should stop drinking water*. Also, with such a difficult crash diet, you can only last so long before binging and many people just eat too many calories in one meal anyways. Also fasted cardio doesn't burn fat more, you just are running hungry, and will feel even less energetic. As a result, you try less and burn less calories. The best way to lose fat is simply to replace your favorite foods with less calorie dense foods. That way, you can eat more, feel full, and lose the weight. An example would be Orville popcorn, which you can eat a huge bowl of for only like 200 calories. Shameless plug here- All the info I learned here came from Greg Doucette. I learned everything I know about dieting in less than a month from his youtube videos.

I don't know I think "you had my curiosity, now you have my erection" is the correct version

@@tywatts700 YES!

Aw hell yeah. TFS all the way.

@@JG-fz1zg …perfect

@@tywatts700 when a child is successfully groomed

I think about this every time😭

Its 25 cards right?

@@Sharkshot42 +15 to Archie, it stacks another to +20 to Wade, he stacks another for +25 to Mark, Mark stacks his last one for +30 to Bob.

@@OmegaMapDesign oh shit. Your right mb

I haven't seen Mark's videos in months but he hasn't changed a bit lmao

Standard operation here

@@Parker_Lot how'd he change?

Makes it feel deserved when the attention turns to teasing Bob or Mark lol

ever thought that MAYBE the tittle reffers to them and not mark?? ewe

Professionals have noses

Bob: **sneezes in autotune**

Oh boy I do love my loaf of milk

*And always have a plan Yo kill everyone you meet*

Convenient I just finished rewatching all the Meet the series

curb your card stack

You right

I just realized if Archie would've had a +5, Bob would've gotten 30 cards.

Even more so since he recently found out he hasn't chewed his food enough since he was a kid trying to swallow ravioli whole 😂

combine with the fact that wade has injured himself multiple times in dumb ways, this make wade the most durable and fragile human body

*Gasp* NO WAY

So are you telling me i can soak an entire loaf of bread in water and get beer!? (It’s a joke, calm down)

ngl that is true

I mean, Kvass is a little like liquid Bread

i get the milk/cheese one but like, how does beer = liquid bread?

Lmao

were they trying to convince him not to do it? or were they concerned he already had done it?

@@woteveruk1 Either way not a sentence I thought I would read in my life

Ye

Has Mark not had sex with a fictional cat? (Momo from hunie pop) she was in a human body but the game hinted very strongly that she was actually a cat that had somehow ended up in a humans body. The achievement that you get for unlocking her is literally called beastiality and Kyu accuses you of beastiality when you give her the Momo’s panties. Also I would just like to point out that this might be the strangest comment I have ever written.

He has to get rid of the salt somehow

That’s why his blood pressure is so high

mmm, milk!

That was hilarious. I cried laughing when he said that.

So basically cheese?

May I introduce you to cheese?

@@buddycatdudeguy7169 young Mozzarella, yum

E

Wade: "screams in time with music"

I saw this live, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

I died laughing

14:00 - Directed by Robert B. Weide bgm

yeah and thair telling wade he is f***ing the cat

Perhaps you could say it was... almond joy? Hehehe

its the ability to remember everyone in their prime time

I've said it before by accident, I actually forgot the difference, now it's an inside joke between my boyfriend, friends and I

Cool I need to know that

I dont understand this comment or any of the replies , im either r/whooshing hard or smthing's wrong here

@@RahulRoy-tc3lt yeah man you and me both

People could not relate everything to anime. But that’s fine 🙄

“hi welcome to watchmojo and today we are counting down..”

@@ThWakinDad it's a joke, maybe learn how to take one?

@@ThWakinDad r/whoooosh

@@ThWakinDad people can't take a joke and that's sad, the joke ain't offensive at all but someone mad

Graphical 😂

That unus annus stuff was craziest I've seen mark 😂

No its Mark's stool would be chunky

RITA 😓❗️😓

Ellie Fuller flash backs 👀

The beat goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-a

It's big brain time-

Fax bwo

I saw this comment the moment Bob said this.

18:29

That is indeed something that happened in the video, yes.

@@yaboi8er I'm glad you noticed too!

I know right.

I was reminded more of the Markiplier Makes series

SAME

Guess I'm not "everyone" then...

Time?

Reitersplash It peaked in unus annus

Why is this the top comment for me?

@@WillowLemmons Because it's actually useful.

U (k)no(w)?

Top comment for me?

@@mr.otakuweeb5022 i think he thinKs everyone sees different top comments.. or do we?

"hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehh- AAA" "AUGH"

Yes

I believe it was "Do the Hustle"

mark was too poor go afford uno as a child

mark was too poor to afford the keys to his keyboard

Also how does Wade lose so much when he's played this game more than both of them (or at least recorded more videos on it then both of them) literally he has like a hundred if not more videos on Uno he should be a pro 😂🤣😂

Yeah I just looked he has a 123 videos on Uno

Where as Mark has maybe 20 something, and as for Bob I'll have to check

Haha! I know! I had to snicker at that!

@@michellemccloy823 Me too! It was so genuinely funny! Mark is amazing :)

it's like the monopoly man in every single episode of monopoly

I was wondering if anyone remembered that! I really hope that if he won't record it at some point he plays/played it on his own time and enjoys it

Some of my most treasured childhood memories are of the wholeness moments in that game I feel like I experienced with mark. Fell in love with this channel and him after that game completely.

Omg i really wanna see him play at the very least the sequal i loved all of those older games. Who remembers out

Aaaaaa To The Moon is such a good game, as is (what I've seen of) A Bird Story and Finding Paradise :') did you know a third game is in the works? I'm thinking it's called Impostor Factory, or maybe it's a working title

To The Moon was actually the first series I watched Mark play. Such a sad game

Lol same XD

How is that a lol same moment?

Even crazier, i realized my milk was expired this morning too(i put it in my coffe every morning)... It was very chunky.... It's July 15... The date on the jug was july 3.....

He could give you the money to buy Up, though. He’s never gonna give you Up, but who says he can’t buy you Up?

An excellent paradox with an outstanding rebuttal.

@@orbitalchaos8049 Agreed, nothing odd here. Just some Online Philosophy and the questioning of beliefs with fair points for both the standing claim and the rebuttal The internet surprises me sometimes

why do you hide your genius in the archives of another man's dreams?

Boddler, the warmonger? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

There's an Uno The Movie in IMDB. Uno is our society.

No #3

It’s better than cheesy, clickbait-y fortnite and minecraft videos😂

Now its 5

#3 Now

"You had my interest, but now you have my erection" - perfect cell, tfs

It's from Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio: "Gentleman, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention..."

@@bassettehound yeereeees

One like away from 666...

Ikr, I was like 👁👄👁 have I been drinking spoiled milk my whole life?

Yeah, I figured it was just Wade being a goof.

@@jonnyofalltrades6620 Wade being stupid, talking about when he was stupid… Yep, that checks

And then Wade's "NO!!!" shortly after was great too

I always thought it was the "Leave It To Beaver" theme song he cued up.

I still hate Bob.....

Is it because he’s flipping you off Louis? 😛

@@bluemario610 that was right on the note

😂😂priceless

Sex bot☝️☝️ 😂 .

Chica knew--- sees the future.

@@GameplayTherapy OOOOOO (wade scream) how more of them can we get

I see a bunch on Mark's videos and unus annus too

Thanks

Tru... :o

Very carefully

Feed a horse, and I think you'll find out how.

When you take off a bit off the icecream with a spoon with your upper lip, that whole vibe

*you wouldn’t get it*

With push pops and how soft they are, I just bite them with my lips. I hate the cold teeth feeling.

They didn't know who beat him though

PogU

XQC fans: sad Canadian noises Edit: 3:00 is when the reference pops up

@@katium9176 I'm pretty stunned they forgot Charlie's name too. He even almost won the tournament too didn't he?

@@YakuzaWolf he won that one but im pretty sure he lost another one

Also Mark: Eats about a dozen oreos covered in various substances, including but not limited to, "maple syrup", ranch dressing from January, soy sauce, and straight fucking vegetable oil

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! go away bot, u cant even spell channel right

@@jebediahda8755 Careful, we don't know what those bots are capable of doing, interacting with them is very dangerous.

@@-Ryu bruh you new to the internet?

Begone Bots! _waves incense_

"Pain."

Wade literally explodes in rage is mine

Wade Literally Explodes in Rage is my favorite episode, but this is close because there's something about Mark and Bob teaming up and staying committed that I enjoy.

Money bags

That guy from the hunger games

he was fairly popular during the chess event of '21 I think Mark just isn't as well aquatinted w him as others

I thought they meant Hikaru

holdup

And i- oop!!

Shane Dawson?

OMG I READ THIS AND IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER

uh oh yaw is coming

Yeah, but any time Wade isn't bullied leaves an empty space in a person's life. A sense of unfulfillment.

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no

The video was at the exact time I saw this comment

Shoshitake Takeyani perfect timing then good friend.

I laughed because that sentence is hilarious in and of itself

ThisIsSHINeeWorldAndWe'reRightByYourSide I agree. I also found it funny

so is wade after the 'delivery'

That's what he said

Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every day lixian makes this channel slightly more family friendly

Wade or Bob?.. I think Bob was beeping himself for comedic purposes. Maybe not. 🤷‍♂️

Im not sure if you mean this part, but bob bleeps out his swears as a joke,You can tell cause in another vid he bleeps the wrong word and stops after that

@@madmartian2 yeah I know but wade was swearing alot as a joke when mark said he wants it family friendly

@@thekrusad3r290 No, he does not lmfao. He gets monetized no matter what because of YT's bias towards big creators, and who the hell could claim this is a family-friendly channel?

It might’ve been a day or two spoilt which is hard to tell from smell :

@@skinnylegend2.040 wait is it? I didnt know lol

@@XxFuntimeWolfxX yeah I found that out the hard way a couple of days ago with my PediaSure (not technically PediaSure because I grew to old for that but it's basically the teenager version of that that I use now and the whole box was just spoiling so I found out that was true the hard way 🤢🤮

@@jrcspiderman2003 wow that must of sucked

Lol

Mark be like: We be eating chonky style

🤔

That sounds awesome.

And it did

You're a wizard...it was absolutely great

...And they just played golf around

I want to like this but your comment is at 666 likes 😂

I feel like that when I look in the mirror to check my teeth

Don't put yourself down like that. I have a great time when I stare at you!

I was also almost going to make super sonic a man man out of you

@@cwovictor3281 *they had us in the first half,not gonna lie*

​@@cwovictor3281I also enjoy staring at kayborder4940

Bob had another +5 then mark would have 35 cards

@@Fahimlol nah its archie who would get it

@@Fahimlol uhh, but Bob didn't have another... and if he had than archie would have to draw... are we talking bout the same moment?

@@Archanox i dont know??? Why are you replying almost 1 year later

@@Fahimlol I donno, because youtube told me yesterday that you replied to me. And why wouldn't I? Is there some kind of unwritten rule that you don't reply to comments older than few months??? I never heard of it.

As funny as that is, I feel uncomfortable

Do you think society should limit what is acceptable to think?

Oh i hate that description immensely oh my god

I am unnerved, now take my like

Ian Bean I beg you pardon?

Yeah, but I just see Mark and them bullying Wade.

It's normal

I dunno, I think it should be "We bully Wade"

Lmao

How do you know what that sounds like?

Cameron Don experience

@@camerondon3712 you dont wanna know!

Omg hes so *BUFF* and I just 😤😍

frfr

@@teeheemoxx ikr? He's my inspiration.

@@ALPHACIPHER same hes so amazing 😔

*say goodbye*

「· oceanstarch ·」 YES

DaniDani8Gamer Me: [never gonna give you up gets in my head] Me: screams

@@hazama0634 you got mindrolled

*Say goodbye!*

I know that feeling

what is it like to have a high metabolism

@@jold3174 Your stomach becomes a black hole lmao

jold 317 I have it too and it’s like your body becomes a hollow bottomless hole every time you eat and I can never gain weight

I have a high metabolism and anaemia. It’s the perfect combo!

The good mythical Moist.

I remember that lmao

@@JaMorantBiggerArm Kick club?

I cant believe they dont know moistcritikal's real name

"my cock is throbbing, THROBBING!" I love charlies lil celebration dance after he won while everyone just looked on in horror lol.

@@julianjpantoja4603 I mean I've never heard of him till today so...

Imagine moist or xqc watching this uno video

Lord OdyZeus I don’t think they know xqc’s real name either

It's Little Skerm

@@messyalien5164 no it's Wittle Skewm

Bob really went owo

when

I know :(

I would crank this as a 15% in the Moist Meter

At the very least he got mentioned in the annotation. Still a pretty cool thing to see.

TBF Mark probably don’t know much about Charlie. He is recognized by Felix and is a friend of Sean’s though

@@sowii slimecicle Charlie?