I'm DEAD Scam 

Excuse me, please confirm if DEAD or ALIVE to receive your bitcoin in your location. Thank you.

"Listen to me!" - Ancient Scammer Proverb

The only thing that is dead are my brain cells after reading those emails.

"I am definitely dead. No need to contact me again."

Got over here so quick, just to verify each and everything.

This made me laugh so hard. These interactions are absurd. "Stop talking when I'm talking!" "Oh, ok-" "Stop talking." "Yes?" "Stop talking when I'm talking." "Oh ok."

If you're not sure, you can breathe on a piece of glass, and if it fogs up, you're still alive.

The next time someone asks "are you stupid?" you now know that the correct answer is "not stupid enough to understand you".

Those listen to me charges must be expensive

Before I found your channel, I used to just hang up on scammers or cuss them out. Now you have shown me the value of applying a slow burn to them.

You took him to the brink of sanity and held him there. Beautiful work.

LOVE the "listen to me" printed on your top. My wife told me I'm laughing too loud.

damn that first convo was a speedrun, that dude had a short fuse i want that LISTEN TO ME hoodie

"i'm texting you through my voice now" lmfaoo

I want to make "Who are you!?" my text notification now. I love how he flew off the handle right away.

The name is User, Email User. Licence to be dead.

I can envision a scammer support group where they sit around twitching and muttering and weeping while recalling their nightmare experiences with this rubber man. If course, they're all wearing LISTEN TO ME t-shirts.

"No, I don't do email"

Why is it that the dudes with this accent are always the angriest scammers?

"WHY YOU"- *Incoherent grumbling* I can't breathe, Monk James gonna have to teach me some meditation techniques

Oh my God. I hate to admit, yet once again! My parents just fell victim to the 2nd chance lottery scam. They called me all excited that they were getting a new Escalade and $2.5 million. I asked my mother immediately if she gave them any money.... Yes! A $250 gift card, and their banking account information!!! Yet, they think I'm stupid and ignorant on things they don't agree on with me. So, your work, is very, very, meaningful Hoax. You are saving someone out there!

When you confirmed your name as Email User it had me laughing way too hard! It’s always a good day when you upload a video 😊

Dear Mr Hotel; you've dribbled yourself Turkishly.

I realise that all scams are stupid, but this so idiotic I can't believe people might fall for this. Good job hoax hotel. Love you work and channel.

Still the best scam baiter on RU-vid hands down

When the scammer told Hoax to stop talking I was looking forward to seeing how long he could actually bite his tongue for....I knew it would be in the single digit second range 😄

"Get back to me" is the new "listen to me", they're evolving(!)

This Thanksgiving I am thankful for THE HOAX HOTEL ♥️

Do a "LISTEN TO ME" tee-shirt with this cellphone hat on it and I'll buy it just for the fun of it.

"If you are not stupid enough to understand a simple English" - Scammer 2020

"Listen to me " (there we go) had me dying

They can barely speak English, then one of them says something like, "Listen attentively!"

Hoax Hotel 1904 - 2020 May his soul rest in my location.

Hoax hotel bingo: “listen to me!” Holding out for, “shut the f up!”

"Oh, Mr.Robert? Morphed from Monk James into John Skin into something else" There is an imposter among us

Nobody but nobody gets under the skin better than Hoaxy

Kitboga, Jim Browning and Hoax Hotel, the holy trinity

"If you are not stupid enough to understand a simple English." - Stephen Hawking

Dude I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, this was the funniest thing I've heard all year! You deserve a million subs man, amazing work

My condolences on your recent demise, hoax. Hope you get better soon.

I am very much ALIVE enough to receive your video in my location. Bless you, my Nigerian Prince.

It'd be neat to hear this guy and field agent Josh Brown carry on a conversation.

Talking over the scammers is so damn funny. It reminds me of that old Bugs Bunny skit where he's kidnapped by a gangster and won't shut up, "You don't think I'm the kind that keeps blabbing. Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up I shut up." Gangster, "Shut up shuttin up."

The first guyman set new standards in rudeness and ill-temper and mindless repetition, and the second one was obtuse and dense beyond belief before going into asshole mode. I've baited a good number over many years, and these would beat the worst I've encountered.

Your persistence is next level! You must have drove your parents nuts!😝 Keep up the Hotels policy of the “ Listen to me” counts!

Hooray! A new Hoax Hotel post! Now *that's* something to be thankful for!

HH: "Dribble myself?" LOL!

All jokes aside. This may honestly be your funniest video. Was on the way back home laughing my ass off. LOVE YOUR CONTENT DUDE!

3:00: Na wa for you; Translation: You have issues. It's more of a mild jab.

They never get the jokes...

Sir Milquesteak has graced us with another upload

I'm going to be calling you aaaaalllllllll day... right?

Listen to me - I always love how frustrated you make the scammers. Thanks for the upload!

Listen to me! Do one thing: Each and every thing.

I love when they address the number of calls.

I think I'm gonna have to use the "You continue to dribble yourself Turkishley" line, whenever someone is talking "trash" to me 😂😂😂

He kept saying "standard standard stand..leesin..standard.." and you kept talking over him and I'm just dying 🤣

Ah yes, you and the snow has arrived in my location! Amazing!

10:45 "you continue to dribble yourself" might just be my favourite scammer line, it gives me life to hear it and your reaction to it Mr. Hotel

"There's kind of a Mobius strip of a loop going on here" Pretty precious dude, that was funny. Tip: When he blocks you just spoof a new number and call him back again and again. He can keep blocking numbers all he wants, but you can just make new ones. As long as you are not doing something illegal (and you are not, kind of the opposite, really) the law is perfectly fine with it. It's very cute that he thinks blocking your number is going to get him anywhere, but dead wrong. It might be fun to start a whole different conversation with the same guy, and when he's about to hang up, go back to your old voice and email name. He would spit nails. Then continue that, playing different characters in totally different modes...so...much...fun. :-) What else might be fun is set up about 10-12 people doing this and just make his day the same sort of hell (but not nearly as much, unfortunately) he puts trusting old folks through. I love it when they get all righteous and pissed off, like they think they have some right to, while they are SCAMMING people. Honestly, I wish 10,000 people would take up this pastime, it would drive these stupid criminal bastards absolutely out of their minds. At some point it wouldn't even be worth doing I've already heard that what is going on now with scam baiting is dropping their accomplished scams by a goodly amount. Cheers, good vid.

Of all funny scammer video Channels on RU-vid. You, "The Hoax Hotel" takes the cake. Most Entertaining scammer videos by far. My fav = FBI Field Agent Josh Brown. 😂👍 The Email print out.

The best way to tell if they're scammers or not is when they tell you to, "Listen to me" multiple times.

"John Skin must be some kind of skinwalker" I absolutely love it! My favourite supernatural legend and a great crack by one of an absolute legend of a scam baiter 😍

This video has arrived in my area ahead of schedule and I for that I am grateful

I new video from the Hoax Hotel... it's going to be a good day.

Are you sure those emails don’t have something to do with the Tree Command?

1:45 into the call, we got the 1st ` Listen to me ` Soon as you hear that then its got to be a scam.

We all love the " listen to me".

jesus christ. to think they can pull off scams with such dumb words

I am texting you through my voice😂!

Whoa, was that a “listen to me” world record?

Yay! It’s my bday! Ty Hoax Hotel!

His name is email user, but refuses to send emails😂😂😂

Hold up? Am I dead right now?

The noise at 7:43 sounds like he had a violent outburst in the background because he was trying so hard to be calm for formal. Had me dying 🤣

POGS! You remember Pogs. I had a box of them mysteriously mislaid a while ago. Ahhh I'm hit with nostalgic rememberings.

Hoax Hotel + Kitboga = The collab we all want

it honestly irks me when they get mad and claim that you are wasting *their* time although I am rather impressed that you always remain calm, I would love to see you yell at them and call them out for "being stupid enough" to NOT understand english with all their typos (then again I doubt they would stay on the line very long)

Impeccable manners by this scammer 🤣🤣🤣. Mate you are truly "the punisher " 🤣🤣

The characters in this are hilarious. Zach Morris cellphone hair…beeper hair…. Hilarious 😆

I love the bobbing head move when they get angry

I play these in the backround like an old comedy album.

I am glad to know you are alive sir

A Listen To Me sweater is going to arrive in Hoax's location. Just head to Moneygram via horseless carriage and send the payment of $500. 😆

I absolutely cherish the spam emails I receive which purport that "some suspicious persons" have been hanging around my bank trying to "claim my fund" authorized from the Treasurer of Ghana. I am supposed to submit my personal details right away so that "dishonest people" won't scam me. Hmmm..... Sounds perfectly legit!

Thanks Mr. Hotel. Have a Happy Thanksgiving each and everything.

I'm not as intrigued by how people answer the phone when they're dead, but why they answer the phone when they're dead.

The calls are hilarious enough. The perfect animation / graphics.... phenomenal. **chef's kiss** Side note, this guy is getting belligerent in the first two minutes. What a peach. 🍑

Nothing cheers me up more than listening to your videos! I literally laugh out loud! Thanks so very much for what you do! You always make my day! 🌞💖

That impression at the beginning: as close as a mortal can get to Monthy Python gods

Great again! Keep em coming. I look forward to the next episode of these from the time of the last one like a kid waiting by the tv for the next week’s batman episode.

I rewatch these again and again. Each and everything is so wonderful.

NEW VIDEOOOOOOOOOO

The onion predicted the future once again

Just want to say welcome back I love it when you stick it to these scammers. I hope you have a very nice Thanksgiving and of course keep up the great work! Cheers!

one of my fav prank calls ever! watched this a few times! I love how pissed off the scammers get but still keep coming back for more :)

I love all of your videos H, but nothing will ever top the Josh Brown saga. This one is superb as well.

Errors are red Death screens are blue A scammer just called With help just for you

I honestly just about peed myself listening to this. Oh man. I love you much. You are one of the greats man. Been here for a few years. You are a true legend

Ah, the good old Schrödinger's scam. Cannot confirm you're dead or alive until payment is made 😂