I'm Gettin' Eaten By Tigers (rare 1960's soul vinyl)

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Facing a room full of angry record label executives, Bobo Bojangles sighed as the sales analytics came up on the overhead projector. The response to his single “Shove it up your Blow Hole” was lukewarm at best, and he needed a new shtick to become relevant again. The summer of poo had long passed and the people wanted something new. Bobo thought long and hard as the label executives argued about which direction his next offering should take. Suddenly, the light bulb in his head turned on and Bobo knew exactly what to do. From that day on, he would arrange to have 33 tigers come on stage at every show during his biggest hit yet “I’m Getting Eaten By Tigers.”
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Lyrics -
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
AHHH!!!
Damn these tigers by the bay
I'm gettin eaten by them / they
Am I their snack? Or their main dish?
Do I taste like bacon bits?
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Nonbinary tigers don't discriminate
They'll eat anyone at any time of the day
They got their forks, they got their bibs
Damnit now they're chowing down on my ribs!
Someone help me!
Now I've got no arms!
Stop these damn tigers!
You can use one of these darts
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
So tell me how can I run away
When neither of my legs are attached to me
I'll never misgender a tiger again
Holy crap I've never felt such intense pain
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
SWEET MOTHER MARY!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
// Bobo Bojangles is brought to you by AI (udio) & Uncanny Valley \\

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6 июн 2024

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@emarch94 28 дней назад

This is what happens when you go someplace other than the Bingo Club

@Ant_From_Ohio 28 дней назад

Sticking to donkey shows in Tijuana

@BuDDyXL101 26 дней назад

This is the stuff that happens in the Congo Club

@derekjtaylor 26 дней назад

F$%kin' promoter!

@LWmusik 11 дней назад

I can understand that he wanted to try going somewhere else than the bingo club

@johnduncan366 28 дней назад

Rumor has it; one of the Tigers 🐅 that bit Bobo got sick from the shit in Bobo pants lol.

@KSCHREIN2 28 дней назад

Poor Bojo thought nothing could be worse than shitting his pants at the bingo club. Little did he know.....

@josephebacon 26 дней назад

And they're G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!

@Edelweiss91 28 дней назад

Those Tigers thought he tasted like shit, with a side of beef.

@MusicManSeanB 28 дней назад

Bobo's shitty cologne is so powerful, it attracts animals in the wild.

@JeromeHoward-bx5ir 27 дней назад

A lot of people don't know this, but Siegfried and Roy would open all their Las Vegas shows with this song.

@derekjtaylor 26 дней назад

I wish Carrot Top would.

@1arjen8 22 дня назад

Fate didn't spare Bobo throughout his life. He earned his stripes, though.

@Ant_From_Ohio 28 дней назад

How lucky for us that he put his last words to song and recorded it for all to enjoy.

@Svankmajer 28 дней назад

Bobo is a fascinating guy. I hope we'll see a documentary one day about his intriguing life.

@Vanessomatic 20 дней назад

I should do it. I should make a RU-vid video about it.

@Svankmajer 20 дней назад

@@Vanessomatic Yes, maybe its your fate.

@fakeseishonagon8128 13 дней назад

You know how biopics usually are. It would probably be pretty shitty.

@donsiwicki 28 дней назад

Even though he’s being eaten by tigers…. the look on his face clearly tells you one thing- He Shit in his Pants, AGAIN!!!!!!😎

@borano2031 29 дней назад

Not many people knows how to tackle this massive hit! Bobo sacrifices himself to the artform he knows best, first class music! He did it for us merely mortals, not everybody would do that, it´s only seen once in a millenium or so. So, mortals, bow your head to Bobo and listen to his message and I´m turning to all of you, from the Pope in Rome and down. Rgr

21 день назад

Bobo belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.

@ericmastern9882 28 дней назад

it happened because Bobo smelled like bingo club beef!

@NotBrutality-101 28 дней назад

SWEET MOTHER MARY!!!

@NotBrutality-101 25 дней назад

YOU CAN USE ONE OF THOSE DARTS!

@E71CXE03 28 дней назад

Man I was ready to see Bobo make the world shit in ITS pants now that he got out of jail and now.. I love this saga. I love Bobo

@E71CXE03 28 дней назад

I just noticed they're just cubs in the cover lol

@AndyTerry-yt6sw 22 дня назад

again its that beef from the bingo club they could smell

@evanbourgault7822 17 дней назад

You think he’d learn the first time around, seeing he’s missing two fingers on his hand.

@nullvoid3990 28 дней назад

how will he come back from this bobooboboboboo bros?

@markostrovsky7536 26 дней назад

Bobo puts up with all of this agony just to spare the rest of us from it. I’m thinking St. Bobo.

@GrannySoupLadle 23 дня назад

Cant believe he was brought back from a 2 year IBS induced coma just to go out like this 💔

@reubnick 24 дня назад

Bobo got in a lot of predicaments.

@pineoandloeb 22 дня назад

BOBO THE GOAT 🐐

@xZippy 21 день назад

They put some tigers in the recording booth just for this song. They don't put that kind of effort in music anymore.

@josephebacon 26 дней назад

Bobo today...Sigfried & Roy tomorrow!

@stevesjhipacasde7204 21 день назад

this explains why bobo shit his pants. It wasn't the fun at the bingo hall or the beef. It was the sight of tigers that caused the initial shitting and the smell was so bad that it attracted the tigers, and am I really dissecting this A.I. generated singer. I guess I'll go shit my pants

@UncannyValley333 21 день назад

You bring up a great point. Perhaps Bobo's pants shitting was a sort of sixth sense to warn him about the presence of dangerous wild animals. Perhaps there is a parallel universe where Bobo is not AI, but a real man... and AI is simply giving us clues to figure out the truth. Either way, thanks for being here.

@stevesjhipacasde7204 21 день назад

@@UncannyValley333 another theory I have is that bobo is possibly a heroin addict. And usage of said substance causes constipation, and when he was at the bingo hall and ate the beef It acted as a laxative, hence the shitting of his pants. Which drew the arousal of the tigers. So his next song should be "I can't shit because of dope"

@LilYassofficial 21 день назад

been there before!

@ellenkelley5353 25 дней назад

I want a Bobo bobblehead to put on ny car dashboard,; it would make the long drive to the bingo club go by faster.

@JeromeHoward-bx5ir 26 дней назад

When you rhyme "pain" with "again", you get eaten by tigers.

@Balasidine957 26 дней назад

He looks like Pascal Siakam, or that pirate meme from Captian Phillips.

@THEREALCAPTAINDREAD 24 дня назад

Siegfried and Roy used this song for their shows.

@jamesdavis5096 28 дней назад

This is Bobbys cry for help. Tigers are all the women at the bingo club. You have to HEAR him, not just listen.

@truvakaplan2376 26 дней назад

So the Summer of Shits is over now?

@jameswells554 23 дня назад

Anybody care to guess what Denny's used to be called and why they changed?

@firedrake9021 22 дня назад

I guess he's...Bobo Bomangled? I'll see myself out...

@GrannySoupLadle 11 дней назад

Yoooo what happened to “Take Me to The Shitter” ??

@singthechanges82 28 дней назад

This may have been his biggest hit, but as far as I'm concerned he turned his back on his real fans when he stopped doing songs about shitting his pants.