I'm Moving to America 

Americans sure love filming here though :)

Your fake plastic money is so cheap it'd be stupid not to. Vancouver is just as American as any city and your people are exactly the same so why not film there for massive savings?

@@VirgilOvid Canadian money is great, though! Putting a loon on the $1 coin and calling it a loonie, and then making a bimetalic $2 coin and calling it a toonie... That's gotta be the most Canadian thing I ever heard of since I found out about the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.😊

When I was in Glacier National Park, one of the very few radio stations that I could pick up was a station out of Canada (I want to say Calgary but I can't remember) that was all standup comedy. That was the one to get, I loved it. Now I get it on XM radio and listen to it all the time.

@@VirgilOvid heheheh "your people are exactly the same" hehehehehHAHAHA... Well, to start with, I've been a Conservative party voter my whole life, and me and every other Canadian Conservative I know recognize that American Conservatism has gone off the deep end into la-la-land fairy tale world thanks to a certain orange con artist and an extremely influential and insidiuous reactionary media apparatus. So yeah, maybe twenty years ago we were kind of similar? Not anymore. Y'all are losing the plot and for SOME bizarro-land reason still consider said orange con artist a viable candidate to lead your country. Truly embarrassing stuff.

One let's children get shot in school and the other lets children have food in school.

Speaking as a Unitedstatesien: what is this "outside North America" you speak of?

Canadians get healthcare and have a slightly higher chance of locating your country on a map

@@ichijofestival2576 Not USAer?

@@cyanimation1605 I am american and I have healthcare. Di... did you think doctors are only in canada?

Guy Lombardo

I preferred the category, Dead, Alive or Indian Food.

When Nickelodeon started in the US, half its programming were recycled Canadian kids' shows. Their whole green slime thing was straight up stolen from "You Can't Do that on Television" (Canadian). Also, Remote Control gave us fucking Colin Quinn.

Did it? Did it slay you?

@@356z Cause of death: fits of laughter.

True, but everyone is just visiting.

But cast all the leads and recurrings in LA.

It's cheaper. Like when they filmed Shogun.

@@Robisme Cheaper and our provinces all have different levels of subsidies for these companies.

The circle of life.

In my experience, the US border guards have large guns and lots of questions, and the Canadian border guards want me to roll down the window so they can pet my dog.

@@Tim3.14 Things changed after some planes flew into a couple of large buildings

Julie should start a Canadian comedy acting group, like early SNL or Mad TV, and keep it limited to Canadians.

yeah, this new actress is kinda cool, would be nice to see her again indeed.

I think it's herself

Ever since Trudeau introduced you guys to Globalist, Rainbow Fascism, all I can say is, welcome to the club.

@@derrickmcadoo3804 Sounds like something someone who was acquainted with the devil would say....

not wrong, wait until you meet the IRS.

As an American, I feel both seen, and called out by that line! 😂😭

ID....ID...ID....😂

That lady takes no nonsense!! "ID....ID....!!!"

Yet I could see Mirror Julie somewhere behind her….

Yes. Perfect. Rattles out her patter.Not hostile, just indifferent.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

"Quando omni flunkus moritati."

"I'm a man, but I can change. If I have to. I guess."

Hey now, we absolutely love our Canadian celebrities. No joke, when I was around 12 years old, I assumed most if not all comedians in movies were Canadian. I got older of course, and understood that they were all Canadian or Jewish.

“Just for no reason can you say the word sorry for me..?”

African-American music. Rock music is African-American in origin.

@@jasonhaven7170

The beer is a trap

Charity work

Yeah, charity work ...

Cheaper.

Until it got famous enough and moved to America.

Super Natural too I think

That begs the question: Who is the most famous Canadian? Some say Justin Bieber. I say it's William Shatner.

" Is bolster the word of the day??? "

Going due north from Gadsden, AZ will result in a trip to Mexico. And if you keep going, you'll end up in California. So never go due north from Gadsden.

Alaska-Hold my beer.

But do we _want_ to?

But the song lyric "Born and raised in _Windsor_ " just isn't as good.

this is why i call Canada South Detroit, the only possible meaning of the stupid Journey lyric

This! 100%. Canada would be the perfect country if there was a tropical/warm province, although it would probably over priced and the most expensive place ever.

Probably because they're a massive country with a population smaller than that of California. It's kinda hard to build an industry with a couple dozen people.

The Canadian in me thinks -- wait, I thought all math software was made in Waterloo? :-)

Let me guess, they’re all Waterloo grads

@@specialtwice4975 we do, it's called Vancouver 😅

Except some of us do!

@@lyraserpentine894 Look, I'm sorry, but that's just not the -- shit!

"90% of all canadians are deployed near the border"

I've only heard of Finnish one. what's up with Canadian??

@@user-aRb00d3rWait, what’s the Finnish Conspiracy?

@@user-aRb00d3r Great Mockumentary

@@user-aRb00d3r The Canadian Conspiracy was a mockumentary back in the '80s, claiming that Canada was taking over the US by infiltrating the entertainment industry. Eugene Levy played the whistleblower part, and there were interviews with a tonne of other Canadian entertainers, all of whom acted suspiciously when asked about the conspiracy. I haven't seen it in years, but I remember it being pretty funny. As for the Finnish Conspiracy, I'd never heard of it. Thank you (I think) for the introduction. It's all just ... wow.

Bigly

we'd welcome you with open arms

hopefully we can stave off the right's efforts to formally dissolve our democracy but even then... Canada is still the better country to live in

you'll become unfamous in november?

People have been saying that since forever. But no one does, lol. Canada is not as sunshine and roses anymore.

Toronto

You can drink milk tea if it came in a can from Asia.

I think she's doing the babysitting. So you know how that kid is going to turn out. 😱🍸

@@KarlBunker she is not famous enough.

I get the feeling that the next time we see her she'll have a cowboy hat and an AR-15.

She decided to stay North of the border.

She was traumatised from finding out she was pregnant.

As it even makes a prominent appearence in the ad, yes

You can only Bolster if you have proper I.D.........I.D..........I.D....

I thought you were Russian...

Shush! This is exactly why we need fresh people like Julie to bolster our side of the See-saw!!

@@chasbodaniels1744 which "side", exactly? Humor, common sense, intelligent discourse, and mutual respect? Cause I haven't seen any of those things on either "side" here in the USA for a few decades. Instead it's nothing but vilifying everyone and everything that doesn't align 100% with exactly what 'you' believe (general you, not you specifically) as an evil devil. "Oh your opinion on guns, transsexuals, kids, religion, or freedom of speech don't match mine, BURN IN HELL YOU DEVIL MONSTER!!!!!!!!!" - that's all I hear, every effing day, from both "sides" in this shit-show.

@@chasbodaniels1744 Which "side" is that, exactly?

Right now?

​@@MadsFeierskovIn this economy?

Hey, Geddy and Alex are still in Canada holding down the fort.

Titanic II: somewhere in the Atlantic, a killer iceberg is looking for its next victim.

right?! why are all my favorite RU-vidrs moving from the best place to the worst place (the place where I live)? can I just swap houses with them PLEASE SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF AMERICA

@@dietotaku Maybe they're coming down to save you? ;)

@@dietotaku Or maybe the government decided they don't have enough polite and kind people in certain states, so now there's a program to import such people from other countries? 😂

Happens all the time to me; happened yesterday twice. Oh, but wait. I live in North Georgia. It's a southern thing. Julie: check out the south :)

Too soon!

Why am I getting "Translate to English" on this post ?! Maybe RU-vid thinks you are Canadian ?

awww... that's so wholesome 😊

@@Seamannon “bless your heart” is passive aggressive, with the “passive” quite vestigial.

@@mitchgunzler3737 oh, didn't think of that. Did I just expose myself as non-American? 😅

Honestly, if she stays far enough North it might not be so bad. Wisconsin, Minnesota, etc. It seems to be the middle parts that are an issue.

She actually even mentions all-dressed chips first in the skit whisper, then basic ketchup chips in the ad - twofer!

I can't believe I've forgotten about ketchup chips and how much I liked it. Didn't realize until now that I never saw it on the shelves south of the border😮

Do't you mean "…American Treasure no matter where she resides"?

Is she two National Treasures, then?

Would probably make a good ASMR.

same, I feel like I've been yelling this at basically everyone from a developed country who is moving here lately. America is strictly a downgrade.

Y'all live in the wrong part of America. The diversity of culture from one end to the other is huge. If you don't like where you're at, you can move without having to go through customs or learn a new language, and you get a completely different culture with a completely different set a values and - and this is important - crime rates

​@@JonsMGTypical perspective from a privileged white male😮 Where in the USA does a woman have agency over her own body?

@@TheCatLady65 basically any blue state.

@@Valen-vl5ds 🤣🤣🤣 Roe v Wade was struck down by the SC, *everywhere* in the USA! Do you have *any* idea how hard it is for a woman to get reproductive health care In *any* state?

Dude, PMs are not elected by popular vote. They are SELECTED by their friends in the parliament.

Really? "Implode" you say.... As if one politician is actually better than another.

@@Kedzie_ Indeed, I still wonder what is this hype with election, especially presidential. In 20 years I saw a little effect of what president do we have - never anything dramatic.

@@Kedzie_ There's a fascist and then there's Biden.

@@jasonhaven7170 Yeah I'm quite sure you're using that word incorrectly.

And it's probably A minor.

Just a hunch but I think that might be what we here in America refer to as a freedom fry.

It's All Dressed Up, with no place to go!

The best flavour of potato chip ever that only exists in Canada for some reason.

The ketchup chip is so good, that as a child, I would run in circles because of it's wondrousness. My mom eventually only let me have them once a year, as that is all she could handle from my excitement.

@@thing_under_the_stairsgermany has them too (though from other brands).

Ever since Coors bought Molson, no more Molson for me, thanks! Moosehead and Labatt forever!!

Rush, Neil Young, and Joni Mitchell are among my top favorite artists! And I'm fairly pacifistic. I live in Northern California.

Nobody says aboot, that’s an American thing

@@Viennery I have Canadian relatives. They all say "aboot". If it's not really "aboot" it certainly sounds like it. Maybe it's "abooot" ?

@@runrig97 Lived here more than 60 years, only time I've ever heard anyone say "aboot" was in a comedy sketch - and it was an American. We say "abowt", rhymes with "trout" or "sauerkraut".

As a canadian, after noticing that a lot of american actors are canadians, I started to notice that theres also a lot of english, australians and new zeland actors in ''american actors''. Probably about a quarter of american celebrities are actually american born, people just flock there because thats where the industry is (hence the Julie sketch_

@@funguy5624 indeed

mandatory monthly firearms purchase 😂

@@SeamannonOh, c'mon, you exaggerate...it's every two months and we give you a coupon for a box of free ammo! I also understand the NRA sells cheap life insurance...🙄

You're going to have to change that name. That sort of thing doesn't fly in the Frozen North like it does here.

@@craigcorson3036 Yeah....because...I'm gonna be walking around using my RU-vid name instead of my actual name lol

Vancouver and Toronto are their own country…they don’t recognize any other parts of Canada.

Vancouver is already expensive as F

@@craigcorson3036 I'm not changing anything

I am always confused. Don't you "emigrate to" and "immigrate into"?

You really sound like an expert on bolstering. Can you grace us with your wisdom and tell us what the difference between couches and sofas is? I'd appreciate that and I'm sure I'm not the only one here 😉

@@Seamannon No can do. Canada has a very strict Official Secrets Act. (Canada's Official Secrets Act is more secret than the UK's, in that nobody is allowed to know that Canada's Official Secrets Act exists.) If I told you what I know, I'd have to do something to you that Canada's Official Secrets Act prevents me from revealing on Y'o'u't'u'b'e. But I can tell you one thing about bolsters that isn't secret but nobody knows it. In a timber building where the columns or pillars are four-by-fours, a horizontal board at the top of a pillar, designed to create a bigger area of surface contact between the support and the horizontal beam being supported, is called "a bolster". I think it should be called "a capital", but it isn't.

@@topherthe11th23 wow, I feel so enlightened now! Your wisdom is unmatched! Thank you for being so generous with your response 😄

@@Seamannon I'm always happy to bolster anyone's knowledge on these issues of critical importance in world affairs. Did you have any more questions?

@@Seamannon I’m trying to couch this fairly, but they’ve told you nothing sofa.

Sorry, I replied to the wrong comment.

Nothing will happen in November for you, whatever the result (ok, that is my prediction)

@@dmitripogosian5084If you’re a woman , it matters. A lot.

Darfur is currently an actual Hellscape, the US is just chaotic (it was always chaotic and will always be chaotic).

Depends how many times one has to back up and retype “Nolke,” eh?