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"I'm Not Into Coups" Claims Our Fascist Former President 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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@akb5531
@akb5531 3 года назад
Treasons Greetings! 😂 Great monologue! Kudos to all the writers! And the picture? OMG...that was priceless!
@dappppppppt
@dappppppppt 3 года назад
The best thing to watch before I go into surgery. Being put under is scary and you have already calmed my nerves with laughter. Thank you Stephen Colbert. From your second home; Aotearoa New Zealand
@klee88029
@klee88029 3 года назад
Sending you a 🙏for a wonderful recovery without complications from Columbus, New Mexico, USA.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад
Kia kaha
@laurahoward5426
@laurahoward5426 3 года назад
Best Wishes from Texas
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 3 года назад
Add more prayers from NJ, USA 🇺🇸. Plus wishes for a speedy recovery.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
I hope your surgery is as successful as the one we had to excise Trump and his cancer cronies from the White House! Best wishes!
@rajkaur5072
@rajkaur5072 2 года назад
"bitten by a radioactive idiot" is the best thing ever. laughed real hard in a long time.
@gregvondare
@gregvondare 3 года назад
"Treason's Greetings" -- priceless.
@billytheweasel
@billytheweasel 3 года назад
When I think of the stupidity of the average Republican it's easy to forget half are even stupider.
@bman3794
@bman3794 3 года назад
🤣😂💀💀💀💀
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 2 года назад
I laughed out loud at that one
@StreetTruckinTitan
@StreetTruckinTitan 2 года назад
TRE45ON
@aliciacalinoiu1046
@aliciacalinoiu1046 3 года назад
Yes..... we suffered enough 😂😂😂😂
@topnotch4564
@topnotch4564 3 года назад
Viva Stephen Colbert!!!!!!
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt 3 года назад
They'll be telling us that the Queen didn't really parachute into the London Olympics next.
@ousmanedanieljongue7255
@ousmanedanieljongue7255 3 года назад
amazing. Stephen was on fire tonight... such a good segment!
@bongosock
@bongosock 3 года назад
"He's like spiderman - if he got bitten by a radioactive idiot" - Awesome :)
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад
@Collin Smith Least we have senses of humor, Z-ass.
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад
@Collin Smith No, they just don't find violence, racism and bigotry funny unlike certain people.
@mattydaley3042
@mattydaley3042 3 года назад
“Did this picture go to space? Or am I just another bike ride for you?” 💀😂
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 3 года назад
more fuel for the flat earthers
3 года назад
@@xXTopGXx aw shit I forgot about those idiots. We will never hear the end of it
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 3 года назад
@ nope and im actually on their side only because the mainstream media and government make it seem so damn sketchy.. just take the damn pictures of earth they want already
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 года назад
@@xXTopGXx LOL! The Solar System according to flat earthers: O o o --- o O Ø O O •
@xXTopGXx
@xXTopGXx 3 года назад
@@nobodyknows3180 how do you know that? have you even researched it? thats one of the first things they talk about and even i dont believe the stuff
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 3 года назад
7:54 "Treason's Greetings" Aaaand I died!
@deannedflrocks5337
@deannedflrocks5337 3 года назад
"If society today allows wrong to go unchallenged the impression is created that those wrongs have the approval of the majority." -Rep. Barbara Jordan
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 2 года назад
An amazing woman.
@uptheriverful
@uptheriverful 2 года назад
yes - the rest of the world is going WTF is wrong with America.
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 3 года назад
I noticed the problem with the "space photo" during the interview. So glad Stephen bought it up.
@bestproto5117
@bestproto5117 3 года назад
Just so that you can under what's going on Times v Sullivan is the landmark supreme court rulling of 1964 which allows Steaven Colbert to call Trump a Facist on air without being sued for defamation and pay millions in damages thanks god the supreme court is looking at overturning that precedent. That supreme court
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 3 года назад
@@bestproto5117 Your understanding of the law is actually worse than your use of the English language. Thanks for the laughs.
@bestproto5117
@bestproto5117 3 года назад
@@jstnxprsn English is not my native language unlike you! But my English is good enough to understand Colbert lies that he is getting pay to spread.
@jstnxprsn
@jstnxprsn 3 года назад
@@bestproto5117 Yeah, that's what they all say, but whatever. I'm less worried about how you speak than how you fail to understand concepts. Try looking up fascism. And while you are at it do some research on the legal history of protected speech and study 1930's Germany. Then maybe next time you won't embarrass yourself when you run your mouth.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 года назад
@@bestproto5117 You're about a week late on the news, I'm afraid, SCOTUS has just reaffirmed Times vs. Sullivan. And you can probably thank your lucky starts that they did, because the protections afforded under Times vs. Sullivan represent a sword that cuts both ways - the alt-Right propaganda outlets like Fox, OANN, NewsMax, et al, would be shut down virtually overnight, because they would have to start coming up with rigorous proofs of what they say is right.
@TheOGClassicMan
@TheOGClassicMan 3 года назад
I wish we could just forget him too...but we must remember to avoid repeating our mistakes...
@WhoCares02459
@WhoCares02459 3 года назад
You mean like socialism?? HAHAHAHAHA you people are both entertaining and depressing
@robc4191
@robc4191 3 года назад
We couldn't just learn from Germany?
@Pernicion
@Pernicion 3 года назад
I fear the mistake will be repeated... immediately. The world is on a collision course for Trump 2024. I guess we can hope that the cheeseburgers finally win their war with his heart.
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 3 года назад
@@WhoCares02459 you say socialism failed, but almost every country in the world has socialist laws - banning child labour, product safety, food and drug regulators, unions (such as police unions), unemployment benefits, universal healthcare (in developed countries), etc... So did socialism really fail or did it infiltrate every country and just become the norm?
@Zerolink30
@Zerolink30 3 года назад
The sad part is we will repeat it bc we never learn, case and point Nick at the top of the thread.
@RogerHerzler
@RogerHerzler 3 года назад
Treasons Greetings was an epic joke.
@lindadepauw4902
@lindadepauw4902 3 года назад
He was really at the top of his game!
@LB-lx2tf
@LB-lx2tf 3 года назад
This was one of the Funniest shows I've seen in a while. The photo bit was gravy! Thanks, I needed that 😂
@molly-zx9cr
@molly-zx9cr 3 года назад
Did Trump just, “you’re not pretty enough anyways” General Milley?!
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 года назад
lol. perfect.
@michaelmolitor1888
@michaelmolitor1888 3 года назад
He's a monster of all forms.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ny9jNmqY8q4.html
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 года назад
The "J" in DJT stands for "sour grapes".
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 3 года назад
Yes, T****'s famous _“she’s not my type”_ defense.
@free2express08
@free2express08 3 года назад
"Treasons Greetings...." 😂😂😂 Stephen bodied their whole family...!
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 3 года назад
"I'm not into coups!" Well, ya could've fooled us on that.
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 года назад
Orange pledge injection told everybody he would be there and Pence was their main problem. Not sure how long after they took care of Pence they would notice Spanky is not there... Hey ,,, that dirty rotten so and so blistering rump pounder with cheese. Anybody got some more wood to build another... ...Ok put that back in your pants. Who brought the Viking ? ...and you know Trump would be watching it all on TV.
@Wulfspyder
@Wulfspyder 3 года назад
He's not into coups that failed.
@ealexander71
@ealexander71 3 года назад
Yeah, what the hell is August all about, the GOP hasn't disputed any bullchit rumors that the orange sack of chit isn't coming back!!! More money from their Nazi base!!!
@kevinstrong8265
@kevinstrong8265 3 года назад
@chris kretzer Well then, what is Twitler then? What color is he also? Looks orange to me. Practice up on sentencing.
@lynnwilhoite6194
@lynnwilhoite6194 3 года назад
@chris kretzer Russian bot detected
@boogiewoogie9770
@boogiewoogie9770 3 года назад
Space. The new playground of the obscenely rich. So inspiring!
@ChrisSmith88love
@ChrisSmith88love 3 года назад
Dueling Space Yachts.
@marysimonetti5243
@marysimonetti5243 3 года назад
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.
@renitaperry5808
@renitaperry5808 3 года назад
Me either 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
@BK-dy8jk
@BK-dy8jk 3 года назад
Thank God that Steven tells it straight up like it is and we have someone who tells the truth and can make us laugh at the same time to help the medicine go down.
@luckysours8397
@luckysours8397 3 года назад
Demanda Recount is my favorite drag queen
@imsmoitra2051991
@imsmoitra2051991 3 года назад
This is the best Stephen Colbert monologue ever - delightfully random!
@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359
@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359 3 года назад
The monologues following January 6 were the best to me. Articulate, angry and straight to the point.
@hyperboi87
@hyperboi87 3 года назад
Damn Branson lied his ass off alot during this whole space thing, even lied to Steve right to his face on live tv, I'm glad he called that shit out lol
@WildFyreful
@WildFyreful 3 года назад
What do you expect of an ultra rich ass? He didn't get all that money by doing honest business practices; he got that rich by being immoral. Lying comes naturally to him.
@cameronsitton501
@cameronsitton501 3 года назад
I felt so much more hurt than I think I was supposed to when I found out he was lied to
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 3 года назад
@@WildFyreful actually he got rich setting up a record company to publish Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells' album when no other record company wanted to do it. How immoral...
@marquisdelafayette1929
@marquisdelafayette1929 3 года назад
Everybody’s gangster til they are in front of the judge.
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 3 года назад
his psuedo lawyers have been whimpering in front of the judge this week
@PanzerBuyer
@PanzerBuyer 3 года назад
Obama should be impeached for killing 400,000 and making 15,000,000 refugees in Syria. Yeah, his administration did that but nothing can make you care about that.
@DavZeugme
@DavZeugme 3 года назад
Get back to Germany please.
@emandem3088
@emandem3088 3 года назад
@@PanzerBuyer Well aren’t you just such a brave one...assuming no one cares about anything else in this world. However it should be noted the your glaring error in statistical bluster should be taken to task. You do realize President Obama has not been in office since January 2017 right? Just checking because you seem to think he is still in office as how else would he get impeached? And no, President Obama did not cause the Syrian civil war, neither thru foreign policy nor lack thereof. Good grief Charlie Brown, seems you don’t know what caused the Syrian civil war. ‘K so I’ll tell you...the Syrian civil war and resulting refugee crisis is the result of a violent government crackdown on public demonstrations in support of a group of teenagers who were arrested for anti-government graffiti in the southern town of Daraa. Seriously kid, that’s what started the whole thing. Regardless, after 10 years of violent government suppression on the part of the Syrian government you will be pleased to know that under the Obama administration, the humanitarian goal for admitting Syrian refugees was surpassed and a total of 18,000 Syrian refugees were accepted into the US. That is until 2017 when YKW took office and suspended the refugee program in its entirety. So there’s yer sign. You seem to care so much about Syrian refugees yet it seems you have no understanding of their plight and how the effects of the trump administration which blocked resettlement of these people. When the program reopened, Trump actually set a record of the lowest refugee admissions since 1980 when Congress created the refugee resettlement program. Affecting in particular, the Syrian refugees. Well boy howdy, ain’t that somethin’ to be proud of. As a result, the US no longer lead the world in humanitarian efforts. Do you understand? Under the trump admin, less and less refugees were allowed to enter the US so-called safe haven and even tho the ceiling was lowered, many less people were allowed in. And interestingly enough, the majority of those refugees who were admitted were Christian, not the religions of 90% Syrian people, the majority being Sunni Islam. (And I know some will jump on that because some Syrians are Christian however only about 10% so the approximation is still accurate.). Again...there’s yer sign. So it seems your outrage is misplaced. But maybe nothing will make you care about that. 🤔
@brianfergus839
@brianfergus839 3 года назад
@@PanzerBuyer “but but but but OBAMA!!!” You really have no idea how pathetic you are, huh? LOL
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 3 года назад
_“If I was going to do a coup, one of the last people I would want to do it with is General Mark Milley.”_ Oh, there's that _“she’s not my type”_ defense.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ny9jNmqY8q4.html
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 3 года назад
I bet the young Master Trump had many such Snappy Comebacks in his grade school years. Such classics as, "Oh yeah?" and "so's your mama!" hang in the Hall of Devastating Quips to this very day. The man is a God. Go Goops go!
@Lafever1883
@Lafever1883 3 года назад
Yep he never fails to bring out that old chestnut. It's just him throwing A fit because some one had the nerve to tell him no or more likely HELL NO! Well former guy is right the General is not vary pretty, but he also is not stupid enough to go along with a coup .
@theresamcdonald4730
@theresamcdonald4730 3 года назад
That's only because the General wouldn't do what trumpy would want! He would have to get the TRAITOR mike Flynn who has already been proven to associate with Russians!!!!! Flynn has already talked about a military coup!!!!
@AlexZ-lc6nl
@AlexZ-lc6nl 3 года назад
Hahaha 🤣 he really is a soar looser. The type of guy you wouldn’t want your daughter to date cuz he’s insecure, a liar and a major soar looser.
@SeldimSeen1
@SeldimSeen1 3 года назад
One of my favorite Colbert monologs.
@bulletprooftiger1879
@bulletprooftiger1879 3 года назад
Mine too! This episode should honestly get an Emmy! :)
@jimmio3727
@jimmio3727 3 года назад
monologue* no english doesn't make any sense
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
We do miss the "Daht, daht, daht..." though.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
But I'm glad that's over, because it was a reminder that we had a clown for president.
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
"...I don't do my impression... because, haven't you suffered enough..." Stephen truly cares about his audience!
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 3 года назад
I like that he calls out his old friend, Richard Branson on those points. The picture was something that many people commented on the other evening. (The "...or am I just another bike ride to you?" was a great line - fitting on so many levels!)
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 3 года назад
Branson exposed! 😂
@Limitless_One
@Limitless_One 3 года назад
Ya exactly! I think Branson is just a giant bullshitter. Why say your gonna do it and even cut the pic out and give Stephen The wrong pic after. The small gesture tells me a lot about that guy.
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 3 года назад
@@vietnamd0820 lol
@Hollins23
@Hollins23 3 года назад
@@Limitless_One It makes a person wonder...???
@twincast2005
@twincast2005 3 года назад
There are multiple actually possible benefit of the doubt explanations in which the picture he gave Stephen really was in space with him, but yeah, Branson is a well-known bullshitter, so it's doubtful.
@wendydabee
@wendydabee 3 года назад
I can't be the only one thinking this but: Of course 'he' isn't into coups.... because he only likes coups that succeed.
@frankyeichler3303
@frankyeichler3303 3 года назад
Interesting to see the history of my country repeat itself in the US. I am sorry for every decent human being having to deal with this
@alissacheck4194
@alissacheck4194 2 года назад
Can you tell us what happens next? I'm tired of the surprises.
@cmconley33
@cmconley33 2 года назад
Thankfully, our fürher-wanna-be was stupid and surrounded himself with people as stupid as they were ineffective. We were saved because these guys probably *couldn’t* find their asses with a map and a flashlight. Your guy was terrifyingly effective, and surrounded himself with terrifyingly effective people.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
That rocket is no virgin.. it rode another plane for miles before it had to finish itself off on its own.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад
You’re my favorite poster. This one takes the cake!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
@@Tonyhouse1168 * tips an imaginary hat *
@JLF201
@JLF201 3 года назад
"He's like Spider-Man if he'd gotten bitten by a radioactive idiot." I love this.
@janetbeebe6578
@janetbeebe6578 3 года назад
The writers should get a raise!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
He answers the question, "who is worse, the fool or his followers?" Both.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ny9jNmqY8q4.html
@dwaugh2215
@dwaugh2215 3 года назад
@@couragekarnga8735 both. And they hardly share a brain
@sister9059
@sister9059 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5mmk2p0npPw.html ?
@amornrathbaron874
@amornrathbaron874 2 года назад
Love 💕 your monologue. I have never laughed so much. Thank you, thank you 🙏. Wayne M. 🇨🇦
@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 3 года назад
"Agent Orange" and his republican minions are still at it .. What is being done NOW ?? !!! He should have been indicted months ago !
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 3 года назад
You are the POS democrats you have atacked him for months way after he's gone. He's living rent free in you're heads
@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972
@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 3 года назад
Dam right. Why is that taking so long
@yourmomgoestocollege3242
@yourmomgoestocollege3242 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 you heard that saying somewhere once on tiktok and now it's living rent free in your head.
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 -------------------- DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr's REAL PLAN FOR WHAT HE WANTED HIS TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS was to KILL OR INJURE HUNDREDS of our UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT POLITICIANS INCLUDING : VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE & SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI & ALEXANDRIA OCASIO CORTEZ MIKE PENCE & NANCY PELOSI were the 2 DIRECTLY IN LINE for the UNITED STATES PRESIDENCY and also MITCH MCCONNELL LINDSAY GRAHAM CHUCK SCHUMER and many others DONALD TRUMP Sr SET THEM UP to be MURDERED by DONALD TRUMP Sr's TRUMPANAZI KLAN CULT TERRORISTS that would've left DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr in CHARGE of AMERICA WITHOUT ANYONE in the CHAIN OF COMMAND BEHIND HIM that would've been the END of AMERICA & FREEDOM & DEMOCRACY FOREVER the EVIDENCE AGAINST THEM is LITERALLY on VIDEO the TRUMPANAZI TERRORISTS that ATTACKED & INVADED the UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING should have the FOLLOWING CHARGES AGAINST THEM : TRESPASSING DAMAGING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY DESTROYING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY BREAKING & ENTERING ESPIONAGE - STEALING DOCUMENTS & COMPUTERS TREASON SEDITION INSURRECTION TERRORISM ASSAULT ASSAULT with INTENT to KILL TERRORISTIC INTIMIDATION MURDER - 5 CASES MULTIPLE ATTEMPTED MURDERS HATE CRIMES for RACIAL INTIMIDATION ( BUILDING THE SCAFFOLDING with the NOOSE HANGING from it ) they should all be SENTENCED to 100 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON EACH without PAROLE or PARDON -----------------------
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 ------------------- THE TRUMP FAMILY'S CRIMES TRUMP'S TREASON & ESPIONAGE TRUMP'S COLLUSION & ESPIONAGE & TREASON WEDNESDAY JULY 27th 2016 DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr : " RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THE 30 THOUSAND HILLARY EMAILS THAT ARE MISSING " 5 HOURS LATER THE RUSSIANS HACKED THE DNC EMAIL SERVERS & HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SERVERS & ILLEGALLY ACCESSED CLASSIFIED UNITED STATES INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION & UNITED STATES POLITICAL INFORMATION THAT COMPROMISED UNITED STATES SECURITY that's CALLED ESPIONAGE that is a DEATH PENALTY OFFENSE COLLUSION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE HEAVY FINES & 25 YEARS in PRISON or EXECUTION ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = REMOVAL from OFFICE & LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ------------------- FALSIFYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS DESTROYING GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION TREASON ESPIONAGE SEDITION INSURRECTION OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS RICO ACT VIOLATIONS MONEY LAUNDERING CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT BLACKMAIL - EXTORTION SEXUAL HARASSMENT PEDOPHILIA WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION SUBORNING PERJURY the EVIDENCE AGAINST them : EVERYTHING the TRUMP CRIME FAMILY has DONE SINCE 1970 to CURRENT VIDEOS TV NEWS INTERVIEWS PRESS CONFERENCES RALLIES ON VIDEOS TWEETS PUBLIC STATEMENTS ------------------------ COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA TO STEAL THE 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN & HEAVY FINES or 25 YEARS to LIFE IMPRISONMENT WITNESS TAMPERING WITNESS INTIMIDATION & ATTEMPTING TO SUBORN PERJURY THROUGH WITNESS INTIMIDATION & WITNESS TAMPERING = 25 YEARS to LIFE in PRISON EACH ESPIONAGE = REMOVAL FROM OFFICE & the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION TREASON = the TRUMP FAMILY can never run for PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ever again & REMOVAL from OFFICE = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION OBSTRUCTION of JUSTICE = 20 YEARS in PRISON for EACH OFFENSE SEDITION = INCITING a CIVIL WAR to ILLEGALLY STAY in POWER - OFFICE = REMOVAL from OFFICE & THE TRUMP FAMILY can never run for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE EVER AGAIN = LIFE IMPRISONMENT or EXECUTION ----------------------- the TRUMP FAMILY'S GUILTY of : COLLUSION to STEAL the 2016 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TREASON ESPIONAGE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE WITNESS INTIMIDATION WITNESS TAMPERING SUBORNING PERJURY OBSTRUCTION OF CONGRESS TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD CHARITY FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT EMOLUMENTS VIOLATIONS EVEN the MINIMAL SENTENCE of 5 YEARS EACH = 65 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON 1 YEAR for EACH = 13 YEARS in FEDERAL PRISON ---------------------- ROBBING AMERICA DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr should have to PAY BACK the following PRESIDENTIAL YEARLY SPENDING SALARY is $ 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS a YEAR TRUMP'S SPENT 500 YEARS WORTH EVERY DAY that DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr stayed at 1 of HIS RESORTS while he was in OFFICE $ 50,000 c × 500 years = $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY 183 days a year at the cost of $ 25 MILLION DOLLARS a DAY = $ 4 BILLION 575 MILLION DOLLARS a YEAR × 4 YEARS = $ 18 BILLION 300 MILLION DOLLARS since JANUARY 2017 ------------------- they won't be able to run for or hold any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE IVANKA TRUMP JARED KUSHNER DONALD TRUMP Jr ERIC TRUMP are all CONSIDERED under the LAW to be CONVICTED FELONS in NEW YORK STATE & NEW YORK CITY they were taken to COURT & FOUND GUILTY of : CHARITY FRAUD & their CHARITIES were FORCIBLY SHUTDOWN they are also GUILTY of : TAX EVASION TAX FRAUD EMBEZZLEMENT MONEY LAUNDERING they chose to PAY FINES & PAY BACK the MONEY RATHER than FACE A TRIAL & go to JAIL or PRISON under NEW YORK STATE LAW THEY'RE CONVICTED FELONS GOOGLE IT they're alot of CONVICTED FELONS that NEVER SERVED JAIL or PRISON TIME I KNOW a few here in my HOMETOWN of CORTLAND NEW YORK they never went to JAIL or PRISON on ALL APPLICATIONS they have to ✅CHECK✅ the BOX that SAYS : " HAVE YOU EVER been CONVICTED of a FELONY " IVANKA JARED DON JR ERIC CAN'T LEGALLY RUN for any PUBLIC POLITICAL OFFICE ROY MOORE & JOE ARPAIO were given EXCEPTIONS BECAUSE their NAMES were on the ELECTION BALLOTS before they were CONVICTED they LOST & JUSTICE & DEMOCRACY was SERVED ----------------------
@randallholloway8686
@randallholloway8686 3 года назад
Lmao, that emoji text was encrypted
@qtey
@qtey 3 года назад
The Branson mock is just brilliant 😂 I say all the Emmys ❤️
@caseydawes3165
@caseydawes3165 3 года назад
It's not a Goatee, they call that beard hair a Van-Dyke. Goatee is mustache-less.
@NayatSarı
@NayatSarı 3 года назад
"Did this picture go to space? Or am I just another bike ride to you!" Damn! :D
@brianfergus839
@brianfergus839 3 года назад
7:53 “Treasons Greetings!!” Blimey that’s frickin’ hilarious
@evee8462
@evee8462 3 года назад
Right?!
@mintoreoshake
@mintoreoshake 3 года назад
Yeah that cracked me up too
@gregoryferber3231
@gregoryferber3231 3 года назад
I think forgetting about him would be a grave mistake.
@marceasusanna7749
@marceasusanna7749 3 года назад
Very good point.
@mfcabrini
@mfcabrini 3 года назад
Sad, but true. Let's not repeat the same mistake by forgetting history no matter how recent.
@Jimmy1982Playlists
@Jimmy1982Playlists 3 года назад
Yep!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
He's like that moal on your back. It could be deeply unwise to ignore it.
@lifeinmotion1656
@lifeinmotion1656 3 года назад
Those who forget history are in for some chill times. Or something, I forget how it goes.
@richardbraakman7469
@richardbraakman7469 3 года назад
When an Army General says "guns", he doesn't mean firearms :) He means artillery.
@stevekluesner4430
@stevekluesner4430 3 года назад
ETC
@Breyfogle126
@Breyfogle126 3 года назад
Yes, AR15 < Tank and howitzers
@caru3257
@caru3257 2 года назад
MOABs
@MonadRimsire
@MonadRimsire 3 года назад
Why on EARTH would he bother to lie about the photo thing? It's so petty
@feliciasantiago4345
@feliciasantiago4345 3 года назад
Seems like he did tho, people can be so petty, and it seems billionaires aren’t left behind.
@kiriuxeosa8716
@kiriuxeosa8716 3 года назад
Um...guys with money are always petty they feel they've earned everyones praise cause they have money I mean He paid to have the plane made and to have someone pilot it and some how he acts like he did everything, he was a passenger on a plane
@mikenoble91
@mikenoble91 3 года назад
You know what's crazy? While I was watching this on TV, I went into the kitchen and I had no idea if Trump's statement about Milley was a joke or not. How is life this stupid?
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 3 года назад
Every day you get mic mishaps about sleepy joe. Wonder why you don't think it's stupid
@anthonystewart3185
@anthonystewart3185 3 года назад
Truth no longer a fact apparently but an opinion
@richardjones2455
@richardjones2455 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 ignoring idiot troll
@jadespades4237
@jadespades4237 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 I know you're a troll because you're everywhere in the comments, but I did laugh. How could you think mic mishaps from a known stutter are on the same level as a coup attempt? 😁
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 3 года назад
@@jadespades4237 Please do not refer to the troll as "you": that only encourages it.
@lisashiplett7659
@lisashiplett7659 3 года назад
This was your best show ever !!! The shade, the outright cuts, and one-liners were precise & on target. Love you Stephen Colbert 💕💕💕💕
@J.5.M.
@J.5.M. 3 года назад
He talks about coups like they're a flavor of ice cream. "I'm not into coups" my ass.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 3 года назад
As biden runs the current right wing attempt to coup Cuba.. Cuba has been unde a 60 year economic blockade. Where is Colbert?
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-elszwEXi4n4.html
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 3 года назад
@Dahn ~ y’all talk $hit, but you’ve no substance to counter.. You offer only deflection as a form of gaslighting.. Grfo, patriot wannabe.. 👎👎👎
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 3 года назад
@@jonbus766 the US has crushed everything in the world and the entire planet is dying cause of it. The US military is the greatest threat to the US and the world..
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 3 года назад
@@jonbus766 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YX3aAnGwmLo.html
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 3 года назад
"Treason's Greetings" was awesome!
@bhawani301
@bhawani301 3 года назад
The officer, Eugene Goodman, who led that mob away from Madame Speaker's office deserves a statue.
@nonameentered1918
@nonameentered1918 3 года назад
Hold the statue, give them a bonus!
@bhawani301
@bhawani301 3 года назад
@@nonameentered1918 true
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
So does that poor officer who was killed that day.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-elszwEXi4n4.html
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 года назад
Luckily they've just freed up a spot in Charlottesville VA.
@RHTeebs
@RHTeebs 3 года назад
Omg. I loved the reference to the mirror Star Trek episode.
@hmq9052
@hmq9052 3 года назад
The alt Reich We're all borrowing that 🤝
@thankyouverymuch
@thankyouverymuch 3 года назад
No need to borrow it. We all already had it.
@vsrump
@vsrump 3 года назад
“ just another bike ride “ 😂😂
@saml302
@saml302 3 года назад
liked for saying the words "Donald Trump is a fascist" out loud on air
@TremereTT
@TremereTT 3 года назад
Probably by American definition. As apparently everything is either communist or fascist in the USA. Why can't he just be a populistic lier and conman? Is that too objective?
@funface4
@funface4 3 года назад
Yes, me too. Colbert the best.
@maxheadly6045
@maxheadly6045 3 года назад
Trump trademarks Fascism and Nepotism.
@JohnSmith-df5vh
@JohnSmith-df5vh 3 года назад
@@TremereTT Because he ran on a platform of arresting/jailing his political opponents, said he wouldn't accept the election results if he lost, called to invalidate millions of votes because he couldn't handle losing either the popular vote or the electoral vote, he claimed he had the absolute power to do whatever he wanted as president, he demanded their personal loyalty to him and fired people for investigating him, his campaign, or his associates, he called for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the country and claimed at least half of Muslims living in the US were a threat, he explicitly called for Democratic party votes to be invalidated, he often threatened to deny disaster relief funding and other federal aid programs to blue states, he awarded government contracts to campaign donors that were not equipped to meet the contract's provisions, he explicitly said patronizing of his personal businesses would improve international or political relations, and he attempted a coup. He is a fascist, objectively.
@sister9059
@sister9059 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5mmk2p0npPw.html ?
@davidyehudah7140
@davidyehudah7140 3 года назад
“For once the CIA didn’t want to destabilise a democracy”
@lyrachle
@lyrachle 3 года назад
That had a kind of quiet reaction...(one exception was my house) Put this whole segment into the Time Capsule
@festeradams3972
@festeradams3972 3 года назад
So Uncle Vlad had a go, and it worked superbly well.
@Sam-mo5uz
@Sam-mo5uz 3 года назад
So Americans would not get that statement/joke for obvious reasons.
@elizabeth3124
@elizabeth3124 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E5VsXgUoDs8.html
@cevq6126
@cevq6126 3 года назад
@@Sam-mo5uz Yes, we do.
@jamescooper1848
@jamescooper1848 3 года назад
Yes, we have suffered enough of your ex-Prez. We still love you guys though. Love, Australia.
@fluffycat3946
@fluffycat3946 3 года назад
Great monologue!!! Love the show.
@yank-tc8bz
@yank-tc8bz 3 года назад
"I am not into Coups" , unless they work of course.
@anitagee3362
@anitagee3362 3 года назад
As I watched this, there was an ad with Yogi & Boo Boo 😆 PERFECT!
@harumskarum3481
@harumskarum3481 3 года назад
This confusion thing is something I see in my everyday life. If someone cannot control you they will try to confuse you.
@swill1020
@swill1020 3 года назад
You’re not joking about this one. One of my right trumper friend sent me a text out of the blue asking me why the liberal media buries stories referring to cuomo’s antics. So I sent him a msn front page screen shot with their lead story being cuomo’s issues. Furthermore I sent him a RU-vid of the lead story from Brian Williams which opened with the the cuomo story. Then to confuse me rants on about immigration. I say wait up fella, one conspiracy at a time
@candyearles1801
@candyearles1801 3 года назад
It's called gaslighting!
@aicram62
@aicram62 3 года назад
"For once the CIA DIDN'T want to destabilize a democracy" ROFLMAO
@pizee
@pizee 3 года назад
That was deep!!!
@kiwiweed9112
@kiwiweed9112 3 года назад
“A pick-a-nick basket.” Gotta be of a certain age to appreciate! 🤣
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
Ranger Smith gives this one 4-1/2 campfires out of five.
@oldcodyjr
@oldcodyjr 3 года назад
Yogi Bear??
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 года назад
@@oldcodyjr yes, and Boo Boo Bear.
@hisqueen2085
@hisqueen2085 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5mmk2p0npPw.html !
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 3 года назад
I said the exact same thing to my son when he looked bemused.
@Amanda57563
@Amanda57563 3 года назад
Lollacolluda! 😂😂
@fblthp437
@fblthp437 3 года назад
Just want to let you know that this is a fantastic pun
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions 3 года назад
It's like Winnie the Pooh, except we call him Donnie the Coup. And instead of wanting to take your honey, he wants your money.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 3 года назад
Biden hasn’t alleviated the Cuban blockade set by trump, so .. What?
@vikitheviki
@vikitheviki 3 года назад
That's funny 😂😂😂
@markfairbanks3533
@markfairbanks3533 3 года назад
Unless your honey is barely 18, then he'll take her too.
@dustinvanpelt2068
@dustinvanpelt2068 3 года назад
Excpet Trump denounced anyone who committed violence that day and if you had any brains you would know that he does not support the rioters as they took away time from the argumemts being presented at the time to Congress. Weird that everyone thinks Trump would suppprt people who ruimed the chance of what he was trying to do.
@aquasky1138
@aquasky1138 3 года назад
@@dustinvanpelt2068 the same day as the attack, he told them all they were special and he loved them. It was only afterwards when he figured out how much trouble he was in that he backpedalled.
@pauljohnston9446
@pauljohnston9446 3 года назад
"I'm not into Coups .... I prefer sedans ... or limousines "
@Greyareas27
@Greyareas27 3 года назад
_"I would never do a coup with Milley! He's a six, tops. I only do coups with 9's or 10's."_
@hamfistsman6267
@hamfistsman6267 3 года назад
@chris kretzer 😪
@gjk540
@gjk540 3 года назад
@chris kretzer идиот
@sister9059
@sister9059 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5mmk2p0npPw.html ?
@hisqueen2085
@hisqueen2085 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5mmk2p0npPw.html !
@paddor
@paddor 3 года назад
* 9s or 10s
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 3 года назад
Win that Emmy! You clearly are one of the Greatest TV show hosts
@vanman8526
@vanman8526 3 года назад
He'd be a nobody without his writers. Maybe they should get the Emmy instead
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 3 года назад
@@vanman8526 true. But I feel he would say he it's thanks to the staff and his fans
@davidlickiss1609
@davidlickiss1609 3 года назад
No matter what, if you have to say " I'm not into coups", you know you have made one too many mistakes
@jayjaz1873
@jayjaz1873 3 года назад
We have known that from the moment he came down the escalator. He is a dangerous fascist and he came very close. Just imagine if Flynn was in charge at the time
@krisinsaigon
@krisinsaigon 3 года назад
I've always really respected the obviously conscious choice not to say the man's name since he left office. The decision here to say it just once - to state Donald Trump is a fascist- and then immediately going back to never saying it again, was a powerful moment. Colbert is a class act
@JPBrooksLive
@JPBrooksLive 3 года назад
It's been so sad to watch family, friends, coworkers, etc, fall for an obvious con man and Caricature of evil (watch any movie from the 80s/90s, Trump is the bad guy in waaaaaay too many of them). They have fallen into fascism and I don't know if I'll ever get my family back... Love to everybody.
@PDXRAIN24
@PDXRAIN24 3 года назад
I totally feel ya, Same situation in my family, they tried to recently reach out and offer to host a BBQ after almost 2 years of silence. I shot them down frankly cuz I still don't think they understand the gravity of it all. totally oblivious to history or having a moral fiber that is stronger than simply voting for party,
@josephpetrino1741
@josephpetrino1741 3 года назад
I'm losing yet another long time friend to this cancer. It's very sad.
@vanman8526
@vanman8526 3 года назад
@@josephpetrino1741 you know, you don't have to lose them🤣 you can still talk to them. People can have opposing political views and still be friends 🤣 you are part of the problem
@JPBrooksLive
@JPBrooksLive 3 года назад
@@vanman8526 Jeff, who loves fishing, I am JP, who hates fishing. It's boring and barbaric and cruel and talentless. We could still be friends if I espoused those views. But what if I wanted to make it illegal to fish? Or make it harder for fishermen to vote? Or let you only have "access" to fishing that is cost prohibitive? Or deny you basic human rights based on your being a fisherman? What it my religion says you are an abomination and are going to burn for all eternity? Also, you could not fish, but what about if you were born a fisherman and couldn't choose not to be? We still friends? If there's 10 guys eating at a table with a Nazi, you've got a table with 11 Nazis.
@vanman8526
@vanman8526 3 года назад
@@JPBrooksLive LMFOOOOO thats the most funny thing ive read all week. thanks for the entertainment hahahahah. I'm glad you admitted you are full of hate🤣🤦
@nicorobin5978
@nicorobin5978 3 года назад
Kind of wish we could just move on from Trump. Guess it's difficult to when conservatives treat him like a god, but as someone who voted against him, I just want him to go away.
@jazz_daddy251
@jazz_daddy251 3 года назад
Whenever people talk about him, I just say “who?” It’s so satisfying to not have to know who that slime is
@klee88029
@klee88029 3 года назад
Let the totally dysfunctional GOP all rip apart and the 45% of them that are anti-vaxxers catch COVID-19 Delta. Or, even better, Epsilon, which is just around the corner. I am now Praying only for all medical personnel; I give up on any hopes that those Trumplicans will ever come to their senses.
@brandonsmith9860
@brandonsmith9860 3 года назад
The media doesnt want him to go away though. Without him the news chanels were collapsing
@jazz_daddy251
@jazz_daddy251 3 года назад
@@klee88029 reasoning with trumpanzees is like trying to teach a toddler calculus
@Foetoid2k6
@Foetoid2k6 3 года назад
Consider the opposite. His existence continues to splinter and destroy the GOP. He’s a blessing!
@dandominare
@dandominare 2 года назад
"Did this picture go to space or am I just another bike ride to you?" is probably my favourite sentence of 2021
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 3 года назад
“I’m not into coups, I’m also not into being a decent human being”
@MaryAnnMsbl34
@MaryAnnMsbl34 3 года назад
COUS COUS HE DOES NOT LIKE.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
"I'm also definitely not into my daughter."
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ny9jNmqY8q4.html
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 года назад
He hates Golf, don't you know 😅
@goldcicvibefel9966
@goldcicvibefel9966 3 года назад
Ct
@kenupyours5731
@kenupyours5731 3 года назад
Sad to see the billionaire boys spending billions to float in space for a few minutes but they do nothing to help the veterans and children who live in the streets and eat their Christmas dinner out of a trashcan. Discussing "sir Branson. Stay safe y'all
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад
@Collin Smith Except Trump.
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E5VsXgUoDs8.html .
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 3 года назад
@Collin Smith they only donate to get tax cuts. Most of the charities they donate to are their own organizations, so most o the money ends up back in their pockets. What money they do donate is pocket change compared to what they actually have. Look at Bezos’s ex wife. She’s given more than bezos ever has, and her wealth has still increased exponentially. Billionaires are the scum of the earth, and the only reason people try to defend them is because they think that one day, they will be like them. And they never will be.
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 3 года назад
@Collin Smith dude. You have no profile picture. You’re just baiting.
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 3 года назад
@Collin Smith again, baiting. You’ll never be a billionaire because unless you are born into it, (or incredibly lucky) it won’t happen. I said no such thing, you are putting words into my mouth. You insinuated I was being racist because you are black. I had no possible way of knowing that, so therefore I couldn’t have intentionally been racist. Also, if I thought everyone needed photo ID to be on RU-vid, I wouldn’t have a painting (which is obviously not me) as my profile. This is not an argument made on good faith. You put words in my mouth, then got angry at things i did not say.
@saturnv2419
@saturnv2419 3 года назад
So that is how far GOP had become. "I am not a crook." "I am a crook, so what?"
@vincef7487
@vincef7487 3 года назад
👍🏽‼️
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад
That's both parties and they have always been this way. The only difference now is that it's much harder for them to hide their criminal activities.
@BazzBrother
@BazzBrother 3 года назад
@@maxhydekyle2425 Ah yes, that winning mental gymnastic that won us the 2nd world ward: "I know the Axis of Evil is bad, but the British have an empire toooo, lets not forget everyone here is the bad guy"
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад
@@BazzBrother Democracy is not a war. We shouldn't have to choose between the lesser of two evils. I don't understand people like you who seemingly hold such heavy loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about you.
@bookfound
@bookfound 3 года назад
@@maxhydekyle2425 Its not the lesser of two evils I'm worried about, but the greater evil. I don't understand people who hold loyalty to politicians that couldn't give less of a shit about them.
@doc2log
@doc2log 3 года назад
Please say EX-president. "Former" is too nice for the failed fascist. He's not even orange now!
@jvhee
@jvhee 3 года назад
"For once the CIA didn't want to destabilize a democracy" It's funny cause it's true 😂
@conorhughes4910
@conorhughes4910 3 года назад
There was some uncomfortable laughter there.
@mattstearns305
@mattstearns305 3 года назад
Lost🦧💩🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Lost BIGLY.
@osterlaich6395
@osterlaich6395 3 года назад
It isn't funny and it isn't true. The way the nazis operate is a page out of each and any CIA playbook of the last 4 decades. Just mind boggling. You are under attack from within and your security agencies are obviously compromised. None of them stopped an armed insurrection on your capitol ahead of time. The NSA is spying on each and any American citizen 24/7, monitoring any and all communications. And they didn't stop an armed insurrection on your capitol? Wonder why that is.🙄 Honestly this question should keep americans awake at night.
@sgtjohnson49
@sgtjohnson49 3 года назад
@@omi_god pretty sure the NSA has the capability to and has been spying on American citizens, that's why Snowden is in Russia right now, because he exposed that and is wanted for treason. It's not as hyperbolic as the other person suggested but it's not a non-issue
@lilchaos4792
@lilchaos4792 3 года назад
@@sgtjohnson49 exactly
@Aluhcav
@Aluhcav 3 года назад
"I'm not into coups." Yeah, he's also not into paying taxes, running a business the right way, or even understanding that you can't abandon a country to play golf.
@livb6945
@livb6945 3 года назад
Or marriage vows
@tomsenft7434
@tomsenft7434 3 года назад
But he is WAY into coups.
@OtakuMainer
@OtakuMainer 3 года назад
He's paid more in taxes that you could in several lifetimes...
@lisachaput2952
@lisachaput2952 3 года назад
@@OtakuMainer he paid $750. Anyone can pay more than that.
@OtakuMainer
@OtakuMainer 3 года назад
@@lisachaput2952 sorry but you’re completely wrong. You’re towing a narrative that was long since debunked. The reason he only had to pay that was he had already over paid from years previous. This man has paid millions upon millions in taxes throughout his life. Not only that but he didn’t even take a salary while in office. Please do your own research and not just regurgitate propaganda fueled by hatred…
@karrithebestlira3085
@karrithebestlira3085 3 года назад
I think it was "I'm not into coups, unless prostitutes and peeing is involved, then I'm all in.
@newstroll982
@newstroll982 3 года назад
Lol, fox news banned me once for saying pee tape...
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 3 года назад
After years of trying to tell people how bad this guy was, bringing up the fascist tendencies only for them to say “well socialism communism bad” blah blah blah, it’s so fucking refreshing to hear thee top General of the United State Military confirm everything you’ve been trying to say. I almost lost my damn mind these past few years
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 3 года назад
@@hc3657 *joined 2 months ago*
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 3 года назад
@@hc3657 your syntax is showing 🤡
@peterbrazeal7171
@peterbrazeal7171 3 года назад
@@hc3657 also your spamming has a history, sometimes I wish I was trashing a real person😢
@nurulilhamanwar449
@nurulilhamanwar449 3 года назад
Je job B B a
@sciencenate
@sciencenate 3 года назад
I love that Stephen called him out over the picture. I bet Branson pulled that move with every industry leader.
@sarahthompson4898
@sarahthompson4898 3 года назад
I think this is hilarious. I like Richard but he is a bit too much narcissistic to think he can get away with anything. Glad he got called out by a good dude Colbert
@raptoranderson
@raptoranderson 3 года назад
That was hysterical. When he started joking that he’d uncovered his own evidence of wrongdoing I was preparing for some skit with an intern NOT that he was actually going to call Branson out over something else that he’d done wrong 😂
@viddork
@viddork 3 года назад
@@raptoranderson When he started talking about the mirror universe, I actually thought he was going to say something along the lines of, "That's not the real Richard Branson. Ever since he got back from space, he's been acting really nice!"
@erichimmelblau877
@erichimmelblau877 3 года назад
It's likely Branson just goofed when cutting the picture, and it looked a little weird to just have Colbert's head, so he just gave a better looking picture and hope no one noticed.
@Aeronor2001
@Aeronor2001 3 года назад
@@erichimmelblau877 Maybe, but how much of an asshole do you have to be to tell someone you brought this special picture up to space, and then give them a different one? It's some sociopathy or something.
@avatarcoolman
@avatarcoolman 3 года назад
"...not show his name, not mention his name..." totally agree! Moving on from this worst pathological liar 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 3 года назад
"...for once, the CIA didn't want to destabilize a democracy..." Give the writer a raise. And a passport, quick...
@J.5.M.
@J.5.M. 3 года назад
That was gold. I thank Stephen and his team for keeping it honest
@EH23831
@EH23831 3 года назад
Lol! That’s why Gen Milley would be the perfect coup partner- special forces specialise in destabilising democracies... it’s why he knew the signs
@TKUltra971
@TKUltra971 3 года назад
HAHHAA! that was Fking golden!
@danielrobertson4811
@danielrobertson4811 3 года назад
The CIA and the writer are the same person stupid. This is fake comedy… this is literally establishment comedy… corporate comedy… literally fascist comedy if you think about it for one second
@KG-fz6fm
@KG-fz6fm 3 года назад
4
@cgrey4082
@cgrey4082 3 года назад
The writers had a field day with this!
@spliter227
@spliter227 3 года назад
The Cpac stage was shaped like a rune the SS used to wear, stay vigilante people.
@spliter227
@spliter227 3 года назад
the only good fascist is a dead one
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 3 года назад
Big Baby Cheezus: "I'm not into coups." Also Big Baby Cheezus: "Somebody protect my ego and commit coup for me! "
@kellyoradio5029
@kellyoradio5029 3 года назад
You shouldn't have dropped out of grade school.
@creativemadness6758
@creativemadness6758 3 года назад
Maybe he can call the down to the concierges at Mar-lago and have them stage the coup.
@kellyoradio5029
@kellyoradio5029 3 года назад
@@creativemadness6758 Maybe you can focus on your resident genius, Jo Biden? Certainly he deserves your praise for his thoughtful, measured leadership. No?!!
@rohitr9400
@rohitr9400 3 года назад
@@kellyoradio5029 somebody got a wittle bit hurt. Awww
@whhrms
@whhrms 3 года назад
Trump baby talk: "Coup....coup....coup...."
@oscarvela7110
@oscarvela7110 3 года назад
trump “I’m not in Coup’s “ UNLESS I LOSE
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 3 года назад
HE DIDN'T LOSE
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 ------------------ WEDNESDAY JANUARY 6th 2021 185 MILLION REGISTERED VOTERS 155,507,259 VOTES COUNTED = 29,492,741 VOTES UNCOUNTED because the REPUBLICANS declared them : " TOO LATE TO BE COUNTED " even though it was the REPUBLICANS that had delayed the VOTE COUNT 3 TIMES THE 538 ELECTORAL VOTES ARE ACCOUNTED FOR PRESIDENT ELECT JOE BIDEN HAS 306 ELECTORAL VOTES DONALD JOHN TRUMP Sr HAS 232 ELECTORAL VOTES the UNITED STATES ELECTION POPULAR VOTE COUNT PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN 81,283,485 VOTES FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP Sr 74,223,774 VOTES PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WINS BY 7,059,711 VOTES if the 29,492,741 UNCOUNTED VOTES had been counted PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN would've WON the ELECTION by a total of 110,776,226 VOTES BEATING DONALD TRUMP Sr by 36,552,452 VOTES even if the UNCOUNTED 29,492,741 VOTES were divided in half PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN STILL WINS the ELECTION by 7,059,711 VOTES ----------------
@brandonsmith9860
@brandonsmith9860 3 года назад
He didnt do a coup though This story is obviously fake
@Itsallillusional
@Itsallillusional 3 года назад
@@andrewblanchard2398 Victor is ill. Hell never see reason until he gets the medication he needs, so facts are his fantasy. Sad really.
@oscarvela7110
@oscarvela7110 3 года назад
@@victorarredondo304 Biden pimp slapped him 👋 like a two dollar prostitute and sent him crying to mara leggo 😛😜😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@maudmcbride5594
@maudmcbride5594 3 года назад
Great! Honesty is the best policy! Thank you.
@MermaidMoney
@MermaidMoney 3 года назад
At least they have this year's 🎄 Christmas card: Treason's Greetings! 😂😂😂😂
@dar44445
@dar44445 3 года назад
@Alanna Fox Starks & @StephenColbert Good One👏🎄🧨 -I can foresee 🔮!!! #arrestDonaldTrump -He'll have an orange onesie to match his🍊💆‍♂️!!! 👏
@DarkMagicianGirl0
@DarkMagicianGirl0 3 года назад
@Easy E but if the luminosity is still there aren't they still bright. The speed of sound and light should have nothing to with the intelligence they show unless you use arbitrarily constructed methods such as the light reflecting off of them lol
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 3 года назад
Damn, when a general says "These are the same nazis we fought in WW2 .." That is pretty insane.
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 3 года назад
And true.
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 года назад
On my crappiest of days, Stephen, your staff and you always know how to cheer me up. 🥰
@karenquehl6869
@karenquehl6869 3 года назад
Stephen you are just fabulous!! I am a Canadian living near Toronto! No I don't live in an igloo! I have a son and family living in Seattle right now. I had to stop watching US news and now the world news. just so scary. So you help me navigate the crazies out there. So nice to see you live!!
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 3 года назад
Damn, that CIA joke should have gotten a bigger pop.
@cindylacy
@cindylacy 3 года назад
Not enough people have educated themselves 🤷‍♀️ I thought it was funny 😁
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 3 года назад
I agree!
@elliottboomsluiter7214
@elliottboomsluiter7214 3 года назад
'If i wanted to do a coup, it would be the greatest coup in history' -who else has no problem imagining trump saying exactly these words.
@nqobaningidi4834
@nqobaningidi4834 3 года назад
" it was going to be a huge , beautiful, and great Coup", lol
@ludicrousone8706
@ludicrousone8706 3 года назад
@@nqobaningidi4834 everybody says so😘
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 3 года назад
I would not be shocked if he has not already said this to somebody.
@elizabeth3124
@elizabeth3124 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E5VsXgUoDs8.html
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E5VsXgUoDs8.html .
@wf6951
@wf6951 3 года назад
So anyone have an ETA on when we can have health care for all in a country that works for the people? Asking for a friend.
@joshuakevinserdan9331
@joshuakevinserdan9331 3 года назад
This is not an insult or anything. But right now, to have a national/federal health care system, the population have to be healthy, or the healthy ones paying into it would opt out. Thats the problem with Obamacare. Obamacare was not able to entice young healthy professionals to join in it because they knew they were the ones going to shoulder the costs. In short, make America healthy first, then make a statewide healthcare system. Don't create a federal one, too much bureaucracy.
@spookyactionatadistance1316
@spookyactionatadistance1316 3 года назад
Federal mandate, state run. Isn't that medicaid?
@lorieastman6398
@lorieastman6398 3 года назад
He probably saw it written down somewhere and thought “of course I’m not into coups, I prefer limos.” So that way he’s not really lying. 🧐
@popeye5808
@popeye5808 3 года назад
Lol
@u2canmakeadifference603
@u2canmakeadifference603 3 года назад
Lori, you are absolutely correct! He is such an idiot he most likely thought they were talking about a car! He loved big trucks and tanks so he definitely loves big vehicles!
@TheKermit2110
@TheKermit2110 3 года назад
I have to smile at the number of times 45 says the quiet part out loud.
@razinhailsharp
@razinhailsharp 3 года назад
I wish I lived in a world where the Tangerine Palpatine never existed.
@bonnierussell9798
@bonnierussell9798 3 года назад
Amen
@donaldpiper9763
@donaldpiper9763 3 года назад
And the Republican Party wasn’t the Gestapo !!!
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 3 года назад
I prefer "Mango Mussolini"
@nobobywoman2810
@nobobywoman2810 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-E5VsXgUoDs8.html .
@donjohnstone3707
@donjohnstone3707 3 года назад
When crooked Trump says - "I'm not into coups'', that is Q-Anon code for - ''I'm really into coups''.
@twonumber22
@twonumber22 3 года назад
It's the "if I were" part that's concerning.
@spaceface320
@spaceface320 3 года назад
It’s kinda like his same excuse for the sexual assault accusations that the women were “not his type”
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 3 года назад
It's not a coup unless it succeeds: then he'd be "into it". Instead, it was just a failed putsch: TFG never takes responsibility for his failures.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 года назад
What does the Q even stand for, questionable sanity?
@MaryAnnMsbl34
@MaryAnnMsbl34 3 года назад
QOOPS LIKE FOR CHICKENS W A C.
@mlm7536
@mlm7536 3 года назад
One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
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