I'm Technically An Astronaut 

Imagine all the coffee you could drink with a neck this magnificent...

Watching DF play these kinds of games is honestly mad entertaining

"I want longer everything but I'll settle for neck"

Df, a Canadian youtuber who loves coffee, who is now also an astronaut.

5:57. "Play times over." Aha. "Time to take this seriously." Immediately followed by: "bigger neck immediately". Perfectly normal everyday speak. 9:15: "As long as we don't do anything stupid, we'll just keep putting green things around our neck." Definitely not stupid.

3:29 "i don't pretty purple gems, i want longer neck, i want longer everything, but I'll settle for longer neck for now" Ha Ha Ha

This entire video is just America’s measurement system “Eiffel towers per tire around lady’s neck”

Not even mobile games use the metric system, "Your neck is as tall as a t-rex!"

I remember watching grey play this game so I’m excited to see Df play this game for a while

The way your voice went infomercial style at 2:07 was funnier to me than it had any right to b3

Love how he calls the Cristo Redentor an idiot lol

DF, always sticking his neck out for his viewers.

I love all of your videos because, well, it's yours, and I don't think it's a secret that no matter what you upload it's enjoyed, given that you don't frequently repeat games more than a few times, but there is something about mobile games that puts me off. It doesn't matter a lot since I also can just have the video running and listen to you, but I also enjoy watching the insanity you sometimes create and mobile games tend to lack depth or creativity due to their nature. Like I get the appeal here, it's Subway Endless (the train surf one) redone, but just as a general expression of feeling/feedback I think PC games are more enjoyable

redbull gives you wings coffe grows your neck and df made himself an astronaught

i like how df literally called jesus an idiot

DF was actually correct, that is a Brazilian statue, it's called "Cristo Redentor" and can be found in Rio de Janeiro! 😁

Whoooo!!! Another video!!!

HE POSTED YAY

I love how Df changes the title and thumbnail every 5 minutes

Cant believe you werent sure about christ the redeemer but instantly recognized the tower of pisa. DF, its time for you to come to brazil. You have no choice.

I love watching your videos before school, its so calming

I love how your channel is "I played that mobile game so you don't have to" keep it up man

I want DF to play Archero, he plays the bandit game and mobile games so I think he’ll enjoy it

DF is pretty smart. He can name the statue and other structures that most people can't. Coffee and knowledge what a dangerous combination.

Thanks for posting these 40 mins before I go to bed cause I can sleep to your vids

DF just said "Brazil" and I instantly smiled

I cracked when he said hes not as tall as that idiot again referring to the statue

“stretch out your neck” Captain Blue Bird, 2008

He says he doesn’t know what the gems are for when there’s a big button that says shop on the main menu lol

Another thing if you let go you stop so if you're in one of the little turntables that are completely same covers you all of them you just stop and let all the rings to come to you

"I want a longer everything" - DF

Wiggly Long Boy! That was my nickname at summer camp!

I think it’s funny that DF plays free kids games

I was about to go to bed but I mean who needs sleep when you have DF

DF:I want longer everything

That big thing after the statue of liberty is the first rocket to reach the moon

you actually know stuff what a miracle

4:06am upload I love being up so late

This was quite entertaining

He’s not wrong. That _is_ a wiggly long boi.

his neck got so big so quikly

4:46 how does the math even work in this game, 76 x 6 = 47???

aztec piramid just so you know, that looks like the temple at Chichen Itza

Df should stream these games

Bro its like 11:00 pm where I am and I'm still awake cause I'm like you and drink an excessive amount of coffee.

The Taj Mahal isn't a temple, it's a mausoleum.

I thought it was going to be a cooler game from tge thumbnail but couldn't stop watching

He released this at ten hmm I’m able to see it cos of my disastrous sleep schedule

Love your vids

Nice video like always

Im betting the "sasquatch" is gonna be king kong

Yay I got here early! Hello world!

3:31 I think we all know what he meant by that

HOLY… your channel blew up! I remember the days of just watching your Stardew Valley videos.

Man, so many games are just this one painted different

ay you posted on my bday lets go

Long neck must be compensating for something else hmm?

DF says they’re stupid but knows all the different pieces of history-

DF what you said around 11:55 it wasn't a statue it was the Saturn 2 rocket that sent the first men into space if I am guessing correctly.

3:24 the statue is on portugal actually

Best youtuber to sleep to on the internet

Yes!

Same

I love your vids

Imagine the blood pressure they have.

So Much Coffee

DF being reasonably cultured, Exposed!!!

3:31 that’s a little sus DF not gonna lie

Ah yes 61x7.5 which as we all know equals out to 49.6

Love how 87 x 4=35.2

Nice

Incredibly morbid to have it switch to tires around the neck. I would've avoided that if I'd developed the game, but apparently most people either seem to not know why that might be in poor taste or don't care.

Mans called Jesus an idiot 😳

I need this irl I'm short as hell

Someone needs to make a coffee clicker

3:25 send a '''salve'' to brazil we love you ( i love at least )

When I saw the cover image I thought of Super Shenron from Dragon Ball lmaooo

Dude love the video's wish i could be in one how else agreez keep up the work

hes long hes long

Yes now the girls will come rolling in

A) I'm honestly shocked that these games from ads are actual things. B) this video's thumbnail is the weirdest, and only in retrospect does it make any sense.

I just saw the thumbnail and thought, Oh no

I wish I was this height

So it looks like the multiplier is a lie? You get 50 x 4 = 30, somehow?

Tell me why i just got rickrolled by an insurance ad

Df made of 70% coffee not water.

very epic

Hi DF

0:59 he missed the easiest ring😔

the 38 foot statue is jesus christ

He doesn't know the Cristo Redentor 😭

U should play with let’s game it out u guys would be amazing

inb4 the devs rip this video for an ad

You got all the other ones correct and then just called the Taj Mahal a temple. I is sad.

When you playing the fluffy cult game again?

Temple, Taj mahal, same dif :)

One thing I noticed with this game (from GrayStillPlays’ playthrough of this game): the multiplier is inversely related to the maximum number of rings you *can* collect. The more rings you *can* collect, the lower the multiplier. The fewer rings you *can* collect, the higher the multiplier. Emphasis on “can”, because even if you collect fewer rings than the amount you *could’ve* collected in a level, the multiplier won’t increase.

Got in a car accident today, DF is going to help me sleep tonight

Df where’s the cult of the lamb

you remind me of Gray still plays