I'm Too Grown to Hang Out With People Who Don't Have Cable - Tu Rae

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Tu Rae explains how much he appreciates his cable package. You never know what is actually in the cable package until you go without it and the people without it he ain't having it.
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@seth6700 3 года назад

I'm surprised I didn't see anyone comment on that closing bit! "Hey baby you need to come pick me up this girl being disrespectful! "

@josephjack4365 3 года назад

That’s exactly what I came to the comments for that joke was hilarious

@dasugo 3 года назад

That was a great line.

@deziboy5150 3 года назад

Shit got me lolooo

@dasugo 3 года назад

Nobody starts with the firestick!! HAAAAAA.. Great line!

@codysampson8614 3 года назад

That one hit home didn’t it 😭😭

@pharoah1200 2 года назад

Real talk 👊🏽👊🏽

@dirtyglovekennels616 2 года назад

Y'all must not know any great fire Stickman

@kingsavageson4879 2 года назад

@@dirtyglovekennels616 Thats the problem..... but wit cable, u dont need that nigga

@nharris4606 3 года назад

This is what DMX would sound like if he did stand up. Loving it.

@iambounceback 3 года назад

lol I didnt even think about that.

@Babyshoes777 3 года назад

No. Just no.

@VegetaThoughts 3 года назад

Lmao no it isn’t

@sharifmajied3872 3 года назад

Why does he remind you of DMX? What are the attributes? Smh

@ancienttechnique5830 3 года назад

Why because he’s bald?

@tiffakang4525 3 года назад

Facts! The buffering kills me!

@lql1094 3 года назад

You hafta get the largest wifi package, then buffering shouldn't be a problem.

@JustCallMeShadow 3 года назад

I laughed the moment I saw the title. No joke. 😄 Dude had me cracking up throughout the video! Sadly it was only 3 minutes. He really got me when he said: "I don't speak Spanish but give me them 3 channels too. Just in case. Que pasa?" 😂 Oh man. I need more of this comedy. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏👏

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

glad you enjoyed! we'll post more of Tu Rae soon!

@JustCallMeShadow 3 года назад

@@ChocolateSundaes Greatly appreciate it! 🙏

@nathanjena8749 3 года назад

Chocolate sundaes keeping us fed during lockdown😂

@knowitallnyc3241 3 года назад

Lol 💪🏿💪🏿 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NVy764toEwY.html

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

turn that notification bell on and we'll keep the heat coming 🤝

@chelseaphilice7458 3 года назад

On gawd

@squadabingo7290 3 года назад

I was just saying that there are a lot of good comics on here. Who even knew there were this many great comics

@MsAries1968 3 года назад

I called my girlfriend to come get me. I'm hollering!! Well I don't have cable so it's over before its started

@BilionaireBoysSwag 3 года назад

Lol this was a good one

@knowitallnyc3241 3 года назад

He’s hilarious ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NVy764toEwY.html

@chadddunbar3923 3 года назад

Hell yea it was

@kingsj7662 3 года назад

You got the wifi? Come stand over here. I almost died

@TheyCallMe_TC 3 года назад

"Stand over here " 😂😂😂

@cj32pull2 3 года назад

They sent my daughter home early 😂

@Conspiracy515 3 года назад

Yoooooo my man's explained why I STILL GOT CABLE😂😂😂.

@QwyattStorm 3 года назад

Fax!

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

This was a great set. Some of y'all are extremely too sensitive and taking it personal lol. I laughed the entire time.

@steeez0 3 года назад

they mad cuz they broke

@Jayothechosen 3 года назад

@@steeez0 not really why spend money if you dont have to?

@steeez0 3 года назад

@@Jayothechosen yeah, but you have to admit. Cord cutting has almost ZERO convenience. If you rely on wifi only your experience will be horrible. What about channel guides....you still need a VPN too. Not to mention....why buy a nice TV just to push a shitty stream. I really could go on all day. I used to be like yall...I leveled up

@genwilson7741 3 года назад

@@steeez0 network and cable tv is not great either. Ever since things went digital you still deal with some of the same loading problems as people who watch only through WiFi. Yes it’s definitely not quite as often but it does happen enough to be noticeable. I miss tv with the bunny ears lol at least back then if you had some tin foil and patience you could macgyver that shit to work 😆

@terrancebutler7855 3 года назад

Dead laughing

@bighomieJ5X 3 года назад

OG Turae still got it "Stand over here" 😂😂

@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 года назад

He’s stating facts on the fire stick and cable too🤣🤣

@iunderstanphotography2780 3 года назад

Turae is CRAZY underrated. I went to a show in 2018 in Atlantic City feat Bruce Bruce, Joe Torry, etc ad TuRae's set was among the DOPEST of the night

@deziboy5150 3 года назад

I called my girl to come get me. DAWG! 😂😂😂💀😭

@fabianel7280 3 года назад

This guy could be a distant Wayans family relative.

@KingBr33ch 3 года назад

But funnier than all of em!

@fitawrarifitness6842 3 года назад

😆

@BANANAHAMMER420 3 года назад

"baby...come get me....this bitch being disrespectful"!! 😂😂😂

@veroniquespence3968 3 года назад

Hell I gotta bundle bill called Netflix, Hulu, Amazon prime with HBO, BET, and starz connected subscription, Disney plus, and Vudu and we see free just released movies on a “special” website just saw Antebellum 😉. We good ova here!!

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

😂

@DXDragon38 3 года назад

And how much you pay for all those? I pay $0, I just share accounts with other people.

@veroniquespence3968 3 года назад

@@DXDragon38 around $65, a spectrum bundles worth

@veroniquespence3968 3 года назад

@GodlessPeaceSign thanks 😉

@veroniquespence3968 3 года назад

@@DXDragon38 the best way to go...I ain’t mad😂😂😂😂😂

@cynthiathomas404 3 года назад

Dad you didn't pay that bundle 🤣

@MicWellz 3 года назад

No lies were told. If you ain't got good internet I'm straight

@neonspinx 3 года назад

That last punchline was god tier.

@RokkiLavon 3 года назад

The FUNNIEST Set I've Seen in 2020!🔥🔥🔥🔥 PERIOD!!!

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

Yea this was good!

@coochiecrook7120 3 года назад

That shit hit home with them 3 Spanish channels, I got to watching Sin senos no hay paraíso and was hook! Subtitles and all that! Learned enough Spanish to be considered illiterate by the local Spanish people!

@tomfoolery342 3 года назад

I'm Freakin DONE!!! "You ain't start with the Fire Stick" #Facts

@Blafard666 3 года назад

" You never know whats in the bundle until you don't pay that bitch" ...yeah XD

@idonhadenuff5979 2 года назад

Funny af. He was so talking about me. Just lost my cable and dreading the firestick or Hulu. I just can’t. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@yaboylokey28 2 года назад

Yooo, my dude right here been funny since back in the dayzzzz.. 😭😭😭im glad hes still doin his thang.. this here was just a taste lol , dude is hilarious

@ThisIsTaps 3 года назад

Was smiling or laughing start to finish. Great segment

@lm968 3 года назад

I haven't owned cable for 15 years once I figured out how to torrent tv shows and movies

@lm968 3 года назад

@e Bae Its in my ex name

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

LMAOOOOO

@elombekisala941 3 года назад

this thread added to the clip😂

@beechizel8148 3 года назад

VPN setup too?

@aaronvoegele3482 3 года назад

Wanna cookie?

@thaelectricfeel 3 года назад

I love when I find a comedian I been looking for. Bro dumb funny

@NateSmith87 9 месяцев назад

"I'm not coming over to watch this shit buffer...fuck outta here" fuckin sent me 😂😂😂

@dahitman55 9 месяцев назад

This brother is hilarious. Great set.

@LivingOutVariousExperiences 3 года назад

🤣😂 the cable joke to start

@stp4500 3 года назад

Nobody starts with the firestick!

@Rsire8451 3 года назад

I’m to young to hang out with people who still pay for Cable.😂🤣😂

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

😂

@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 3 года назад

Is this a flashback from 2005?? Who tf still watches cable??

@browngundam2170 3 года назад

a lot of people still watch cable i get what u saying lol

@radicaledwards3449 3 года назад

I was about to say

@okiedokie2557 3 года назад

New York city

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

Plenty folks still got cable. And most of these streaming services are basically cable now a days anyway. They show the same stuff.

@lql1094 3 года назад

Probably a lot of Gen X'ers (we're gettin' old and set in our ways).🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, the advantage of cable is that the channels are always on (good ambiance noise) unlike streaming in which you have to pick the channel to a silent menu. But cable gets way too expensive after the first year. I let it go about a year and a half ago.

@torriebrown9607 3 года назад

Stand over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@torriebrown9607 3 года назад

Stand over here.🤣🤣🤣

@curtistinemiller4646 3 года назад

You got Wi fi?.Stand over here!.My neighbors be Tripping. LOL .

@x0Mickey0x 3 года назад

Hilarious. I love cable too but I recently moved out my parents house so no cable 😂

@marquescoleman724 Год назад

😂 nobody starts with the firestick

@lenaely6146 3 года назад

Pay that cable bill, baby! 😂😂🤭💪🤣

@user-dt4uh3jm7p 3 года назад

I'll never get cable, pay to watch commercials? Nah bruh, I'm good.

@goldengirl617 3 года назад

Same here! O well I guess they not coming over?🤷🏽‍♀️

@jaerock3908 3 года назад

THE TITLE BROUGHT ME HERE

@JunJP02 3 года назад

Same old timeless jokes with a spin. I love it.

@MicAssassin 3 года назад

Tuition is in that Biiitch 😂😂😂

@ryujin407 3 года назад

Damn I wish I saw this funny man on cable.

@RL-bx9ws Год назад

He said I called my girl to come get me lol I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂 😭

@IncognitoSprax 3 года назад

I didn't laugh out loud but I was still entertained

@ronmon6673 3 года назад

I'm terrified of his bundle bill $.

@ChocolateSundaes 3 года назад

😂

@luciousbattlecat2618 3 года назад

Umhmmm. Bundle + wifi= shiddddd

@JAHDCypha 3 года назад

Im stuck in one right now apparently if u add cable after internet they automatically put u in a bundle subscription😔😔..fk cable😒

@seesherrill 3 года назад

He gone have to do 3 shows in one night to pay that high azz cable bundle😂

@novalove4790 Год назад

Lol I'm so happy I grew up in all eras from local channels only to Satellite, and now to everything on demand. Oh what a time to be alive setting your VCR on a timer to record your favorite shows lol

@sj4life75 3 года назад

He is always hilarious! 😆😆

@ikechicoreralation 3 года назад

“Cable is gangsta” lol

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 3 года назад

I had cable but cut it because A. Online steaming and B. I like food better than I like Tv 🤷🏻‍♀️

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

It's a joke. Y'all really tryna clarify y'all situation instead of just laughing lol

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

And honestly we still gotta pay wifi. It's usually only a few more bucks to get cable. I use it mostly for live sporting events. I definitely stream everything else.

@lambo650ER 2 года назад

Why have I never heard of this guy before? He’s amazing.

@taefithendo 3 года назад

lmaoooo hes a funny ass guy tho

@Reesie101 Год назад

Hilarious!!!! It was way too short 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I watched it a few times😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@acegrooms5135 3 года назад

Good to see Tu Rae big bro a comedy legend. Bro need to start a podcast or something 💯💯. His orange juice Jones bit is hilarious!!

@innertubez 3 года назад

The bundle lmao

@boodadavis4782 2 года назад

Flawless set King 😂😂

@mitsuomits9077 3 года назад

His voice reminds me that of Rasheed. RIP

@3deeguy 3 года назад

Tu Rae is not going to "make it"? I don't understand why not, the dude is funny. I'm chuckling for real.

@jashanestone 3 года назад

It's true! I once had a Firestik also, I'm so use to DirecTV, when people got cable im like; awwwah! 😟.. 🤣🤣🤣

@zer0coolninja887 2 года назад

I have a extra custom pc as my cable. Way superior then a firestick

@charlesgilbert1053 2 года назад

Man that fire stick eat up that wifi data few yrs ago when I had a roommate we each had one we always over our data plus that damn buffering, it wasn't worth it. Just wifi and apps lol

@holagataeang 3 года назад

"Tu Rae" sounds like "Tu Rey", which in Spanish means "Your King". The more you know. 🌈

@cj32pull2 3 года назад

My neighbors tripping 😂

@Time4House 3 года назад

ok this guy is HILARIOUS!!!

@kevinspencer6055 3 года назад

I haven't seen tu Rae in a minute

@thale2422 2 года назад

Dude was real funny!

@deesee2051 3 года назад

Having Cable is 2020 is weird 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️😂

@QwyattStorm 3 года назад

how so?

@deesee2051 3 года назад

@@QwyattStorm because it’s a waste of $$$ if you are still paying $200 a month for cable is crazy to me between the fire stick and streaming services it’s a waste in my opinion

@Highzeus420 3 года назад

Lmfaoo last joke was too funny 😂

@krissanders987 3 года назад

Haven’t had cable in almost 10 years lol. If you got WiFi, some some entertainment devices, you do not need cable. Specially when it’s almost a 100 dollars a month for thousands of channels, and you still only watch spend all ya time RU-vid and an maybe watch 3 cable channels. Cable is to expensive non needed in hindsight.

@Remixable100 3 года назад

This man sounds like Freddie Gibbs 😂

@williemcmeans1696 3 года назад

Bro funny 😂💪 . I feel him on that .

@pa4362 3 года назад

Cable is gangster

@Brightsidedalways 3 года назад

I laughed the whole time. The whole time

@Th3unseenvisionary 3 года назад

This was on point

@bmoore1908 3 года назад

Don’t need cable just good internet and I’m set stream anything I want no buffering

@freemanhoward636 3 года назад

He do know you can download damn near every major channels app ? Lmao

@tyronew9530 3 года назад

That's what's up 😂

@jknumber5138 2 года назад

Fire sticc😂

@vetwitdajays8069 3 года назад

Fire stick is where it’s at🤷🏾‍♂️

@brotherLee340 3 года назад

Except for that dn buffering lol

@deesee2051 3 года назад

Mandy Vision is better then Fire Stick

@johnnyshaughnessy5512 3 года назад

Good set

@Kuzyapso 3 года назад

He's funny.

@purpleheartne 3 года назад

Lmfaooooooo bro came out straight out of the dial up era with this joke 😂😂😂 #cableguy

@fabianortiz1712 3 года назад

I just got the internet so I can do what I want lol

@ChrisandTyCox 3 года назад

I'm screaming 🤣

@bobbazoid909 Год назад

Growing up I never had cable TV. When I moved out at 17 my own apartment and was working graveyard shift that day I called in sick to watch my cable lol not lying.

@mojo9237 3 года назад

Omg, he sounds like the comedian Raheem that passed away! Greet work!

@Landrace420 3 года назад

Lmao this was lit , just on cable too

@ineedhoez 3 года назад

Lmao... too funny. I can't pay for cable. I just can't even. I aint got 250 to STILL not have nothing to watch.

@harmonycrawford4023 3 года назад

Bro he look like dmx ❤️❤️❤️🤭

@arizona5249 3 года назад

Old head mentality. A cable box in 2020 is so old school, but he's right tho. Streaming used to be really great back when it was new. but now every network wants to get their own streaming service. I've lost track of how many there are now. I don't give a shit about any of them. It would be nice if one company could get the rights to stream every network and you could watch whatever you wanted from any network and only have one bill. Wait... you mean like cable?? We've gone full circle at this point. I only pay for Netflix, Spotify (which gives me a free Hulu account too) and my uncle and I go 50/50 on RU-vid TV so I can watch all the NFL games. I have fiber optic internet at my house, a strong router, and a constant 100 mpbs/sec download speed. Buffering aint a thing at my house.

@lql1094 3 года назад

I have a very similar setup. And yes we've gone full circle.