I'm Very Bad at Guessing Accents 

roberto angeles stans only

"you sound european but maybe like it was colonized" helppppp

“Tell me about a good experience you had with your mother” “I’m an orphan”

The timing and editing for "I'm an orphan" actually made me scream. Why was that so funny?

"Eddie Burblack" Were I not already subscribed, I would've then and there, don't worry.

the white gay guy really had the audacity to say "you sound colonized" 💀

"Czechoslovakia" ah yes, right next to Yugoslavia, the USSR, and the Austro-Hungarian Empire

spanish is pretty understandable for the filipino man since it’s an entire civilization colonized and blended with spain and japan

this is awful but “i am an orphan” took me out 😭😭😭

Poor Roberto. "Tell me about your mom." "I'm an orphan." *lady doubles over in laughter* ngl I about did a spit take.

Also, the Romanian accent is very interesting because a lot of the phonemes used in modern Romanian are Slavic-influenced, but the grammatical devices are definitively Romance-related.

It’s wild how this is a “new” channel and already has that like perfect edit and finish. . . It’s got it’s rhythm already

the way they accepted "eastern europe" as a correct guess... imagine them trying that with "western europe" instead of specifying france, italy, germany, or whatever else. right... that wouldn't happen...

Him saying “I’m incredible at guessing accents” over the title “I’m very bad at guessing accents” is modern art

I love how cut monetized the concept of Americans embarrassing themselves lmao

You are an insanely welcome addition to the RU-vid reaction channel cinematic universe.

I unsubscribed so I could re-subscribe for "Eddie Burblack."

I just love the guy in the "stay dirty" T-shirt responding to every male accent with blatant thirst.

I was so proud of guessing the Filipino despite the fact that I am literally Filipino

Points for boldness to the Cut contestant (?) asking a stranger to call them Daddy in a demo of their native language!

If anyone is wondering what Jordan actually said in French at 11:07 it’s ‘Happy Birthday. Of marmalade from the baker’

It's the damn colonization, it made accents so much harder to guess. I grew up in South Africa and I STILL confuse SA and New Zealand accents

Your annoyance with them guessing broadly is delightful.

“Statistically, there’s gonna be one Welsh person.” Mate. That got me good.

Jordan is actually super funny by himself. I love that he finally made his own channel

“Tell me about your mother” “I’m an orphan” Made me laugh so hard it was was mostly silent. I couldn’t breathe! omfg

It's okay, Jordan; I'm sure they won't confiscate your melanin just yet.

Someone sigma Chad male-d me about my accent once. I was born and raised in Colorado, only other place I've lived is California, yet this guy kept fucking insisting I had an accent from somewhere in northern Europe. Then he switched to "well you use weird big words, so that's why you sound foreign". Bro, I've got a slight stutter and a big vocabulary, how is that an accent?? Also I live with a Scotsman and i like to think I'm great at understanding Scottish accents but I'll be honest, about every tenth sentence I just completely fail to understand. And this is a man I've known for most of my life and lived with for years.

"Which nation can't stay on key?" Lol

I’m just suddenly reminded of everybody assuming the French narrator/dev for There Is No Game was Russian and it pissed him off *so much* that he put in a whole tangent about Bad American Foreign Accents in the full game

bri’ish man

“i believe your accent is from somewhere in the milky way, maybe earth”

I love that he could have recorded a new intro, one where he didnt say that he was good at guessing accents, but he didn't. He left that in and that was a choice.

"that sounds like a name you'd have to make up in a rush" 😭😭

"god damn hell penis" is definitely a phrase I'm gonna be adding to my daily vocabulary, thank you

I'm Welsh We got represented by Jordon Thank you

I’m all fairness, the Macedonian guy didn’t sound like he was from anywhere in the Balkans. I’ve been here for years and I didn’t pick up on his accent. I can proudly say I’ve been to every ex Yugoslavia country. That’s my internet flex. Lol

i feel like when native english speakers don't recognize a european accent they always assume it's german lol. i'm french and when i speak english everyone thinks i'm german.

Eddy Burblack got me.

I'll never forget the time a random lady said to my mum "I love your South African accent!" She's Welsh, first time in America someone assumed something so weird!

I am as a person who has struggled through an endless desert of no Jordan videos, only to reach an oasis with the wealth of two Jordan videos in such a short time.

As a South African I shamefully say I can never identify that specific accent🙈

Sorry, I’m American so I couldn’t understand a thing you said.

If the one guy were to have guessed "you sound like you're from somewhere colonized" for everything he would've gotten all but 1 correct!

I love the contestant whose main goal is to find a date

as a fellow european, i'm living for all the american slander

I refuse to believe that's your actual attempt at a Scottish accent. I refuse

god i feel ethically drained laughing the shit outta this one

MY DAD IS MACEDONIAN AND I DIDNT KNOW THE FIRST GUY WAS BY HIS ACCENT BUT THEN HE SPOKE IN MACEDONIAN. OF COURSE THEY CHOSE MACEDONIAN because no one knows macedonia

I cackled at work with my headphones on so no one else knows what I’m listening to. Thank you Jordan from another Jordan

That German friend knew that you only need one good joke XD

"European but colonized" damn bro I mean he wasn't wrong but jeez

My headphones really said "goodbye" and died immediately after he said "I am an orphan". I genuinely thought it was edited in until I realized the video paused.

"tell me about your mother" "I'm an orphan" 😐

Every time someone has a sing songy accent im like is it italian? Nintendo did this to me.

"Get an American friend of yours, unless you're fortunate enough to not have any." DVDYDHXJZJ PLS 💀💀💀

screaming because i'm literally in my office right now typing this on my mechanical keyboard that is in fact way too loud for the office

Starting off in true commentary fashion with a cut video lmaoo

1:10 seconds in and (as a scotswoman), i just gotta say he is already spitting absolutely nothing but facts

I think that people from the UK are generally exposed to more accents that you would consider relevant than people in the West are. Like, I'd say Americans can probably tell regional American accents apart better than they could pinpoint out accents from different countries. But I think we have to remember that the U.S. is like 40 times bigger than the U.K. Someone from the U.K. is exposed to like Scottish, Irish, Welsh, and a myriad of English dialects (not to mention that England as a big dick colonial superpower has spread its accent everywhere, it gives you a more nuanced ear to tell apart other accents like Australian, South African, New Zealand). Meanwhile the average American is exposed to like, more Americans.

ii can officially say I've watched all of Jordan Adika's videos

Eddy burblack was actually gold lmao

I'M FILIPINO AND I DIDN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT BECAUSE I CLOSED MY EYES YOU'RE FINEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

So, a strange thing has happened where I discovered this channel yesterday and have absurdly come back to see more videos multiple times now despite already watching both of the existing ones. That's just to say how great your content has been so far. I am excited to see how this channel progresses! You display a lot of charisma and editing prowess. Good luck with everything!

right when he said “i am an orphan” it cut to an ad i’m sobbing 😭

"Because she has no arms" was unironically hilarious

you're channel is top tier me little bri'ish man

"At best they can figure our Canadian" An American once told me I sound Canadian... I'm German.

Great cleaning job! Really brought some Feng shui to the room.

I got the Romanian and Filipino, though mostly because the Romanian guy mentioned there being a stigma around his ethnic group, and the Filipino guy because that's the only place I know that's in Asia but people have Latin-based names. Lol, my thoughts on the South African accent is the same. All the time I'm like "it's the one that sounds like a UK accent but unfamiliar".

You can't just plug the podcast when you haven't uploaded in six months 😭 we're starving, Jordan! Starving!

if it makes you feel any better, Filipina used to be a Spanish colony

genuinely wheezing laughter from the jokes, facial expressions and editing in this video. never subscribed to someone so fast before 😭

Showed my ex a Scouser accent and the look on his face when i told him it was, in fact, an english accent was priceless

“admire her power - every viewer, put your arms in the air like Goku” This was so funny that I couldn't even laugh, I had to pause the video and sit in silent appreciation

As an American you are correct and I always feel so bad for not being able to understand even the most mild of accents and I'm like "I know you're speaking clear fluent English but my ears and brain are broken please forgive meee"

I can’t believe I finally get to be one of those people who watches someone before they blow up

you know what jordan i'm filipino and i didn't guess roberto angeles' accent either so it's okay

Canadian is so easy. Just wait for them to say “out” or “about” and you’ll instantly know. Once you realize all Canadians sound the same when saying those words, you’ll never be able to unhear it

South African accents are so tricky to me. Like is it English? Aussie? The world may never know...

Wow I actually had it narrowed down to romania and latvia on the romanian guy. I literally have no idea what either of those accents sound like but ive been trying to memorize the world map so countries are really fresh in my mind and those places just sounded right

It's funny you mention Canadian, cause Canadian is one of the few accents, I, as an American, can't recognize a lot of the time.

It's almost like we grew up hearing the regional accents of an entirely separate nation. Riddle me this Eddy Burblack, can you tell the difference between a Louisiana accent and a Mississippi accent? Or S. Carolina and southern Virginia? (Not bein salty btw, lol)

As a Hispanic person myself, I almost cried when you guessed “Spanish” for the Macedonian guy😭 I’m sorry, but he just did not sound Spanish at allllll. Also it was crazy to me that no one got Filipino for my boi Robert (that’s probably just because I grew up in a town with a very large Filipino community tho)

speaking of accents i want Jordan to read me every fairytale ever (this revilation especially came to me when he said darling and love because omg steal my heart why dont you)

In the US we think literally every accent is sexy.

This editing made me choke on my tea multiple times, the zoom in on the map took me out

This was great! I'd rather watch you give a play by play of a Cut video vs actually watching a Cut video. ...also really would love to hear more ARCS...

I feel bad cause without me knowing I will start copying the accent of someone im talking to. And I have that awkward sorry moment.

as an American, I’m here for the dunking-on-Americans-in-the-first-minute approach

french translation: happy birthday. of the plot. of it the moulin rouge.

toggling the bell for this channel, nice to see new uploads Jordan

Jordan, you're the best! I'm so happy you are on RU-vid :)))

"I know what an accent is". Cool.

“Eddy Burblack” is the funniest thing I’ve heard today

super happy to see you making content, thank you for this video - lately barely anything makes me laugh out loud, but this did it :')

Jordan: I'm so bad at accents! Me, who didn't even realize Jordan wasn't American until this video: ...yeah, totally, the worst

thank you for this gift

I'm so late with a comment for this video, but accents are hard. Languages are far easier to guess than accents, as the tones and pronunciations tend to change based off age, how they learned English, etc.

the editing the reactions the humor absolutely in love uwu