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I'll write just what you say anyway that you want And when it comes to arguing I'm a savant I need money You need me to make a stir Rent my fingers, I'll throw In a Pulitzer You need someone with talent and passion and brains You need someone with newspaper ink in their veins My coffee cup has lipstick stains But brother, I'm your man Anything you need done, I'm the one for the job You want corny, ill type it right off of the cob Use my column, any topic, take your pick I can slalom back and forth on rhetoric You need someone who crosses her legs and T's I'm so quick that I've got my own personal breeze I've got high heels and two of these But brother, I'm your man One day you will regret this, dick You could've had me for cheap You'll say Anne please forget this But, I'll say find a bridge and take a flying leap Huh, You want fireworks, I'll give you the fourth of July Lots of luck finding somebody better than I Who could do it, maybe Dorothy Parkers free Chief you blew it, she aint got a thing on me Front page headline, RE Michel will land on her feet Come tomorrow some editors in for a treat Just say the word, and that my beat Brother, I'm your man Watch out New York Here comes Anne
I′ll write just what you say anyway that you want And when it comes to arguing I'm a savant I need money You need me to make a stir Rent my fingers, I′ll throw In a Pulitzer You need someone with talent and passion and brains You need someone with newspaper ink in their veins My coffee cup has lipstick stains But brother, I'm your man Anything you need done, I'm the one for the job You want corny, ill type it right off of the cob Use my column, any topic, take your pick I can slalom back and forth on rhetoric You need someone who crosses her legs and T′s I′m so quick that I've got my own personal breeze I′ve got high heels and two of these But brother, I'm your man One day you will regret this, dick You could′ve had me for cheap You'll say Anne please forget this But, I′ll say find a bridge and take a flying leap Huh, You want fireworks, I'll give you the fourth of July Lots of luck finding somebody better than I Who could do it, maybe Dorothy Parkers free Chief you blew it, she aint got a thing on me Front page headline, Read Michel will land on her feet Come tomorrow some editors in for a treat Just say the word, and that my beat Brother, I'm your man Watch out New York Here comes Anne
