I Made a Cult that Worships Capitalism in Cult of the Lamb 

Yes

marx is tweaking in his grave

So true

socialism has been achieved

Truest thing ever said

yeah lol, that honestly just makes it funny, i freaking loved playing through it and couldn't help but smile everytime these adorable animals cheered for sacrifices, it's definitely an experience lmao.

so true

Animal Culting

fun fact: this game is L on brazil (equivalent to rated E to everyone)

You forgot poop. Lots of poop.

the cupcult, other wooloos are sacrificed to add to cupcake's power, similar to the process that gave cupcake life in the first place

Not me thinking you meant Cupcakke the rapper lol

@@bitticlan SAME 💀

@@bitticlan *Who?*

Cupcake was the shiny, black fleece. This is Muffin

Movie magic ruined

@@Frothmeister it took womble eight hours to come up with the Ravenclaw name

That’s on brand.

Not even five lol

I built beds as needed then upgraded them as fast as possible.

@@thejestor9378 agreed. I mass produced beds and its worked great

The real way to lose fast is to not get sanitary stuff, farm stuff, and the lumbar yards. If you place is dirty, your followers are shitting everywhere, you have no food, and no wood, you will constantly be losing faith. The lumbar yards are, in my opinion, the most important because they aid in getting everything else.

@@rexana_rexana Yep, another way of losing is not going for cultists. They grow old quite quickly and they need to be replaced.

I just upgraded the beds instead of fixing them, saves resources.

Which one

@@forestissleepy touché

*pissed

That absolutely fucked his progress up for a bit, it took a good bit to get enough wood to repair everything xD

And when player two gets ambitious they recreate the Investiture Crisis and start calling each other “Splitters!”

something like a pvp gamemode would be awesome for this you've got like an hour or something grace period where both sides can build up their camps and make progress (obviously some of the progression would have to be sped up, so that its a bit more balanced) and once the hour is up, the central gate opens and you can bring your followers along with you to ravage the camp of the enemy (also if you could build defenses like walls in your own camp, that'd just be epic, think of it like clash of clans pretty much)

There's a local co-op coming out during august

I agree, but I also somewhat dislike how some just seem better than others, murder vs ascend is kinda balanced, but others like enrichment, fast, and absolution are no contest, especially absolution which gives a bonus for not having people in prison, while original sin gives you less of a penalty for imprisoning innocent cultists, you know, the cultists that you already don’t want in prison cause they work for you.

@@Serrifin Even murder vs. ascend isn't even that balanced. Ascending followers gives a boost to faith and ascending followers that are lv5+ gives a massive boost to the xp of the other followers, which is important if you plan to properly utilize the demons. Murder is only useful if you have a bunch of elders and you picked Good Die Young.

@@austincantswim3383 That’s what I mean by being kinda balanced, the only other ones I could think of off the top of my head for being balanced were ones where both options are cruddy.

VON KARMA, NO

@@thecyberrabbit1440 VON KARMA *YEES*

VON KARMA maybe?

@@SkyP9812 Von Karma, perhaps?

Von Karma possibly?

Also a nice touch that they can be the ones to customize the characters.

Chat are the indescribable horrors Lovecraft warned us of!

Have seen some where they just screw over the streamer.

@@thejestor9378 niceeee

I saw a clip of Twitch chat killing some streamer's Follower after they were just released from prison. *Twitch chat will be Twitch chat, I guess. They either help or hinder -- you won't know until your fate is decided.*

"Oh no! A terrible hurricane is going along the East Coast of North America! Just think of the damage this will cause to the Economy!"

I love being worshipped

@@tylermonacchio2163 IT'S THE ECONOMY YOU FOOLS

@@tylermonacchio2163 ughh

“I feel like the trout population will be affected by the nuclear fallout.” “Well just fish more.” “Of course senator.”

In my experience Irish people are either based or borderline fascists

You talking about CallMeKevin? 😏

Gradually??

@@detectivea2666 he's probably talking about the satirist who joked that poor Irish families during the famine should just eat their kids. Forgot his name though.

@@justas423 jonathan swift?

The twitch integration is when a viewer on desktop can enter a raffle when Dan is indoctrinating a new member. There’s also giving 500 channel points to the totem so over time the streamer gets more resources. And there also a frequent pop up where the desktop twitch chat can vote to help or hurt the streamers cult (deciding fate) then there’s three options to choose between. Good ones; at cult: raise cults faith, resurrect the dead, clean up the site, on crusade: healing, demon co fighter, and power ups. Hinder; at cult: destroy some structures, weaken faith. I’ve not seen a bad option on crusade yet.

@@kirstenc4279 Cool! Thanks so much!

@@kirstenc4279 i think twitch chat can also *KILL* a follower, i saw a clip of them killing a streamer's follower once [another hinder action at the cult]

Thank you, Christian

Thank you Christian

Sounds like american protestantism ngl

As a Mongolian, *stabbing and pillaging noises*

Same

“For some reason.” 🧐

What are some of the characters you have?

Mine's my own characters or those from video games and media that I like (ie; Resident Evil.)

That’s also the good job of his editor Cloé as well!

@@dfquartzidn6151 yes 100%!!

Yeah. It's an indie studio tho and it just released. It will get fixed. And even. More content later.

That's basically assured in scripture. It's not quite clear on which ones will be rejoined and which ones won't, but going as far back as Abraham, there's room for rejoinings. IMO, we'll all be restored to one holy Church... except the Pope will be pointed out to be the anti-Christ. Of all the church splits, only the Catholic Church seems actively evil.

Anti-Christ is Artificial Intelligence, which already exists (your computer is artificial intelligence) Christ is the Messiah, the savior, the one who sets wrongs to right. Artificial Intelligence is what modern man has banked his hopes upon for solving the worlds problems, created by Man. The Christ who is not Christ, or “anti-Christ.” This is why people at the forefront of AI development are eager to create “True AI” which is simply Artificial Intelligence with the capacity for Free Will, because as long as Man dictates what AI can and cannot do, AI can never tell Man what to do to resolve the many issues plaguing humanity today. Not to defend the actions of the Catholic Church too much, just a message from one Christian to another. Don’t fall into the trap of believing any one man to be the antichrist, for Satan will use that to deceive you into worshiping the true anti-Christ. By the way, “whore of Babylon” is Lady Liberty.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

@@Mathignihilcehk I mean, Mormonism is a cult that has a very concerning level of political control over the areas it's spread to, which it uses to extort homeless people and shit like that ("join the church to get those gov't benefits" kinda deal; that's in addition to standard cult practices such as shunning ex-members), and then there are megachurches where the entire take on religion boils down to money, so it's not like Catholicism has a monopoly on representing Christ in ways that go against everything he taught.

Holy shit, these comments are on crack.

Proud, obviously

That's still accurate

Lol. That was like 2 weeks ago only . Oof

Oo like what?

Okay, now I wanna see Charlie play this game and see how his relationship with his Twitch chat is, lmao.

Huh

@@tumultuousv Many other yotubers are jumping onto the game, its good because that means we will have a surplus of content, so not only one person is holding the game up

Gordon Ramsay: Finally, some good fucking faith.

Lore? Do tell

@@tumultuousv There is the vod on the twitch channel with the lore, but I could sum it up quickly: There is a prophecy that a sheep is going to free "The one who waits" by slaying all 4 leaders. So in reaction to that prophecy those leaders went on a rampage to slay every one of you kind, making you the last one. Just when you were about to get sacrificed too, "The one who waits" brings you back to life and give you the "red crown", giving you power. In exchange for the help, he orders you to create a cult and slay all the 4 leaders so he could be released

💀💀

What? Was that essay asked of you? Or do you just believe in capitalism as a system?

@@meetu_ simply just a piece of paper with 5 questions from my laws and civics class in high school. Every system has their pros and cons, to list one above another would cause bias, argument, and hate for others stemming from nationalism.

​@@Draconor i think I might have misunderstood something... How does nationalism enter the conversation here? Both capitalism and socialism have nationalistic versions but both of their bases are just economic theories no? Anyway, good luck on that essay