He's got a point though. You need to keep the vampires away with the garlic. Seriously, garlic is good for you. Don't eat 30 pounds. 1-2 cloves. You don't want the food to taste like garlic. You done fked it up if you do that. Moderation.
The scariest part is I can't tell if Charlie is meming or if he's actually this inept in the kitchen. If he didn't have Tiana, this man would live off of fast food.
Yeah I don't want to believe that anyone is really THAT bad at cooking even the simplest things. But then again his friends and girlfriend don't seem to be surprised at all...
I don't think y'all realize that a lot of people never learn to cook lol. They survive off frozen prepackaged food that you just throw on the stove and/or microwave or fast food. It's sad but it's true
@@escapedcops08 fossil can mean outdated. outdated food means people wont eat it anymore, that it is not edible. He's saying the food is so "outdated" that the dog won't even eat it. Do you know what the word "fossil" means?
This is literally just becoming an anime. Charlie is a long haired, short, cliche heroine character that can’t cook an is afraid of bugs (at least cockroaches). And he is accompanied by a multitude of colorful supporting characters.
imagine fuckin being good at commenting but only that not having good comments no just being a bot that finds a new video for you type a quarter assed comment on with no value
Why is my food making device burning me? I was to understand you put stuff in and get food. He's an alien, or a really no common sense person who can relate to people and struck at the right time. So he's an alien, should I get out the camcorder?
@@delta.1295 tbf, do you really think Jesus needed to cook? I'm sure he could just will some southern style rib eye from rocks or some shit when he wanted
Charlie is like every Kitchen Nightmare chef ever. He makes an affront to god, gets criticism, and just says "well I think it smells good, I dunno what they're talking about"
I love when he showed the chicken was simultaneously burnt and raw. I see Charlie’s genius unfolding right before my eyes. It's unadulterated creativity transferred into this godly work of art that only true intellectuals can understand. Brilliant.
Is someone in Matt's family on staff with the Lightning or something? In the skating video they were at the Lightning practice/backup rink and last year Charlie got a picture with the Cup, Killorn, and Vasilevskiy.
@@tommyrobinsin5578 yes, yes. But did you know that The man couldn’t bear the pain any longer. He couldn’t feel his male genitalia, but at the same time it felt like pins and needles were poking his entire lower body. And then his man part exploded. Pee part bits flew everywhere! Relatives screamed. Friends vomited. Children cried. Wife fainted. And a somewhat healthy baby was born.
Same I genuinely wondered that as well. The way he just constantly keeps doing the most brain dead things while saying he doesn't know what he's doing wrong makes me lose braincells.
@@shoobzy3431 I'm starting to think he's just doing it for content cause you have be some next level dumbass to repeat the same simple mistake. Its just so unnatural. I love watching Charlie's vids but these type of videos are just sad.
I love how people are like, "I don't know what went wrong" when something burns on the stove top. While it was burning, you had 2 variables. Temperature and time. Turn the heat down and just cook it for longer, omg.
Charlie: _Cracks two eggs into the sink_ Gordon Ramsay: *I feel a great disturbance in the force* for not having thought of this innovative technique before
In his defense, it does require some basic knowledge of how things work. Its chemistry basically, so its pretty easy to mess up steps if they don't entirely occur to you.
I like how he just turned that tomato sauce into a charcoal briquette chip, just to give that chicken more of that caramelized flavor. Truly Charlie knows how to take the culinary art up a notch at it's finest.
Cooking with Jack: level 100 boss gatekeeper of cooking Kay's cooking: last level 1000 legendary godlike boss of cooking Charlie: it's time to face the Gods to train into the shadows and unleash my secret weapon at the right time
Charlie is just trying to become the ultimate cook like in that anime I've only seen 5 minutes of, Food Wars, I think. My friend showed me a scene from it and the sounds coming from it made me tell him to turn it off so my roommate wouldn't think we were watching inappropriate things in my room
I honestly hate every second of this video. I’ve made chicken parm a lot cause it’s one of my favorite dishes. He didn’t even put breadcrumbs on it. The fucking 3 garlic cloves in the sauce also caused me physical pain.
@@wafflecon6029 I was going to criticize your "3 cloves of garlic" comment......until I saw he just put some of the cloves in WHOLE......my pure holy chef soul.....i feel it crumbling away 😵💀😵💀
At 10:12 the chicken looks like something out of the prehistoric era, it looks like a plant so venomous it would kill 10 mammoths in a minute, its like if venom symbiotes started making colorful patterns to attract their victims
I’m so used to seeing Charlie in a white T-Shirt… but I can NOT for the life of me stop staring at those white 2005 basketball shorts 🤣 this is truly evolution at its finest
I wonder how long it took charlie to realize there was a kitchen in his house. Step one get house, step 2 fill one room with plastic balls, step 3 set up game room and streaming command center...and done. 6 months later wanders downstairs and is like "holy shit this must be where people do those cooking streams"
Charlie is kinda people who said "i never cook but i think i will figure out how to cook 🐔 when i get to it" while burning his kitchen down in the back ground
