I Made Robert Pattinson's *Concerning* Pasta Recipe 

all i can think abt is that one picture of him where he’s like 🧍🏻

That pasta has the same energy as that photo of him in a tracksuit

I'll always remember the time when he panicked during an interview and invented this whole story about seeing a clown dyiing after he had crashed his tiny clown-car or something. Even just typing this makes me loose it lmaoo

I wonder if it's similar to that Dakota Johnson house tour case, she just panicked and lied about how she liked limes. Meanwhile Rob: **panics and makes an ungodly pasta**

I read the whole interview and he actually intended for it to go in the oven (the interviewer also said aluminium foil can go in the oven, not the microwave) but he was staying in some hotel and didn’t fully know whether it was an oven or a microwave, hence the “oven/microwave”

Watch Robert purposefully make this dump of a meal just to see if people would make it for his own sick amusement 😂

This is about to be the most hilarious video I’ve watched in MONTHS, I’ve read this interview and it’s MENTAL

Can legit tell RP has been eating from crafty tables on movie sets almost his entire life

if you or a loved one have been exposed to robert pattinson's pasta you may be entitled to compensation

Halfway I forgot this was a pasta dish

this is my favorite celebrity interview ever to exist this man is insane

You can put a flame to aluminum foil 😂 it’s safe for the oven and the grill. Just don’t microwave it

This is hilarious 😭 I love how random your videos are

why am i absolutely not surprised at all with Rob eating and loving this

He just makes things up in interviews

the more i hear about this man the more i believe he is mayhem incarnate

in my book, he’s best known for his pasta recipe 🥺🥺

You are my new jenna marbles! Love when you post girlie

Y’all- I didn’t know what photo everyone was talking about so I looked it up and MADDISON AND ROBERT PATTINSON HAVE SUPER SIMILAR KITCHENS LIKE WHAT

You trying to unravel the aluminum foil in those oven mitts absolutely cracked me up I-

This man sure knows his pasta……

this feels like a prison food recipe

As an Italian I’m dying every time she adds an ingredient, I know it’s not her fault and/or her recipe, but it’s still terrible

I just love her face expression when she tasted it 😆

I never realized how chaotic RP is...

Mad: "The oven/microwave goes dark" The microwave: *adds drama* "beep"

What'd he wash it down with, pickle juice and hot dog water?

Girl the bangs are looking goooooodddd

Ok bus because it's Robert Pattinson, and the way he showed it off, the recipe sounds outrageous and insane, but it's simple ingredients and cooked in a simple way, it never sounded as outlandish as people make it out to be... It's literally just pasta with sauce, cheese and breadcrumbs.

maddisons videos make my day so much better

Maddison you are so funny! I laughed so hard when you hammer fist that jar! Awesome entertainment! Thanks for keeping the fun wholesome!

I feel like the “messy blob/hair bun” pasta was tortellini hahaha

I was thinking this man has some really chaotic taurus energy then I googled it and he’s really a taurus 😭😭 what

Robert is so unhinged I refuse to believe he isn't conducting a social experiment of some kind.

bestie i kinda forgot about you for a while so sorry but im very happy cus i have so many videos to watch!!!!!

I don’t think Robert Pattison cooks often 😀

You grabbing the tinfoil cover with your over mit at the end had me laughing hard af 😂😂

Love ya queen ♡

Now that's a creepy pasta 🦖

Hilarious video as always !! Greetings from Mount Juliet (near Nashville) Tennessee it's sooooooo hot here LOL

Robert Pattinson is the most chaotic being

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this interview is crazy I can't believe I didn't hear about this. literally wtf 😭

A tip for opening the jar is to wedge a spoon under the lid and breaking the seal. It's easier to open

our stove broke once and i had to make pasta in the microwave like that, it definitely works but one time the water overflowed and made a giant mess so that was nice

ur so funny i love your videos ideas 😂

Is Robert Pattinson trolling us right now-I swear

Wonder if you can streamline the process by using Frosted Flakes instead of Corn Flakes and sugar.

"Waaahhh-ter". "Stum-ic." I am in love!🥰🥰

I think my dad owns that same T-shirt :)

Remember Me was one of the most significant things to me, like I still think about it and quote it and I once baked a cake and wrote In Case of Asteroid on it

From the description of the pasta it sounds like noodle nests (I don't know if that's what they're called, google translate told me so). But those are more common for Asian cooking (at least hear in the Netherlands). It would make this recipe even more of a mess though 😂

the fact my stomach was hurting while watching you make this omfg-

madison the chef queen (*madz, madz, madz madz*)

I don’t think this is real. I don’t think he actually fused a latex glove to his palm. That just. That didn’t happen. A whole lot of Midwestern church cookbooks would agree that cornflakes are basically breadcrumbs, though.

*screams in Willem Dafoe*

I’m sorry but he was high asf when he made this 😂

The Remember me ending had me depressed for the entire day. I was so upset 😢😢😢

Robert Pattinson's cursed pasta recipe

Pasta is my favorite food but no way would I ever eat that🤢

PUT IT ON THE BUNNNN

Remember me was so good. You're right about the ending. It shocked me.

what a interesting lad

how did he even survive up to this age😭😭

I like your cat shirt 💛

Oh man! I forgot all about this🤣🤣

i think the pasta shape he was looking for was tortellini LOL i think that's how I'd describe it too honestly

How can your first move not be Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?!

bruh i rewatched the twilight movies at the same time as this was uploaded ;-;

Robert Pattinson looks unshowered

12:20 crickets...

My great grandma had a name for what you have made: big gaum!

oh my god, Robert Pattinson invented getting interviewed!

I only put aluminum in the microwave once and it was because I wanted to collect the house insurance on my old house. It worked! Pls don't snitch on me to tho

he was probably high making that recipe

So Robert (an adult) is.... "unsure" whether aluminum foil goes into a microwave.... and the interviewer (another adult) tells him YES? 🧐 from GQ magazine? Than they published it? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 this is just. WOW

Rob....are you okay?

I was today years old when o realized he is Cedric Diggar 🤭🤭🤭

hi this is so funny

This is too stressful to continue watching first thing in the morning. The horror-circus music that kicked in after Maddison said the GQ interviewer approved RP to throw foil in the microwave is bone chilling

When you didn’t even know this man had a name because at this point he’s just Edward from twighlight.

I’ve been seeing recently how he compulsively lies in auditions and interviews so I can only assume this was actually his first time ever making this dish

I have a GQ subscription and remember being really confused when I read this article… I think he was trolling, but he’s also weird so.. help.

WAIT! 5:20 Is he talking about tortellini?

This is cursed. I wanna try it but I also kinda don't wanna die

How tall are you?

You know what this (the “recipe?”) low key reminds me of. Lunchables (the kind you put in the microwave 🤷🏼‍♂️) GONE WRONG!!! 😝

hey girl

*FBI has joined the chat* *Italy has joined the chat* *Jesus Christ has joined the chat*

Hi

But why the sugar

Meanwhile in the philipines. Mixes banana ketchup pasta hotdogs sugar ground beef and makes a sanwhich out of it.

Oop. Lml McDonald’s coffee needs construction

Pro tip- slap the bottom of a bottle before trying to twist the lid off.

I don't think I wanna eat pasta anymore lol

Maddison I love you, please do not blow yourself up with a microwave

Maddison kind of looks like hazel from animal crossing

Oh.... oh no

Wait tortellini? Is that what he meant buy a girl's messy bun?

Ok but can we have Gordon Ramsey react to this please....................thanks....

I have not eaten in over 36 hours I am about the middle point of starvation where you forget why we even eat food you can't remember what it tastes like you don't desire it in your heart but your body is screaming desperately at even the sight or smell of something edible AND SIS EVEN TH E N THIS DOES NOT SOUND GOOD LMAO I- THE SUGAR THE CORNFLAKES THE PACKAGED CHEESE ROBERT WHAT HAVE YOU DO N E