I Made The Worst Parenting Choices - 3 Random Games 

I like how captain sauce doesn’t always play mainstream games and likes to branch out and discover more levels of the gaming iceberg

"it looks like somebody set of a firework in a deli meat sandwich" thats the cap we all know and love

Just imagine you’re watching a child and they get dirty and the parent says “wait here” and comes back with a FUCKING HOSE ON FULL BLAST

“I’M NOT PREGNANT, DON’T CHECK!!!!”😂😂😂😂

"it looks like someone put a firework in a delly meat sandwich! *Baby cries* OH GOD" best line ever

He named his kid blue waffle, and was surprised when it was upset

Imagine introducing that kid on the streets. "what's your child's name?" "Blue Waffle Gucci" "..."

Choices in mobile games be like: What should i eat? 1- meat and salad 2- burger 3- *R A T*

The "IT LOOKS LIKE A FIREWORK WENT OFF IN A DELI SANDWITCH" killed me

"I'm never been a pregnant women before" Captainsauce 2021

"it looks like somebody set off a firecracker in a deli meat sandwich" honestly just made me laugh till I couldn't breathe, and then some

Its always my favorite part of the day when Cap uploads

Only Captain Sauce‘s baby would have those dead eyes

Captainsauce: I have a really smart baby! *A few seconds later... Baby draws on himself* kid: LOOK MA IM A WRAPPER

16:42 "I think he almost got beamed up to the enterprise but he's looking alright" Quote of the day

Day 37 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

hello everyone hope you enjoy this epic video whoever is reading this

if you see this you made it right on time

Cap: I'm really trying here. Me: Are you sure about that?

Seeing CaptainSauce pop up on my recommended made my day 100x better. We love you CaptainSauce!!!

10:30 never been so horrified and curious at the same time not sure I want to see what cap saw

You know something is off when his upload schedule goes from 7 to 5 my time

When cap responded to spank the baby felt so genuine

Judging by the fact he’s Canadian I’m curious and also concerned why this uploads I’m the morning for an Australian

"What kind of shitty wishes do you think a diaper genie grants" Captainsauce 2021

Just wanted to say thank you! I really appreciate all of your videos!

I have been given sauce, er captain sauce that is

What I really like about your channel and what makes you different is that you are real, you clearly love your fans, and your jokes are hilarious. So thank you :)

C.s: I got nothing absolutely nothing LOOK WHAT THEY SID TO SANTA me: *wheezeing and lmao*

0:43 i like how he did the voice

I was so surprised and he said he wasn’t a woman

Nice job Captain sauce! I have been subscribed since 700k and you have been the entertainment of my life! Thank you!

i like trains

“Look what they did to Santa” best quote

Water check: Drink water

"How should I get there? 1: take a cab Or 2: RUN!!" CAPS- 2021

Cap you are great!!!! Keep making videos and making everyone’s life’s a little bit better Also(spoiler alert) at 15:48 he says “show you how the sausage is made”. Am I crazy or is that a Hamilton reference?

"It looks like somebody set off a firework in a deli meat sandwich" -Captainsauce, 2021

Man, you show try voice acting, you’ve got a big name for yourself, maybe you could land a spot. You’re very talented, don’t forget that!

“Last time I interacted with a child was when I was one” *forgets the time he got noticed by a fan on the subway*

Cap:do u like mustard no mustard make u stupid but he did like it tho I'm dyeing rn omg

Am I the only one who is laughing at CaptainSauce's humor in jokes and insults?

Funny enough I actually am named after my dad’s favorite color. Bruno in german means brown... my Grandparents lost their minds

I knew someone was gonna post a video like right now just i didnt know who and i got bored of waiting

Honestly could have played the santa game with that intro and no one would have complained

Finally he’s back yaaayyyy

I love the ending where you are searching for a game to play but are commenting on the games that came up when you searched for a 3rd game 🤣🤣

All I have learned from this is Captain should never have kids

It’s been 2 minute since he posted and he has over 150 likes lol

Please bring back the old classics

2 random games

11:48 Baby: "LOOK MA! I'M A RAPPER!" Me: "69's not a rapper."

Wow! This is so... early. Not complaining, it's just... strange.

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep this series going, your jokes are Fricking hilarious! CaptainSauce: "They're Sims, They're Terrifying Sims at that!" zooms in on the Nurse Me: " *It's BARBARA!* how did she make it into Life of Kevin?!?"

Damn this is really early

Ok so he said that the only reason to go from a bar street to the hospital is if you get stabbed by a man named Clever,... So does that mean if you get stabbed by a man named Jon your Perfectly Fine? 😂

Made you look!

15:52 You didn’t brake his scales, you broke his balance

No one has even watched the whole thing yet and people are still commenting lmao

This is my favorite series by you Keep it up

Just from the cover o can tell that this is an interesting video

I was just watching the 3 random games and got a face full of the ads

Omg love u captain so glad im this early

I think you saw that demented Santa as payback for giving that baby nightmares

"Why do we fall down master Bruce so we can get back up but no I push you down and you cry ya lil' shit" - Captainsauce 2021

hi

14:41 Cap, I thought you were gonna give the baby ketchup, just to live up to your name.

''mustard make you stupid'' thats something you hear once in a lifetime

i just realized the brain isn't how smart you are, it's how close the baby is to getting brain damage

GET THIS TO THE TOPPPP

CaptainSauce Laughing brings joy to my soul

When he recognized the Sims 4 models, I had flashbacks to Cap's abandoned Sims 4 series. He never really finished Strangerville. Anybody remember Kevin Sauce?

i am like never early on ur vids so being 16 mins early is like epikness

3 random games is the best video series on the internet Prove me wrong

Yeah i waited so long for this

Game: what should I name my baby? After favorite snack, favorite color or favorite clothing brand? Me: *Svyatoslav II the Great*

I think just the EXTREMELY high quality of Blue Waffle Gucci more than makes up for 2/3 random games. Like that was enough, I would have done 20 minutes of Blue Waffle Gucci honest. Thanks for the laugh :)

Tabs battle idea DND stereotypes Berserker(barbarian) Cupid(bard) Wizard(wizard) Priest(cleric)

Cap being a father should be a federal offense😂

cap i just wonted to say (even tho this may be wierd) im proud of u, i remember when u had only 500-1k subs and to see u grow into 2.12M subs is just awsome to see ur doing so so so good and keep up the good work

I miss all of survival games like subnautica and all that

2 random games, and an aneurism

"Lil blue waffle," my favorite line

2 RANDOM GAMES welcome everyone to another episode of 2 random games

Sauce: Look what they did to santa Also sauce: *puts freddy kruger claws on santa*

The blue waffle gucci joke had to have taken AGES to come up with😭

I like how captain sauce doesn’t over or under edit and his jokes always make me laugh so cap keep it up

“Beamed up to the enterprise” Wonder if the hornet felt it too

I just saw this right when it was posted

The only reason you should be at the doctor is if a guy names clever stabbed you with a broken bottle sauce 2021

I absolutly love the "three random games" :)

I named him after my favorite color. Red. I named him after my favorite snack. Chip. I named him after my favorite clothing brand. Levi.

This episode: How should the lady get to the hospital? Oh yeah. RUN! I'm not sure if I'll make it. I'll take a taxi. Why do I even try? Very first video playing fishing food: Please don't eat every food I catch. Burger: MUNCH! Why do I even Try? Crazy Fishing: If I give my one last stack of cash, please give me some bait so I can catch the final fish in the game. Sushi. It's a sushi wel. WTH is a sushi well?!

“Let’s not let him in” is what you should have said to avoid this

When i see a new captainsause video, I’m like, “aw yeah, time to watch a grown man go insane”. Also, when cap said Henry, I kept rewatching that part because it’s nice to have him say my name.

cap i was on my bad side today you made me happy again thank you

cap you need to play more kill it with fire they updated it.

16:02 I think the Scale bar represent your "Legal Stability" as a Parent. I think. Like, f what you're doing as a parent is Legal. I guess. And I guess the Brain bar is your child's "Mental State" and the Heart bar is your baby's "Love for You."

Don't be mean to sid, sid was far better looking than that guy. 6:10

7:42 / 21:16 into vid, me; "wait... that choise made the ingeligent go all the way from nearly full, straight to dead!"" XD