I Met The Most Portland Woman Ever - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus 

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My favorite anagram for Geoffrey Asmus is: Egos may suffer.

the tarot cards weren't ready for a reading from the Alpha

Portland crowdwork: fish in a barrel

"Does he make dreamcatchers or something?" 😂

"The cards said the show would be trash." 🤣

The crowd was wrong for that, thank you for keeping them honest

The alpha comedy has really leveled up since the beard.

For anyone else it'd be a clickbait headline. Here, we know it's going to be downplaying it before even watching. The amount of fascinating people we've seen glimpses of through these crowdwork clips over the last year+ has been so interesting. I'd absolutely pay for a special of just the extended clips of these interactions.

Man in the audience was *crazy* clutch with the Garfield tag. If I said that I'd coast on that high for years. 8:11

jesus, how the hell in 7th grade social studies did you manage to bring out a dreamcatcher riff so easily hahahaha

OMG!!! 🤣 Duh... Yes she used his CC, Love that you asked & keep asking... You were talking to a legit SB... Sugar Baby. 💲💰💱 Comedy GOLD! 💯❤️ 3:15

I was at the late show after this and Geoffrey was STILL talking about the tarot card lady 😂😂😂

You crushed that set. Loved the show. Portland loves ya.

Holy crap, this was fire! Crushin' as always. Maybe one of my favourites.

I don't see Matt Rife putting this quality out!!

bro, that was scary sad actually... thanks for doing your shows. Stay safe. Peace

I just try to enjoy the neverending avalanche of content Geoffrey puts out now, cause once he gets to the level he deserves, he probably just gonna put out specials and leave us fiending

This is one of your best ones in a while

Bro you do keep getting better 😂

Nailed it once again. If youre ever passing through north central Washington and want to do a show between Seattle and Spokane, we have a nice barn.

I NEED to find that podcast! Thanks from Sweden - I hope you come here - to Stockholm! That was MASTER-Class! "Tell your friends...- Babu". Already shared to friends that GET real comedy!

The laugh gets me. You going places bro

It's honestly amazing you survived the absolute deluge of women wanting to know president facts after the show

@11:00 🍆🫡 "I love em - they're racist! That's pretty sick in my book" 😂.

That shit was great man I was literally crying laughing at multiple different points of this one 😂 keepin kickin ass bro you’re def getting better and better as time goes on

Geoff you fuck me up dude. I want to go on tour with you but as part of the audience, I enjoy it that much.

great crowd work !

See you in Calgary. If you buy weed while you’re there, you can’t go wrong with Simply Bare, 1964, Broken Coast, Carmel, Joi, Melt, Valhalla, Dab Bods, or Ness. None of those are slouches. Looking forward to the show!

Doing a couple rewatches bc I just watched you on 2 or 3 podcasts today and you delivered.

Very much enjoying, Geoff. 👍

Truly some of your best stuff - I can’t wait to see you when you get to Santa Cruz/SanJose!

Brightened my day

Hopefully you come to Boston soon!

Great stuff as usual!

Portland... Indian German family.. Palshicar ... Valedictorian was my rowing buddy....Shreeyash... On the Moms side, may have 'stsrted a religion' in Walla Walla Washington - William Davies - Church of the Firstborn - a Mormon offshoot

You're the best chuckle merchant in the game Geoff! We need you to do more shows in Arizona.

As a some one born and raised in Portland. This all checks out 😢

fucking great. the dreamcatcher line lmfao

great work Ge-off!

7:30 I’m weak 😂😂😂

" I don't think you should have a sanctuary. That's called a farm to many" 😂

This is quite the encounter wow hahaha

Very very happy you think you are getting better...i had firgotten you but I am enjoying you very much once again 😂😂😂😂😂

Glad I came across you. If I win the lottery (or my getaway driver comes through) I'll fly over to the US and come to your show

"comin' ain't easy" was perfect, please say that again

Killing it!

Masterfully done as always, Geoff! And for what it's worth . . . The white-slave rif was GOLD! 🤘🤣

Bro your content is topnotch

"Ben, let me be a woman!" 🤣🤣🤣

It’s crazy what ppl admit at these shows 🤦🏽‍♂️

the 🐐 with anotha banger

Beard looks great

Agreed best clip I've seen 😂. Come to Boston

Nightmares are dreams too

Thanks for keeping true stand-up comedy alive by not being afraid to push the envelope of what is accepted by society. Too many people are worried about offending someone or some group, or getting "cancelled" for saying the wrong thing.

Great standup, great sign off.

This lady couldn't be more insane

"Does he effen make dream catchers for a living" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That was great

Thanks for posting this you insufferable genius! We don't deserve your generosity. We don't deserve your staggering talent.

Nailed that one 👌

Come to Rumor’s Comedy Club in Winnipeg already sir

Love it!

As an audience, we get learn from the master!

Good jokes good crown

Love your comedy Geoffrey!

Best at crowd work!

Very, very cool.

7:08 😂

Nice words

looking a bit rough but the material is great.... keep em comin fella! cheers from the spectrum.

Raggedy ass beard's not working on ya my man haha. Can't wait to see you on tour but nothing near DC or Baltimore yet!

Dude gets funnier and funnier.

I'm banned from stand-up (for being better than everyone literally) but I noticed that I drink less now, to the point that I don't drink at all, and it's great. Drinking is like smashing your head against a wall. I noticed you are drinking water... Are you sober now?

riffing all over the world on FIYAHHH

Love it

Killing it AGAIN!!! 💥 🍻 🤙🏽 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So funny

Hell yea!

words for the algorithm. i love an h followed by an m.

no one tripped you up with ol President Ben Harrison smh

11:24 Real alphas don't recognize such obstacles...

no one riffs like good ol george.

post longer clips!

The most Portland woman ever? That's easy. She's asleep standing up and always wears long sleeve shirts.

It's getting so Alpha you might as well become Omega

hahaha

come to San Diego!!!

Sighs *unzips*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Come to calgary!

Oh, she’s one of those

Ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahah

24 year old dad with no job... sounds very north america right now. *throws up the horns*

told my friends

Her grandson is her soulmate? Well she said she worked in the church...

FERDA

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So, is it okay to hate the dots and not the feathers?