I Need 4 Ply When I Cry in 18 different languages 

Sorry for the re-upload, I accidentally mixed up European Spanish with Portuguese!

2:22 bruh his voice is amazing

1:44 Chinese one listen more like Google Translator than singing.

1:29 so squidward's actually waluigi?

2:33 I knew squidward was a villager...

MY PLAHG, MY PLAHG, MY PLAHG

1:49 BOO YAH KING BOO YAH KING BOO YAH TEAM WE ARE COOOOOL OOOOOH

0:39 that “Huh” was a spot on squidward noise. Good job Russian Squidward

1:19 Dutch translation: In the pocket of my work pants There's always a tissue For the tears, tears, tears that I cry Squidward doesn't even have pants lol Edit: Spelling I think

the french one: "waaaaaAAAAAAAAH"

Dutch translation: In the pocket of my working pants, There's always a tissue. For the tears, tears, tears that I cry.

2:22 Kermit dubs Squidward.

0:35 MY BLOTCH MY BLOTCH MY BLOTCH EAT MY BLOTCH

2:16 Me trying to start the car. The engine: Edit: Wow, I didn't this to blow up thx guys and gals lol.

German translation: When I press on the lacrimal gland I get wet to the feet fast And I am completely alone, completely alone, completely alone when I cry. HUA

I love how every language has its own song instead of trying to translate the original

Latin Spanish translation: My butt is so hysterical, it doesn't accept any toilet paper, i need the softly, softly if not, i scream (Laughs) Ñam ñam ñam

1:50 "Boy- O TING Boy- O TING Boy- O TING"

1:57 Japanese translation: if you wanna wipe your tears, use a tissue no, it can’t be just a piece of tissue you gotta take 4 pieces of tissue

1:38 Cancer line! Cancer line! Cancer line! But it’s fine!

Arabic translation If I want to cry I have my tissue And now I feel Now I feel sleepy

When you step on lego 0:26

Spanish Latin is the best because he says he only wants soft tissue to wipe his angry ass LOL

Nobody: Chinese squidward: *BU YAO TING BU YAO TING BU YAO TING*

2:22 He did seriously really sung it :')

Russian: Can you see how I'm sobbing and how I'm falling into hysteria, hear my cry, my cry, my cry, and go to cry

Conclusion: four ply when i cry is beautiful in every language

0:26 0:26 0:26 0:26 They’re free.

2:08 ANIME POWER UP SOUND EFFECT IN A NUTSHELL Edit: thanks for all the likes with a bad meme quote but still thanks

Italian: If my tears drop down Means I miss you. I need you - you - you You know why.

The german one is actually catchy. The chinese version is just frickin weird. The russian one is amazingly similar to the english voice actor in pitch and tone.

What is happening bOYaa TInG bOYaA TING boYA tInG 1:47

3:06 НЕМЦЫ ПЛАКАТ ПЛАКАТ ПЛАКАТ СТАААЛИИН

Nobody : Not a single soul : 1:33 German : *T R Ä N E N D R Ü S E*

When you wait for your language

Teacher: Whats 51-1×77+4 My Last braincell: 1:50

I lost it at Chinese 😂

0:34 *SLICE MY PLAGE MY PLAGHE EAT MY PLAGE*

3:14 squidward is the best kpop artist

1:39 GODZILLA GODZILLA GODZILLA THEN IT’S VINE

Chinese translation: My tears won’t wipe off even with a tissue I won’t stop wiping it off I don’t wanna stop I don’t wanna stop I don’t wanna stop I wanna cry Ohhh~

1:25 For the *TRANE* , *TRANE* , *TRANE*

You know what would be great to see in multiple languages? *"BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!!!"* Please make it happen some day! I'd like to see it. XD

1:47 It just happening The BOOYAH KING BOOYAH KING BOOYAH TEAM WE ARE COOL Oh

Indonesia 🇮🇩 : Saat air mataku mengalir Aku tak bisa menggunakan tisyu Aku butuh empat lembar empat lembar Saat aku menangis haah Dirgahayu Republik Indonesia 74th

I died at the china part *BOU YA TING BOU YA TING*

That Chinese had me weak 😂😂😂😂

1:50 biotene biotene biotene? 1:25 trauma trauma trauma 1:38 got saline got saline got saline 3:05 blackout blackout blackout style AM

thank you, now *I know how to "hUHHHH"* in 18 different languages 👌

1:25 *T R A N E*

That Russian sounded like my plotch plotch eat my plotch EDIT:most likes I ever got

I think Indonesian sounds exactly like an English voice

German translation: 1:31 When I get the waterworks going I'll get wet up to the feet quickly And I'm all alone, all alone, all alone When I cry

LMAO CHINESE SQUIDWARD

0:37 "Eat my Bloch"

russian translation: see how i'm sobbing? and getting hysterical hear my crying hear my crying hear my crying and cry

0:09 I need -4 ply- *I NEED FORTNITE* *FORTNITE* *FORTNITE* *when I cry*

2:02 *OH MY YAHGASA KNEE* *OH MY YAHGASA KNEE* *GENEKID* *DUMMY-SAN* *HEAHHH*

Latin spanish: my butt gets really hysterical can't handle any toilet paper I need a really soft one I need the softest or I'll cry. Spain spanish: When my tears get me in trouble I can't use any tissue I need one made out of four strings, of four strings, of four strings when I cryyyyyyyy. (* 4 hebras is an expensive/fancy kind of fabric) Our language demosyrated we could almost replicate that song, but for latinos that's just too mainstream. We really had to complain about that harsh toilet paper somehow 😂

Latin Spanish: "My butt is too hysteric it can't accept any toilet paper I need the soft one, the soft one, or I scream" He says "suavecito" which roughly translates to "little soft one" or maybe "softie".

No one Not a single soul Chinese when they win a war 1:51. Bowan ting bowan ting bowan ting

Some anime fans be like: The Japanese dub Squidward was better than the English

The Spanish translation was: My but is very hysterical It doesn’t accept just any toilet paper I need the soft one The soft one or else I’ll scream 😂😂😂😂😂

2:24 the voice actor was really feeling this lol

Translation Portuguese (Portugal 🇵🇹) When I start crying I don't use any tissue it has to have 4 sheets 4 sheets 4 sheets when I cry Translation Portuguese (Brazilian🇧🇷) When I clog my tear duct I can't use a trite paper Double sheet should I use use use use, to cry

Italian: If my tears are dropping, this means that I miss you, I need you, need you, need you and you know why

1:49 BUUYAUTING BUUYAUTING BUUYAUTING were sooo cooool Awwww :3

the french version's music reminds me of Eurovision, Russia 2006

1:49 BURGER KING BURGER KING BURGER KING BURGER COOOOOOOL OHHH

Chinese: "My tears don't stop so the tissues don't stop wiping I don't want to stop Don't want to stop Don't want to stop I want to cryyyyyyyy"

3:00 am Me: falls asleep French Squidward: 0:26 Me: O.O

1:39 Cancer line Cancer line Cancer line That is fine

Italian translation: "If my tears are falling down, that means I miss you, I need you, you, you, and you know why."

0:00 English 0:15 french 0:28 Russian 0:40 portugaise (Brazilian) 0:53 Spanish (Latin) 1:06 Italian 1:19 Dutch 1:31 German 1:44 Chinese 1:57 japanese 2:09 Spanish (Spain) 2:22 Portuguese (Portugal) 2:34 arabic 2:47 Swedish 2:59 Czech 3:12 Korean 3:24 Hebrew 3:37 Indonesian You welcome... Yeah I know... I need to get a life 😂

*When i press on the tear gland* (“pressing on the tear gland” is a saying in germany. It means to cry) *I get wet down to my feet fast* *and im all alone* *all alone* *all alone* *when i cry* (everything rimes and sounds good in german but translated it sounds super weird lmao)

0:52 Mi trasero es muy histérico No acepta cualquier papel higiénico Necesito el suavecito Del suavecito si no grito GAGAGAGA

When the original one talks about when he cries, the Latin American version talks about he needing soft toilet paper for his butt XD

1:51 What the?

indonesian translate if my tears fall off i can't use a tissue i need 4 sheet 4 sheet 4 sheet if i'm crying

1:50 my boo ya teen, boo ya teen, boo ya teen 2:47 I’ve been told CatDog’s connected 3:05 pluck up, pluck up, pluck up

“BOYOTING BOYOTING”😂

3:11 K-pop newbies be listening to their BTS and MONSTA X ... Meanwhile I'm over here listening to "4 ply"- The greatest underrated k-pop song.

I can't handle Squidward's french voice... it catches me off guard every time I watch one of these

I like how the Latin American dub literally has Squidward say he has a hysteric ass. That's an . . . Um . . . Interesting remark.

We're all here not for listen to other languange, but looking for our own languange 😂

Latin American Translation: -My butt is very histeric, It doesn't accept any toilet paper I need the soft one, The soft one or I'll scream

Hebrew: When you're crying cause of someone, I might get you a tissue, and maybe I'll suddenly maybe maybe maybe maybe cry with you... Ha!

3:00 When you record in the mountains

1:38 Gacha life Gacha life Gacha life Vanish Vine.

Why does squidward sound like a heavy smoker in French

2:35 The best language ever 😍

Spanish (Spain) When my tears give me problems I can't use some handkerchief I need one of 4 strings, 4 strings, 4 strings When i cry HUUHH

Squidward used to T-pose before it was a mainstream

The beauty of Spanish. In Latin American he was singing about wiping his butt. In Spanish of Spain, it was just the literal translation. They didn't even try.

Lol, 0:09 I NEED FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE, Minecraft HA

1:06 this is the same audio quality I hear as when I go through the McDonalds drive thru

*So many questions* Why does Spain and Venezuala have their own translation? Why can't the Arabic version afford a microphone? Why does the Italian and Czech one add so much reverb? Why is the Korean one tone deaf?

The Chinese one had me rolling 😂😂

French When my tears flow in the evening I need more than 1 tissue I need a doctor doctor doctor When i cry

0:36 *MY BLAGE MY BLAGE MY BLAGE*