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I never stood a chance (Slice and Dice) 

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@TheRectangularCircle
@TheRectangularCircle Год назад
It's always peak humor when NL refers to the Generate mode characters by their full government name rather than their color
@ananimeprofilepicture7600
@ananimeprofilepicture7600 Год назад
When you spend all day shielding instead of curing your poison and your mom hits you with the “r2-420!”
@HackionSTx
@HackionSTx Год назад
@@ananimeprofilepicture7600 right next to y2-069
@nakodares5982
@nakodares5982 Год назад
As someone who’s colourblind I empathise with him
@legion999
@legion999 Год назад
Is it really though?
@0redfr0g0
@0redfr0g0 Год назад
@@nakodares5982 psst, the first letter corresponds to their color i.e. r1-123 is a level 1 red hero. O1-123 orange...ect.
@jadonprewitt8280
@jadonprewitt8280 Год назад
take a shot everytime NL tries to shield someone from poison damage
@sillot
@sillot Год назад
im very drunk send help
@Fitingbros101
@Fitingbros101 Год назад
Help I’m stoned for some reason
@emilmagerramov3017
@emilmagerramov3017 Год назад
Sir I'm not ready to die
@bigred738
@bigred738 Год назад
I'm 20 minutes in... I think I might die.
@TehLambOfAwesome
@TehLambOfAwesome Год назад
Take poison damage IRL!
@OtakusRUs2
@OtakusRUs2 Год назад
I hope even after 100 episodes, NL never learns how poison damage works
@MrDimox
@MrDimox Год назад
Basic learning is 200 ep minimum. This is known.
@chadoftoons
@chadoftoons Год назад
Is that the newest coping mechanism people watching NL are going to have?
@superdude4464
@superdude4464 Год назад
@@MrDimox many people are saying this
@renegadeprism42
@renegadeprism42 Год назад
This is exactly how people have gotten used to AA-AAA games releasing buggy
@HackionSTx
@HackionSTx Год назад
This is what you get when you skip 5 min tutorial. You play 50h without really knowing what's going on.
@masterplusmargarita
@masterplusmargarita Год назад
But unironically, GOTY under 5GB would be the best category in any awards show they added it to.
@JD2jr.
@JD2jr. Год назад
Yes, but within 2 years, every AAA title would be a 5 minute long, 4.9 GB proof of concept, with a 120 GB Day-one "DLC" that turned it into a full game. And they'd market it for how 'generous' they were being by providing "free" DLC, then start charging more for it within 6 months. Everything good gets corrupted.
@jotunn30
@jotunn30 Год назад
@@JD2jr. brother...not liking mainstream stuff is not that special in the internet era..you just sound insane with these conspiracy theories lol
@mawillix2018
@mawillix2018 Год назад
@@jotunn30 That's the type of thing they're already doing though. If you can release your game, the same as it already is, but with the benefit of being able to receive free marketing, why not?
@JD2jr.
@JD2jr. Год назад
@@jotunn30 it's not about "not liking mainstream stuff", it's about how the industry preys on its mostly-child audience to grind every possible dollar out of people.
@Chris-ks4sw
@Chris-ks4sw Год назад
@@JD2jr. I think the average age of gamers is rising actually. So it's not like it was say 10 years ago.
@baggypantsman
@baggypantsman Год назад
Loving the Slice and Dice content, hopefully NL eventually learns that skipping tier 1 -> tier 2 hero upgrades is almost always terrible, it puts you behind the curve and you can't catch back up.
@jotunn30
@jotunn30 Год назад
people in chat will let him know i'm sure
@thespongemonkey
@thespongemonkey Год назад
Especially when his excuse is "Both of these characters have only 1 good side" When his current character only has ONE GOOD SIDE AND IT'S SINGLE USE
@calebberlinger63
@calebberlinger63 Год назад
Two slice and dice videos in one day a blessing
@porkyorcy1715
@porkyorcy1715 Год назад
me and my girlfriend are addicted to this game because of northernegg
@doubleFay
@doubleFay Год назад
It really is worth every cent, especially for a mobile game. Slay the spire , XCOM, and This war of mine are btw also available for mobile if anyone needs recommendations
@wangledteb5671
@wangledteb5671 Год назад
same
@gigachad70707
@gigachad70707 Год назад
Xcom is on mobile? Last time I checked the android copy was pulled and made inaccessible to purchase.
@HackionSTx
@HackionSTx Год назад
This fucking game made by one programmer and one artist are taking all my time (not even free time) away. It's too good.
@blahthebiste7924
@blahthebiste7924 Год назад
This game needs a "get a random item" option for skipping levelups, since it is surprisingly common for both level 3s to not be worth taking
@Not__Steven
@Not__Steven Год назад
the occasional viewer roasts give me life amidst the dice
@PongzeLor
@PongzeLor Год назад
Its a doubter payout every time NL skips upgrades
@m0002856
@m0002856 Год назад
I think what he doesn’t realize is that the game will keep offering him upgrades for the same guy if it’s the last one at level one. Like his prior video he declined an upgrade for blue, then got another blue or blue upgrade because blue was still level 1 which he also declined. He died shortly after, but I can only imagine him declining blue upgrades for 10 levels and wondering why his characters are so weak the whole time ;~;
@masterplusmargarita
@masterplusmargarita Год назад
@@m0002856 He literally says the game will do that in this video.
@EDoyl
@EDoyl Год назад
@@masterplusmargarita I don't think he's internalized it though. Like I think if you asked NL right then if he wanted to never upgrade any hero again for the rest of the run he'd say no.
@m0002856
@m0002856 Год назад
@@EDoyl This. I think he understands that the game will keep offering him nothing but blue upgrades, but he doesn’t understand that, for every repeat blue upgrade he sees, he’s missing a level 3 upgrade later.
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 Год назад
Slice and dice goes insanely hard.
@blacklion79
@blacklion79 Год назад
I've wanted to install it on Android phone, and there are tons of negative reviews which complains that the last update made the game unplayable hard.
@PongzeLor
@PongzeLor Год назад
Couldnt you just play it on easy/normal
@blacklion79
@blacklion79 Год назад
@@PongzeLor many people complains that «normal» become too RNG dependable and «hard» is impossible now.
@MrRobocopster
@MrRobocopster Год назад
@@blacklion79 i think it's well worth the money and i disagree with the reviews
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 Год назад
@@blacklion79 I play on pc but i assume it’s the same, I’ve beat normal many times, hard only twice but I mostly play the other modes that you can unlock pretty easily with a couple rounds, win or lose. I’d say it was well worth the 7 dollars or whatever it cost.
@jeremyklotz5803
@jeremyklotz5803 Год назад
This is the second episode of generate I've watched. And still, when NL says the class names I can't help but laugh.
@veswacito
@veswacito Год назад
as soon as i saw him take the poison curse i knew it was over
@JV-bw3jn
@JV-bw3jn Год назад
Aye, though to be fair they were all pretty rough
@GakisStylianos
@GakisStylianos Год назад
I think from the selection he got none of them were better. This run was bound to be a loss. Would you have picked something else instead?
@veswacito
@veswacito Год назад
@@GakisStylianos middle blank or -1 reroll
@GakisStylianos
@GakisStylianos Год назад
@@veswacito oh but I meant after he already rerolled
@junkbarrage
@junkbarrage Год назад
What in the world was that pain game? This man fought tooth and nail to keep the ability to do, ideally in most fights, 4-5 damage to an enemy ONCE, with the caveat that the enemy survives to get value from their die. Following that, it then left his yellow with 4 "X" sides and 2 sides of 1 damage each. Leaving them practically useless. The game straight up offered him a yellow with a 4 damage side that was just basic damage, as in not single use, and could even be used to kill foes and deny them their actions value. And he could do it every turn it rolled up. And the other sides offered more value in general as well. I just don't understand what the grand plan was to any of that.
@danielandersen864
@danielandersen864 Год назад
Thank you, I thought I was going crazy. If he saw a character with a 4 damage single use side he'd call it trash and dismiss it but he was committed to never giving this up for some reason.
@RearWheelZeal
@RearWheelZeal Год назад
@@danielandersen864 He has a tendency to latch on to decent-yet-unscalable early game strats and then blindly ride them off the side of a cliff. It can be funny to watch because, ironically, he'll vocally double-down on his doomed approach even as the end is in sight. All that matters to me is that he's having fun with it and that the banter bus rolls on.
@shrimpchris6580
@shrimpchris6580 Год назад
This is basically the same thing as him putting meat on a 5-3 beetle and then not getting rid of it until tier 5's are popping up.
@AgeOfNerds
@AgeOfNerds Год назад
the best series on NL channel rn, awesome content
@Chromodar
@Chromodar Год назад
Do you think Baby Shark and Sharknado will ever do a crossover?
@Bloonik
@Bloonik Год назад
stay pegged kings
@samgomez9942
@samgomez9942 Год назад
10:30 That cleave shield placement keeps me up at night
@CasualQuasar
@CasualQuasar Год назад
RIP LasagnaLover
@maestromarat6195
@maestromarat6195 Год назад
Welcome back to day 10 of waiting for NL to discover Blursed mode
@tetrisamerica2830
@tetrisamerica2830 Год назад
The video is an hour long so he must’ve won the run copium
@smievil
@smievil Год назад
11:35 yes that's what we needed rest of the party: ok, time to roll some exes
@smievil
@smievil Год назад
4:46 i think it's more useful than it looks, double damage against 1hp targets seem useless, but double healing, mana or something could be good. i think it's pretty bad though or too situational
@Birrihappyface
@Birrihappyface Год назад
My brother in Christ did you even read the item, it only works on damage sides. It’d have to be self-healing or damage/mana for that to work.
@smievil
@smievil Год назад
there are damage sides that gives health/mana/shields
@ikop5829
@ikop5829 Год назад
Patiently awaiting the day NL reveals a drac thumbnail for Slice and Dice.
@loroleibusser5993
@loroleibusser5993 Год назад
"My uncle was in the police... 'Boooo' the band 'cheers'" is so damn good, I can't believe I almost missed it
@TheVilivan
@TheVilivan Год назад
Double episode? Let's go!
@smievil
@smievil Год назад
44:42 gonna be great when it gets cantrip
@hhehe24
@hhehe24 Год назад
love the long eppies
@froxical2128
@froxical2128 Год назад
Eggo when he realized rampage on a 5dmg copycat sword is possible
@NstHarlequin
@NstHarlequin Год назад
stop the lv1 character love lol
@bootlegnlss
@bootlegnlss Год назад
*pushes up glasses* this is from December 9th, the year of our Lourde 2022 actually
@gamer1andgamer2
@gamer1andgamer2 Год назад
Watched this on stream, just hear to say I love watching this game!
@anonymouspenguin2405
@anonymouspenguin2405 Год назад
AYOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yes, another video!
@elguty4045
@elguty4045 Год назад
Fuck yeah I love this game
@Connor3G
@Connor3G Год назад
Generate mode = infinite content
@EDoyl
@EDoyl Год назад
26:07 seeing g1 go back to base 3hp was pretty funny
@pavcho2211
@pavcho2211 Год назад
That's g1-211 to you
@Shield_OW
@Shield_OW Год назад
my pog levels are off the charts
@lolmanyeah1
@lolmanyeah1 Год назад
You will never be top comment by posting a generic comment one minute after the video is posted hate to destroy your dreams
@TheRectangularCircle
@TheRectangularCircle Год назад
@@lolmanyeah1 its not about the top comment drabs, its about the pogging
@Shield_OW
@Shield_OW Год назад
@@TheRectangularCircle correct
@lolmanyeah1
@lolmanyeah1 Год назад
@@TheRectangularCircle I'll be damned. You're right.
@Zenith_Guard
@Zenith_Guard Год назад
​@@lolmanyeah1fastest redemption arc of the century stay pogged my dude
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
Hey NL, "cruel" modifier goes *really* hard on a decent vitality heal. Prophet was the red that gave the vitality heals for 5 on left. Had pocket mirror. got confused bc I knew there were reds that had vitality heals. Combo with the item that gives the same sides cruel and profit. As long as you've taken some damage the target'll be below half and then suddenly you heal for a lot.Oh baby. I got units to ridiculous hp values against the dragon with it. It's not always about putting cruel on damage sides :). Lol Dragon fled after a bit lol because i was doing damage while gaining hp overall and being below 50%-75% hp technically (enemies flee if you have 10x hp).
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
Also goes hard on aoe heals but not as hard as a good value vitality side with cruel that gets mirrored
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
Also achievements and maybe items for getting really high max hp lol. I think you got one for 10 hp this game. (The inner strength one). I believe i also got one at 20 and 40 and allowed the dragon to flee but i couldve probably tested if there was one for 100
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
It and having cleanse are probably a way to beat hexia
@kylejohnson150
@kylejohnson150 Год назад
Eucalyptus is the way on the vitality my friend
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
@@kylejohnson150 that's cleanse not vitality
@Inoka01
@Inoka01 Год назад
NL playing generator on hard: 6 loaded sides on all heroes me playing generator on normal: 2 sides on all heroes, 3 total damage sides between all heroes
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit Год назад
I have a 5% win rate on this on hard classic. I have 2 wins out of like 36 attempts. There are people on the leaderboards with a 55 Win Streak. Someone teach me.
@AssistedPanda
@AssistedPanda Год назад
Try and identify if there's common themes which are killing you. you might be undervalueing certain items or keywords or heroes
@mawillix2018
@mawillix2018 Год назад
I wish I knew how to teach you. I guess I'll say some of the more basic stuff just in case it helps you. 1. Don't be afraid to undo. 2. Try to keep every character alive. 3. It's better to kill an attacking enemy than spending your entire turn defending. 4. Look for synergies, and/or downsides. (There's many items and abilities that can mitigate downsides, creating strictly better sides than those without them.)
@Llewellyon
@Llewellyon Год назад
Am I crazy, or is the "can't kill an enemy on the first turn" incredibly weak for a curse? Wouldn't that have been the obvious pick at the start?
@zwergesel
@zwergesel Год назад
It's one of the weaker curses for sure but it can still be very annoying on stages with low health + high damage monsters, where you'd normally want to kill 2-3 of them on the first turn. I wish he'd try some of the weirder curses though instead of rerolling. It's just more fun to have a different challenge every time instead of going for the safe play.
@awesomeone1784
@awesomeone1784 Год назад
I certainly thought so
@smievil
@smievil Год назад
it sounds really annoying, killing off some minion early is nice, but i guess that won't happen either way during some boss fights or tougher enemies. might be quite bad with certain later enemy unlocks.
@FinalBossJelly
@FinalBossJelly Год назад
If you have that and end up on a level with a ton of illusions, not being able to wipe them out turn 1 can lead to you suddenly having a heap of bones, weakness and petrify. Turns a potentially easy encounter into a nightmare. And as NL said in another video, sometimes you're going hard until suddenly you don't.
@Dschonathan
@Dschonathan Год назад
Getting your grip on the action economy by killing off dudes early so the mere dice count is in your favour is a key strategy to winning certain fights. You can play around this curse, but then you get a fight with 4 illusions on top of other enemies and suddenly you're in big trouble
@leejames929
@leejames929 Год назад
I feel like the only way i know the game awards happened is when NL starts complaining about them
@thedandguy189
@thedandguy189 Год назад
He never stood a chance…
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat Год назад
NL passing up the grey upgrade early on upset me genuinely.
@GakisStylianos
@GakisStylianos Год назад
I'd easily bet everything on lose even seeing the available curse options.
@adamh1991
@adamh1991 Год назад
As long as you don't have a kid that wants you to pay attention to the movie/talk about it, then you can just turn your brain off
@Szanth
@Szanth Год назад
Algorithmic engagement
@kadel300
@kadel300 Год назад
Two slice and dice episodes in the same day!!?? Faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!
@benjaminnewell5214
@benjaminnewell5214 Год назад
poggy
@iamflowerless7839
@iamflowerless7839 Год назад
actually huge +2 on NL talking about Game Awards, new categories are necessary, why did god of war get nominated for every category
@seankenny174
@seankenny174 Год назад
Just beat hexia because I took an item (ogre blood I think) that made mana sides becomes dmg sides at x3 value and later got an artificer. Also had an underdog item for another x2 if target had more hp. Slapped her for 24 dmg on turn 1 and my artificer evaporated, obviously, since he took 24 mirror damage. Rest of the battle was a mop up though. Item appears as a wand with a vortex on the end. It goes hard with artificer.
@williammitchell6254
@williammitchell6254 Год назад
The balance to this game is strange. I think its too hard and a little easy.
@jotunn30
@jotunn30 Год назад
with all the love for NL : shut the f up about TGA please...the games you like are niche get over it and this is from someone that is into a lot of the same niche games...like genuinely why does he care so much?only game devs should care this much lol
@ratbaby3107
@ratbaby3107 Год назад
Egg is right about the game awards
@DatBeast18
@DatBeast18 Год назад
Has anyone else experienced their game getting reset? I had like 85 heroes yesterday and now I have 5 with no games played
@Chris-mb3zh
@Chris-mb3zh Год назад
Frozen is overrated. You gotta get her on the Moana train! Have you considered the coconut?
@Kronikman07
@Kronikman07 Год назад
i just looked for the game on steam but can't find it, and I hate clicking links. i don't like the name of that link to steam. What's the name of the game?
@Sigh6130
@Sigh6130 Год назад
It's not on steam
@Kronikman07
@Kronikman07 Год назад
@@Sigh6130 oh. the description says the link is for it on steam
@MegaDerpderpderp
@MegaDerpderpderp Год назад
You can get it on your Android phone too as an option
@elguty4045
@elguty4045 Год назад
I am afraid NL is gonna quit this game because of the negative comments he get.
@DrZnagge
@DrZnagge Год назад
Early af 🎉🎉🎉
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