I play Tears of the Kingdom but attempt to exude general disorder and chaos wherever possible 

fun fact: you use the ultrahand ability by pressing the L button, a subtle nod to the fact that failboat is playing

I love being subbed to failboat and seeing things like “run” and “don’t move” appear

He made a non-kirby-related video. He finally escaped Dreamland.

I love how Rauru is called “owner of the right arm” despite having much more significance than that

Fail is the kind of guy to see Nintendo and say: is anyone gonna eat that? And not wait for a answer

“Run” “Don’t move” Classic Failboat, giving me both entertainment and sleep paralysis demons

Can’t wait for Fail to get curious about the bottomless pit on his way to meet Purah, jump down for a joke only to then get confused shortly followed by terrified.

Imagine hearing thousands of voices in your head roleplaying as a glove instructing you on what to do and saying L for doing something wrong... This is the average experience you'll encounter with Failboat's live chat any time he's playing a game... (ALMOST) Every single time.

The moral of the story is that you don't trust dark hallways.

“So, about the landing…” *crash* I admit, that one got me.

A title so powerful as "don't move" evokes extremely powerful feelings from deep within me that I cannot even begin to describe.

Failboat missed the water twice in one video, really living up to his name

Much like Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda, forced into an endless cycle of reincarnation, Link has now eternally cursed this frog into an endless cycle of death and rebirth as the almightily weak Bubbulfrog

9:39 I don’t usually join the livestreams, but I just remember popping in for a sec and seeing Dan be so happy about making a Skateboard

The chat speaking as the arm made my day. Along with failboat being amazingly funny

The korok immediately plummeting killed me. I was the korok, I'm dead now

Here I was thinking I was evil for throwing a korok off a cliff out of curiosity, meanwhile here is this man giving these poor leaf children new types of trauma

‘Just wait. I’m coming.’ Sir, you have just broken every bone in your body.

“That is an acorn covered in battery acid. That is not just dubious food, I have made cyanide.” -Failboat, 2023

The part where he jumps into the scenic shot and the battle bus sound effect played got me

I wanna hear Link say "Well, excuse me, Princess" in that monotone computer voice.

If I had a nickel for every time a person named Dan tormented a Korok in the new Zelda game, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice!

I love how the titles always change. This was once called "Don't move".

HUGE respect to noteblock for editing all this together! it's only been like 3 days since fail's stream and @NoteBlock has once again, produced an editing MASTERPIECE! thank you for the funny edits :)

Lil chatty talking as the hand is surprisingly in-line with this running joke I have of Link calling Rauru on his hand.

My gosh, Dan. The titles on your videos are slowly becoming more unhinged with each new video. Great job!

That thumbnail is so ominous. So far, so good.

14:17 Ironically I did actually decided to subscribe because of Link raising the subscribe button into the air like that.

The ending is the most "failboat" thing I've ever seen

The cool skater music popping on and off during the mineshield escapade is one of the funniest edits i've ever seen, good on Musiccube

The Gmod-like comedic timing mixed with Noteblock's editing is... Superb!

"you should go back and jam the stick down the robot's throat" had me burst out laughing

Let’s give Muffin Snakes some credit for the thumbnail

I don’t know if sombody has suggested this but I think you should make little chatty into a korok

I was not ready for Jet Set Radio nostalgia to hit like that

17:19 Sorry, but your princess is in another castle

I love watching the streams because the videos have context. For instance, that fall was done in 2 takes, the first one being the one that he stuck the landing

14:42 another happy landing

12:53 this laugh sounds like it could be used in a videogame. Like maybe the antagonists or villains laugh.

I saw the last bit with the skydive coming a mile away and I still couldn’t help but laugh when it happened

17:29 I did this too on my first jump off there Luckily for me though my skull cushioned my fall onto the rock hard ground

6:10 My joy con drift could never

Petition to re name ganondorf “The Dorf”

completed the main story and the majority of the game, so now i feel safe enough to watch TOTK content. excited!

Totk is fun but, i never thought that gramps would resurrect himself and turn my girlfriend to spaghetti noodles. And now my arm can talk.

Ahh, love it when I’m just chilling on a Sunday afternoon when I check my notifications and I see “don’t move.”

14:22 I did not know those existed until Now, some how I missed them completely

I sure hope he manually walks every single Korok to complete them and makes zero devices to help him

Zelda ain’t stuck in the past, her and Link just live in different time zones.😂

"That is not food" Link has eaten red-hot rocks before. He can and will eat anything he desires.

Just by watching these videos enough I knew that FailBoat missed the lake at the end before I even saw it. I just had that feeling.

Cant wait till you see the unspeakable horrors in the desert.

dan spending 10 minutes finding ways to not use a minecart to help the korok is the most normal failboat gameplay ever

“Subscribe if you too also hear voices in your head.” Jokes on you I’ve been hearing them for YEARS!

11:32 new Nintendo game! Breath of the fire! (I can’t breathe :D)

Failboat REALLY wants the “slime move”

Rauru: Link will be our last line of defence. The Legendary hero Link:

5:34 got me rolling on the floor

"Don't send me to gacha hell!" Is extremely underrated lol

I'd like to think when chat talks as the hand, it does that hand puppet thing we all did as a kid.

The "about the landing" and ending of the video both caught me off guard. I knew they were coming. It still killed me.

I haven't laughed like that in front of a youtube video for a long time. I love your content, and the only thing stopping me from watching your streams right now is the fact that I don't want spoilers for the rest of the game

10:15 the new bad piggies game lookin fire

After completing the game and going back to watch this video 1:04 really made me pause because there's two things going on here. Spoilers from here for those that haven't beaten the game. 1. You can see the Light Dragon (Zelda) passing by right as Dan is about to receive the Paruh Pad almost by fate that even from the beginning, Zelda is watching over you. 2. Zelda is about to watch in horror as chaos unfold from the combined forces of Failboat and Lil Chatty XDDD

I WAS THERE FOR THIS! Amazing stream btw!

8:52 This is definitely going to be put out of context…ya gonna eat that CAR BATTERY FAILURE?🤨

7:22 - 7:34 My favorite sequence in the whole video, bar none

Watched this during the church I was forced to go to. Gotta say this massively improved the experience

You're the funniest content creator I've seen in ages! Please make more TotK videos on RU-vid!

The Croc music at 1:46 was not expected in the slightest but It's highly welcomed

"adding terror to Zelda." Yeah, It's called Majoras' mask. It's a masterpiece.

When he got the bird, I was the same but I said “United airlines got nothing on this, time for idiot airlines!” And flew into the sunset 😂

4:20 Failboat when he sees Frox

It makes so much sense now why they played that sad Japanese violin in one of the trailers it was foreshadowing zelda’s “Mission” and the sacrifice she made

The true terror comes from your first encounter with a specific new enemy :^)

1:38 i stalked closer to my prey i grabbed it and SHOVED IT DOWN MY PANTS CONGRATS YOUR FIRST POKÉMON 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

i wanna see more of this, " he said while knowing it would not come"

"Link will be our last line of defense" Link:

It's been a while since we had an official "but some funny stuff happens" video.

Oml I was laughing my butt off with the flying korok 😂

Im forever going to say INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS GO whenever I do something stupid in a videogame

I think this is the first time someone tried sending a korok to space, and then people tried it and posted it. Then even more people tried but then it evolved into torturing korok kind

15:00 POV: You fail to get your girlfriend her chipotle because of the apostrophe and now she's leaving you while Xenoblade Chronicles music plays in the background. Good thing you can just use Recall to get her back and everything is all better again!

I love the tomfoolery this game promotes; I've done so much and barely any of it was important

13:33 omg I did the exact same thing here lol

My 2 favorite things have finally combined! The legend of Zelda series and Failboat!

as someone who’s played through the entirety of totk, almost 100%ing it, seeing fail do what he does in any game in totk brings me both pain and also enjoyment

One of ny favorite things about the new game is that Failboat is playing it over Kirby

i love how this game is gmod story mode (which is somehow not half life 3) and they esculate it perfectly

“And your girlfriend turns into magic spaghetti” “welcome to tears of the kingdom”

“Kirby but death.” I love the titles on videos. Also, I’ve been around for the streams! They’re very relaxing.

Bro I am in my home, alone, in my room. Hearing noises and then I see "don't move" appear on my screen and i actually just ceased motion. Thanks failboat. You scared me

4:20, and that is how frox was born

Link looks good no matter what he wears, that's a superpower

Unhinged honestly. 0/10 frog wouldn’t stick to shield but 10/10 landing

Huh, well, this was one heck of a start, I hope to see a continuation.

Bro whoever made that thumbnail, props. It looks really good!

When I saw you using the mine carts to skate my thoughts went straight to the old club penguin games. Now I know that a thing I will have to try that out because that is really cool

10:32 Failboat has joined the KSP(Korok Space Program).

at this rate I'm going to die of laughter