I Played Stardew Valley Until Everybody Hated Me (128 Days!) 

Shanes Cliff cutscene is literally "I could kms right now and nobody would notice tomorrow." like literally tempting fate about rolling off the cliff drunk

Well shane wasn’t originally a marriage candidate so it makes sense lol

That cutscene made me cry quite a lot

thats why hes best boy

That's just how it is dating an alcoholic

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!! Doing that right now omg goodbye free time hellooo divorces

@@Cakester omg please film it

@@Cakester PLS FILM IT THAT'S GONNA BE AWESOME

@@Cakester I also have an idea of what you can do with Mary Lewis's purple boxers if you're interested.

Ya, I was sad when Alex didn't come to me and Shane's wedding. Lol

But in the girls cutscene abigail will be mad

I realized it's likely a pun on "peer pressure" and I cracked up because of it.

What happens when you blame Pierre

@@werce9120bruh

​@gamersgamestorm8291 they probably still assume you're bullshitting them and still give you the cold shoulder regardless

absolutely. blame pierre 2022

@@Cakester #blamePierre

exactly like he was enabling it

the daily grind :,)

Who would want anything else?

Although, simping is above all!

don’t forget fishing… so. much. fishing.

I don't want to be that guy, but how did she harvest cauliflower on the 6th of spring? Shi take like 12 days

The gossip in the valley must be so dry lol

NAH ESPECIALLY EMILY AND HALEY. hwo are you going to be sisters AND live together and not tell each other anything?????

@@Cakester hahahha

Stuff happens

I always skip ghe event and pretend that they know and are poly

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT. missed opportunity :(

LOL I dont actually think that lowers friendship, though. It really should

@@1ndiebird i think it does by like, one heart each

Yeah the governer gets the shorts In his soup bowl and he gets sick LOL

@@kaylamorello5478 'Adding Mayor Lewis' purple shorts to the soup will result in a unique response from the Governor and Lewis. Friendship with villagers is unaffected in this scenario.' - Offical Stardew Wiki

im so surprised that the girls one was not worse. how did leah "throwing punches" stardew not beat your ass

@@hallow-oda Not just throwing punches... I'm pretty sure the "creepy" option in her 2-heart event ends with her whacking you with a hammer.

Well when a bunch of people are there I guess they won’t

Lmao wait what? How/why?

@@matthiasfoo1217 So when you don't have the rabbits foot, what happened in this video is what will happen. But if you do have it, since it's considered lucky, the cutscene still happens but everyone just laughs it off instead. Like instead of being mad, they're all just like "Haha wow isn't this funny? (:" and they don't give you the cold shoulder after.

Lol, this game is amazing

@@ramseyminto8548 Based as fuck

OH MY GOODNESS

Nice roast

* snif snif * Hm, something's burning?.. Never triggered cheating cutscene, so this will be my canon now❤

he watched me burn the whole town down and didn't mention anything. my #1 supporter

timestamp pls

​@@samu-chan23:28

@@roseixsouda tysm

I didn’t until about a month and a half ago lol! And I never thought I’d still be learning new things about this game but here I am!!

It wasn't originally in the game. I believe it's a 1.3 addition.

Another Easter egg is if you have a rabbits foot on you, you just get dialog of them talking about random things

probably courtesy of DangerouslyFunny. That man was brutal lmao

Is it wrong that I actually feel bad for all of them? I mean I understand that Haley has some issues and she's practically a pretty terrible dating spouse but all the others actually are pretty wholesome and caring even though they have their flaws.

I SHOULD HAVE what a missed opportunity:(

@@Cakester It okay.

@@Cakester you can sell pierre poisoned mushrooms (the red mushrooms) and people will buy them from him and people will talk about the fact they bought them. it's kind of funny

You still can! Give those villagers what they deserve >:)

How'd she harvest potatoes and cauliflower on the 6th of spring?

@@Tylrrpalmrr maybe a fairy came? (sometimes there will be a cutscene of a fairy and they grow some of your crops)

i just laughed out loud in a silent class BUT I HOPE YOURE DOING BETTER NOW they didnt deserve u

@@Cakester so how do I get to ginger island anyway

@@mehchocolate1257 you have to go to willy's and fix up a boat he has in his back room- you can only do that after you complete the community center or joja mart though

@@cheez_bear how do I complete the mart

@@mehchocolate1257 believe all you have to do is purchase a Joja mart membership for 5000 g from the desk in the mart and then pay for the 5 (6?) projects to finish (im not completely sure as i have never went this route before😅)

i expected the joja route to be waaay harder than it was. no shame

Forced kissing vibes

​@@lumix1186 I didn't see it that way, though I see how it can look that way. It probably helps if you like the character and want them to kiss, cause then its spur of the moment rather than forced. Tis all opinions tho

i loved that cutscene and i think my favorite part about it was him checking in on you after it :( i never really considered it might be creepy and i dont fully understand how it could come off as such but to each their own

@@realiplier Me neither, i thought it was super cute

@@realiplier Well partly I think it’s because it’s on a boat in the middle of the ocean so she couldn’t really get away if she felt she needed to

It caused me physical pain

I gasped out loud

I know, I love Shane 😭😭😭

Right? I've married him every save except for one (Elliott lol) and oh my god my HEART 😭 I love him too much, I could never

Why can’t we have both parents? 😔

And if you're a dude, you get cookies in the mail, and if you're a girl, you get cold hard cash.

you can get both lots of gifts if you change your gender later at the wizards place!

@@ethanfox6846 this is what feminists have been working for

Honestly, mad respect for that. It'd be so easy to make that the bad option and make him an awful guy, but I've always interpreted it as a heat of the moment action, and he'd never intend to make you uncomfortable. IMO he's certainly a bit stuck up and vain, but he's a sweetheart and certainly a hopeless romantic under it. Definitely appreciate that the thought was put into that dialogue option

I am the one who cooks

HAHAHA like a little “fatality” comes across my screen and I’m just sitting there like… oh! okay! so they jumped me

Sounds like a good memory :) Glad I could (accidentally) do something like that for ya :)

Aw this is so cool!😍

YESS

Do it

omg did you

I kind of stalk every person I do quests for, so it's not so weird for me, lol. I have, on multiple save files, stood outside Sebastian's door until he comes out to give him whatever item I have for him

Me, with a jojacola above my head following Sam around

Me at 10am in his room with a pizza above my head.

Girl same

Elliott's ten heart cutscene makes me so happy, it's so cute and sweet 😭

@@midnachick97 ikr i hate that everyone’s saying it’s creepy, it’s a 10 heart event meaning you’re together by then. it’s a normal thing to happen, he even checked on you after.

People say YoURe nOT eNTiTlED to a KIsS but like for fucks sake, that's not real life. If I'm dating someone for months and I've been giving gifts, flowers and the like, clearly together, I wanted the spontaneous romantic gestures. I don't want my partner to have to ask permission EVERY time if they can kiss me. Elliot is such a hopeless romantic like from a book novel and I think he's just the cutest because of it.

​@@daddyyahweh9328 SAME like why should he ask me EVERYTIME if I want to kiss, hold hands, or just exist/do anything etc? 😭 like bruh im your partner, not your mother/teacher, dont ask my permission

Shane’s reaction in general and afterwards scared me so bad

Ngl I didn't like Shane for a good while, but after seeing all his heart cutscenes and befriending him he's most definitely grown on me. Seeing him relapse and seeing Harvey, my forever fav, so broken hurt me so bad 😭

by that, will it work if the rabbit foot is in the inventory or you have to hold it out?

@@dr.redacted_ Just has to be in your inventory!

@@novelty7644 nice, thank ye :))

Thank you!! Glad you got something out of it too lol :)

Omg me tooo

You seriously are SO sweet for saying this. And reading all your comments was SO cool and made me feel so happy you could enjoy my videos!! I hope that I provided enough binge-worthy content for you lol! :)

@@Cakester time to play a game muahhaa

I feel that!! I felt like I was betraying Sam the whole time lol. In my main save we are still happily married... He'll never know ;)

I literally love Elliot, we're the perfect couple, he always compliments me, but I think I wanna try and date Shane

This is a whole mood

I feel for you

Shane was the first one I ever married, but he doesn't really get better after marriage, and it was pretty depressing 😥 Like, obviously he wants to change, but he still keeps drinking and generally doesn't have much character growth? (Also, im only replying bc like, maybe you see it a different way, and I wanna know how Shane simps see it, cause I just can't simp for him anymore. He's super cute and I love him, but I couldn't stick with him after it became clear that he'd just forever continue drinking and never sober up (which is what I thought his 14 heart event would be).)

​@@LitLeo5260Honestly, for as sad as it is, unfortunately I can get it for realism. Addiction is a brutal thing to quit. Still absolutely sucks that he doesn't stick to it after marriage, though. Really hope there's a mod out there that adds some more depth to his journey fighting the addiction, especially if you marry him

Same here. :/ She's acting like Elliot was going to rape her or something when he wasn't. What was he supposed to do? Do nothing? Maybe it's because I love Elliot but eh, this video was still funny.

@@DivineSpiritual1989 yeah and she calls elliots cutscene creepy, but with harvey you're in a hot air balloon so shouldn't that be equally creepy? youre trapped hundreds of feet in the air alone with him.

@@rowbee3826 Exactly. Why was all the other ten heart cutscenes fine but Elliot's was creepy??? If she was trying to be funny about the thing, she did a poor job at that part. But considering I have seen her reply to someone who agreed with her about Elliot, she legitimately believed what he did was him being a creep. Apparently she just doesn't like him and went to assume he's just a rapist. Yeah okay. Guess with her, Elliot wasn't supposed to be romantic at all. Good to know.

That's okay. Elliott can kiss me on his boat any day! He's adorable 😍

@@DivineSpiritual1989 not that deep

It doesn't matter because he kissed the player without consent, and they were in an isolated location where they would be unable to leave the situation.

@@DewSocks I like it. I am in love with Elliott and would a spontaneous and passionate kiss 🥺

@@DewSocks its a game. If ur on 10 hearts with him you probably have marriage in mind

yea i’m confused because there are several kisses in the game where the bachelor(ette) doesn’t explicitly ask “can i kiss you?” so why is elliott’s cutscene being singled out? also you have to give elliott a bouquet in order to get the event so you are dating. (which doesn’t mean consent is no longer relevant, but it’s very different from some random guy forcing himself on you)

like, the surprise kiss trope isn’t always problematic! sometimes it’s cute idk!🥺😭

Oh my gosh thank you! I'm glad you liked it!! :)

Rumor has it it’s only a skill those who have played hundreds of hours of Overwatch can master.

his novel didn't sell

@@shampiss2306 & that is his fault how?

@@synodicseason yes lol, it's HIS novel

Me too!!! You’ll always find me googling like what to say during cut scenes for friendship points and stuff like that. It was kinda refreshing to go evil lol!

Farmer's bastardization arc 👺

Thanks!! Also I didn't know you COULDN'T!! My friend told me your cat would get taken away... He's a liar lol

Oh oooh spagetio

I didn't find out until my wife (Abigail) said she did it for me one morning.

@@BoldActionSkitty SAME! i found out about it at the end of the second year

@@TheRealBatabii Wait. What's up with worms in the ground?

HE’S SO UNDERRATED!!

thank you so so much!! i’m glad you liked it!! :)

Thanks so much!! The work was well worth it for comments like these :)

It is funny to see this two years later when the video has 1.2 million views. Sometimes the Algorithm does right.

@@helloofthebeach Agreed!

Aww thank you!

You can’t say this to me, I will marry him and divorce him once he gives me the blue chicken 😈

THANK YOU SO MUCH :) many hours were spent but i honestly don't regret a single one. glad you liked it!!

Thank you!! And I’m glad to see Sam getting the appreciation he deserves :)

Sam :D

I'm glad you liked it :)

he’s underrated!!!

YES

Glad you liked it :)

omg im so glad you liked it!!

Omg thank you!! Glad you liked it!!

aww thank you so much!

i honestly live with this regret every single day

aw thank you!!

Thanks- means more than you know :)

your creepy

@@kayleighgano4452 thank you

I’m so glad you liked it!!! :)

glad you enjoyed!!! :)

happy to have you here :)

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