I played the new Avengers game so you won't have to 

Noice

bling blong

ok

Eewwwww reddit

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Where do you get your fresh memes???

I’m dying to your pfp

Very true. -every Redditor ever

Squiddy The Pun-isher can confirm. Am reddit

As a redditor, I agree.

lemon taco Not just his either. He’d practically go full narrator.

So like spiderman does sometimes?

Ah, like deadpool?

BIG BOI STRIKE AD PROFUNDIS LASER BARRAGE PARRY And of course.... THREE. POINT. (Whatever weapon he's using) COMBO.

like every anime character in every anime I think?

The fact that it's treated like a cool moment fucking hurts

@@codafett it really does

@@toolatetothestory They really thought that was a good moment. Like holy shit.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Thinking about it to this day still cringe

When you read too many marvel comic

Party Thor from What If would definitely say that

@@flallana18 oh my god yes

Your so right

@@chiefbeef3196 ok boomer

@Yoda Funny as him, you'll never be.

Where did Savaj come from? Personally, I think that'd be a way cooler way to spell it.

@@jackychang9148 Same planet as Maul. There are multiple episodes explaining his heritage. Ultimately he was killed by the Senate.

I saw her in a picture and thought they making a game about Dora 😂 until I realized it's an avengers game 👏👏

Dora with the power of Luffy

@@Zeph504 Nah luffy's a good character she got the power of Mr. Fantastic lmao

lol dora has converted races

That’s what I thought when I saw her

If you can't beat them, creep them out.

@Sangram 17 It is always terrible when it is an anti bully monologue

@Sangram 17 Technically yes. Her lines are taken from Cap (Steve Rogers) from the original Civil War comic back in 2006

KAMALA SMASH

Me angy, no talk

@The Agent I mean, every bloody phone has face and fingerprint recognition. Hes a Rich genius guy. Doesnt really add up.

But this isn’t the mcu

@@yelover911 it’s still tony stark.

To be fair, Stark is this kind of person who would probable do that.

Clearly the smartest in the MCU was Korg

@Ludimeel Sorbo I mean doesn’t everybody simp for Merrin?

Taskmaster might just be my favourite spiderman villain, then Dr doom Not to mention how much cooler he looks in the 2014-2016 animated seriesn

@Ludimeel Sorbo Three point saber combo!

@Konrad Crear yeah I wish they added some sidequests with some references to clone wars or rebels

@Konrad Crear Play it on harder difficulty? play it again with different upgrades? play it again just because it´s an amzing game?

That's so true man 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying of laughter!!

Thats so dumb it might actualy be a genius move

Tony does have a huge ego

Correction, Tony Stark a literal genius who is paranoid of his tech being used by evil forces would totally have his password some dumb predictable catchphrase that he sells on posters

his ego is bigger than my balls i expect nothing less

Xobani I mean that’s not very big

Ruins all possibility of immersion for me.

Randall Porter right? threw it all out the window, gotham knights looks the exact same too

@Mehmet Jinadu Yeah, that's definitely a consideration for game balance. But watching this made me feel like the heros were barely more capable than the enemies. It caught my attention immediately. That's not good for a game design, to distract the player from the game. Especially the hulk, you know how he uses bodies like a club? That person should be instantly dead.

@Jay Stew True. So my perspective may be unique or skewed. So if I was to play these games, I would expect my hero to hit normies like a hero as shown in the movies.

@@randallporter1404 Spiderman it wasn't one hit, Batman Arkham Knight it wasn't one hit, God of war it wasn't one hit games aren't one hits kills it's not a anime game it's a RPG game, a game where I level up and progress to get stronger then you get to one shot the enemies u couldn't in the past

Yup

The legend himself is back, but then wasn’t he only gone for a week

Return of the King

return of the meme

no simp september

of course that is a all caps, no number password, because tony is a genius

Security:100

Tony Stark, one of the smartest humans in the world, makes "I am Ironman" as his password. Makes sense

How is logging in with the right password one first try considered hacking (unless it's anything like google then I understand)

@@samkul1699 Because trying to guess the right password for an account that isn't yours, is already considered attempted hacking. It doesn't matter how often you try.

I dont think metioning black is racist 6:47 this is pushing it though

I don't see how the Abu thing is racist either lmao?

@@DanteNeverWaits yeah, i mean abu is a literal character in aladin

I didn’t know that if you mention race in any context it makes you racist

What's racist about the black widow joke exactly?

Me after buying control

@@walo351 but control is actually good tho

is it good?

@@lovrozekic5427 Nope

I feel personally attacked

Liam Milliken art of war

This inspired me to bomb a school

@@raggispaggis2456 nice

"hulk throw rock, hulk big cock" - Albert Einstein

I thought the addition of karate kid was pretty cool. (Cobra Kai is the rival karate gang)

Yo havok

Almost as bad as for honor’s story mode

The mary sue thing is pretty accurate the way this plays out

Ah yes another story ruined by forced diversity

@@veoxius6770 What kind of an agenda?

Chill it's not a Ubisoft game

Every superhero back story

True American heroes!

They bombed the bridge I think most of the civilians were dead after that

You say civilians, they say, target rich environment

Do you think they were still alive by the time they arrived?

Aidan Huntington ahem, *target practice*

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

Indeed there is.

Return of the hope

where does it say that?

Grandmaster R2D2 attack of the hope

*sad droid army noises*

Bro did he make a halo 3 reference?

Discount Sentinel program rip offs

You were the chosen one

You got no father...

@@jakubgrzybek6181 nah , midiclorians are his father

I think that was all of our first thoughtd

dont you have any younglings to kill?

it was inhuman if anyone cares

@@guhanyuvaraj531 funnier than this shitshow

Funny and uncomfortably true

@@delta2372 Not close to true. America isn’t a racist country. Actual racists are pretty hard to find. That is unless you’re one of those that calls everything racist.

@@psychicpotato1327 that's not what I meant or how I interprited the comment, I interprited it as america is actually going to be brown in a few years is how I think his comment is going to be taken

😂💯

Literally

Thing is, she’s a real character in the comics.

It’s like Lancelot being added to the Aurthurian Legends

@@pixwool Yeah, and she's written like a shitty Marvel Mary Sue in this game

Your going down Skeletor!!

*proceeds to call him Skeletor*

Shit had me dead when he said skeletor

Yup he sure says that… in the video… mhm… we all watched it

He does this almost every time and it's still funny to see

Haha same that was great.

Great minds think alike.

Whom?

You know what they say, probably, "everything is connected in some form, especially when we don't see it for what it truly is."

Bruh I laughed so hard 😂😂

Spider-Man is a solo story driven game.

@@LarryBonson As this game should have been

If only it was.

@@SpiderPotterFan it's fine either way just more content

@@jeremycathey326 yeah im with you on that one forsure althouth i wish there was more story focused stuff the co op missions and grinding gear adds some good times with friends

Joking aside. That's so inaccurate.

@@nathanieldiaz5254 bar a couple of films, it's pretty accurate.

@@joshuak5798 Give a few examples please

@@nathanieldiaz5254 Iron Man and Ant Man. they have the same plot: A multi-billionaire has unique technology and a power suit. His bald enemy, who used to work for him but was fired, tries to overtake his company and ruin him. Said enemy copies his suit technology and uses it to fight him. They also both have an after-credits scene where the sidekick looks at the suit they'll wear in the sequel.

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Iron Man is about Tony Stark redeeming himself from his sins and all the damage his company has caused. Ant-Man is about a father who will do anything to be with his daughter again. Yeah sure the plots may be similar but they're in no way the same. Neither Obadiah Stane nor Darren Cross were fired from their companies and Iron Man's after credit scene has Nick Fury setting up the Avengers, not War Machine. Iron Man is a redemption movie while Ant-Man is a heist movie. You see how people like you just say they're the same movies without actually paying attention?

-A few at Coachella who has good taste

Oasis has literally 20 other songs better than Wonderwall

Morgoth The Real MVP you’re damn right, there are far better songs than Wonderwall and Don’t look back in anger

Let There Be Love, Stop Crying Your Heart Out, I'm Outta Time, Songbird, Supersonic.. just to get started

Champagne supernova!

I read this as it happend

teddy Field fckin same

i lost it when he said that

Matthew Orellana same

Someone: *"Accidently" Drops Something.* Oogway: There Are No Accidents, This Was On Purpose, There Is No Such Thing As "An Accident".

But ever since the last time they've met!

I think you mean Task Manager, clearly.

Maus Mouse ?

*Skeletor

Objective controller

I like taskmaster :,(

@@williamkuzio5162 I've never seen him but he seems really cool

Objective overseer

Taskmaster, or middle management as he's more commonly known

You dont suffer you thrive

The Office US Reference Syndrome is a joke, Jim. Millions of netflix users thrive every year.

He could save others, but not himself

@@PaladinHD Truer words never spoken.

@@emiliodelbozo3155 Ironic.

🤣🤣

Or “my right gauntlet” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Big oof lmao

Or himself

@Ai'la Ashworth Tony's classic comic stories from back in the day involved alcoholism, politics and sex. They couldn't portray that so they just made him a cringey one line character lol

The whole game is like that. The dialogue is so damn bad

I recommend watching the story on RU-vid, it is quite decent.

@@jeeristueo3539 it looks alright

The entire storyline is like that if you make it it through the whole thing 💀

The fuck is 1D

I am sad that "Rule #1, kill them before they kill you." didn't become a sun zoo quote

*Sun Tzu

@@ZAH33D you must not be part of the zan clan

Illegal Aliens have super powers to go invisible.

- Speedy Gonzalez

Is she the character that keeps getting rebooted?

Her comic was pretty decent from what I've seen, but this game just tried to be so politically correct, it was painful. I love Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Cap, they're all fun. I honestly have more fun tho watching Tony and Bruce have their hardships with each other than I do watching Kamala grow into a hero. It feels very Mary Sue-like and kinda underwhelming.

@@eggy8730 Kamala in this game is just a fan fiction self insert

@@eggy8730 I tried the comics. Hated them because they weren't even slightly fun or interesting to read, like a really shitty self-insert fanfic.

Imagine this game but you’re just a custom character and you choose what power you get from the Terrigen Bomb things, you could create a new superhero just by playing a game

There not even funny

@@Misery7531 THEY'RE funny.

Obi locking the one clanker in jail and it just going "ooooh...." is so sad.

I ORDER YOU UNDER ARREST. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE. GUILTY OF USING THE C-WORD WITH A HARD R WITHOUT C-WORD PASS

Y'all better watch that hard "r"

Hello there

Are you referring to Clanker from Banjo kazooie? If yes, then i like to say that Clanker is not a robot, if he was then he would have mechanical parts inside him but Clanker have real flesh and organs, it's more like metal is merged with his flesh

*Surprised Pikachu face*

bro i luv ur name

🖕I agree with the guy above me

@@shapetick4096 Why the middle finger?

@@morganbeatboxerman3774 wait oh shit i meant to point above me not the middle finger

15th now 🤣🤣🤣

@@thekillbot500 not even on a gaming video are we safe from abuse

@@SmoothOperador haven’t seen as much hate towards Spurs then I have towards you lot, these truly are strange times

I’m probably gonna regret saying this but I’m a Man united fan

And then win the FA Cup get knocked out of the Europa League by some minows Repeat

Your*

Kevlord Fixed 😅- Russ

This guy is a G!!

*Correction always been a G

Thor looks like the guy from AC Odyssey

Sir i’m gonna have to ask you present your C pass

@@starman6392 *runs in guilt

He always apologizes after saying C*******

😂😂😂😂😂

At least cl*nkers seem to have personalities.

Tony Stark was able to build this suit in a CAAAAAAVE! With a bunch of scraps!

Wish iron man

The writer is probably an internalised tumblr girl

By ‘literally a Wattpad story’, do you mean there was already a Wattpad story out there with the same plot (in which case, link plz), or that it fits what people publish on Wattpad?

@@LiquidSandwich both probably lol

It didn’t hit me until she said that Tree line or sum heresy.

@@youokboi8556What do you mean by"wattpad"?

oh no no no nooo

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Awww man you're so lucky.

😳

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Congrats, youre Booster Gold

An actual Intellectual He’d probably do it for the costume too.

ah deadpool minus the cancer got it

Dank.

@DIAMOND ACE Dimitri, from Fire Emblem Three Houses

Christopher Marlowe ok.

@Christopher Marlowe AHAH YOU FOOL CONOR HAS 7 LIVES

Or witcher 3

Sim

YeS LMAO

In all fairness last time Tony had access to that site was 5 years ago

In all fairness it isnt even his website how do you use two step authenticators on platforms that dont have theme?

@@FreekyPower you clearly never worked in your life

@@melangalade you kinda dumb?

you are the ones making dumb comments on my joke comment, but yeah sure, I'm the one who's dumb

Just going to drop a slur like that huh

@@Dontworryaboutit961 at least he didn't use the hard "r"

CLANKERRRRR

Awesome Beast reported

Hope it gets better so my wallet doesn't try to kill it's self over the purchase like anthem. Lol

@@user-xt6ix4ui9m true but it was the last bit of trust I had for bioware so godamn it I'm gonna talk about it till the pain goes away. Lol

I was hyped for the game. It's very disappointing to see how much of a rush job this game was :(

@@JustapErson yup, still has it's fun moment in the gameplay imo. Still could of used alot of extra TLC though and mabey a better story protagonist then khan.

Justap Erson yeah some stuff were rushed but not everything I mean it was in Production for 2-3 years so yeah that’s pretty much good for what they did in this and since it is a on going Service Game. Ik ik „On-gOiNg SeRvIcE gAmE“ and that, it’s true that there not that many Bosses (TaskM, Abomination,M.O.D.O.K, the one Big Spider Bot and the Quinjet like „boss“) but still we have to wait probably about 2-4 months to see how it plays out and yeah there is not that much to do rn but yeah I just hope it gets good. Just need to have patience since I’m waiting about 2 years now for this Game.