I predicted the exact time of my daughter's birth using science and data - from Just For Graphs 

at least not accidentally

@Sdtok underrated

Guinea pig:Why was I born, daddy? Scientist:Science experiment

To suffer

for the data points

woah, she is so nice

probably she took the injection to abort, i mean, to give to birth. another abort in the world - likes the father....

Could you rewrite that?

At 50 she was like : you better come out now make daddy proud of his math shinanigans!!!!

Ummmmwo that’s not how that works

Munjee Syedd I knew it was going to be good at that point

Especially a Parker square...

I'm really curious what that segment was about... And what WAS that thing he drew

Brett he drew a Parker's square, which is almost a square but not quite. Check Numberphile channel for Parker's Square.

Was that already a thing three years ago though?

nah these were boring

**looks at ABCDE** (pronounced like ab city apparently)

i dont like clowns.....sorry aboput that,

@@lkkjhtemmexv1838 Who said anything about clowns?

Funny how??

Nice one

@@lkkjhtemmexv1838 probably sucks hating yourself then?

Matthew Cecil *puts some change in the tip jar*

*like jar

Multiplication via division

Matthew Cecil MITOSIS

@@DanielHJeffery Lol

@Matrix29bear OK matrixbear

@Matrix29bear who hurt you

@Matrix29bear I would rather name a teasable name and coach on mindset to deal with insults.

@@egonics2068 😂👏

Aster isn't a constellation

Asking the important questions!

(a comment just to get notification if this is answered)

Exactly what I was thinking...I need answers! (Congrats on the baby though!)

important question indeed

I was wondering that as well

yes! never

In 43 months and 23 days at 5:47pm

even i can do it, it's Feb 29, 219,895,116

320 December 2020

Oh yeah it's after the heat death of the universe, you're gonna get hit by lightning approximately 14 times before winning it

That's mean.... I laughed anyway... Now I feel bad :(

LOLOLOLO

😂😂😂

For a moment I read "in your pants" I thought, dude! you don't tell someone his newborn child sounds like an STD!

Tom Stephenson yeah, semen

Zachary Taylor I didn't get that joke :/

@@arpithamariam2636 It's been 2 years... Is no one going to explain it?

@@huberduberdoo Lol. Guess we will never know

@@arpithamariam2636 First he says "I'm not going to be upstaged by a square," implying that he is worried that the square that Matt drew is getting more attention than he is. Then he says "and that thing that he drew," which implies that Matt himself is the square and he doesn't want to be upstaged by Matt (and the square that Matt drew). In this case "square" meaning something like "dorky conformist loser" in American slang

Denis Ryan I’d love to give the sentence ‘drink his lunch’ to people without adding context

He must be 2 years old now :)

Really, what is it called?

drvanon I think you misread this he said there needs to be one not that there is one already

Sounds good but it doesnt work like that. It was just pure luck that it actually worked the first time. Thats why he didnt put up the real time for the second baby, it just wasnt right. I mean think about how easy it would be to predict birth if that was true - it would make a lot of things much easier.

@@leocurious9919 bruh can u atleast provide evidence? or r u just gonna deny and say its luck?

@@jackomnms3399 What do you mean, evidence? If it was THIS EASY to predict the time a baby is born and also THIS precise, you wouldnt have women in labor for >24h and shit hitting the fan. What do you think why the midwives told them its too soon? Because they dont do it 500 times a year and the whole medical system doesnt know even the most simple correlation? No. Its simply not possible to really predict when a baby is born. Some take less than 2 hours in total, others struggle >24h. And its not one cause, there are lots of things that can delay birth. He (his wife) can be very happy that it was a very quick birth. Most births are not like that. Even after the first stage (active phase, full cervical dilation) a lot of things can delay the birth. So even at that point you cant tell when the baby will be born. This is WAY past the point of having regular uterine contractions.

God damn that' s quality

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

It was looking kinda dumb

with her finger and her thumb

Passion and full knowledge helps a lot.

​@@xyanide0101 I don't think overly serious presentations are that effective. Sprinkling in some comedy helps a ton with maintaining the focus of your audience. Especially with boring presentations like experiment reports etc.

aaaaaaa

parker birth

"Little errors"

Mr Nerdy golden

Parker square wave, am i right, mr 555?

Abdullah Mohd. Khan Truest thing ever said.

I wish everyone was that honest i wouldn't even mind buying some more for that

Jake Jones yeah.. I think he didn't said because he got it wrong..

@Matrix29bear HAHAHA

Jake Jones 20:55, which is 8:55pm

@@account4345 That's the first baby's estimated birth. The second's (Aster) estimated time was 18:15, but he didn't confirm the actual birth time.

you're*

@@JorgetePanete Thanks grammar nazi! Don't know what'd we do without you :)

Letter L oh ok, why don’t we go back in time, to the original English? Doth not speaketh liketh yond! yond is the ruin'd language!

@Letter L Doth not speaketh liketh yond! yond is the ruin'd language!

He showed on it that she was 1 minute later than predicted(but error bars) if I read the graph right. Getting it right within 1 minute is quite amazing.

+Master of the universe thank you!

Amazing

Haha thats cool man !

Hotel : Trivagoooooo

+Matthew Wilmshurst thanks Matthew!

KASA yeah but it would be a lot more useful if it automatically calculated the expected time of birth

Do you mind sharing your Excel ?

Pun definitely intended

Pain.

The DVD... not the baby... :P

Same question. Did you find the answer?

Same question.

The third member is Helen Arney. I don't know if she has her own channel, but she's shown up on a few others.

GOD DAMN IT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

I would quite like to know this as well.

Insert tab -> Charts

It is a simple banana curve fit. Cavendish, in particular.

Comparing orange graphs to bananas is a fruitless endeavor.

+StraightOuttaJarhois I think Matt and Steve would be proud of that

bobidou23 contractions timer, it says so in the description.