I Produced Fake Genres: Sea Shanty Step, Elevator EDM, Future Blues 

oh my god

i love how extratone is a EDM genre

elevator raves

@@Ottie_Coll EDM is any song produced electronically

@@Ottie_Coll oh lmfao

I don't get it...

@@baptiste4996 If the elevator drops it's gonna be bad for the occupants

@@baptiste4996 An elevator is a platform or compartment housed in a shaft for raising and lowering people or things to different floors or levels. When in use, the occupants of the elevator would hope to reach their desired floor without dropping, or falling freely to their catastrophic death. In the highly unlikely event that you’re trapped in a totally free-falling elevator, without any of the numerous safety features found on all modern elevators, there’s basically zero chance you’ll survive. If you’re intent on trying to survive anyway, the best bet for survival, according to Eliot Frank, a research engineer at the Center for Biomedical Engineering at MIT, is to lie on your back in the center of the elevator. Why? “This will distribute the force of impact over the greatest area of your body so that no particular part of your body is subjected to the weight of any other part of your body.” Even if you lay on your back, equally distributing body weight in a crashing elevator, you could still be harmed. The crashing cabin may fill with broken parts and debris during the fall. Many of those shards would be dangerous; they could even impale you. When Betty Lou Oliver fell 75 stories in a plummeting elevator, the small compartment collected an inordinate amount of debris. If she had been laying on the floor, her body would've been crushed by stray particles. The disconnected elevator cable actually coiled near the bottom of the shaft and softened her landing, though. What does it feel like to die in a free-falling elevator crash? It feels like nothing at all. As neuroscientist David Eagleman explains, our brains are so slow that we’re basically “always living in the past,” so falling at more than 55 miles per hour down an elevator shaft will likely be painless. As the Mythbusters test showed, your head could get ripped clean off, so it would be a lot like dying a horrible death in a car wreck - you literally won’t know what hit you. The fatal results of such a fall, according to Eagleman, won’t be perceived at all by your slow-ass brain. It takes, for example, 150-300 milliseconds for the driver of a car in a head-on collision to even be aware of what happened. Around the 70 millisecond mark, the crash is already over. So dying in a falling elevator would basically be a fun ride followed by a painless death.

@@OrdinaryPigeon1 thanks, I took the time to read this and now i have developed a fear of elevators

@@cormacfinn5246 "...without any of the numerous safety features found on all modern elevators..." It's almost impossible that you could ever end up in that situation today.

absolute legend

True hero

Absolute bad ass. May you be blessed my dude

Elevator EDM

glad u enjoyed dad

Both of you are literally the same people

If VR is your dad then does that make him my grandpa?

@@welcome2bishu this just confirms my theory that Bishu is Eliminate and Virtual riots child but he took more on VR's personality

VR x Bishu collab??? 😳😳😳😳😳

Hahaha 100%

Maybe Dharma records too lmaoooo

dude it dropped so hard

it had no business bein that good lmao

RU-vid Omar Varela my guyw... it's not an original concept

it was the wellerman song sample

Bro up here savin lives:)

Man's got da sauce

thank you so much

wish one piece was used for the sea shanty step tbh

@@itzEspeon i was thinking he would have used One Piece too but the imagery on the one he chose was really good too

*one step at a time ;}

Jordon Staite I meant he’s turning each fake genre real doing one genre at a time. But your version also works.

i can smell fake genres album coming real soon lol

Fantom Thwt would be pretty gamer

What’s up mr drinker

True I mean they're only "fake" because no one has thought of them before

@@randomchannel323 Piratestep has existed for a couple of years

Youre a god

the biggest homie right here ^

W

yes please

future country man, future country.

I thought elevator EDM would've slapped if it wasn't so heavily memed on

Honestly sea shanty step is fucking a dope idea

for me Elevator EDM already works

It's a reality now, and it's this one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DbBN6ipKQkU.html

petition signed

Signed

What’s the anime?

@@boloreynoso3054 Vinland Saga

Lol same I be in Logic Pro using flex to line everything up and I takes so much longer

medieval moombah lives rent free in my head

YES

I feel like I need to make that now

"Smoking up in Amsterdam and I'm feeling well" "AND I'M WAITING TO DECAPITATE YOUR ASS IN HELL"

On god with the sauce my guy

lol

@David Reyngoudt LMAO

was thinking that too

It's a real thing now actually ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-a2Mfro50Fps.html

and ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rJwsaJ2VCFA.html

@@koyangtsai Oh my god thanks I thought I was the only human who saw this video and knew about Aweminus' classic Sea Shanty

even tho the song and story dont fit at all xD

YES!