I like how Jin-Gitaxias managed to get through the "too transcendent" category, the "holier than thou" category, and the "morally bankrupt" category, but couldn't make it through "just nasty".
"You can bring wine, you can bring shots, but you cannot bring rhinos to my house. Too much party." --text of a Spice 8 Rack shirt that I absolutely would buy
Thraximundar: too much party Everyone knows the saying “paint the town red,” but when your name literally means “he who paints the earth red” that might be a *_bit_* too much
somebody unimportant Well, you just have to be sure to keep a towel on you. That way anybody who'd discover you or your journey would assume that you simply "lost" your other equipment, and thus will provide you with things such as food, water, a blanket... _ok we're done here_
Yeah! Wonder what he's up to nowada- "Champion of the Perished *He rose from the graf for every cobbler, tanner, and fool who'd been slaughtered in the parish-and they rose and shambled after him."* ... Oh.
I wanted Squee to be an option... QnQ Yes he is immortal, but he's a jolly little lad who still carries his 300 or so year old toy around! Imagine the conversations to be had! :D
The fact that you ranked Gonti highly and disqualified Yahenni is a travesty. Yahenni is a party animal yes, but can have a nice meaningful conversation and their pov was the best part of the kaladesh story.
thats probably because Yahenni has a too short lifetime. When Yahenni was born from the aether in Kaladesh yahenni got like 4 years of living, thats what you would get max from the friendship, IF she didnt drain living beings to get only about 6-10 days, killing them and causing extrodinairy pain to Yahenni and the 'victim' and they wouldnt really do it because their death is so 'important' to their life. Yes, Gonti is an aetherborn but he has an aether heart wich will make him last at least longer then Yahenni without killing living beings And would, probably, be doing crime rather than die.
Worth mentioning that Emrakul always cheats in chess when she's losing, and has a bad habit of taking your property and turning them into eldritch horrors.
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Jhoira is indeed conscious that she's immortal, but Squee just says: "Fuck it! I don't care if you die eventualy and I don't, at least we had fun together and at least I'll get to keep your stuff when you die."
Kari Zev (along with the other characters that have pets) are like those people you don't really like but just hang out with so you can play with their pets. Kari, I don't care about how many ships you stole this week I just wanna play with Ragavan!
True. Also: He's always ready to bargle (which could mean anything from partying to just hanging out, to teaching you about the wonders of Urborg or eating several boars or horses).
She’s apparently a sore loser, though. Jace played chess against her in a mental plane once, and when he gained the upper hand, she turned all her pieces into little soldiers that butchered all of Jace’s pieces. All while making the king look like Jace.
Hazoret as a card is exciting. Hazoret as a CHARACTER is a pawn of Nicol Bolas. Also she had a really unfortunate name for the font they decided to use on Invocation cards that year. Hazoret the Pervert CANNOT come to my house.
I definitely know why Xira Arien is out "A regular guest at the Royal Masquerade, Arien is the envy of the Court. She appears in a new costume every hour"
This has nothing to do with the video but since this is the only mtg channel willing to make a 33 minutes long video on goblins i'm saying it anyways We need: - a video for each other tribe that represents a color A.K.A merfolk, elves and zombies (i think humans aren't that representative of white) - a video that serves as a multi planar travel guide P.s. keep up with the quality, love this channel
How to survive Innistrad: Just get a spark and get the hell out of there, there is nothing good to be found on Innistrad, the plane itself doesn't like you, give up
I've always wanted a dragon friend but it would be nice to have one that you didn't have to hide all the time soooo... Chromium Rhuell. Elder dragons likely have lots of good stories and he has a history of both befriending and protecting humans as well as a number of long relationships. The unblockability and shapeshifting seem very fun and he can be a human on command so he can do regular humanoid things.
Rofellos?! Oh, hell no. He'll invite you to a party at his place and his cousins will break your legs because you stepped on an acorn during your 30-mile hike through Llanowar forest.
I'm sad that Heptra wasn't a decent candidate since one of her gimmicks is telling bad jokes and puns and honestly um surprised u didn't relate more to that
I have read just about all the MTG novels up to around the Scars of Mirrodin Cycle. And the whole time I was watching this video the one person I could think of who wasn't a giant piece of shit who had zero big glaring weaknesses in any facet was totally Rofellos. You actually fucking NAILED it Spice. You have quickly become one of my favorite RU-vidrs not just because you are extremely entertaining but because you are genuinely great at speaking and tireless research. Well done sir. Well done indeed.
I think you are woefully underestimating the friendability of Cromium. Dude is a traveler, a trickster, a friend to all and has some crazy interesting facts to share. Plus, he's one of the only characters who you can both ride to work on and also invite inside to watch TV with. 10/10 would get matching friendship tattoos.
@@danshesafighterholdhertigh609 Maybe for the whole life-sucking aspect? But that was used out of reluctance and only temporarily to help people in danger, soooo idk.
28:52 I mean you say that artifacts are only so cool, but tbh she'd shoot to the top of the list for me. I love me some museums and theorycrafting about the past, as well as some spelunking that she'd keep me alive through. Frankly man I'd say you're missing out.
Wait, wait, wait one second! This just crossed my mind but if Slobad didn’t sacrifice himself then Glissa would have never been corrupted by the preators, his sacrifice doomed her to a fate worse than death. That’s fucked up...
The 5 goddamn star dragons of kamigawa betrayed all other kami to protect humans out of the goodness of their heart, kokusho didint fall in combat for some British meat puppet like you to throw them all together like your average kami and not the gentle and caring beings they were, I hope you get frostbite you jester of bad choices
36:25 I believe she's from old Tarkir. If the butterfly effect holds true, she doesn't exist anymore. But that hasn't stopped Narset, Taigam, etc from being born, so maybe Elsha is still around on Tarkir.
I knew that when you said "almost every angel" in the holier-than-thou category (with which I had conceptual problems with how the bar on that was set but nevermind) I just knew that if anyone slipped the net it was Tiana and I was so sad when she fell at the literal final hurdle before the top rankings.
Where the hell is Ertai? I didn’t see him get the cut. The guy kept the portal open to save his friends and then slaved away under an oppressive regime only to fall in love with a phyrexian emissary while returning a semblance of her humanity. Sure he fell to darkness in the end of his story but he’s still a totally rad guy.
The issue is that this is being taken from their last appearance on a card, and Ertai’s last appearance on a card was him being a complete fucking bell end and torturing Squee repeatedly to death.
Y'know, I almost objected at Jazal Goldmane, but the problem there is that he'd just be the friend who you like.... but you always want to hang out with his brother instead, and constantly has stories about how cool he is. Which, is great at first but then you just kind of feel bad when you hang out and you aren't sure if it's a good thing to ask if Ajani's in or not as one of the first things you ask. It's not like he's a bad guy, it's just that Ajani has the best stories and it's hard to compete with him on that front. That and he's one of those people who would put way too much stock in horoscopes. Gets a bit irritating that.
Wait, you didn't said anything about chulaine, the teller of tales. THE GUY LITERALLY JUST LIKES TO LIVE LIFE AND GATHER STORIES AND THEN CHILL HOW IS HE NOT COMMENTED??
there's nothing wrong with being a "Ruin Sage." that doesn't have to be a bringer of ruin--if i were a particularly dramatic archaeologist i might call myself a ruin sage.
phelddagrif is questionable. I mean he was finishing quests, so he had to understand accept and finish them. Suprised that Karn, Saffi Ericksdotter, or Sisay wasnt mentioned. Barrim is also ok i guess. Still, Roffelos is a good Choise. well ok, Karn became a Planeswalker later, so maybe thats the reason.
"Squee has learned that intelligence and common sense are two very different things. This matters little, however, for he has neither. Fortunately, he doesn't know what he's missing."
