I Read Strange Aeons X Classically Abby Fanfiction 

We can be happy together strange even if we are different I know we can be so happy living a modest life in America together

How To Write A Lesbian Fanfic In A God Honoring Way

plot twist: classicallyabby actually ghostwrote this fanfic

If Ben Shapiro doesn’t show up as a character to pull the cliche “stay away from my sister” bullshit then I’m gonna be low key disappointed

The person who wrote this really be like “ I know I’m going to hell but I want god to hesitate.”

"She was like AOC except not at all" is comedy gold

Theory: Cindy is the author self-inserting themselves as a cupid-like demon creature

“I gotta find the classic woman whose classic earring got caught on my long furby’s fur in Tim Hortons” that sentence was a rollercoaster from start to finish

So there was no scene where Ben Shapiro confronts you at the wedding about you marrying his sister? To bad.

I call this Ship, ✨Classically Strange✨!

''she was like AOC but not at all'' being YOUR pov is the biggest plot twist of this century

The way Abby would be offended beyond words by this piece of art LMFAO

"It's just Girl Defined Kristen, we're safe." Are we????

“Your furby very long lol” “That’s kind of his thing” 10/10 flirting lines

"it's just 'girl defined' kristen, we're safe" is a brand new emotion

the fact that the story is from teya’s pov and she’s complimenting abby every 2 seconds has me convinced that abby definitely wrote this fic.

As a Tim Hortons employee: we are the farthest thing from baristas. We're "team members"

I love how in the cover art implies that strange aeons is the lberated feminist and abby is the tradwife, and abby is wearing a trans pride pin alluding to the theory that abby is just post-op ben shapiro. such a dense image in context.

she was like aoc but wasn't is the most cursed description of classically abby ive heard and now idk if I wanna laugh or eat glass

It’s official now, Cindy is the worlds newest plot device.

I feel like Cindy is going to slowly become a character that ties fanfic of RU-vidrs all into one single universe

American micro-aggression: calling Tim Horton's workers baristas

Drinking game: Take a shot of your hot beverage of choice everytime she says "hot beverage"

It’s hilarious that they use her real name in the description but in the actual fanfic they just name her strange

"I do look like an unhinged person who just runs around in a cloak" Yes. Yes you do

Abby's Gonna Lose Her Sh*t When She Finds Out This Exists 😭🤣

It wasn’t until the end where she said “I’m ready about fairies fucking” that I realized that Cindy was withcindy and I about died

"My name is actually Strange" "Ok, that's a mean thing to say about yourself, but what's your name?"

This is both very distressing and very intriguing.

“She was like AOC, but not at all” Bruh, that fucking sent me. I mean, the whole fanfic did that, but that in particular was the breaking point.

The word “garfachino” makes my brain ascend to a spiritual level

Of all the shitty fanfiction I've read... this is both horrifying and spectacular

"My name is actually Strange and you ran into me at the coffee shop this morning and your earring got caught on the fur of my furby Thursday I didn't mean to crash your panel like I did uwu" Fantastic pick up line. Won't get them reaching for the mace at all.

“I Read Strange Aeons X Classically Abby Fanfiction” _Science class can wait, this cannot_

The Tim Hortons barista is Cindy? Like readwithcindy? Who runs a successful tattoo shop with her canine cyborg bf? What is the world of RU-vidr fanfiction?

"I need to know how a furby holds a hot beverage" sheer force of will. pure psychic power

The only way this could have gotten even better is if yall had met at GarfieldEats Edit: nvm they go to “The Garfield cafe”. False alarm. Everything’s okay.

thursday's using veggietales rules for his black coffee

I love that the gays don't hate Classically Abby they just wish she was a lesbian lmao

Nothing like reading fanfiction about you wrapped in a big gay snake

"I'm never going to read fanfiction of myself again" - looks at open office, sighs and clicks "do not save"

"why am I wearing a cloak" why aren't you

i'm just honored to have made a cameo in the fanfic

I don’t know which thought is weirder: that if you and Abby got married Ben Shapiro would be your brother in law or that you could go on 90 day fiancé

The reference to AOC...the fact that Abby is Ben Shapiro’s brother....and Ben Shapiro craves AOC feet pics.... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!!! A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!!!!

Americans think Tim Hortons is Canadian Starbucks confirmed.

"sleep with my phone in my bed like a creature" wow i didn't need to be insulted like this today

When you’re so starved for sapphic representation that the title vaguely intrigued you because what if Abby gets character development-

The scariest part about this fic is that its actually not garbage agghh

“The little guy on your shoulder was adorable. Very long.” “That;s kind of his thing” This is HONESTLY a masterpiece

At least one of these fanfics has to feature Ben Shapiro as a villain.

the title is terrifying and i am ready to be cursed

nothing has ever appealed to my aesthetic sensibilities nearly as much as a button that just says "TEETH?" on it

Cindy in this fic is just Sans Undertale with a punk aesthetic

Honestly love all the little "mistakes" like Tia's name being Strange, the Garfield cafe, and Tim Hortons being a fancy cafe. The fic exists in its own little fictional Canada and I need more of it.

"What is real, what is fake? What is fan-fiction, what is reality?" - William Shakespeare

Tim Hortons doesn't have bells nor baristas. We have underpaid teens with the position "front cash"

I see long furbies having VeggieTales powers, where they hold things but they KNOW they don't have hands.

The real question is, how does her girlfriend feel about the fact that she has the same name as one of the girl defined girls

The kiss reminded me of the mavis x rapunzel “it’s okay I’m a lesbo” meme AFAKDVDJDFDC

Strange Æons x Classically Abby fanfic after this 📈📈📈

Thursday doesn't need hands to drink coffee. As long as he has the will, he can do anything.

the idea of a timmies being a cute lil' coffee shop is absolutely hilarious to me!!! It's like calling Mc. Donalds fine dining.

i had a stroke reading that title oh god it really is a tuesday isnt it

I feel like what Americans need to understand about Tim Hortons is, yes, it is technically a coffee shop but, it’s a “coffee shop” in the sense that Taco Bell is a “Mexican restaurant”. Edit: I feel like my comment comes off a little harsh, but I do like Tim Hortons. I just think that their hot beverages need a lot of work, and that’s kind of a bad thing for a coffee shop? I’m not a fan of coffee in general, so maybe I’m not the best judge of this, but I think that there are three good options when it comes to Tim’s hot beverages and they are: 1. The apple cinnamon fog (really most of their teas are fine I just The foam that comes with having steamed milk) 2. The regular Hot chocolate but only from specific locations and never from downtown because I have gotten sad flavourless brown hot water too many times and now have trust issues. (also, for your own sanity never drink the last mouthful. It’s not worth it) 3. this one might be a little niche, but the seasonal sugar cookie white hot chocolate that was out in like 2015/2016 I loved it, and I am very upset that it never came back.

“a helpful eldritch demon” is how i’m describing cindy from here on out

OP: “The barista waved” My Canadian Ass: “Who calls a Tims worker a barista?” Teya: “I don’t think we call them that…”

you read WHAT

"This video is sponsored by me and my button factory" is the level of amazing we should all aspire to be.

homemaking cursed pins is truly peak lesbianiacal behavior catch me buying literally all of them

readwithcindy making an appearance was not something i expected, but its welcomed

"i need to find the classic woman whose classic earring got caught on my long furby's fur at tim horton's" is my new favorite sentence. senior quote.

I cannot even imagine reading fanfiction about myself, you poor poor soul

I swear "Teya does RU-vid for her career" needs to be your about or bio on something

oh to be a long furby coiled around a hot caffeinated beverage

The only fanfiction that matters

teya: a nice, cream coloured sweater me: an ice cream coloured sweater???

Furbies don’t need hands to hold things. They just hold them like the vegetable i veggietales hold things, just vaguely floating next to them

It’s the romanticizing Tim Hortons for me 😂😭

6:45 Ms. Teya Strange: "With what hands?!" Thursday: "I hath telekinesis." 8:12 Cindy has all the jobs ever. Girl's gotta pay her bills. 11:08 Teya masquerading as Classically Bethany in what is essentially a modest fashion show is incredible.

"Imagine if I slipped into a Function of Beauty sponsorship right now" ngl minorly disappointed you didn't.

Cindy, Strange Aeons and Classically Abby: the greatest crossover ever

Just tell Americans that Tim Hortons is Dunkin Donuts, not Starbucks.

As a canadian, there are three acceptable reasons to enter a Tim Hortons: 1. You're doing a road trip in the middle of nowhere and need to pee. 2. It was your turn to bring snacks to work and you forgot to buy something decent (this is why Timbits exist) 3. You're at YUL airport and everything else is too damn expensive.

“Gotta get back into chaacter as me” That is quite possibly the best sentence I’ve heard all day.

"I'm just kidding. Imagine that?" That line fuckin' sent me to the astral plane holy shit

im trying to get swept away in this Sapphically Abby alternate universe but im getting swept away by that top (i have to clarify i mean the shirt) (because we're all gays and ive made this mistake before)

Why is everyone ignoring the part in the middle with the website that said "His name is actually Strange Æons"

This reads like one of those Posts-from-a-darker-timeline nightmares.

I love the fact that people use their youtube names instead of their actual names “Abby Classic” and “strange” just sent me

It’s so cool that she has made it now possible for furbies to hold things with the birth of her daughter. Now the fan fictions that have furbies holding things aren’t lies or far fetched. She’s out here doing the most really

This video is so much more important than understanding algebra

Strange Ænos reading this: furby arms??? What??? 🤣 Abby reading this: horrid 😭😠😰

David Lynch needs to direct the adaptation of this fanfic.

The disguise should have been a black wig and the fake name should have been Jessica.... It was right there

It took me a whole five minutes to remember that classically Abby was not Girl Defined lmfao

“Why does Cindy sound like every spam automated email” 😂💀

i'm imagining thursdays voice as like a really deep british narrator voice and it improves this whole experience x1000

fucking incredible. this feels like a strange aeons season finale. That twist ending, damn

You know what? I’m going to ruin my YT recommended and post the link to this video and the book in Abby’s comments.