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@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
hi everybody, there are mentions of su*cide/s*lf harm in the video. it is not graphically described and it is only referencing the plot points in the book. please watch with caution.
@andrabook8758
@andrabook8758 Год назад
please do more on the damn incest plots...bc i'm so sick of them being everywhere... (yes, I am thinking GOTs)...
@ojqnuoymik
@ojqnuoymik Год назад
I absolutely can't with the fact the main character is named Corvina lol big Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way energy
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
you know i’ve never read that fanfic but i’m gonna have to cause it sounds amazing
@Caterpillargirl99
@Caterpillargirl99 Год назад
I was about to comment this too lmao
@morganwentworth2041
@morganwentworth2041 Год назад
I named at least 5 online rpg characters corvina when I was in 10th grade
@Akanesatu
@Akanesatu Год назад
Hell, even the title is giving major "My Immortal" vibes. Ah, yes, the goffic "Gothikana", as opposed to the totally uncool "Prepkana".
@Brohan97
@Brohan97 Год назад
This comment unlocked a core memory
@heroofthewinds7765
@heroofthewinds7765 Год назад
When you said "The love interest is kept intentionally vague to disguise that he's a bad character," my mind immediately turned to this quote from Terrible Writing Advice: "The love interest should be kept brooding and mysterious, which I'm using to veil the lack of details I actually have on him."
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
this was exactly the issue!! he has zero character depth he’s just hot.
@Siahnette
@Siahnette Год назад
Reader : Well, love interest was as blank as a store mannequin... Author : You were warned beforehand and thus cannot issue any complaints. Reader : Still would have preferred a bit of personnality to latch onto... Author : It was INTENTIONNAL (therefore totally justified under the laws of ART). Not my fault if you don't have sufficient imaginations to project your wildest fantasies on this blank canvas. Maybe I'm not the bas author, you are the bad reader for not getting it.
@destroyerinazuma96
@destroyerinazuma96 8 месяцев назад
There's a Japanese visual novel (Grisaia) where a well-meaning author kinda falls into this trap with their protagonist. Said protag is by no means a bad guy, bit by trying to keep him mysterious the author gives waaay too litle info and when he gives some it is done waaaay too late. So you spend your time reading a novel about Mr.Black Box of whose motivations, hopes and dreams you know almost nothing about, and this hurts the story.
@Crisjola
@Crisjola Месяц назад
@@Siahnetteand then the authors get _alllllll_ bent outta shape when someone comes along and projects something truly wild onto the love interest in fanfic (say, making them a villain lancer to the MC.)
@dotkiarika1026
@dotkiarika1026 Год назад
Lmao her eyes being purple and her being bullied for it is peak tumblr Alexandria genesis type beat
@komos3719
@komos3719 Год назад
Throwback of pain
@creed8712
@creed8712 10 месяцев назад
She’s a daughter of Cadia. She should know how to fight back
@laurasalo6160
@laurasalo6160 9 месяцев назад
I babysat a little dark haired girl in the early 2000s and i swear to god, she had a violet hue to her dark eyes. I think her name was Victoria, if i remember correctly. A really striking little girl. Edit: lol "hugh" sheesh 😆
@terezastejskalova3135
@terezastejskalova3135 Год назад
This book is a prime example why Im just avoiding booktok recommendations altogether. They always hype it up to be some life changing creation and it just ends up giving me flashbacks to 2013 wattpad :D
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i usually don’t review romance books like this but this one took me by surprise lemme tell yah 😂
@screamingopossum7809
@screamingopossum7809 Год назад
I have the same feeling with Booktube. I've read 3 of the highest rated books on Booktube and ALL 3 were whopping 1 stars. They just SUCKED at either trying to get across the message they were trying to get across or just weren't good books. I don't understand how people gushed about the books at all, when I saw literally none of what they saw. "Oh this romance is so cute." -Romance is literally an abusive relationship. "She's strong" -Character is self centered/entitled and incredibly mean.
@theturtlemoves9171
@theturtlemoves9171 Год назад
@@screamingopossum7809 you gotta find people who's taste align with yours, don't take random recommendations from any stranger
@screamingopossum7809
@screamingopossum7809 Год назад
@@theturtlemoves9171 When you're 17 and have no friends that read, the best thing is to take recommendations from RU-vidrs who have the same tastes. I'm 24 now but that didn't stop younger me from trying to expand her horizons only to be thrown into absolute DS recommendations.
@nijohn12
@nijohn12 Год назад
because that's literally all these books are what's crazy is how many books on wattpad are published now or just skip the app entirely and go straight to publishing because they think this is what people want now because of booktok. I remember when I was younger reading wattpad and only some of the BEST stories were published but now it is soo common ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@naomistarlight6178
@naomistarlight6178 Год назад
I wish my mental illness made me magical instead of just tired, lol
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
dude me to!!
@sabrinachang6287
@sabrinachang6287 Год назад
Honestly same
@no_title0w0
@no_title0w0 10 месяцев назад
Ah yes the magical powers of ADHD/j Same here lol
@justmaddiereading
@justmaddiereading Год назад
As a 28-year-old, I SPOKE to a 21-year-old for an hour the other day and it aged me four years.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
they are a different breed!!
@kristyw89
@kristyw89 Год назад
I'm 33 and I swear I never feel older than when I talk to early 20 somethings. With kids, it's not as noticable because I've obviously felt "older" than children for over a decade, but now I am feeling "older" than legit adults and I'm like 😮‍💨
@LiterallyScarecrow
@LiterallyScarecrow Год назад
Are we that bad lmaooo
@screamingopossum7809
@screamingopossum7809 Год назад
I'm 24. I talked to an 18 year old and I felt old.
@trashpanda3544
@trashpanda3544 Год назад
I'm 25 in college and everyone in my class is between 16 and 19 and I feel like an uncool mum trying to be hip with the kids.
@naomistarlight6178
@naomistarlight6178 Год назад
It's always being bullied for a beautiful trait like purple eyes too. Hollywood ugly.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
it’s wild like no one does that jeez
@belsanempress5585
@belsanempress5585 Год назад
As a Peruvian person the fact that the main character’s name was Corvina really sent me. Homegirl’s named after fucking ceviche.
@galena_bismon
@galena_bismon 11 месяцев назад
necesito confirmación de cuantos más latinos se rieron por la primera mención del nombre de la prota
@ellendallanora7404
@ellendallanora7404 10 месяцев назад
​@@galena_bismoneu ri que nem uma possessa quando eu ouvi aquele nome. Meu irmão e meu pai fazem corvina pra janta toda a vez que a gente encontra uma pra comprar.
@patyluna821
@patyluna821 10 месяцев назад
Yo no sabía que la Corvina era un pez, xD pero el nombre sonaba como un forzado "CUeRviNa" 🥴🐔
@lohaye3260
@lohaye3260 8 месяцев назад
​@@galena_bismon😂😂😂 I get a good chuckle every time I read her name.
@lohaye3260
@lohaye3260 8 месяцев назад
​@ellendallanora7404 Sim, a autora não teve nem a decência de pesquisar nomes.
@liviiblahblah4359
@liviiblahblah4359 Год назад
The fact that there's a playlist at the beginning of the book and how the "romance" is portrayed, with a side of problematic "edginess", makes me 100% sure that this originally published on Wattpad
@NothingOfNoteToSeeHere
@NothingOfNoteToSeeHere Год назад
The title sounds very Wattpad as well.
@pathetic-pisces
@pathetic-pisces Год назад
I was just going to say it gives bad fanfiction vibes!
@blackrosejinx5563
@blackrosejinx5563 Год назад
And the fact there was a playlist in the damn book 😭
@derpydevilolidk
@derpydevilolidk Год назад
@@blackrosejinx5563 I know like what kind of books tell you what you should listen to when reading the book it just sounds so ridiculous and weird 😕
@skyhideaway
@skyhideaway 11 месяцев назад
not to mention the clearly self-insert protagonist who is an edgy pick-me with purple eyes
@cur1ouscatf1sh
@cur1ouscatf1sh Год назад
I’m shocked that the book didn’t open with the actors the author was imagining for each character and polyvore outfit boards for every chapter. It has that kinda vibe
@skyhideaway
@skyhideaway 11 месяцев назад
insert a picture of avril lavagne with a caption: "if u dont know who dis iz, get outta here!! xD"
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo Год назад
So from experience from this happening at my school, dating a student is not a jailable offense if they're 18 or older, but it is a fireable one. The reasoning being you're in a position of power and can be using that to manipulate or coerce them into it, or you could be giving them unfair treatment such as giving them all A's without them doing any of the work. That's the reason the government teacher gave us for why it wasn't allowed when we asked him, anyway.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i’m really hoping you mean college but yeah it’s absolutely a position of power and should not be abused in the way this book portrays.
@Graycata
@Graycata Год назад
One thing that bothers me about seeing that kind of relationship (in fiction anyway) is that there is A LOT of emphasis and pushback on the postion of power thing. Regardless of whether that is actually happening or is a normal relationship (what ever normal is). It's still understandable to be fired over.
@jessicaable5095
@jessicaable5095 Год назад
Curious if it's also a rule between a student and teacher who have no academic connections to each other. Like one teaches a completely different subject to the one the student is taking
@olganovikova4338
@olganovikova4338 Год назад
@@jessicaable5095 in college, it is frowned upon but nothing will happen unless there are allegations of SA or other serious misconduct.
@spacebar9733
@spacebar9733 6 месяцев назад
@@jessicaable5095 then that is fine. Usually the school would just make you switch classes if you begin dating your teacher.
@rodrigogascagomez5190
@rodrigogascagomez5190 Год назад
I'm sorry, but "corvina", particularly in Spanish, is the name for a species of fish, so I'm going through this video picturing the main character as a fish in a dress
@realmcarthy
@realmcarthy 10 месяцев назад
Don’t forget her black lined violet eyes!!!!
@siberyuswithengard7364
@siberyuswithengard7364 5 месяцев назад
The sailor analogy is pure gold
@lordtyger9
@lordtyger9 4 месяца назад
Corvina is also a known name of a fish in English in Southern California
@kaworra
@kaworra Год назад
the dog adoption at the end was the final straw for me. it’s like finally something normal happened, but you can’t believe it at all.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
it’s so fckn random!! these two can’t possibly know how to support themselves much less a family and pets!!
@tsifirakiehl4250
@tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад
I pity the dog.
@katie750
@katie750 Год назад
Omg the playlist at the beginning of the book is giving me war flashbacks to wattpad fanfiction
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
it was a rough time 😟
@breemlew
@breemlew Год назад
@@alilbitmads And just for the record, as a romance author myself, I have not and never will refer to pebbling nipples. Ew. Lol!!
@justmaddiereading
@justmaddiereading Год назад
TWO PAGES LONG
@Strannik01
@Strannik01 Год назад
*wattpad* fanfiction flashbacks? As someone whose mind went to "ffn/LiveJournal fanfiction flashbacks," I feel positively decrepit now.
@exomake_mehorololo
@exomake_mehorololo Год назад
I read a lot of fanfiction on AO3 and Asian Fanfic. I've read stories that are masterpieces compared to this drivel and other books that get published 👀 and they are written for fun with no aim to be published. How does this crap get sold for money 🙄 and why does anyone pay for it??? They don't know about sites where you get that for free?
@TheAdarkerglow
@TheAdarkerglow Год назад
"Of course Zombies sound like crazy fantasy to us now, but one hundred years ago we didn't know what cancer was. I'll take my nobel prize now."
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
you truly might be on to something there
@ledafrost
@ledafrost Год назад
"This guy isn't a red flag anymore he's a confirmed predator" girl omg that is too funny. Great review! The University setting sounds like an excuse to just get these people 1) into the right age bracket and 2) isolated, because . . . romance?
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
yeah idk why mountain school settings are so popular. seems like a logistical nightmare in the making.
@billuraral1870
@billuraral1870 Год назад
@@alilbitmads Hogwarts ripoffs, to be honest
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад
By a weird coincidence. Apparently RuNyx's first book was called "The Predator" (seems to be a mafia romance but's still funny to heard out of context)
@Sailormac2
@Sailormac2 Год назад
It isn’t even a university - they just offer associates’ degrees. WTF????? That’s a community college!
@littlearies3862
@littlearies3862 Год назад
I swear the main character was probably supposed to be, like, 17 but the author was told by someone that it would not be a good idea.
@loveaaliyah.7134
@loveaaliyah.7134 Год назад
I avoid booktok and booktube recommendations with dedication. One of my biggest gripes with dark romance is the fact that these authors keep the descriptions of the male character vague and minimal then try to pass it off as the male character being mysterious(which readers will eat up). Like no, he's not an enigma he's simply a poorly fleshed out character who the author put minimal effort or thought into.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
this pisses me off too! the love interests motivations are always just "hes hot and he likes the protagonist" the objectification is gross!
@julienneparks3471
@julienneparks3471 Год назад
I'm yelling, these names are straight off a names pinboard 😭
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
very can i have “most emo names for 500” please 😂
@lefandomtrash7746
@lefandomtrash7746 Год назад
The more and more I hear about trash romance books like this, the more I think about that one Tumblr post that says something like “You ever read a book and think to yourself ‘Wow, they really let anyone write these days.’”
@mynamejeff3545
@mynamejeff3545 9 месяцев назад
Fr fr bring back illiteracy
@raptorkvn
@raptorkvn Год назад
I am definitely adding a random piano in the woods to my Dark Academia story.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
do it!!
@realmcarthy
@realmcarthy 10 месяцев назад
Now I’m imagining a wooden piano, covered in vines and moss and fungi, playing a sad and haunting melody that nobody will hear…
@seanboggs215
@seanboggs215 2 месяца назад
If it starts playing in the middle of the night, the explanation should be that it's being played by squirrels.
@illusiveaxeman9164
@illusiveaxeman9164 Год назад
There could be so much mystery around how the school keeps running if it 1. Doesn't charge intuition 2. Offers full ride scholarships to everyone 3. isn't well known. Like. There's so much mystery in that premise alone to instill intrigue and tension, with the reader and characters wanting to find out how the school keeps running.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
the setting was vaguely cool but it never got explained 😭
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад
Not gonna lie, when she mentioned that most students were teenagers my first thought was "this college is just a cover for vampires to get blood of virgins or something"... apparently it's not, but there's also a prequel in the works so, who knows?
@illusiveaxeman9164
@illusiveaxeman9164 Год назад
@@Mario_Angel_Medina OHHHH that is a GOOD PREMISE!!!!
@housecatwithadegree
@housecatwithadegree Год назад
@@Mario_Angel_Medina I mean, free university at the price of some blood is a lot more appealing than it sounds.
@foetief9095
@foetief9095 9 месяцев назад
gothikana 2: money laundering with my hot professor❤️❤️❤️
@PeonyT-fb1hl
@PeonyT-fb1hl Год назад
While not "illegal", it is an ethics violation to date a student. My graduate university had a workshop for teaching assistants and one of the things they went over was "Do not date your students". Followed by "Seriously, just don't do it."
@sterrenkijker
@sterrenkijker Год назад
I have a working theory about why main characters are bullied in these types of books, and it's because it is an easy shorthand to garner sympathy from the reader. Obviously, bullying is bad, but to me it feels like a lot of these authors don't know how to make us sympathise with the main character any other way
@losj3020
@losj3020 Год назад
the way he calls her "little crow"... I know it's supposed to be a sexy condescending pet name but literally the middle grade book I love has a (grown man) villain calling the protagonist (a little girl) that and I felt so icky hearing that in a romance novel 💀 I know it's not the author's fault but goodness me what an unfortunate coincidence 🚶‍♂
@s4turnn524
@s4turnn524 Год назад
was the book morrigan crow by any chance lol
@losj3020
@losj3020 Год назад
@@s4turnn524 yes! It was supposed to be an uncomfortable moment given the dynamics in the book and seeing it in a (questionable) romance work really doesn't help :|
@katharineeavan9705
@katharineeavan9705 Год назад
As much as I stand by the fact that some of the best stories I've read are fanfics, the love interest calling the main character "little" something (usually bird, often a specific kind of bird, or occassionally some other kind of animal. Always something with infantilising vibes though) reeks of fanfic. It makes me cringe and actually kinda ruins the story every time I see it in fanfic, so I live in painful knowledge of how common it is. I have the sneaking suspicion it's usually teens writing about full grown adult characters calling the character the author relates to kiddy-fied nicknames, but I have no evidence to prove it.
@neilcicieregamybel0ved
@neilcicieregamybel0ved 11 месяцев назад
it reminds me of people calling their partners "kitten" for some reason
@elfodelputoinfierno
@elfodelputoinfierno Год назад
The only story booktok ever recommended to me that was genuinely good was The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Even a broken clock gets the time right twice a day ig lmao
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
the one and only book that i’m glad booktok embraced fo sho
@sin3358
@sin3358 Год назад
That and Madeline Miller. I wasn't a huge fan of the Song of Achilles but Circe is my absolute favorite
@Mila-sw2ns
@Mila-sw2ns Год назад
The background of this book just sounds like one of those " pov you're studying in a haunted library with ghost " dark academia playlist wth the same three piece of Chopin... I adore Dark Academia as a genre but honnestly the sheer misunderstanding of this genre and simplification of it by tiktok is exhausting.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
no but like nail on the head this totally is one of those videos 😂
@TheBookCourt
@TheBookCourt Год назад
I've never even heard of this, but I enjoy listening to you rant. And I read a book recently that had several lines about a guy "ramming into her cervix" during the sex scenes, and I kept thinking how non sexy that sounded.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
hoooww did someone write that and not think "eehh maybe not??"
@onelovelylilidiot4959
@onelovelylilidiot4959 Год назад
Ouch ouch ouch
@tidaaa
@tidaaa Год назад
Was this written by a man?😭
@mittag983
@mittag983 Год назад
That hurts so bad lol
@cgi_angel6001
@cgi_angel6001 Год назад
That sounds painful, and honestly??? Misogynistic and abusive and sexual assault-y... Tf
@Ivymyoungwrites
@Ivymyoungwrites Год назад
1) she didn’t know how to write a 21 year old but made her that age so 18 didn’t cause a fuss 2)Hogwarts meets Crimson Peak lol 3) Christian Grey? That you? Oh..no just Gerald: carePiper CJ may get pissed someone else is stealing that story as well!
@dumbysoup9011
@dumbysoup9011 Год назад
the fact that a PROFESSOR took a student somewhere in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of a storm where shes trapped in his car (also knowing how sheltered she is, and that this is her first time) wants to have sex with her, is supposed to be sexy??? that’s a predator 😭 especially when one girl went missing and one died after being near him (i didnt finish the video yet)
@jewellie4707
@jewellie4707 Год назад
So like I only ever knew Corvina as a type of fish so every time you mention her I'm just picturing this open-mouthed silvery fish with a black wig.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
this….is excellent and im mad i didn’t go through the whole book thinking she was a fish 😂
@cowboy4323
@cowboy4323 Год назад
gross, another ableist "she has schizophrenia so that means she can see ghosts and magic!!" trope. but wait, "actually shes not schizophrenic, shes just Gets Better and is no longer schizophrenic at the end" double doozy. I swear they never want actual schizophrenic/psychotic characters, they just want characters who are "magic but its misinterpreted as mental illness." besides all the yuck of the book, I enjoyed this video! thanks for posting :)
@NRB_EndArc
@NRB_EndArc Год назад
When you said that she has purple eyes, I had to take a second… Wattpad war flashbacks…
@djxjdjjd955
@djxjdjjd955 Год назад
I agreed with almost everything but the depiction of an all-consuming love. I love to read poems and books about people wanting to slither between ribcages and sleep inside hearts, metaphors of consuming each other to the bone, etc. Like THATS MY JAM lol. But I don't really crave for my relationships to be like that, because I am fully aware some feelings in books and poems are enchanced to sound better in pages but that in real life would be pretty unhealthy and not pleasing to feel at all.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
oh no i love that shit too! but this book made a distinction multiple times that what the characters were feeling Wasn’t Love. it was ✨Madness✨
@cosmology124
@cosmology124 Год назад
Average Bones and All fan
@eriskalliste
@eriskalliste Год назад
So...this is Crimson Peak fanfiction set in...today? written by a then-28 year old male who is completely and undeservedly stuck on himself. I'm calling it.
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад
I didn't find any confirmation of the author being male or female, so you're probably correct
@georgethompson913
@georgethompson913 Год назад
Probably a woman author, the most misogynistic authors tend to be female.
@La-PetitMort
@La-PetitMort Год назад
@@georgethompson913 female...🤨
@Freyalovesmusicals
@Freyalovesmusicals Год назад
@@La-PetitMort yeah…. Tbh I think saying female or male in this context is just gross
@depressedpigeon1257
@depressedpigeon1257 Год назад
​@@georgethompson913this sentence would be grammatically correct if you switched "female" with "women", just fyi
@aperson4607
@aperson4607 Год назад
I’m 21, this is literal nightmare fuel.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
agreed!!!
@souumcorvo
@souumcorvo Год назад
Her name choose distracted me so much! My brain just made this funny association because "crow", the bird, is "corvo" in portuguese so Corvina just sound a very obvious choose to a character in a dark academy book. Also my name is Ravena (the "Brazilian version" of Raven) so... Sorry, this made sense in my head. 😅
@La-PetitMort
@La-PetitMort Год назад
you're practically sisters
@unsightedshadow2780
@unsightedshadow2780 8 месяцев назад
The fact that there was an actual name that meant 'raven' or something similar that was uNCoMmON and SPeciAl, and wasn't the species name for a fish...
@Erdosign
@Erdosign Год назад
If Lani Salem had only waited a few years and worked on gaming TikTok instead of the bestseller lists...
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
this such an excellent point and now i’m so very glad this didn’t happen 😳😂
@falsegod8792
@falsegod8792 Год назад
Don't give her any ideas! I'm sure she'd still try it
@caitlynnstryker6467
@caitlynnstryker6467 Год назад
This is the best comment! 😆
@superskh
@superskh Год назад
Under a better author, I can see the "us understanding ghosts in the future like we used to not understand schizophrenia" being a criticism of the changeling myth because some descriptions of changeling children is just early signs of autism that people in old cultures demonized. But that... would be a tricky subject to handle even for someone aware of that connection of mental illness/myth/the supernatural. And this author seems to have a poor understanding of mental illness period, so.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i really enjoy Gideon the Ninth and how in a sci-fi world ghosts and necromancy are interwoven by science but its all pretty clear that its fantastical. whereas this author seems to want to use mental illness as superpower but also refuses to diagnose the main character because then they'd have to make it accurate.
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад
I'm not a religious person or a believer in the supernatural, but that phrase struck me as condescending. Maybe it was unintentional and the author just didn't thought of the implications of what they wrote, but the fact that the peoples of the past thought schizophrenia and other mental illnesses had a supernatural origin made think that the character was saying "maybe in 100 years we will know what mental illness makes people believe in an afterlife just like we now know that is a mental illness what causes people to act 'possessed'..." I don't know
@laurasalo6160
@laurasalo6160 9 месяцев назад
She finds a piano in the woods. ...piano.... staircase... It's a regular Creepypasta.
@raynethescribe2772
@raynethescribe2772 Год назад
Omg same about the phrase "nips pebbling", i hate it so much! Mostly tho bc... tmi, but I associate that phrase more with being way too cold than being aroused. So unless they're wearing tank tops in below freezing weather, i don't wanna hear it. Actually even then, I don't wanna hear it. Just, leave the nips out of any situation until they like, have a use
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
it’s crazy cause like who is aware of their nips like that?? sure if it’s cold i get it but like Please No 😳😅
@kohakuaiko
@kohakuaiko 4 дня назад
I was looking for this comment 😊
@EyeingThoseCobwebs
@EyeingThoseCobwebs Год назад
A grad student with English as the major bro who let this man graduate it's like he's speaking in tongues every time he opens his mouth 😭😭
@exeal440
@exeal440 Год назад
this feels like the netflix's sabrina and fifty shades of gray met and had a baby
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
see that almost sounds like an intriguing premise whereas this garbage was just Not It.
@chainyoukai
@chainyoukai Год назад
I can't with the book's title as "kana" means chicken in finnish. Makes me think of a gothic chicken. The fact that the main character's name is Corvina doesn't help
@soapie1959
@soapie1959 Год назад
BCBCHFHUIEJO
@rosie2401
@rosie2401 Год назад
I would 100% read a book called gothic chicken
@REDACTEDbox
@REDACTEDbox 8 месяцев назад
those all-black chickens that exist
@juliakalinina9676
@juliakalinina9676 Год назад
Ok, a shameless plug-in 'cause I just can't. I also watched Leo's review and me and my bff decided to make our own review (in Russian, though). I've studied this book meticulously, I have notes on every page. And I can tell you my professional opinion: this is the most hilarious and the most terrifying book I have ever read. It's hilariolus 'cause the author had no idea what she was writing about. My favourite example is the location of the library. Do yoy know where they keep all of their precious books. IN THE BASEMENT. Of an old castle. It feels like the author actually doesn't know what will happen if you mix books and hummidity. Vad (girl, just call him Vlad, we know you want to) talks to Corvina like a pr0n actor. No one I know talks like that during s*x! He always reffers to her "pussy" (not once there was a word "vagina") like it's a separate entity. Like, imagine your partner saying "You're a siren, but I'm a pirate. I'll impale you with my ship!" Like. Dude. No. Please stfu, you're killing the mood. But if you think for a minute it's actually a very scary story. Forget about the teacher-student or the age gap. I know age gaps even bigger than this and people are living happily together. They are both consenting adults. The problem is in details. Her situation (schizophrenic mother, isolation, voice, neglect, bad geneology) must had left her traumatized beyond belief. In real word she'd have had CPTSD. But then she finds him. She literally imprints on the first atractive man she sees. He is her hero, her strength, he gave her a little attention she craved for. However, he has all the money, all the power, expirience, influence and etc. He forbids her to interact with other males (which a gigantous red flag). But we never fancy a thought that he can fall in love with other woman. He's a womanizer (and the SH*TTIEST English teacher ever), that very probable. What would happen to her if he left her like a boring old toy?
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Год назад
The "fanfiction with the names changed" vibe is strong in this one... also, when it says that most students in Corvina's age-group are arround 17-19, is reffering to her classmates in freshman year, right? Because the way she describes the book makes me feel that the college doesn't exist beyond the handful of classes the main character takes
@bro.that.is.adorable.2633
@bro.that.is.adorable.2633 Год назад
This sounds like The Love Hypothesis meets Babel in the weirdest way
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
you…aren’t…wrong? but omg both of those books are so much better in so many ways.
@zoot9393
@zoot9393 Год назад
Mental illness is very real and should never become a plot device to exploit and belittle for a novel. Comparing it to the supernatural phenomena is much like how they stigmatized it in the 19th century. Also, sex being able to fix all problems is a very much flawed 19th view. This book is beyond toxic. Your reactions and opinions are priceless! Can't get enough of your videos!
@kohakuaiko
@kohakuaiko 4 дня назад
Author should have just gone with supernatural mistaken for mental illness on all counts. Mother hears voices - - spirits, not schizophrenia. Dad ends himself "to protect her" - - Mo, the spirit guide. Other voices whispering to the lead-- ghosts wanting her help seeking justice. Noone is actually crazy but the townies think they are
@TravellerZasha
@TravellerZasha Год назад
I'm writing an academia story and I agree, major red flags even for a fantasy school. Like to the point there's no reason to go to that school except for the love interest and even then would one want to go? I'm going to keep this video in mind while writing my academia story. I'm 20, i've seen my peers be youthful and immature at times, although one things I find about this age is you realise you have a lot of adult responsibilities and you have to act mature in those moments. I also have mental illness and how it's depicted here, just no. I also don't have a car, nor grew up with one and i've ridden in a car more times than her. Like girl have you never taken a taxi? In the city?! I think what would've fixed this book (plot wise there's too much that needs fixing), is if this was a mystery thriller and the main character is either a detective or a student who's studying crime/law and we watch as they investigate and expose this red flag school. Maybe she is tempted by the love interest and either she uses that to her advantage to expose the school or falls too deep for the story to turn into a tragedy. The twist isn't even that good. Or maybe I just didn't care as much. For an academia book though, they really don't study in school that much. P.s this isn't relevant but that quote behind you is so inspiring i'm gonna include it in my vision board.
@Sailormac2
@Sailormac2 Год назад
A mystery school nobody’s ever heard of in the middle of nowhere puts up strong red flags - the logical conclusion should be that the school is a front to lure in sacrificial victims for a Satanic cult, a la Suspiria.
@dreamiinotdream730
@dreamiinotdream730 Год назад
When you got to the end I was so confused I was like “Wait, where’s the romance? They just fucked a bunch of times and talked about their childhoods.” They came off as frenemies with benefits that I legit thought I missed something.
@alexb9969
@alexb9969 Год назад
This book has FOUR STARS on goodreads fi; people like their unrealistic fever dream
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
for real when i was reading it i kept checking the reviews continuously thinking i was being pranked
@alexb9969
@alexb9969 Год назад
@@alilbitmads nah gurl but recommending these is dangerous as now the lingering curiosity to pick it up eats away..
@shinumi85
@shinumi85 Год назад
The part of the vasectomy, the "clean" and the sex talk from... Vad? Reminded me of My Dark Vanessa, and we all know that book is about a predator and his victim coming to terms with the fact she was groomed and abused and that her relationship with (guess what, her English Teacher!) was not (again, IT WAS NOT) a romance for the ages. So... this book basically took all the tropes that are HUGE 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩and tried (I haven't read it and I will not) to make it a romance...🚩
@ann-gt4hh
@ann-gt4hh Год назад
The minute you said the school only offeres AS degrees I lost my mind. Look- I can believe a spooky cult school gets all its money from alum but not if it’s only an undergrad school??? Who’s making bank with just an AS? Who remembers AS schools fondly enough to want to donate???
@realmcarthy
@realmcarthy 10 месяцев назад
Personally i think that varenmore is a drug smuggling front which is why it’s still open and so crappy :)
@mynamejeff3545
@mynamejeff3545 9 месяцев назад
​@@realmcarthyOrgan harvesting, I think. That's why all the "students" are basically high schoolers (to make sure their organs are still in peak condition) and why people keep dissapearing or dying mysteriously.
@mynamejeff3545
@mynamejeff3545 9 месяцев назад
​@@realmcarthyOrgan harvesting, I think. That's why all the "students" are basically high schoolers (to make sure their organs are still in peak condition) and why people keep dissapearing or dying mysteriously.
@chloeedmund4350
@chloeedmund4350 4 месяца назад
This is just a degree mill but somehow catches rich people in its net.
@surelylune
@surelylune 6 месяцев назад
you know a booktok takedown is good when the video is age restricted
@Merve77772
@Merve77772 Год назад
I am only 2 minutes into the video but I just thought that it is a shame that a bad book has such a pretty cover😂
@Harleyxjokerforever
@Harleyxjokerforever Год назад
Right? The cover gorgeous!
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
tbh i totally got it cause of the cover and the potentially making a video was just an added bonus 😅
@Val.caligari
@Val.caligari Год назад
It's a common thing with books nowadays, pretty cover shitty book
@aleamilr
@aleamilr Год назад
I’m begging you to do a deep dive on Hunting Adeline. TikTok loves it but I read it and it was just straight up qanon fanfiction??? Evil Jewish-named elites drinking the blood of children in sex rituals? But it’s a romance about a woman getting fucked by a stalker? It’s so so so wild and I’m always like ????? When I see it on peoples “best romance novels!” Lists.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
AYO…thank you for the rec this is going on the list because DA FCK is that synopsis???
@jans.g6033
@jans.g6033 Год назад
Ohhh boi that sounds like a fever nightmare, can't wait to see a review of that (cause I'll never buy a booktok novel haha)
@elvingearmasterirma7241
@elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад
*Squints* Im sorry what??
@lllivivien56
@lllivivien56 Год назад
Hahhaha the haunting adeline is soooo bad
@umuu2
@umuu2 Год назад
Ayo wtf 😭
@greenoatmealandham
@greenoatmealandham Год назад
i think the weird incest plot line are an unfortunate side effect of the mortal instruments and all the people who read that originally are now old enough to write shitty wattpad romances that somehow get published
@Malasawas
@Malasawas Год назад
Having in mind most of these main characters in these type of romances don't have plans, projects or a life, it's crystal clear this is just an author self fan service. It's interesenting how the story basically reads as "some random day I'm getting a great chance to go to a life changing place" -AKA mysterius school, random mysterious location, magical word- (feels like wanting to break up from the routine or life she has) and I will find a man to tell me what should I do / to guide me in my life who finds I'm NOT like other girls. Feels like escapism all around.
@lohaye3260
@lohaye3260 8 месяцев назад
It's exactly this, you summarized perfectly.
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 11 месяцев назад
Ok but cola came out of my nose when you said, out of nowhere "she finds a piano in the woods for some reason" and I'm holding you personally responsible for that
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads 11 месяцев назад
hahahaha i take full responsibility for this 😆
@onlineskitty
@onlineskitty 9 месяцев назад
this book feels like it was written by someone who thought my immortal was actually good
@tsifirakiehl4250
@tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад
My Immortal was good; it just wasn’t the genre the author meant to write. It may have been intended to be a romantic drama, but it was a great comedy.
@chloeedmund4350
@chloeedmund4350 4 месяца назад
My Immortal actually made sense as a setting and plot. It just came out as really hilaripus due to terrible spelling, random character reactions and drama in the author's real life.
@hazirahazlan6552
@hazirahazlan6552 Год назад
Basically its a Wattpad story made into paperback book.
@leonsteel9979
@leonsteel9979 Год назад
This book sounds terrible. But all I could imagine when the heroine was fascinated by his car was some Toyota Corolla. She doesn't know cars so it looks cool as all get out to her.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
This!! Like its a generic black SUV and she gets extremely excited about it?? im not a car guy in any way but like at least say its an Escalade or something fancy?
@crystaleefyffe1230
@crystaleefyffe1230 Год назад
Maybe it was one of those little french cube looking cars. 😆
@Chromaggia
@Chromaggia Год назад
So… Corvina has purple eyes and is bullied for that in spite of it being like, the coolest thing ever?? Am I tripping or does Corvina have Alexandria’s Genesis
@alder6667
@alder6667 Год назад
A condition, completely made up on tumblr, seems fitting for the protagonist of a book like that
@nora4642
@nora4642 Год назад
I TA’ed undergrad at 24 and talking to 21 year olds made me want to end it all
@anatomy_antonym
@anatomy_antonym Год назад
17:49 I think it’s because of the tell-don’t-show nature of these kinds of books (badly-written romance); up until this point the audience is supposed to be attracted to this male character but now, GASP, he’s dangerous! Literally just telling the audience how to feel rather than showing the character being dangerous and threatening, and we all know that the supposed danger isn’t supposed to be off-putting anyway
@mothmantra6289
@mothmantra6289 Год назад
I absolutely lost it at the pirate thing Mr Bad Boy said I'm crying. Who writes and reads and enjoys this type of shit 😭
@ignaciorlimon1
@ignaciorlimon1 Год назад
It sounds like this author doesn’t have a lot of life experience and wrote themselves in? Because of all the ways to execute sex in a book they chose it via car…which is always uncomfortable unless it’s like a RV. lol Idk to me the MC and author read like they’re trust fund/prep school kids because of the lack of real world experience or excuse me “innocence.” There’s also the matter of money like how is this girl paying for shit without FAFSA? 😂 Btw incest (and it’s “technically” not incest were two of the most popular genres when it came to dvd rentals at the porn store I worked at back in the day. People are just weird and gross. 😅
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i agree. the setting according to the authors note is based loosely on a boarding school she went to and i can see a lot of inspiration on the writing from popular romance novels but not so much real life experience. this isn’t bad in and of itself but the way that the romance develops and how disturbing the infantilization gets couldn’t help but find it 🤮 (also totally not surprised by that being the most popular genre 😬)
@Mecharnie_Dobbs
@Mecharnie_Dobbs Год назад
I can see the advantages from a production standpoint: Fewer sets. They meetcute in the house they live in. No extras. So maybe they advertise these more, so that they can save money?
@VegetaSoup
@VegetaSoup Год назад
This book gives me the vibe of originally intending it to be in high school, but someone in the authors life said it’d be creepy. So they just thought college instead. It’s still creepy tho.
@cestlavemimi
@cestlavemimi Год назад
My brain autocorrected Vad to Vag every. single. time.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i straight up thought it was a spelling mistake for Vlad but then realized i was in fact wrong 😳
@valeriarossini543
@valeriarossini543 Год назад
fun fact: in the italian dub of Teen Titans (2003), Corvina is the name used for Raven
@rainydayjules
@rainydayjules Год назад
i am LOSING it over the beginnings of the chapters starting with ~deep quotes and the playlist and i havent even gotten to what the book's plot is, this is gonna be a ride huh
@death_herself
@death_herself Год назад
How i would have written the book: MC is chosen to teach at the college on her way there the cab driver warns her that one she is hired she can never leave. Stuff happens she learns that she can't even leave to mail a letter Vad offers to drive her and she wonders why he can leave and she can't.Boom a better plot.
@HaleyJeanASMR
@HaleyJeanASMR Год назад
you’re fucking hilarious. thank you for summarizing this so i do not have to ever read it.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
you are welcome!!
@user-lw4hu6uw7g
@user-lw4hu6uw7g 7 месяцев назад
I was actually excited to read the book because of the hype around it but I was kinda not having it until the end, I was confused on what the story is all about, it's giving 2013 wattpad era😭. I still finished it tho
@KellieValentine
@KellieValentine Год назад
Corvina sounds like a kind of car to me 😂😂
@tsifirakiehl4250
@tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад
And it’s also a kind of fish, which makes this even more ridiculous.
@melani-snider
@melani-snider 11 месяцев назад
I just read the book and immediately started searching for videos about it, i cant believe that the writer did absolutely ZERO research, im sure she meant the name corvus (that stands for crow AND raven so when she says "it actually means raven" in the actual book it literally has no purpose) for the name corvina, but its literally just a type of ugly bony fish.
@hanadoyle8984
@hanadoyle8984 Год назад
honestly,i deleted tiktok a few months ago and my reading has been much more my own,and exciting since i have been removed from the booktok world, i would highly reccomend it
@starsbookreviews
@starsbookreviews Год назад
So many red flags and stupidity in so little time! But it makes such good content!!!
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
i keep thinking i’ve seen it all and then things just get worse 😂
@nanukaable
@nanukaable Год назад
Oh wow, so we finally know who wrote My immortal
@afrokitty4054
@afrokitty4054 Год назад
I bought this book because of a booktuber. It’s an odd slow read…..but you actually made it interesting. I’m reading it while watching your review really fast.😂😂😂😂
@kaylaknoxxx4834
@kaylaknoxxx4834 Год назад
The Literotica comment has me laughing out loud and it startled my cats. This is the point I subscribed fyi.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
hahaha welcome in!!
@Kaynighthood
@Kaynighthood Год назад
Man this really sounds like a juvenile witcher yenn/geralt fanfic lmaooo
@corycianangel6321
@corycianangel6321 Год назад
if it’s like that, then i’ll add that the author probably only knew the netflix show, and not the games & books.
@varshini555
@varshini555 Год назад
📚📚📚 came here from leonie's video and i don't regret it one bit you've found yourself a new subscriber
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
thank you for joining welcome in!
@butterflyeffect6791
@butterflyeffect6791 Год назад
We should be more grateful that Mads was willing to read this and offer her eyes and soul to this one 😅😂 Thanks Mads for saving us from headaches.
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
just doing my civic duty 😆
@butterflyeffect6791
@butterflyeffect6791 Год назад
@@alilbitmads Thanks Mads for you’re loyal duty 😆
@christiegreenwood2642
@christiegreenwood2642 Год назад
A 7 year age gap being treated as something special in the book is so funny to me, at least when both parties are older than 21. Like that's edgy or something lol.
@platedlizard
@platedlizard Год назад
Yup lol it’s literally the same age gap my parents have
@christiegreenwood2642
@christiegreenwood2642 Год назад
@@platedlizard Mine, too.
@TheHexedLibrary
@TheHexedLibrary Год назад
Listen this whole thing was absolutely fantastic but I lost my soul when you talked about sending an apology letter to SJM. hahahha
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
you know it’s bad when i’m offering to apologize to Ms Alphahole herself 😳
@kristinab3069
@kristinab3069 Год назад
When Tumblr girlies grow up to write boooks. You get this.
@amandadsouza3767
@amandadsouza3767 10 месяцев назад
Why on earth did she have him have a vesectomy just to then reverse it at the end 😂 reminds me of The Office when Jan keeps having Michael getting one and then getting it reversed "Snip Snap Snip Snap! You don't know the mental toll it has on a man!"
@mikatogo
@mikatogo Год назад
You mentioned the cbat song three minutes in and it continued to play in the back of my head for the entire rest of the video 😭
@SorbetCitron17
@SorbetCitron17 Год назад
One should expect their commando to be equipped with Chekhov's gun.
@ThoughtCemetery
@ThoughtCemetery Год назад
Right, I'm very late to the party, but I can't just not comment here. As a psychology student (not yet finished, but close to the end) the ongoing romantisation and fetishisation of mental illness really drives me up the wall. Somehow they think it's sexy to be suffering from mental illness. The way those Booktok/Booktube authors love to use mental illness as a plot device is nothing but insulting and misleading in the worst possible way. Let's just take the halluzinations we have going on here. Halluzinations are a symptom not limited to schizophrenia. They can be a symptom of quite a few other forms of mental illness or physiological ailings; for example depression, psychosis or even dementia or substance abuse, just to name a few. This right here tells me that the author did a quick google search (at most!), saw that halluzination can often times be a symptom for schizophrenia and took that. Schizophrenia isn't even supposed to get diagnosed when the individual shows depressive or manic symptoms, for example, just to show how difficult diagnosing this illness actually is. I don't mean to be a smartass here, but this is just ridiculous and insulting. Comparing schizophrenia (or what the author perceives as such) to seeing ghosts is absolutely vile. This author probably thinks straight jackets and ice baths are still used as proper treatment just because it's aesthetic~ (English isn't my first language, please excuse any mistakes I made)
@svg98138
@svg98138 7 месяцев назад
Corvina and then also "little crow" were def choices lol.
@Starburst514
@Starburst514 Год назад
I know the "men writing women" meme is fun and all, but...that bra and panties tidbit out of nowhere just reminded me that I've seen far more women authors write women like that....
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 11 месяцев назад
Listen, I wish I had the confidence to just not wear underwear. So maybe this is just a really common wish fulfilment fantasy about a dischargeless world? Idk that's all I got
@tsifirakiehl4250
@tsifirakiehl4250 5 месяцев назад
The idea of not wearing underwear sounds very uncomfortable to me. I have a rather large chest, which makes it unpleasant to go without a bra, and underpants provide a bit of extra protection in case my period starts unexpectedly-and even if I’m weeks away from starting my period, there’s still the discharge…
@chloeedmund4350
@chloeedmund4350 4 месяца назад
I'm a woman who goes braless at times. I can see it being added if a romance was meant to be sexy. But while comforting a friend who just experienced a super traumatic event is not the place to put it!
@5rcane
@5rcane Год назад
37:13 NGL that sounds stolen from Rsven Boys. That was literally a plotpoint in the first book, where one of the friends was secretly a ghost who had been killed by their latin (?) teacher.
@redpanda700
@redpanda700 Год назад
Whennever i come across videos about this book, i just laugh when creators say the girls name Corvina. Because here in my country, is a common known fish, so is not mysterious or anything. Also the fish is DELICIOUS!
@matthesguy
@matthesguy Год назад
i'm like about halfway through this and the character names are driving me insane, especially the main character's 😭 corvina? CORVINA? WHAT? i'm also still thinking about the fact she has purple eyes. nothing crazy but the way you described how its treated feels like the author read that one alexandria's genesis post and ran with it
@realmcarthy
@realmcarthy 10 месяцев назад
A girl with purple eyes named corvina would be the coolest person in school
@amy_harboredinpages8272
@amy_harboredinpages8272 Год назад
...it's like Twilight and 50 Shades had a child, and that child had child with Crimson Peaks ... I've noticed... every... every Gothic themed book I've read has incestuous relations... and I've decided 😌 this is a subgenre I'd like to avoid. So thank you for this review.
@NateReadsDiversely
@NateReadsDiversely Год назад
Your rant reviews are my absolute favorite!
@alilbitmads
@alilbitmads Год назад
thank you so much ☺️
@stolenbyfairiesmorrigan5085
a) Corvina is a fish. b) I think she is sending the letter to her mother and needs to send it right there and then because it was her birthday and she always does that and she is already late? I think but all has been wiped out by the car sex scene that follows immediately.