I ruined evolution by being a terrible caveman 

Caveman Kevin: Strength: Discovered fire. Weakness: Can't stop discovering fire.

Kevin's loyalty to the underwater voice editing has really spanned all of his varied content lol

In an alternate universe, all record and study of human origins has been lost/forgotten and this video is all we have to study human beginnings

Gonna be a nerd here - "Do you think there was like a stone age Batman?" Canonically, yes! In one episode of the animated show, some members of the Justice League travel back in time and meet stone age unga bunga Batman. He has a Bat-Tree, because everything lives in a cave and hiding there would be stupid.

"He's evolving faster than I am!" The panic made me lol

This was actually my favorite Far Cry game lol. Making animal friends was surely the biggest human feat besides Kevin discovering Oreos and fire.

I like the way Kevin says "I'll carve my name into the painting so they know it's mine" as if it is actually is his and he's just finishing it off with a signature

This game is actually underrated, it’s so much fun, I wouldn’t mind a part 2.

Day 264 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

Your videos are the only ones I know that make me laugh EVERY single time. LOL

The screams of the people being charged by the mammoth was hilarious

I’m glad Turg got back to his own time. All hail the dear leader Jim Pickens and his mercy

Kevin immediately dying was such a Kevin thing to do

My favorite part was *spoilers* when kevin rode the dinosaur.

Laughed soooo hard when he dived right on to the crocodile 😂

18:01 I like how innocent and naive Kevin sounds here

I remember loving this game years, and years ago, looks kinda funny, and strange now, but still looks fun.

"A stone age helicopter" and "I am not stupid" get together like bread and dish soap 😂😂😂

This game gives Turg energy

Waiting for the moment when he discovers this game already has a fire cult... and they didn't invite him 🤣

OH MY GOD I FREAKING ADORED THIS GAME! Definitely one of the best of the franchise!

I really enjoyed Primal, Kevin's take on it was great fun!

Kevin makes fire 🔥 then lights himself on fire so no one can kill him, Kevin is a military genius!

"let's get stoned and go clubbing" probably the only way I'd go clubbing XD

I can’t believe that Kevin set a giant ring on fire and didn’t sing “Ring of Fire”

Oohhh yes please ^^ More this one :D

“I just discovered fire, and that’s because I’m oN FIRE” I love this channel

It's like that old saying: It is better to have laughed and lost, than to be set on fire. Thank you Kevin, I nearly soiled myself there xD

If Kevin was a real caveman we would be screwed.

20:00 you do not comprehend the magnitude of what you said Awkwardness may not have existed people were just burned or imprisoned over nothing and now we are too lenient (in some places it varies heavily)

"you think there's a stone-age batman?" - kevin. *cave batman from brave and the bold* : Ugg!

18:04 Famous last words

Kevin: "I am the alpha now!" immediately lights himself on fire

3:12 LOL I wish Kevin could get stoned with me before we go to the club!

I clicked this video so fast and I ain’t even ashamed😂I’m so glad I found this channel I love his commentary ❤️

Kevin after he murders an animal: Can I tame you?

Lady wants to collect ears, Kevin just wants to collect pets

Yes there was a caveman Batman, after Bruce shot Darksied with a god killing bullet he was blasted by Darksied's Omega Beams that turned him into a bomb and threw him back in time, he wore a giant bat as a costume and was also a Pirate, Cowboy and pretty sure a 1920's detective also a witch hunter, he then came back to the future and was fine. Been a bit since i read the comic but I'm 90% sure that's the gist of it.

Man I used to love this game

"I just discovered fire, and that's because I'm on fire!" Sims tho.

"Oh, there's water, this'll be a cool little jump." *Jumps* "What the hell is that thing?!" *Lands in water and is immediately attacked by crocodile.* I laughed so hard at this that I had to pause the video.

I can't believe I would ever see a 2 second clip of Belgian children's TV show Samson en Gert in a Call Me Kevin video at 3:10. My life is complete.

refreshing to see someone make content on this game

KEVIN 3 YEARS AT THE FARM!

I use to love Primal so much. First farcry game i ever played too and just loved it.

Kevin was born to be cave man.

Please play more of this! Do not abandon the cave, the wenja need you!

Imagine being surprised that a far-cry game had a drug-induced trip section

You should play The Darkness, would be hilarious to watch

Far Cry Primal is literally amazing!

Oddly enough far cry primal was the most enjoyable one I played, compared to the others it was a different idea, even if the map was identical to one of the others and just re-skinned.

Please play more I loved this game so seeing you ruin it makes me laugh

So according to how many times Kevin set himself on fire, got mauled by an animal and fell to his death, if Kevin was really in the 10,000 B.C. era, it would take 19 Kevins to complete this video.

"Giving a man fire, he will be warm for the rest of the night. And light them on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life" -Arsonist, probably by far the best quote I've heard

11:33 Kevin, you are the stuff of people's nightmares for all NPC's in every game ever made.

We, the world, need more Caveman Kevin

Kevin goes to a new land and meets Jim Pickens's ancestor.

You should play Wobbledogs. The whole premise is screwing with attributes and making beings whose existence is torment.

"Lend me your ears" KEVIN NO!

Not me accidentally saying “he’s in Ireland!” out loud

Fun fact: there actually is a stone age batman. The bat clan and owl clan have been at war since the stone age. The Wayne's are descended from said bat clan.

Why does the clubbing noise make me laugh every time-

Last month i played this game again on survival with a second chance. It was great 😭 we need a sequel

Kevin, being a caveman is clearly your second nature. I'd love to see more of this ;).

Kevin: Its Saturday lets get stoned and go clubbing. How do u know what im planning to do this Saturday 🤔

I’d love to see more of this, this video was hilarious.

I love this game I hope to see Kevin play this more

when my best friend said we could light something of her ex's on fire I said "YAY I don't often get to indulge my pyromaniac tendencies"

I see this is a Ubisoft game, from the "you're getting hit from over here, dummy" indicators I recognize from Assassin's Creed.

Primal may have been way more different than the other Farcrys but ATLEAST it was better than New Dawn

Love this game series I’m glad Kevin is playing it

3:58 Well there was that one time-

we absolutely want more

Kevin. More like. Cave-in. …I tried.

this was the first call me kevin video i ever saw

Please do more of this series

Far Cry: Kevin “War sometimes doesn’t change but then again it can.”

There is a better way to start a new day then waching a Sideman video and then a CallMeKevin video?🤣

I love Primal! I still binge it every few months! Very excited to see this ♥

Finally been waiting for this for long ❤❤❤ we will be happy if you complete the game ❤❤❤

This video made one of the worst days I’ve had in a long time so much better thank you Kevin

I didn't think i'd hear a shakespeare joke from kevin, but i'm pleasantly suprised

it wouldn't be a far cry game without a drug trip mission

"It's like that old saying. Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the evening, but light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Kevin, 2022 Wonderful quote, pfffft.

I just realised what kkk stands for: KallMeKevinKlan

they really should’ve put flintstone’s style vehicles in this game

What an odd coincidence, I recently started replaying this recently, very underrated

Why are there so many cannibals? That seems like a good idea when the population is 8 billion, but not so much much when it’s 10,000.

I remember enjoying primal, very underrated.

Neo deer sound's kinda cool .. in a german techno band kinda way

FarCry Primal!!!! I love this game so much it doesn’t get the respect it deserves

Kevin pointing out the distinct lack of helicopters in far cry primal makes me think the game should've been set in the Flintstones world

Kevin, when are you going to talk about tv shows again? That's my favourite thing

i still cant get over his new hair. its not bad, just so different :P

Kevin seems more adept with stone age tools than modern tools still bad with them but better, makes sence.

The real Assassin's Creed Origins.

19:28 that's how I feel playing Genshin Impact

I actually enjoyed this part of Far Cry and even finished it, unlike, say, Far Cry 4. It's... cozy, in a strange way.

Kevin, you're on fire! Again.

First time I played I speared everything and didn’t beat the whole game. Second time I slingshot headshot everything and didn’t beat the whole game 😂😂