I secretly used Fortune 100,000 in Minecraft UHC... 

EVERYONE let’s make baldonic real

10:58 "Gotta go ahead and pickaxe him" that sounded like something you would say in fortnite

"I GOT A STACK AND 16 CHEESE" -BIONIC 2020

6:04 for those who wondering how he is mining with his hands off everything, notice that they actually aren't. He is holding the mouse and holding the mouse button.

Me:Yay a new bionic video Brain cell : Oh HELL NOOOO

bonc: I gotta becareful when i use this also bonc: mines crafting table with the OP pickaxe

When he said “who ever that was we need to “strip them” I laugh so hard XD

When you mined the crafting table and there was so much I laugh so hard

9:39 if u look at the chat, u will see someone said "GO LOOK FOR BONC"

Bionic: i wanna fight this guy legit. Literally uses fortune 100,000.

Bionic: This is like the most random place for sugar cane to be The sugar cane I found with no water near it: *No it ain't*

Bionic: our luck is insane Him right before: makes 2 crafting tables when he had already 1

10:00 bionic: ima hit them with my Shield! Like wut..

Bionic:Lets make me bald Me:I like your cut g👏

Imagine someone found where bionic found diamonds there gonna be like wtf

I love your UHC troll finds you should do more pls

9:34 Bonc is simp

After watching bionic Other RU-vidrs: FORTUNE 1 MILLOIN BOIS Bonc: bruh

6:13 oddly satisfying

Imagine somebody in the uhc watching this video right now lol.

me:about to go to sleep then see's new notification from bionic maybe i can sleep later 3hours later maybe just one more video

Imagine if bonic hits two mil and shaves but he covers his head with a hat until his hair grows back

Bionic :do not underestimate it’s power Bionic : mines the crafting table with the pick “ oh I messed up DUDE “

u all ready have the mercy and I LOVE IT!!

FUN FACT: On christmas day bonc or should i say baldonic A wild baldonic appeared its a super rere and mystical creature so let get him to two mil

Bionic - Sub to make me bald Me - Baldonic Coming right up

6:13 That Obsidian Do be Satisfying

My heartbeat raised when i heard that danmachi background music

Imagine getting a heart from bionic, Yeah thats just an imagination

Me: Trying to find a vid from Bionic I didn't watch yet Bionic: *uploads* Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Bionic: *says he doesnt cheat* Also bionic: *has like 64 gold ore without a silk touch pick*

Bionic: Its the egirl! Then bionic said "I wanna kiill "him" i wanna kill "HIM

Bro the most insane thing happened to me last summer during new years eve when i started my career in driving roads so my sister wrote a song in abstract and it was so loud we had to eat some boiled paper washers so ur welcome for coming to our bubble car stands

“Minecraft Uhc but I have all effects times 100” EDIT: from the comments I shall now say only good effects

Bionic : we got a stack and 16 cheese Bionic with fortune 100,000: OMG we got 20 stacks of cheese

No One: Bionic:lets bully everyone and say they're bullying me

Seeing this guy pumped up everytime makes my mood better

when your notification comes faster than the speed of light 👁👄👁

Bionic: ITS THE EGIRL Bionic: He’s dead x3

me pretending to laugh hard at the intro. also me: died because of laughing hard

All minecraft OG's know that gold is actually butter

Yo bionic I love your uhc vids they inspire me to do it with my friends

bionic; look how it looks though me; wait a damm minuite

6:25 We gotta be very careful with thi- *breaks crafting table* the crafting table: *YOU KNOW DA ROOLS AND SO DO I*

Me:I have smashed the like button beacuse this looks intresting My mom:um ur not even in the video uhh Me:Goodbye I don’t know who you are

6:16 He found one of the Infinity Stone’s

My heartbeat raised and i heard that danmachi background music

Bionic: YOU CAN MINE PLAYERS Me: wait.. that's illegal

Bionic has hair that is bad let’s sub to him to make him bald? (Did not get the second part good )

Ep. 3 of saying: "Baldonic go brr" 'til it happens.

Merry Crismas bionic

I didnt even check the noticifcation and found this in a ramdom video

"What's the point of playing bionic's games if you know you'll loose" -me in the middle of the bionic's match

Everyone: Watching Vid Me: Casually Listening To RageExilir's Intro

YOU ARE GROWING LIKE CRAZY DUDE GOOD JOB I CONFIRM WE WILL SEE BALDONIC BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

Bro i cant even pic one of your vids they are so cool man literly im not kidding

The other day, I got your merch. Yesterday while playing bedwars, I HAD THE MOST INSANE LUCK- what the actual heck Bionic WHO PUT A SPELL ON YOUR MERCH

“It’s basically human sheers” - me

when bionic doesnt find lapiz: OMG WHERE IS THIS LAPIZ when bionic doesnt want to find find lapiz: OMG WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS

Me sees thumbnail me wait that diamond pick axe looks like netherite

When time travel is invented:10millions subs and i would sell my house If baldonic does this im speechless

Bionic where's your "Minecraft stranded on a raft" series

7:20 bionic messes up his crafting to get an enchanting table

Bonc: I like you cut g * slaps hunter with pickaxe*

Fun Fact: if this comment gets a heart from bonc, i will literally make 10 separate accounts and subscribe again

The Inter time I was saying out loud "Just burn the extra and fix the lag"

The episode in a nutshell:- "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!......"

When you're too early you don't know what to say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me who lives in Belgium so can’t by the merch for under 60 dollars

Man I just love looking at bionics old videos since he’s bald now lol

Bionic: OH I GOT HIM LIGIT

Baldonic first words: g-g His parents: he is going to say gah Baldonic: goggingiga

Oooooh baby guess who’s soon gonna be bald ...

Bionic says: no one is fighting me also bionic there are two people fighting me

I Can't stop laughing at 1:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:18 what a damn minute

me: seeing that bionic aploaded video 2 min ago My brain: press it fast to see him troll and laugh lol

Bionic you should make a video where you use a sweeping edge 100,000 and let's make bionic bald so that we could smack his head and be like 'i like ya cut g'.😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be so funny.

Bionic make this you have fortune 100,000 and you can craft armour out of armour and btw GOOD VIDEO

Me when I see bionic doesn't kill a girl :SIMMMPPPPP

Hey where is the dude who said he would do episodes of saying “BALDonic go brrrr?”

NEED MORE UHC!!

can we take a momentom of silence when he said gapple XD XD XD

05:34 bionic : "im getting like 2 fps!" me: its not 2 fps its like more than 40 fps like mine

Imagine if he had 1,999,999 Subscribers in 2021 would he shave his head

Imagine bionic having 1999999 subs on RU-vid at 11:59pm on the last day of 2020 and he hits 2 mill on 1st January 2020

Normal minecraft players: gold Skydoessminecraft: budder Bionic: CHEESE

50% of the video is literally him going "Oh my god Oh my god". Jk though. Love ur vids

Thumbnail: Fortune 100,000 Video:Efficiency 100,000

Almost 2m omgggg iwanna see a new baldonic hahahahahha

Bonic says every year *so i will be shaving my head bald*

11:46 "WE KILLED DREAM!"

Whoever dislikes this video is just angry mums that doesn’t want to promote cheating

Thats a new type of obsidian THE HYDRA OBSIDIAN

Bionic: lets get 2 mill by the end of the year! Me: FANS ASSEMBLE!

6:35 it’s so funny

Me: Yay I'm the first comment Bots: I'm about to end this whole man career

Bionic got that cheese he got so many cheese with that pickaxe it would be cool if he use that new enchantment for the other pickaxe infinite cheese

You shouldve made a gold block and multiplied it when you had over a stack of cheese! Lol

Bonk:GUNGAGINGA... 10 secs later he doesn’t find Lapis Fans:😱😳🤭