I Spectated a bronze HEALBOT Kiriko and they learned NOTHING in Overwatch 2 

I'm dreading the day I end up in one of these games he spectates and get called out as playing like ass.

You talk about looking at the ground being a bad idea. But after what you've found out, staring at the ceiling with kiriko is an actual valid strategy to tank damage

I love this lucio casually walking away like Cass is an AI in a stealth video game.

14:37 Flats: My guy, you have the tracking skills of a hamster. Hammond: /Squeaks aggressively/ Hammond's AI: Profanity Filter enabled. The mammal does not appreciate the comparison.

I love hearing flats say he has no idea whats going on. As a low rank player I’ve come to accept the chaos

Watching Flats react to bronze players is always a treat

6:45 We all know they're supposed to be looking at the ceiling if they don't want anyone to kill them

I swear I was screaming internally "PLEASE, WALL RIDE FOR ONCE!"

I'm willing to bet this guy booping his own teammate is because he plays Pyro in TF2, who has an alternate fire that knocks people back, but also extinguishes fires on teammates

They say repeating the same thing twice expecting different results is insanity

Sometimes I spectate these bronze players and it surprises me how good they can be sometimes

Most Lucio's: Play like the floor is lava. This Lucio: Got it. The walls are lava.

As a 3D Modeller, the clipping on the skins hurts my soul deeply 😭

"You have the tracking skill of a hamster" Being a ball main, this is an insult!

That pencil analogy took me right out 😂😂😂😂

You would be soooooooo surprised at how many Meis in low rank wall the spawn door. It's like a recurring thing.

The funniest part is Flats saying, "You're going to..." about various things and me thinking, "Yep, that's Bronze". As a Bronze player it makes me laugh to hear a top 500 player say what we shouldn't be doing. You'd be surprised what you can get away with in Bronze.

Even in higher metal ranks Meis will still inexplicably wall the spawn off at the start of rounds... it accomplishes almost nothing, and burns the CD of the wall. The reason they do not learn? Most teams in said ranks are not fast enough after it has dissipated to punish the bad decision~

i'm new to this game, even though idk what's happening it's entertaining to watch these roasts. i myself play like a clown, it's a bit overwhelming, what channel would anyone recommend for guides

0:57 its not just that skin, its on all of them, the fix is to set some detail option to medium, cant remember. but definitely thats not the only skin, happened on default kiriko skin to me as well.

This is exactly what my replays look like and its network jitter. MS is jumping between ~40-200. The most frustrating thing to play with.

As a kiriko player myself I’m not a huge fan of the cyberpunk skin either but I am a fan of the kunai design so I switch between this skin and the witch

7:00 you say it's not their job but if no one else is going to stand in the point on overtime, what do?

His positioning is giving me anxiety lol

Aww I like how positive he is despite the brutal title

My favorite thing about these videos is what inanimate object flats will compare their mechanical skill too.

I think we’ve all accidentally booped the payload as Lucio once or twice

replays are clientside? I might have discovered a torture method for flats when I get my bronze tag

Just as a fun fact: the language shown in the beginning is German and Std. is the short form of Stunden which means obviously hours

Std = stunden = german for "hours"

trust me, the immediate-mei-wall-at-spawn is a bronze special. every time.

Watching flats critique a kiriko, helped me as a kiriko, I still have a bad habit of being out front, but I'm doing my best to take some lessons to heart even if my aim is a bit Garbo I feel much more useful to my teams now

Everytime Flats says the words ''If anyone had more mechanical skills than a ... (in this case a toothpick)'' I wonder what he came up with and already start laughing.

I 100% agree with the dislike of the kiriko skin, I Dont know what Blizzards obsession with making human characters into robots, it just doesn’t look good 90% of the time

This is the first genuinely depressing OW2 bronze react I've watched. Flats wasn't even roasting anymore he was just sad :')

"did that mei justwall before they left spawn?" they ALL do that in gold and lower. none of them understand mei in gold even

A Couple of pencils fighting each other xD im dead hahahah

I SPIT my food out when he said floorcio lol never heard no one say that

I would rsther call this “I spectaded a bronze lucio that avoided walls”

When they didn't speed during the Mei and Rein ult, the lack of wallriding and speed in general, the corner AOE heal instead of frickin pushing forward. As a Lucio main I'm speechless. Everytime I have a competent Rein on my team I W like crazy bc KILLS 😭😭😭

Now I can't play Kiriko without seeing those fingers.

If you have your model detail set to higher than low, the papers don't clip and look very nice.

The really good players of OW do not often understand what ranking up is like for true Bronze players. We are not over-achievers. It takes a heck of a lot of time ! Tell me if these hours correspond do your experience at higher ranks ? Support main: started OW2 at Bronze 5. I played over 20 hours worth of games to get to Bronze 4. It took another 10 hours to get to Bronze 2 and there I stayed for the next 10 hours, despite winning a few more games than normal. Now suddenly I promote from Bronze 2 to Silver 4, after only winning 3 of the last 8 games. Total win rate was consistently 56%, but sometimes as high as ~59%. I suspect this happens because Ive played at Bronze for 5+ years and only Peaked at Silver a few times. This is by far the most hours I've ever played in any Season. History now says I have only played 9 hours outside of current season of 40 hours. That can not be right. Probably a 100 hrs of comp, and 900 quickplay, prior to OW2. Only had around 52% win rate through all of OW1.

Well this video is just discouraging, the other day I had the idea that heal botting meant I wasn’t diving when my tank dove or I was only holding my heal instead of shooting. The way this guy played in the first 4 minutes is how I usually play on kiriko so now I don’t really understand what’s heal botting and what’s playing correctly, should I be flanking even tho that means my tank will potentially die? I thought this guy was playing super well (I’m gold 2 btw so go easy on me if I said something scrubbish I’m trying to learn how to play kiriko better so I can climb)

1:05 actually it's not the skins fault the fingers are clipping, as far as I can tell, cause if you put texture quality to medium, it fixes this. Not sure why that is a cause of it but it is

Id bet money the player has a hair stuck in his/hers mouse sensor 🤣 happens to me all tbe the time, darn kitties.

The kiriko skin is amazing and I don't see anything cyberpunk about it

As a Lucio player I hate the fact that they didn't speed into the team when beat was active.

This guy had 2 VOD roasts ? Lucky bastard

Always appreciate the great content keep it up!

Her fingers clip through on default skin too!! Drives me crazy!

As someone who is coming from playing Warframe for years and nothing else, I do like me the characters which are "you don't have to aim" :D.

Damnit Flats, now I can't stop staring at the fingers clipping through the paper!

flats, ruining the kiriko skins for everyone: suffer, as i have

Everything closing at 9 sounds way too relatable. Thats every place in Mass lol!

Let me guess, this guy got yelled at for not healing and took it to the extreme and didn’t use speed boost at all lmao this is why low rank players give the worst advice 😂

4:24 he describes my problem shops close at 10pm and I always miss it ;_;

Idk if it was this video- but Im bronze and whenever I play kiriko and misuse a suzu I hear flats screaming "Now would be a good time for a suzu HUH??"

The talisman clipping is only because of a system setting being set to low. I forget which one but it's just a graphics thing. It's the only setting I have set to medium when everything else is low because I can't stand the clipping.

The cyberpunk Kiriko skin is her best skin because she doesn’t have that insanely cringey fox ears headband and it also doesn’t cost $26.

his kiriko def improved but i think he didnt play much lucio in the other one

Lets not throw shit at equipment, not everyone can afford a 2-2.5k setup

(stares at her fingers clipping the whole time)

The 3D clipping is like that for all kiriko skins when you have your settings on low.

This guy plays like all the tanks I get, hanging back doing nothing.

well, these series are getting stale. "OMG, YOU LETERAL PENCIL! WHY DIDN'T YOU 1V1 MCCASEYDY? THAT ASHE WAS BACK THERE FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS! BRONZE ASHE SURLEY WHOULD'VE KILLED YOU WHOLE TEAM IN 3 SECONDS! OMG, YOU RAN TO THE WRONG COVER! YOU HAVE ATHLESICISM OF A LEMON! HELP YOUR FEEDING REIN! WHY DID YOU HEAL YOUR FEEDERM, NOW YOU BOTH FEEDING" cheezus christ

I’m so scared to submit my bronze shit as a new player.

00:20 Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

Man, Im mad about the lucio. Not because he's playing suboptimal, but because lucio wall ride plus speedboost is SOOOO fun. Use it

Whenever I see a Lucio not wallriding I think of Flats calling that one dude Floorcio everytime

Deadeye plus kirikp ult. Yessssss

I so badly wanna now see flats and his team play the 'I have no mechanical skill comp' just to see the outcome.

flats hitting 300k subs is so hot

now tbf to their tracking skills, their mouse is stuttering/skipping a loooooot. i think that just getting a new mouse alone would probably help boost them up to low silver cause they arent afraid to take shots so if they had the opportunity to aim without interference they could actually do something

Watching the Lucio not wallride is painful….

His positioning as Lucio made me scream internally. How do you NOT take advantage of wall ride?

when he was playing lucio it wasnt overwatch anymore, it was floorwatch

Maybe they have mouse acceleration turned on, that would give those inconsistent distances with the mouse swipes.

Bronze lucio gameplay hurts to watch I mentally hit the crossfade button and wallride so much while watching the gameplay, it's like having an itch that's impossible to scratch.

Tip for support players: if you want to play an aoe healer, play brig. She does aoe healing way better than Lucio. Only play Lucio for speed, you should have at least 60% speed boost usage

When support doesn't heal😡 When support heals😡

her fingers clip thru the paper on all her skins lol

Her fingers are clipping through the paper on every skin including default.

Whenever he says "we're deep in the shit" I know there's about to be some confusing gameplay from everyone coming up

My soul hurts as a Lucio main.

I wouldnt say they dominated with the comp, but they did win somehow.

1:00 that glitch don't happen on high settings apparently, cuz in my game is fine.

11:27 Isn't that how video games _usually_ work? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm screaming "SPEED" at my monitor

He was right I can never unsee that😭😭

That's actually insane that even in .25 speed the skipping is so bad it's like watching it in regular speed

That looks like his mouse sensor is spinning out. Usually caused by the mousepad.

STD stands for Stunde which means hour in german.

As a long time Lucio player that last half was pain. Not because of decision making, or when he amps, or anything like that. Just, wall riding. My brain was literally itching from the desire to use the walls to gain any, ANY sort of speed. Wallriding IS Lucio so watching them not even wallride back to fight made me die inside

"Floorcio" lmao would be a funny username

the person has its language on german std. stands for Stunden(hours)

the clipping happens to the default too

14:30. I'm sorry? Are you bagging on Ball?

Lucio if the walls are lava instead of the floor

The replay viewer has been kinda weird on ow2, I’ve had a few potgs where it straight up looks like I’m hacking with how damn fast my mouse just snaps to a random target even though it was pretty gradual on my side