I Speedran ULTRAKILL's Weirdest Challenges 

Ultrakill players in the middle of the woods performing the weekly ritual of going to a random dictionary page until they get a speedrun category %

Thank you so much for including my speedrun that took 2 minutes (and the shitposting that took 30 minutes)

I love when he does a slam storage, instead of sliding (like intended) he dash jumps

Ultrakill speedrunners are just build different. they will literally jump into pure darkness and know exactly where to go

10:41 i cant believe they actually made this a speedrun category wouldnt exist without you lmao.

2:14 he did it.. he said it right

Speedrunners in a nutshell: Spend 10 hours training to do some thing in 10 minutes

The fact that you don't dash jump before doing slide jumps, but dash jump when doing ground pound storage causes me emotional damage

Oh, dang, thanks for featuring my run! Mentioned it in the video description, but my run probably took about 45 minutes worth of attempts and learning. If you're curious about fishing from the elevator shaft fishing, I _wanna say_ it's technically a bug. Running far away from the bobber before getting a hook usually breaks your line, but getting teleported back to the shaft from the water for some reason doesn't; so, I abuse it just for the sake of consistency. The added distance means I pulls the Blahaj out of the water right away, which makes it so I don't have to do the entire reeling minigame! It's just as fast, too, since reeling in is based on a timer rather than distance. Make sure to check out CausticSundew too, who I believe is the record holder. They've got a much cleaner 13.368, and they're where I got the strat from!

Silly got 2.306 seconds when he did the blood waterfall speedrun, he didn’t pause the timer though. I guess it still counts though, you won!

there should be a hampter% for the fastest time to pick up the hampter in 5-2

I was under the impression that that first bit in 1-3 was supposed to be water but some people claimed that is not so idk bruh, but the idea was that u have to grab soap and then jump into water as fast as possible. (that bath% category is not official obv)

Yes! Exquisite! I was waiting for confusing speedruns. Nice.

He clearly likes it!

6:53 Of course, speed running is seriously business.

your "slide jump" is giving me anxiety

sillyaw speedrunning has got to be the saddest thing i have ever seen

“prepare thyself” LMAO

Don't worry about the P-2 D-rank lol, I got a D-rank on my first time beating the level. Right now I have an A-rank tho

My favorite stuffed shark the *blow high*

You beat the world record for ther bathe in blood%, gg

Low income housing records are being sent

*how do you get blow high from blahaj?* edit: *IT'S BLOW HIGH?? I REFUSE!*

lowincomehousing% grind time

6:08 Dude got luck and get 777 ms

lowincomehousing% boutta go crazy

the bathe in blood % record that he tried looked close to the record time, so I slowed down to 0.25 and looked closely and it turns out he beat the record. the world record was 2.037 and his time was 2.246

you got 2.404 seconds on the taking a shower in the blood waterfall, i got this time from the very first frame that you touch the blood water.

Thank you for pronouncing Blåhaj correctly :]

5:00 2.372 great job

I reallly gotta play this game at some point lmao

he is sitting here shocked

New sandbox speedrun idea: crash the game%

Mississippi% oh boy

THE BLOHAJ SPEEDRUN

yes

ima try a lowincomehousing% speedrun

you have to slide jump to do the slam storage properly 💀

you probably saw this same thing like 70 times now but to slam storage you need to slide jump instead of dash jump

0:02.237 i think you beat the wr for the blood water fall

"Ultrakill but every enemy has double hp and size..."

letting you know, Nuking is easier with rocket and malicious rail

A “blow-high?”

me: blahaj silly: blohaw

lowincomehousing% love it

Dusk soup

completely unrelated but ive seen people misspronounce Blåhaj so much that i got used to the "wrong/non-sweden" pronounciation but the way you misspronounced it was very "unique" xD Good speedrun tho :3

What extensions do you use?

did... did he just say blow high

Holyshit 🐐

I am going to Ultrakill you for even just saying Blahaj like “Blahay”

blow-high? what

last one was detroit%

2.324 bloodfalls

im gonna get the wr for lowincomehousing%

Blow-high? I thought it was blah-hai

No insult but the way you end your slam storages angers me but I do love how people are actually running lowincomehousing%

Oh hey that’s me

you beat the wr of bloodfall% (you got 2.2)

lowincomehousing% speedrun

is it sill-yaw or silly-aw?

what happen if v1 drop the soap

bro is calling bla-hahj “blow high”

,your time is 2.404 for bathe in blood percent

blowhigh lmao

the level any% in this vid is NOT an any% run. the 0.006, any% u still have to beat the level and get to the end screen, there is no category for a "frame 1 pause" on the timer.

This si where lowhousingpercent came from?

"Blow high" it's blahaj

ok now do it in real life

ahh yes blowhigh%

1st speedrun time: 6 second 2nd speedrun time: 25 second 3rd speedrun time: 2.404 second 4th speedrun time: 0:00.039 millisecond 5th speedrun time: 0:00.776 millisecond 6th speedrun time: No time 7th speedrun time: No time

yall saw the next video miniscreen at 7:38 ?? tf you watchin bruh

pretty sure blahaj means shark so it was shark%

If you Ultrkill speedruner you need 1 time speed run Real live smaller then 0.300 seconds

How do you mess up Blahaj so badly

9:00 dunk him

Armboy percent when? 🤨

Did you just call the ikea blahaj (blah-haag) a blow-high?

my soul hurts the way you pronounce blahaj as blow-

blahi

"what other substance do you use to bathe yourself" you're still using water? get with the times and use sulfuric acid like the rest of us

about the shark thing, it's actually pronounced like "blaw-haw" not "blow-high"

Blohai?

do you not know how to slide jump? you keep dashing after a slam storage instead of slide jumping

blohai?

Every trans person silently raging at the blow high % tho lol

Mayo%?

BLOW HIGH%???? bro its (BLUH-HOJ)

The Community is to thirsty for any content. Stop this madness ! Touch Grass ! …Don’t you dare think about the Size 2 Fish.

You are only one, who says Blahajs name corectly

btw sillyaw is pronounced blah-haj

i hate how he said blahaj

Someone actually speedran that last challenge you set ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qf8e1RdqCao.htmlsi=31FU1Prb-3NPbcvQ Don't worry, there is a very low chance that I am a bot (Edit: I have just realized just how old both videos are)

It isn’t pronounced as blohai is is bla-ha-j

"Blow high" bro his name is pronounced bla-ha-j

"blow hi"

sillyaw: this ones called blow high percent every transgender viewer: >:( edit: thats the correct pronunciation apparently

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