I Spent Hours Clicking Stupid Cookies 

DF, you need to leave space between crops so they crossbreed and get you new seeds. Like this so DF can see it! Edit: to further clarify, he can use 2 Baker seeds to get thumbcorn or bakeberry and if there's an empty tile he can get meddleweed. With that he can get all the seeds he wants.

lets make this his most popular series so he has to %100 the game

anyone notice df's getting better at math every clicker game he plays.

A few easy achievements you can get: click on “future portal” above the big cookie to rename your bakery if you set it to “ortiel” (minus the quotation marks) you’ll get a second one, in the stats page click one of the tiny cookies, while you’re there one of the achievements is unlocked by clicking on it unfortunately it is identical to the rest unless you hover the cursor over it, resize your window to “dunk” the big cookie in milk, lastly after prestigeing once click on the cookie only until you have enough for the first cursor upgrade if you let it run until you have a million (I think) without clicking the big cookie ( or gold cookies I think) you get another achievement Edit: I just double checked, you have to prestige without gaining anything for that last one, or do a full reset for it

just a tip, conjure baked goods scales with golden cookies, so when you get times 7 multiplier from a golden cookie, or any other boost, it will give the conjure baked goods that multiplier as well, so you should only use it when a boost is happening.

I love DF's logic. He prestiges and then idles when is income is drastically lower than where he left off.

Yay it's number vocab time with DF!

Stop using conjure baked goods in the wizard tower. You pretty much only wanna spawn golden cookies ATM so you have the chance of overlapping 2 golden cookie buffs. So whenever frenzy is active , that's a good time to use that spell

It makes me mad when the golden cookies are right there and he doesn’t care

I don’t know why I care about his cookie empire so much. But I do. A lot.

Your not spending dollars, your spending cookies damn it

Ah yes, more idle gaming content!!! Just what I needed! This is the good stuff!!!

Those cookies are helpful and respected members of society!

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.

Hey DF! Three major tips to help propel your cookie production into the stratosphere: 1. Only spell you really wanna use is Force the Hand of Fate. By using it while already under the effects of a Golden Cookie you can stack the bonuses of multiple Golden Cookie effects for some *rediculous* results. 2. For your Pantheon, I highly recommend putting Godzamok in the left slot. It's counter-intuitive, but selling all your Farms, Mines, Factories, Banks, and Temples while under the buffs of other Golden Cookies can multiplies those rediculous multipliers by another 1,000% or more! Buying back after is cheap. 3. Wait longer to ascend! Because growth is exponential, you'll quickly start to even outpace the increasing requirements to prestige, allowing you to get to higher numbers faster than you would by continually knee-capping yourself! I would recommend waiting until you get another 436 levels to Ascend again, but you can get away with 386 if you don't mind losing out on a little value.

Everyone in the comments is offering tips for DF to play as efficiently as possible, which would make his gameplay identical to everyone else's gameplay

...also leave spaces in-between seeds in your garden...this allows the seeds to "possibly" mutate into something else.

just a tip if you want to "ruin the fun" naming yourself insertnamesaysopensesame will unlock dev tools and ruin the fun gives you a crazy amount of cookies

ah yes the most enticing content on the market right now

Ohhhh, this is going to get good..... how long until the horrors from beyond start to creep in? :D

Hey, farm minigame, you got 6 spots put 4 corn at the ends, you can get mutant plants and new breeds spawning in the tiles next to plants you planted, its ideal to have 2 plants you planted adjacent next to a single empty plot as this is more likely to cause mutant plants, cross-breed plants and random plants to spawn in the empty tile. Try to wait till the last second before a plant expires to dig it up and replant for max benefit

DF,one of best prestige upgrades is dragon egg,cause when you hatch it and let it grow,you get boosts that you can choose,for example: Dragonflight golden cookie bonus(x1111 cookies per click) Comparably to your current: click frenzy bonus(x777 cookies per click)

Dangerously funny voice sound so monotone because he's been tortured in games for a long long time he's rage has subsided now he's just a empty shell of his former self forced to play games for eternity this shall be the new Lore Haza

You need to place the crops in a checkerboard pattern, empty spaces are where the mutations happen.

Once you're up there earning heavenly chips sit there for a while, each one is only 1% cps bonus.

Farming may be the most interactive mini-game, but I love the stock market.

grinding this game in elementary school hit different🤣

DF can make anything interesting without trying

you can only progres in the farms by mixing mature wheat with mature weeds which only plant themselves randomly with ferilizer and dont yeald anything

Thank you for cheering me up with your vids df

for an easy achievement, sell 1 grandma... also watching DF not understand the garden is *chefs kiss* amusing XD

Not sure if anyone is still watching these videos, but a good strategy i use to gain a lot of cookies is after a golden cookie appears, use the power "Force the Magic Hand of Fate" (from the wizard towers) and click both golden cookies, you have a pretty good chance of having 2 multipliers at once which greatly boost the production.

Rtgames just streamed this! What’s with people play such an old game at the same time? I’m not complaining just surprised at the odds

I would recommend waiting for 100ish heavenly chips before your next ascension

Hey! Those cookies are valued and respected members of society!

you know this man has transcended his fingers to the 9th level

DF, I’m proud of you calculating those percentages and how much flat income it would add. This is real character development out here, homie is improving at math as we watch him

I'm glad I get to watch other people play this stupid game and I don't have to myself

Hey DF! If you use inspect element you can change the amount of cookies you have, it also gives you an achievement for cheating

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

The best spell is the one that summons a golden cookie, you really shouldn't waste your energy on any other (golden cookie effects stack and it leads to the biggest boosts in the game).

“Just click cookies” they said “It will be simple” they said.

Oh god, he is addicted

This is an idea for this game tried getting upwards to possibly 400 grandmas since they boost a lot of things

Keep going. Higher and higher. Don't have rookie numbers DF

ay bro don't push yourself to much, sleep if you need to. We love you either way

Df likes cats ,sharks ,eating and fishing and food

Cookie clicker was always like this? With stocks and planting seeds I don't remember that

Aww, he's a Cookie Clicker baby! Soon he'll be making quatrodecillions of cookies

you need to buy more mine or else the milk wont stop and the cookie will drown

Ah yes, Stupid Cookies. The dummy variant of cookie.

Always good to see you play my favourite game.

please just click the spell to summon a golden cookie next time instead of getting the conjure baked goods. you can get a click frenzy which will multiply your clicks by 777 times

Dang he already at that strawberry milk

yo df, you should seriously keep some cookies in the bank, golden cookies are WAYY more important the more cookies you have

I wonder of anyone else realised that all the grandmas are actually named. If you put your cursor over them, you can see what they are named :)

One trick is to get the first or two levels lf wizard towers. So you can take the risk of hoping to get a hand of fate and get a 777 boost ontop of the frenzy boost whcih quickly adds up. I had 3 of those and went from 5 prestiege to a 185 186 in a mattar of hours.

Day 3 of asking DF to play kingdom rush, I think he would find it fun

We have Technoblade, the potato king, and DF, the cookie overlord

you should stop using conjure baked goods. It's not worth it. Use force the hand of fate. If it backfires you just don't click the cookie and you're only out mana, but if it works you get a golden cookie which gives a chance for click frenzy, which is the most overpowered buff with an autoclicker.

That your name to "dangerouslyfunnysaysopensesame" to get a secret achievement

So no one gonna tell him about the achievement called hacked cookies where you call your bakery isaysopensesame

When do you think he'll realise that he's just buying more buildings not upgrading them

Here for good content Toby dog respects good creators 🙃

Get df 5 million subscribers to make him suffer for more

I admire your dedication 🎩🧐☕

didn't even start the vid and had to add a like, i love this nigga vids bro

his head math is scary good.

I was about to comment that DF needs to reflect on his life making this a series but I remember me watching these and feel entertained…

i'm looking forward to watching him go through the Grandmapocalypse

He could just made his name in the game sesame says open

He needs to upgrade grandmas, they’re OPAF

wait untill he finds out about the grandmapocalypse

DF should play Ordinal Markup for some really big numbers

Your voice is so calm 😊

Hey DF, because of a little debate under another comment: Is RU-vid you full-time-job or is it something like a hobby?

Holy moly you are my new god “dangerously funny”

Conjure golden cookies when you get a frenzy or click frenzy

if you buy a ton of cursors you can get x10 profit upgrades i think

youtube broke again

somehow, seeing you leave the cursor at 100 when you could probably get another 100 quite easilly triggered me. :v it adds autoclickers to your autoclickers

Does anybody actually expect DF to play in an efficient manner?

Wow

comment 50 at 2 min hell ya! Keep up the great videos DF!

Tip: do a manual save before doing the spell so if it backfires just close and reopen the game i did it on browser and it works

Leave it on over night with ur mouse on the cookie and auto clicker on.

Hey DF, autoclick the golden cookie, you won’t regret it

Ppl in Comments : Man Df is getting better at math with each clicker game DF : “so with this grandma upgrade mines will get 1% cps per 2 grandmas, so we’ll be at 70% extra cps with 35 grandmas” 😐😐😐

You should play swords and magic 'n stuff again soon. It has changed a lot since you last played it, and it also has a new update on friday

For the love of god never prestige after just getting one heavenly chip. You need like 600 before prestiging the first time, let alone on your second run. Also, you need to put more sugar lumps into your farms for the minigame. You'll want the greater rewards for participating in it's shenanigans. Also also, the deity you keep putting in the diamond slot deactivates when you click a golden cookie. So, you'd be better off putting something else in there. Edit: Your antics irritate me

why the hell these vedios r better than an actuall game wth

I love this game so much

what auto clicker does DF use?

i spent over 10k+ hours clicking stupid cookies to get ALL of the achievements

You should wait a lot longer to ascend

*cookie clicker* My favorite I spent every class time clicking cookies :p😩

DF always finds a way to make people's day happier, he has inspired me to start my own channel🦓🦁

Sometimes I forget he has an auto clicker and am greatly disturbed by his cps

What does the level up on the bottom right of the milk do?

Play Universal Paper Clips, thank me later