I Survived 1,000 Days Of Hardcore Minecraft (FULL MOVIE) 

brb making 2000 days

2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

Warden: *exists* Kolanii: And i took that personally

I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.

the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

Who is ready for 2000 days

the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

This is longer than the fnaf movie

I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers

Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life. And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start RU-vid a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^

It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

How is bro so calm?

I like to rewatch this from time to time

Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

Kolanii is the only RU-vidr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!

You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

"I like Smite" *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

Kolanii is that one RU-vidr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!

'okay villagers how we doing, oh you're asleep. oh good idea.' *kolanii commits murder to 2 villagers and kills himself*

I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

0:50 Greatest quote ever

This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS

0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out." Love it lol

I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab

This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

This was honestly 2 hours well spent

Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all

This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂

Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”

Always a good day when kolanii posts Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

When the ender dragon respawned my heart fr dropped thank god that was a backup world

Here’s a tip for getting gold go to Mesa biomes gold is very common there

Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!

Quotes by Kolanii: 0:50:” Elon Musk,Jeffery Bazos,Bill Gates, Mr Krabbs. What do all these tycoons have in common? That’s right an insatiable amount appetite…for wealth.” 5:21: “Gimme that sweet firey nectar.” 5:32: “Ender Pearl eyes” 7:12: “Ha,trust me I am not interested in your kid. Unless he has Ender Pearls. 8:06: “Okay, she’s coming down for her BELLY TICKLES! Someone likes some TICKLES?! 8:24 : “Oh,these guys want tickles too? 10:31 : “I wish you all the best in your…Imprisonment.” 10:37: “brilliant” 10:59:”Granted your ears may be bleeding, but at least you get those sweet levels bruh.” 11:11: “Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! And you, and you and you, and this guy and that one, and you, and her,and him!” 11:34: “Just straight spinning” 12:41: “You mine,you mine,you mine,get-get out the bed” 13:16: “Now comes my favorite part, doing nothing! 13:30: “hello…” 15:53: “Yes! Thank you :D” 19:28: “Okay one thing I don’t understand, how were there two chickens there? How-how where there two chickens there?” 23:40: “hmmm… hmm… hm… Nice :]” 25:55: “Okay now we have to but a giant obsidian circle, and if my calculations are correct which they always AREN’T!” 32:42: “An now I AKF in my little AFK…Uh hole” 33:22: “Look at all that fakery. Isn’t it Marvelous? Isn’t it beautiful?” 33:46: “I-I think I might cry,um…” 1:02:20: “ WOT?…WOT?! 1:02:54: “Okay, so all the maps are done. I don’t know weigher to celebrate or cry, maybe a little bit of both?” 1:03:25: “Those clouds though 1:04:38:” Beyond mere aesthetics? There is nothing beyond mere asthmatics,pal.” 1:06:15:” whatareyougonnadobro?”

i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke

I swear this guy has a degree in architecture

kolanii's dry humor is literally everything

This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮 Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤

for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

When the ender dragon destroyed the towers I was like “NOOOOO” and then you said it was a backup world and I got this huge sense of relief

If this man’s effort doesn’t get him into Hermitcraft then idk what will

As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting great work man

Feels like I'm watching Wheatley from portal 2 play Minecraft hardcore and it's perfect

Mad respect. This has honestly provided me so much inspiration. Ty

Alternate title: true dedication

I remember the good'ol'days when fighting the enderdragon took months of preparation now it's just BEDS

this came on accidentally but i couldnt stop watching and i've just finished it and want to see more

Team rubix cube 👇

Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣

Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them. They're overly entertaining to watch!

that one dog that’s just sitting in the cave chilling as he sees the chat saying all his siblings and children are dying

The dog and chickens. Brilliant.

Found you last night and I'm addicted to your channel it's very rare I can sit through a 2hour video without watching things in between and I just finished this almost in one sitting, You're amazing and deserve every subscriber

This man is by far the best minecraft content creator so gen, especially making it more funnier

Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr

The editing and narration is on point

It's amazing how kolanii sacrifices his time for our entertainment

Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

Got to an hour and was like surely he can’t keep going . Says a lot that he still kept me watching . Great vid. Man’s putting all my Minecraft creative worlds to shame fr 😂

THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY PUSHING BACK THE HIDDEN LORE OF MINECRAFT WITH ALL OF THE NETHER STUFF HE IS DOING

I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD

THIS IS SO INSANELY GOOD OH MY GOD it’s very creative I want to draw some of these 😍