I Survived 2b2t. This Is How. 

Poor Tommy is going to be corrupted. F in the chat boys.

"Since you have more than three subscribers, they'll be hunting you down." My guy speaks words of wisdom

"Oh you're in lava, you're fine" ....Never a phrase I expected to hear in minecraft

i love how they're so casual about being stuck in lava while 10 withers are shooting at them

“You have more than 3 subs so they have to hunt you down” Seems about right

"Do you see this user?" "Yes Tommy." "His continued existence offends me." "Understood Tommy."

“Aight, Goujon get on your chestplate.”

Tommy innit: I survived 2b2t Also Tommy innit: Has two bodyguards, and still dies in normal combat

Nobody: Me: Just killed TommyInnit, feelin' good

"The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" FitMC: I raised that boy

"it's cute how you're so excited"

youtuber: logs in to 2b2t everyone: i sense a disturbance in the force

*"The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"* *FitMC would be proud...*

Kid: “people are hunting you down” Tommy: “ WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ARE HUNTING ME DOWN” Kid: “ you have more than 3 subs” LMAOOO

Tommy: "Yesss. Thank you RU-vid, you have just saved my life!" Literally a few seconds later: "You have more than 3 subs, so therefore they had to hunt you down."

Those kids are like battered war veterans introducing a new recruit to the war.

Unfidelity: My little brother recognises you :D" Tommy: *Execute him* Bois: *Yes master* Unfidelity died

those 2 kids were so cool holy shit

Guy: do you want me to EXECUTE him? Tommy:Yes Guy: okay GOUJON put on you chestplate This part mwde ma laugh so hard HAHAHA

Those kids are gonna be surprised how popular tommy got after the past months

“It’s so cute how you’re so excited 🙂” THE MONOTONE VOICE MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

"There's no rules, *no staff* , NOTHING!" Housemaster: Are you *SURE* about that?

This is what Dream SMP would look like in Technoblade's dreams

lmao it's so funny how they execute. "Aight, can you guys execute?" "yeah sure" *casually blows up player*

Tommy joining 2b2t is like a 4 year old joining a biker gang

This feels like the dark web of minecraft

I feel like sanju and boujon are survivors of an apocalypse, which, they kind of are

I accidentally read "I survived 2021. This is how" *and i wonder why*

“It’s so cute how you’re so excited” tommy was complimented by a woman. Achievement got

Tommy: I think we should go to the nether Everyone: *Why are you suicidal*

Hasn't anyone noticed how child friendly Tommy was before meeting Wilbur Soot and QuackityHQ?

the tables have turned. tommy is now the oldest and he’s playing with a bunch of hacking 12 yr olds

"Don't fall off the highway next time" "No matter how much you want the content"

"Do you want us to exeute him?" "Aight, get your chestplate on" Tommy: Yes my minions, kill, kill!

Lets all come together and give the respect to those soldiers that stood by Tommyinnit by assisting him through the badlands of the 2b2t server.

“ I killed techno” just going to ignore that techno killed him about 4 times in smp earth an countless other times

The joy in Tommy's voice when he said"I FOUND A WOMAN" was insane

14:02 "TommyInnit is cute owo" This is also the guy who said "It's cute when you're so excited" S i m p

Tommy: “The oldest Anarchy server.” FitMC: *heavy breathing*

Tommy: I’m going to hold a respawn totem Also Tommy: takes off totem and puts on shield

Tommy: “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

he really just said "its so cute how you get so excited" and tommy just responded "okay, thanks" lmaoo pls-

I feel like you *need* to say “the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” after saying 2b2t or else you are disrespecting it.

FitMC: Tommy’s gonna get corrupted f in chat boys. Tommy: No one can corrupt tommyinnit do not worry fitmc Also Tommy: *uses hacks*

Tommy I’m so proud of you, you’re playing with other kids your age

I love how they literally act like they've been here for literal years, they know every place, and Tommy looks like he's just an average traveller- LOL

TommyInnit: *Sees a woman* Woman: “Get in hole!” TommyInnit: *Gets in the hole and dies*

Tommy: "I survived 2b2t." Also Tommy: *proceeds to die 2 times in the first minutes*

“it’s so cute how you’re so excited” HAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA it’s like they’re war veterans

“Its so cute how you’re so excited” “...thanks”

Tommy: (Does a 2b2t video) FitMC: *It's free real estate*

“No, he’s no with us” “Do you want us to execute him?” “Yes, please”

"Its been around for like 7 years" Wow its older than tommy

Tommy be like: "I survived 2b2t, this is how: *takes op stuff some guy gave him a year ago*

I like how the kid was hitting on Tommy for most of the time

* tommyinnit joins 2b2t * 2b2t players: *flashbacks to the camping rusher*

I haven’t watched yet but I know he won’t survive the whole time

Tommy: Couldn't kill the woman. Everyone: Something is wrong i can feel it. Woman: Turns out to be a guy.

this reminds me of those apocalypse movies where the gang shows around the new kid

the moment when tommy dies and he has diamond armor and golden chestplate and other op stuff..

Dang I never expected to see the old netherrack block ever again

“Goujon, get on your chestplate.” 🤣

Okay but the people who helped tommy are pog-

I used to think Tommy was so annoying but after watching sky wars and his fude with technoblade, and now the dream smp serve series. Can't get enough now, you got a new subscriber

8:08 ‘Name a woman you can’t trust’ *cough* *cough* *katerino*

How to know when someone doesn’t see girls that much: “ITS A WOMEN!”

i love how he immediately trusts anyone who he thinks is a woman jfjdhebd

tommy if you were to go back on 2b2t once more please don't demolish the road stops, maintaining the highway is difficult

my brain literally cannot process that goujon is my classmate

“The oldest Anarchy Server on Minecraft” isn’t even a description for 2b2t anymore. It’s literally a part of its name.

Tommy: TF IM BEING HUNTED DOWN 2b2t Regulars: Eh, Just another Tuesday.

"You have more than 3 subs so therefore you must be hunted." Dang wish that worked for musicians

Fun new game to play during quarantine: Take a shot every time tommy says “survive” in this video

“The youngest child on an anarchy server in Minecraft”

2b2t is honestly like a goddamn myth or legend, like the story of Herobrine or something else lmao

"aight Goujon get on your chestplate" freaking hit man

Bruh Tommy got carried the whole game NewChunks and SankuGG need a back masage after that video

Damn, tommy is like a mafia boss in this video just ordering these people to execute players.

How to survive 2B2T: 1. Pay for priority 2. Obtain the gear you already have in your ender chest

Aight, I'll be waiting for the L'manburg base in 2b2t

i love how he has downloaded like a billion hacked clients and didnt use a single one of them

sanku just casually placing down DRAGON EGGS while Tommy and goujon fight

i love how he leaked his cords and no one trapped it lmao

It’s been around for longer than 7 years: 10 years actually

Bruh that kid- I've heard his voice before. I swear to god

Tommy: Just exposed my cords feeling uneasy

Nobody: Tommy at 3:30 “ITs A woMeN!!?!????”

14:03 "You got it from an e-girl don't worry about it bruh-"

This is like a time traveller ending up in a dystopian future where everybody but him has super evolved to get superpowers and are constantly at war with each other. Now Tommy the Lost Time Traveller and his two friends, Woman and The-Guy-Who-Kills-Tommyinit-Later-On, have to take on this world of superpowered humans. Kinda epic tbh

Poor Tommy, he listed his coordinates at the end, he's going to get bullied

2024 anyone? this if my memory isn’t failing me is the first tommyinnit video i ever watched

“they were calling me a squeaker, which is fair”

HE SAID THE LINE!! HE SAID THE LINE!!! "THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER ON EARTH" HE DID IT!!

Now i know why Tommy is so addicted of eating g apple in techno's base

Lol, I can’t believe Tommy’s overtaken techno and soon vikk

"I survived 2b2t" Proceeds to die 5 seconds after he logs in 1:20 to 1:25 :D

“IT’S A WOMAN” -Discord server moderators

I love how everyone has names for everyone they like know what they’re doing lmao

You know it makes a special sort of sense that Tommy used to play on the anarchy server

Famous RU-vidrs: let's record 2b2t! The player's social hierarchy there: No, I don't think you will.