I Tried DISNEY ADULT Dating Websites 

Just a reminder, Belle is a freak, she didn't know beast was human and she was ready to open her gates to her magic world.

"If I get to heaven and they charge $5.50 for a churro I will be...a little upset" is my new favourite quote.

Asking your partner for permission was a good move. I’d definitely give my boyfriend some nasty looks if I saw Disney meet up apps on his phone. I’d honestly rather catch him on tinder

“Gaston build” HAD ME CACKLING 💀

1:24 "Some a**hole dressing up like mickey and helicoptering his mousekatool" made me audibly laugh this was pretty funny

Funky is so kind for dabbling their toes into the hell of Disney adult website

Former Mouse Mingle member: There's quite a toxic side to it as well. A lot of the guys on it want someone who looks like a Disney princess and had traditional values. I also got asked to join in a roleplay with someone who wanted me to be Ariel and him Triton. I dont think I lasted a full day on that site. I wish I'd kept the chat history.

Why did Kurtis Connor shave his mustache?

The fact that they call themselves 'Disney Nerds' and not 'DisNerds' is depressing.

There is a very big divide between "Disney Adults" and adults who like disney. The Disney Adults scare the regular people away

Disney adults are something else , when I was like seven I saw a adult rip a Mikey mouse toy from a kids hand and buy it for themselves -

My Mom is a Disney adult, and honestly I sort of get it. She lives in Florida half of the year and has already been to the parks this year 4 separate times on multiple night stays. We actually spent this past Christmas at Fort Wilderness and downtown Disney. My mom in general is a little scattered and has a hard time finding happiness in her day 2 day life, so when she drags us all (her adult children) to disney with her or I see her going with her friends all in their 50s and 60s for the 12th time in a year, it doesn't even phase me anymore and I sorta like to get in on it when I can. Whatever brings other people joy in this world full of chaos I've grown to respect.

Why has nobody commented on how adorable that exchange between Frog and Partner was? So wholesome and HEALTHY 😊❤

The one-two punch of the failed outfit twirl transition immediately followed by the phrase "ready to get wasted and finger blaysted at Epcot"... That's pure cinema.

They really make a dating site for everyone…

“She’s the type of person to say her eyes are green, when they’re obviously blue, but in the right kind of light, sure in order to like yourself” that is too funny 😂 I know of people who actually do this

Disney has two options from what I see. Either they’re gonna crash and burn in a blaze of absolute glory and bad decisions or, they’ll magically pull another renaissance of creativity out of their asses. It should be entraining either way for me.

"Hey gurl can I get into your mickey mouse clubhouse??". These are one of the many lines I can think of.

The scary and hilarious thing about the swinging joke is... Meet Upon Main was originally something called SWINGERS UPON MAIN... and it was a Disney Adult swinger website.

That transformation twist killed me 💀thank you!!!!

“Because I’m not on there” BRO THAT WAS SMOOTH 😭😭🙏🙏

Disney adults are a whole different species

The fact you asked who I assumed is your significant other if you could download dating apps for the video was wholesome.

When you called to get “ permission” oh man, it was so cute. 😊 💕

Can we please talk about how sweet their partner is 🥺 like they are so cute with each other

My best friend is a Disney Adult. We all saw that coming. Growing up, her parents were in the Disney Vacation Club and went of trips and cruises several times a year, often taking friends and family with them. My family couldn’t afford to go on big vacations, but my friend’s family were nice enough to let me tag along and let me pretend to be one of their annual pass holding family members😂 Every time my friend went, she always brought me back things like candy from Goofy’s candy shop, Mickey rice crispies, etc. She has been to the parks over 100 times in her life and knows everything there is to know about Disney which is why it came as no surprise to anyone when she got engaged at Disney World, had a somewhat Tangled/UP/Starwars themed Wedding shower and Wedding, and a honeymoon in (you guessed it) Disney. Maybe it’s a little cringe, but generally I would say a lot of Disney Adults are harmless and very sweet people who just want to “keep the magic alive” and feel like there’s some part of their life that remains fun and innocent and nostalgic. I don’t mean those obnoxious and insufferable rude people who say stuff like they wish parents wouldn’t bring their kids to the parks lol, but a lot of the people who work at Disney, work in their animation studios and people who love Disney in general are just in touch with their inner child and I think that’s okay.

I "accidentally" called myself a Disney adult to one of my friends and they immediately corrected me and said: "No, no, no. You're an adult who likes Disney, not a Disney adult." And proceeded to explain to me what the difference was and I was HORRIFIED x'D Glad my friend caught me saying it before I made a habit of calling myself that pffft xD

10:50 "the connection to site is not secure...fuck it" was *immediately* followed by a mid-roll temu ad for me,,, feels prophetic

"am I learning something about myself? I hate it when that happens" I am fucking in love with this line and will proceed to quote this until I die

7:50 holy shit that wig really does make you look like a different person. Like seriously could rob a bank and no one would be suspicious it was even you.

“Gaston build” took me out 💀

“And they already have more than enough lawsuits on their white gloves hands as it is.” Jesus, what was that? 11 separate lawsuits in a 3 second scroll? I want a video explaining the various Disney lawsuits now! I bet there’s some stories in there

As a guy named vincent who is currently hand cutting paper streamers into heart-shaped confetti to put in a basket of valentines gifts for his wife, i do not claim "mouse-mingle Vincent", his name is now bobbithan.

The statement: "You shouldn't allow your devotion to [anything] overshadow your entire personality" (12:30) applies to SOOOOOOOO many things.

As an adult that enjoys Disney but not obsessed, it would be nice to have friends who have an interest in the theory and history and costumes from the live actions. I don’t need a whole separate dating experience since I’m fine with friends and Disney is not a personality.

Omg, watched this cause a friend I knew ages ago met their partner on a mouse mingle and they are literally one of the 4 success stories

“Am I learning something about myself? I hate it when that happens” And I’ve learned how much I relate to that line

6:37 this is genuinely so sweet

I may be sad, depressed and alone, but not that sad depressed and alone

Its like looking at a gender neutral kurtis conner

I am SO sorry, but you beaning yourself on the shelf as you spun around was truly classic! I'm glad you're ok and invluded it! Nothing quite like a pratfall!😂

these dishes are gonna get so washed while i listen to this video you guys don’t even know

They made a dating sight for farmers, millionaires, fishers what's next 😭

The interaction between frog and their partner, was the cutest thing ever!! Truly filling my heart with joy

asking your partner for permission to download the dating site was so sweet!

8:34 “I don’t want all the boys to come to the yard, Dean” -Castiel: Supernatural

As a Disney Adult myself (but not this bad of a disney adult) i would 1. Never download a disney adult dating app 2. Never roleplay disney in the bedroom

seeing you interact with ur partner made me realize youre a real person and not just my little youtube frog 😔

2:53 this part where you just essentially “break character” and giggle is very pure and cute idk just thought I’d point that out

"helicoptering his mouseketool" killed me, I choked on my coffee and I'm absolutely using that line on someone

I like cheese.

6:28 help that is so cute

The ad at 3:06 actually scares me, "Prayers to the Disney gods" are we at that level of worship already?

As the daughter of a Disney adult, Disneybounding is actually a really cute and fun concept. Not only for Disney characters, but just generally getting creative and putting together an outfit that resembles a fictional character. I’m a huge A:TLA nerd so one time I did what I guess you’d call “Katarabounding.”

I’m glad Funky was able to talk about these weird a$$ websites without dunking on (most) Disney adults. I personally don’t like Disney that much, but as an autistic person I find it uncomfortable how many people find joy in bullying adults for showing commonly recognised autistic traits (special interests, info-dumping, stimming by flapping their hands and acting “over-excited,” missing social cues, avoiding eye contact, etc.)

8:27 GUHSTAWN BUILD??

2:42 i came to the comment section solely to see if there are answers to this lol

Aw, that little call with your partner was so cute!

6:47 That was the cutest thing I saw today.

Ppl are selling their souls to Disney at this point. I can't imagine throwing your life's savings on an expensive mouse.

Charging to message people makes perfect sense, especially the high price. You're a lot less likely to troll people if you have to pay to do it, and I can see a website like this drawing a lot of trolls.

okay but that fact you called your boyfriend and asked if he was okay with you checking out these dating apps is just so caring and respectful

Your little smile after saying "I love you too" says it all. You two clearly have such a healthy, happy relationship

I had a really awful, crappy day at work today. I’m a nurse and I love my job but occasionally you get days that really question your purpose in life. Today’s was one of those days. But this video has had me in fits of laughter since I came home, and honestly, you’ve made me feel so much better. So Thank you so much for that ❤

I met my boyfriend through Galaxy of Heroes, a Star Wars mobile game… So I can’t blame people for wanting to join sites where they can meet people with the same interests. But these particular sites are definitely total scams.

7:55 "am I learning something about myself. I hate it when that happens" this made me laugh alot

This is so specific. My asexual ass is already having trouble finding other asexuals. Adding a whole theme filter is even worse

I lost it at "R.L. STINE?!"

I love how you vocally declared youve committed only 10 bucks to the bit but also possibly breaking your face or that bookshelf to it too

I rewatched that outfit transition fall like 80 times LMAO

6:16 I love this❤ it’s so wholesome

I forgot how much I was a sucker for slapstick until I saw you face plant from that jump spin 😂😂😂 I'm still wheeze laughing

Awe that clip where you called your partner was funny and sweet lol

''Do she groove upon your emporor till you move" had me chortling

8:21 my favorite part other than that cute interaction with your partner😁

My dad was one of the designers for Disneyland (before the awful mass COVID layoffs) So it’s always been so weird to me seeing how much people lose their shit over this stuff because I also know an aggressive amount of Disney facts but like I’m not obsessed over it. Anyways fun fact the guy who designed the people mover and doom buggies is gay!

8:49 Someone just straight up told me their eyes change color-

Not me thinking it was called meet upon maine and just assuming they were trying to banish all the disney adults to maine like an even more cursed storybrook

"do she groove on your emperor till you new?" 💀

6:42 that was so cutee

I have to say I absolutely loved that you filmed getting permission from your partner

funky frog thank you for including that adorable conversation between you and your partner it made my day just as much as seeing a sausage dog would

Usually how those sites work is a bot messages you and you have to pay to see the message. 99% sure the bots are from the company itself.

10:00 apparently to be “most discussed” you need to take a picture not at Disney - that’s Hogwarts in the background and that’s a…different park

2:34 OMG, WHY?! JUST WHY??!😭

I LOVE “whether I organised it by newest first or most compatib- WAIT RL STEINN?” 😭😭

okay as someone who's moving in with a guy in June that i met on a They Might be Giants fan Discord server i can't actually make fun of these people without being a little hypocritical

I always knew that there had to have been some weird Eyes Wide Shut styled Disney themed swingers action out there, and now I feel validated in that assumption.

Helicoptering his mouskatool.... I can't. I'm not even laughing I'm too busy trying to remembering how to breathe. That is the best thing I've ever heard.

my mom is a Disney adult and glued mouse ears to me and made me tap dance fir 49 hours straight

OK - the partner phone call warmed my cold, slowly dying heart in the midst of all that other adult Disney chaos

the concept of disney adults is so insanely dystopian 😭

Gaston build😭 8:24

!!!!! You look completely different in that wig and no glasses oh my god!!! You could definitely use that look as a disguise in the future 😂❤

"am i learning something about myself? i hate it when that happens." REAL

the phone call with your partner was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen omg 😭😭

Hey FunkyFrogBait! I'm currently very sick and I've been binging your content recently. It’s one of the only things keeping me awake to hydrate and eat. My throat has been very sore, so I can't laugh at the jokes, yet I'm very happy to watch your content through this draining time lol.

JUMPSCARE LIST!! 11:22 (super spooky, gave me goosebumps)

I'm so sorry but calling your partner before downloading the apps is just the sweetest thing in the world

7:15 THAT'S A WIG?? Damn, frog's Dolly Parton-ing like a boss 🔥🔥🔥