I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American... 

No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job

And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing

Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!

Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west) **NOTHING changes**

Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎ Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑

I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy

Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep

This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established

6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution

Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️

As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍

As a European I'm surprised that you as an American can name at least one country

I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video

As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time

As a European I expected a lot. But THAT... You overshot my expectations in every possible way.

As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL* What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T *10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:

Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD

As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.

We gained half of Belgium We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176 So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!

As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)

*Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!

This video is genius. The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.

3/7 fixing UK 4/7 fixing the rest of Europe this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed

"Flanders should become part of the Netherlands" Ah sh*t, here we go again.

As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink

As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.

As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD

9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france

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As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.

as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.

as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.

Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD

Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize

As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day edit: creativity is always welcome

4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.

BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped

you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel

Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?

As a Dutch person, i see this as an absolute win, we finally got the half of Belgium that was basically budget Netherlands already anyways, so we can start fixing their roads and bicycle infrastructure

I accidentally read the title as “f***ing Europe” which I mean it kinda happened

Türkiye: Cyprus is mine! Greece: No is mine! UN: 5:02

Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco! 😊

8:48 and Hungary finally gets an access to the sea!

„RUKRAINE” GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO

As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win

"fixing europes borders" **proceeds to rip apart an entire island**

10:45 LOL

Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.

As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).

"It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?" "OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"

As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours

As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever Now please do Fixing America As A European

Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:

As someone from Galway in the west of Rhode Ireland I am so happy to finally unite with our family, not the Northern Irish, but the Boston Irish

As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩 P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂

As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...

As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.

*all dreams have their meaning* my dreams:

I dont know if that 'Wales in NZ' joke was meant to be reference to this but Wales was left of an EU map in the early 2000s, the literally drew Great Britain without Wales on it...

Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time

Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.

Man doesnt change borders. He changed entire continent💀

bruh, you got rid of Devon too while moving Cornwall XD

Slowing turning Germany back was genius.

11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary

hahahahahahaha straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed

5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"

As a german I see this as an absolute win

Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.

i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!

what you did with germany killed me xD as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha

Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪

9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King

"They both lose, like I said great compromiseer" Now that's the forward thinking I like

at this point the vanishment to antarctica feels more like a blessing than a punishment

You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though

Bro made the first day of the year, the worst day of the year. Great start💀

7:42 we’re actually closer to some of our old lands. Works for me. :)

7:59 The American put orthodox christians next to Dagestan and stated "Russia...there we go perfect". Find the mistake..come on xD

The Netherlands was never touched LOL

Great idea, idk why Great Britain stopped manifest destinying

mom: we’re going to France! me: 😳 mom: oh, looks like the Eiffel Tower froze me: 🫢

DONT LET BLUD COOK AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

this man doesn't need freedom, freedom needs him

9:35 As a Pole I approve.

Step 1: search where Europe is

damn he is good at history and geography

3:50 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!? 🇮🇪☘️

As a german, i must say that i love the way you handeled france ❤

What is the name of the app you used? And above all, where did you find the editable world map?

good video and that make me laugh🤣😂but what app is this (i sub and like)

11:13 , fuck, I’m dead.

Europe in alternate universe💀

As a portuguese, 10:40 this is my honest reaction:😳

4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂

Jako Polak dziękuję ci za unieszkodliwienie Niemiec zamienie Białorusi w kwadrat i zmianę polski w ziemię polarną. Dziękuję!! 💪❤️

As an English person I knew we would get some form of grief... but Ireland by far got the worst fate. Edit: Just got to the part where France joins us in Antarctica. We just topped Ireland.

well done, a perfect summary of USA foreign policies and exactly how USA approaches solving international problems, randomly and nonsensically

9:32 well, most of problems with Germany began with their union, so now they shouldn't reunite lol