i tried to fuck Scott Disick. now Bella Thorne hates me. live footage lmao? 

Wait... did you try to steal Bella Thorne's man and then steal Bella Thorne from her man???

"why do you have a script? it's not an apology video." I CANT

Christine looks different in this video

we need a video where you & bella talk about that scott disick incident

Well she clearly doesn't hate you now

2:37 " why do you have a script *its not an apology video* " ELIJAH

“I was literally trying to steal her man” but you stole his girl

“bella thorne hates me.” later: they’re dating, in love, making music and videos together, thriving * makes fun of jake paul * later: they’re married and then divorced “noah cyrus hates me.” later: they’re hanging out, kissing, hyping each other up, sending love paragraphs

"i tried to fuck Scott Disick. now Bella Thorne is trying to fuck me."

A BITCH SPILLS HER OWN TEA NOW.

I dont think she hates you Tana.

why do I feel like the horse tranquilized friend was trevor

Bella thorne out here looking like jeffree stars long lost brother, jiffy triangle

He looks like Perez Hilton mixed with young Leonardo DiCaprio on drugs.

watching this after the tana and bella kissing photos surfaced the internet ☕️

“We took our tranquilized friend with us into the elevator.” “Our *horse* if you will.”

he looks like a young perez hilton

i don’t think she hates you anymore girl ;)

Am i the only one who thinks Bella looks like a homeless Jeffree Star..

Why does Elijah look like a mix of Shane Dawson and rumplestilskin

Roses are red, Tana likes to have fun, The story you want starts at 29:31

Aw they're both not wearing shirts

Tana: “Bella Thorne hates me.” Also Tana: *starts dating Bella Thorne* IM LIVING FOR THIS

Tana: “BELLA THORNE HATES ME” 4 months later “Bella Thorne is in her Hefner vid”

The fact she thinks Scott would want her after being with KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN. But then again ... he downgraded to Bella Thorne ... so

"Bella Thorne hates me." Oh how the times have channggeedd

i want this storytime turned into a movie what a fuckin ride

this and trevi’s 19 birthday story time will forever be my comfort videos

"An 18+ event... and i've been going since i was 14" that part cracked me up lmao

When you try and fuck Scott Disick and end up fucking his side piece

and now tana and bella are lovers lol edit thanks for all the likes hehe

This and the Trevor birthday video are my comfort videos

When I was 12 I got my tonsils removed but the anesthesia didn't work so they gave me ketamine and then I woke up in the recovery room freaking the fuck out. I was given a Popsicle and I held it at arms length and the nurse kept trying to push it back towards my mouth but she had 8 eyes so I didn't trust her and then a potted plant was flying at around the room and it scared me so bad I threw up. It was an awful experience, 0/10.

This is the best short film I've seen in a while

It's not tana's responsibility to censor herself so children don't see her content, it's the responsibility of the parents of those children. If she wants to yell at the camera about doing drugs at EDC then she is allowed to do that. It's the internet. Children are going to see far worse things online that will influence their behavior outside of this video. If you think recreational drugs are so awful then you've probably never done them and your life is monumentally boring lmao

WHY AM I REWATCHING THIS WHOLE THING

Literally not a fan of Tana BUT she literally lives out the life I was always avoiding. It's fckin awesome to see the other side. She has balls of steel and that was an epic ass story.

am I the only one that thinks he low key looks like Perez Hilton?

You guys are the type of people that you see at music festivals and everyone is thinking "how are they getting home".

this is my favorite video I always come back and watch this when I am in a weird headspace like idk how to explain it I love this duo

31:05 is when she talks about Scott Disick thank me later (:

Actually I like your channel better when you just admit you do drugs and shit. It was so obvious before lol.

Who's here after she dates Bella Thorne

I love the fact that in the beginning they censored names of casinos and friends and then as the video progresses they just let it all spill

hanging out with elijah has really done her good, she came a long way from pretending she didnt drink at coachella to being this real about drug use

He's weirdly attractive

"I smoke a lot of weed" I thought she didn't smoke? Like made a big deal out of how she doesn't.

“why would you buy a car this big if you weren’t going to drive us all home” I️ CANT BREATHE

"now Bella Thorne hates me." *starts dating Bella Thorne*

I miss the old Tana, the straight up gold Tana. Chop up the soul Tana, set on her goals Tana I hate the new Tana, the bad news Tana The always rude Tana, spaz in the news Tana I miss the sweet Tana, chop up the stories Tana I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Tana See, we invented Tana, it wasn't any Tana's And now I look and look around and there's so many Tana's I used to love Tana, I used to love Tana I even bought the pink merch, I thought I was Tana What if tana made a storytime about Tana. Called "I Miss The Old Tana"? Man, that'd be so Tana.

"i tried to throw a dildo at trump and got arrested by secret service" IM CRYING

My jaw DROPPED when I saw this was posted 7 YEARS AGO 💀

didn’t get bored once this whole 35 min video. this is everything.

"EDC is a 18+ event and ive been going since I was 15" I AM DEAD

Tana... why did you take that L? TAKE BELLAS MAN. She didn't give a fuck about him, she talked shit then came back to him lmao.

Story starts at 31:00

Tana grew up in a very prominent drug, "party-life" scene, so her laid back discussion/outlook on drugs is completely understandable .... but to all of tana's young fans..... xanax is not as casual as this video portrays. Don't fuck with xanax!!! It will fuck your life up and it will only end up hurting you, and most importantly your friends and family

"Why do you have a script, it's not an apology video" 😂😂😂😂 dead 💀

Everyone is always so mad at Tana but honestly subscribing to her is free entertainment so I don't mind lol

im waiting for the day YOU GET TO DATE BELLA THORNE OMG

okay but... who else would actually listen to an elijah daniel/tana mongeau podcast bc I WOULD

Tana seems like the type of girl in high school to go around bragging about how drunk she got at parties every weekend even though no one asked

"Why would you buy a car this big if you weren't gonna drive us all home?" 😂😂☠️

3 years later and this is definitely still one of my favorite Tana videos ever...I miss them being friends so much🥺💖

If this went on for two more hours I would watch every single second... not even kidding

Why does he look like Perez Hilton?

She looked soo cute here! She looked young, fresh, and unique. The pillow face & overfilled lips & old lady porcelain teeth trend needs to die!

gets banned for trying to throw a dildo at Donald trump?- a legend.

YALL SHE JUST WANTED SOME SCOTT DISDICK 😭😭

"Why do you have a script? It's not a apology video" Me-AHHHHHHHH *Dead on the floor laughing*

Yo whos here in 2019 shocked at Tana w no top lip

He got arrested for trying to throw a dildo at the president of the United States of America 👌 that is absolutely hilarious

BITCH BELLA THORNE IS BUSTED AS FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE STOLE YOUR MAN BACK SIS DONT KEEP THE L

I don't fuck with Tana, but the Lord knows I'll pick her any day over Bella Thorne.

who else is watching this while Tana and Bella are supposedly a "thing"? lol

My name is Bella Thorne and this is the time I found out I had dyslexia

"ya wait lemme get my friend." *comes back w security*

actual story of why bella hates tana starts at 30:52 .. you're welcome

This is my comfort video

Thought Elijah was as dead as Marbles.

bro i fucking love tana like she may be a pretty bad role model and a bitch and her story times may be so over exaggerated they're lies but i enjoy her videos and personality

When u hate tana but u hate Bella more so u like tana more now that she got Bella bothered as fuck

I love how we went from Bella hates me to Bella is the love of my life to Bella just ruined a bunch of sex workers lives and released quite possibly the worst song of the year about how much she now hates Tana

The Scott part doesn't come in until like the 31:00 minute mark everything before that was kinda pointless if that's what you guys wanna skip to yo welcome :)

i literally get second hand embarrassment when tana refers to herself as slim thicc

Bella Thorne's a snake anyways, zendaya was always better than her in shake it up

“I just want hug” omggggggg we need more people like this in the world

I give no fucks if Tana is lying. Her story times are hilarious 😂

Scott Disick story starts at 30:57

elijah is actually so attractive

*No one:* *Tana: “So on a dominos napkin I wrote...”* *Also nobody:* *Elijah: “WhY dO yOu hAve a ScriPt ItS NoT aN ApOloGy ViDeO?”* I wheezed 😂😂😂😂😂

why in this video does tana seem a lot more comfortable in this video? maybe it's cause she's with elijah but idk, but she seems a lot more like (i hate that i'm about to say this 😅) but her "old self", like how she used to be in her old bedroom videos. either way, i love tana and love the video

"I just want hug"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Why do you have a script it's not an apology video" I SCREAMED

Every time tana talks about doing drugs she somehow "accidently" does them. Like how do you accidently do drugs every time you talk about doing drugs??

Elijah gives me the vibe that he's always on drugs, that's why he's so sweaty.

"I will mother the fuck out of Mason and Penelope." BITCH WHAT ABOUT REIGN?!

When not a single ad plays 😹 this was entertaining as fuck tho

“And I think she hates me” girl your dating her

I would pay to see these two actually have a podcast