I turned Mario Wonder into a Nuzlocke 

nah that's so fine babe

Why would you apologize for this. You are making my 2024 ❤️

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook shut up

So content all month

Ayo

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookthanks for the engagement, fuckwit

he tried meth once and didn’t get addicted crazy shit

thanks Coney for mentioning how he once tried cocaine/heroin on accident

@@DoMorrMusichow do you try that on ACCIDENT (genuine question im now very curious)

@@DoMorrMusic they talk abt it in their podcast too (which I highly recommend)

My question is why the seeds get you high and not mushrooms. At least have it be moose pee or something accurate smh my head

​@@IneffableMasquerade A Finii pfp. Respectable o7

@OfficerBOPE None of you make content. The only thing any of you make is spam comments. Your bots are worthless.

This comment not ending with “And it is wonderful” greatly disappointed me.

The joke finally got translated to Japanese and miyamoto thought it was the funniest shit

Same, I went back and watched the whole ad out of embarrassment

honestly a dick move from alpha, it’s almost as if he likes scummy business practices

Leave it to alpharad to somehow troll the viewers like no one else.

@@ONLY_RR7 I literally did the same thing 😮

@@ONLY_RR7 what the fuck is wrong with you

what the fuck happened here

Holy shit I have never seen this many bots under one comment in my entire life

@@barczu6851 just report them

oh my god the five combo

Not alpharad liking the spam bot comments😭

the bots have gotten alpharad too😭

Rule 34 Elephant Peach Diap’d up

@@purpleblah2 :fear:

@UTTPAmericaWorldPolice oh god YOUR kind of bot has invaded the channel, I hate your kind so much

​@@purpleblah2can't wait for Goop Daisy rule 34

you forgor luigi between green Yoshi and toadette

Thanks

Nabbit's timestamp says 15 instead of 25

Bro Daisy fuckin killed it tho she lasted a whole 10 minutes

Wow, Daisy was acutally the one who lived the longest

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook dude this is so ugly, stop doing this type of thing.

It's actually worse than that. It's more like, anytime you accidentally drop some of the drug that you're doing, you can no longer buy it. Ever drop a weed nug? Say goodbye. Little bit of the powder got on the table? ggs. Hell, dropping a cigarette would cut you off of all nicotine and tobacco products off rip.

Dude you said the same thing about your content when I commented on a MatPat video

@@flomstuff-kk7fn Yeah I figured anyone with logic should just ignore the triple messenger over there lol

OH SHIT THEYRE HERE

​@Dued3896 they're almost one like every comment

​@@Dued3896It's not a world-ending disaster, it's just a bunch of kids who weren't hugged by their parents and have too much Internet time. Keep reacting like this if you feel pity towards them.

@@dinosaurusfeta As much as I wish they were a bunch of kids, the rabbit hole goes way deeper than that...

Man, now I want Hot Chocolate

Man tries so hard to overthink everything

koro da goat

oh i see taking ideas from raysfire are we

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook :/ why am I even surprised. Just when I think these goobers are gone they come back with more snot dripping down their nose than ever

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookwhat a loser

Fifth time's a charm I suppose

Real, that had me laughing in my chair.

I just spammed the right half of my screen lol

I had the ad playing, then double tapped right to that moment.

Ha! I tried that once.

I think we was talking about the rock pillar behind the block, the way the texture/pattern on it changes I could see how at a glance part of it would look like a platform.

​@@DiceBardOhh, okay. It messed me up because where it zooms in, the block is in the center.

I asked + shutup bot

​@@flowerghosttcomeback coulda been better tbh

@@IneffableMasquerade then make a better one yourself

bot

Damn bots :/

​@@AnAnnoyingFanjust report them

Fr im gonna have to start using that phrase, i HATE people who talk like that. It had a taste of cooperate conversation filler to it. Other than that i like the flower but COME ON man.

@@IneffableMasquerade Personally this is the one place it works for me just because it's the last place I was expecting it

To be fair, the flowers aren’t being sarcastic or degrading- they say everything with honest curiosity and sincerity. They’re not trying to be funny, they’re expressing their wonder to the world. Assuming that they’re being quippy when they’re not even using a sarcastic tone feels cynical to me. Like, imagine if this happened in the real world. “Wow, would you look at that!” “God, shut up, Josh, you’re so annoying. Stop trying to be funny.” “…This is why nobody hangs out with you, Carol.”

To paraphrase from another person in this very Comment section: It's because the flowers are asking things out of 100% sincere curiosity instead of the quippy sarcasm we've all come to know and just-barely-tolerate, and that genuine, overall positive tone manages to resonate all the way through to even the most bitter-cold of hearts.

Called throwing for content

​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCookOh my God shut up 😭

the bots got him 😔

They've done it before in other videos when talking about Toad

@@Pearl_Blossom oh I thought it sounded familiar

That's his evil twin brother and Ernie committed suicide with three gunshots to the back of the head Hope this helps :)

Just keep reporting. Eventually the accounts will get banned for spam.

Do You guys steal content from each other because is so funny stupid guys (the 4 replies) ....

What I do is keep the characters as lives. But: Every level is assigned a random badge until the next one. (It's somewhat more stressful when you get all of them at 100%, because that technically mean Curses can happen. cries in spring mushroom) What I also do is make it where getting all 3 Purple Coins, Wonder Seed, and Golden Flag is mandatory, in one go. So if you missed one, back to doing it again. I'd also not use Nabbit. Yoshi however I have 2 ways for them. 1 is that they are rather a "reserve character" that if you can only use 1 Yoshi once for the entire run. So that means you got 4 of them. Second way to use him is that he has a 3D Mario health system, 3 hits. After the third hit, he's considered dead.

Legit, Jacob just said “feeling in my chest” and I went “that’s just anxiety. You’ll live. I do”

Badge nuzlock another fun way to play although that one is more obvious. But it pushes you to use badges you may have not used as much in your first playthrough.

HOLY... the bots in this

@@Nobody-xq8vj yeah i hate the bots too

😮😮​@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook

Okay what is with weird ass bots

@@zeroddor2665 i don't know 😭

bot

WHOS THE OTHER??

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook yeah no it's not

Your all deadbeats

@@MasterUniverse1001 KENJI ON KENJI + POSTED

I'm pretty sure he did try it again, I've seen clips on his old clips channel of a different attempt This is just the one they thought was best for the main channel

@@Pearl_Blossom oooh okay thank u for letting me know :)

Why do I even bother?