plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe. #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe. #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe. #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe. #sillysaturdays
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zim zam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zim zam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zim zam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
Daniel. I want to thank you so much for all the things you have done to help me. You even paid my collage bills! but I have one more request... GIVE ME COFFEE. Edit: thank u sm for the likes😅
"something racist with grandpa emoji" 💀 EDIT:the most likes I ever gotten on a comment thanks to "something racist with grandpa emoji" EDIT 2:how did Xx_Lala_xX copy my comment and get 50 more likez
@Zohair زهير nah it aint its The Coffee Cafe Has found it's new masterpiece of effort. Now they have no more dreams in ohio's 5 moments before disaster oh yeah I don't like their mistake which I appreciate.
“All dreams have meanings” My dreams: Oh yeah yeah can we just appreciate how the coffee house has found its new host is not a mistake, it’s top 5 ohio? -👴🏻
@@hega5honda A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally.[1] It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.[2] Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition: A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.[3] It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners, the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humour-the shaggy dog story is an example of an anti-joke; although presented as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is in the form of a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes. Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles,[4] jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet. Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".[note 1] History in print The Westcar Papyrus, dating to c. 1600 BC, contains an example of one of the earliest surviving jokes.[5] Any joke documented from the past has been saved through happenstance rather than design. Jokes do not belong to refined culture, but rather to the entertainment and leisure of all classes. As such, any printed versions were considered ephemera, i.e., temporary documents created for a specific purpose and intended to be thrown away. Many of these early jokes deal with scatological and sexual topics, entertaining to all social classes but not to be valued and saved. Various kinds of jokes have been identified in ancient pre-classical texts.[note 2] The oldest identified joke is an ancient Sumerian proverb from 1900 BC containing toilet humour: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." Its records were dated to the Old Babylonian period and the joke may go as far back as 2300 BC. The second oldest joke found, discovered on the Westcar Papyrus and believed to be about Sneferu, was from Ancient Egypt c. 1600 BC: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." The tale of the three ox drivers from Adab completes the three known oldest jokes in the world. This is a comic triple dating back to 1200 BC Adab.[5] It concerns three men seeking justice from a king on the matter of ownership over a newborn calf, for whose birth they all consider themselves to be partially responsible. The king seeks advice from a priestess on how to rule the case, and she suggests a series of events involving the men's households and wives. The final portion of the story (which included the punch line), has not survived intact, though legible fragments suggest it was bawdy in nature. Jokes can be notoriously difficult to translate from language to language; particularly puns, which depend on specific words and not just on their meanings. For instance, Julius Caesar once sold land at a surprisingly cheap price to his lover Servilia, who was rumoured to be prostituting her daughter Tertia to Caesar in order to keep his favour. Cicero remarked that "conparavit Servilia hunc fundum tertia deducta." The punny phrase, "tertia deducta", can be translated as "with one-third off (in price)", or "with Tertia putting out."[6][7] The earliest extant joke book is the Philogelos (Greek for The Laughter-Lover), a collection of 265 jokes written in crude ancient Greek dating to the fourth or fifth century AD.[8][9] The author of the collection is obscure[10] and a number of different authors are attributed to it, including "Hierokles and Philagros the grammatikos", just "Hierokles", or, in the Suda, "Philistion".[11] British classicist Mary Beard states that the Philogelos may have been intended as a jokester's handbook of quips to say on the fly, rather than a book meant to be read straight through.[11] Many of the jokes in this collection are surprisingly familiar, even though the typical protagonists are less recognisable to contemporary readers: the absent-minded professor, the eunuch, and people with hernias or bad breath.[8] The Philogelos even contains a joke similar to Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch".[8]
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zim zam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
Plippity ploppity ploop, the zim zam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop. And that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe.
3:20 Plippity ploppity ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floop and that's how I ended with a sock on my head and and a spoon in my shoe! #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe
"All top 5 five moments before disaster have meanings" My top 5 moments before disaster: It's not a Ohio, it's a yeah yeah we can definitely appreciate how much Daniel puts in his coffee, so we need to get the chocolate people back to work to find a new host - 👴🏻
can we appreciate the coffee daniel gives with the waffle house with daniel giving coffee and the copypasta daniel give me waffle house and the daniel's coffee that he puts into the waffle house coffee with daniel give me coffee in the waffle house?
The fact you actually sent it to the Portuguese guy who was a making a whole stream in a totally different language is. Approvable. (Btw I’m Portuguese so I know that the way he said the g is in a Brazilian way)
The fact you actually sent it to the Portuguese guy who was a making a whole stream in a totally different language is. Approvable. (Btw I’m Portuguese so I know that the way he said the g is in a Brazilian way)
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe
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plippity ploppity ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how I ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe. #sillysaturdays
plippity plopping ploop, the zimzam zibberzoo went kerflooey in the flimflam floor. and that’s how i ended up with a sock on my head and a spoon in my shoe
