I used Roblox ADMIN to make a TERRIBLE store... 

Idea: Make a therapy store and ask people what their fears are and make them become real

Anyone who watches this over 10 times , you are brilliant

1:29 Legend says that Jake threw his Amazon Fire Tablet so hard that the event could be heard from miles away.

1:34 The fact I've never seen Albert genuinely worried like that is kinda wild

Y’know. Albert is actually pretty smart, He could’ve done so much with his life, But instead. He cyber bullies 5 year olds on the internet. *and I respect that* Edit: I need some things to be said! I’m not a cyber bully. I’d never do this, Please don’t report Albert. He’s actually stopping ODers! It’s a joke- I didn’t do this for likes, although, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment ^^ Bye bye!

1:35 bro took "i live in your walls" joke to a whole other level Edit : jake wasn't having none of that 😭

1:34 jake was having none of it 💀💀💀💀

Have y’all heard of the “Jake accident”

“EEPPPIIIIICCCC Mart- Where you can be epic” “Cool Mart- where you can be cooler than your enemies” “Noob Mart- where you can turn anyone into a noob” “Kidnap Mart- it says it in the title.” “ Bully Mart- where you can put someone in a cage and bully them” “C H I L L Mart- where you can learn the ways of the chill” I can go on and on. FLAMINGO PLEASE TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IDEAS!! 😣🙏

Flamingo: joins server Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*

Flamingo:"kills jake" Jake: on the door

Here's A Incident That would have been Talked about The Brooke Incident A Player Named Soul Said that He wanted Everyone to Die But When Brooke Entered The Die Mart Soul Picked Brooke To Die The Doors Were Closed And She Dies The End- Can People talk about this?

Person: *locks door to get away from Albert* Albert: *opens wall* Person: *confused screaming*

1:32 Jake Ain't Let That Slide💀

I’m rewatching all of Albert’s vids and I just remembered Jack 😭

4:11 “ I will pay in hearts, and my love” is too funny bro😂😂😂

1:29 Jake was not having it 💀

“I Like Your Legs” Albert - 2019 Edit: Apparently my comment made a lot of “Albert Said This” Albert - 2019 comments.

The Jake Incident explanation: So, Basically at 1:29 when albert killed jake with the sword he hears a huge knocking sound so rumor has it that jake was stalking Albert and got mad so hit his window. HOPE THIS HELPED

The Jake incident💀

1:34 Jake really wanted his revenge…

Albert Who do you want to die? Him: China 2020: SuRe BuStEr (Holy crap I didn't expect this much people to like)

I used to watch this in class while we were supposed to be reading and I laughed so hard that the entire class was staring at me

1:34 dang jake was nkt like "U ARE MINE,U ARE MINE

Albert: exists People in comments: “exists” - Albert 2019

"3 Story Die Mart" Albert 2019

"The jake incident..."

“Everything in life includes death” So now eating food includes death💀

1:34 I think it’s that other “admin noob” just flew to Alberts house and banged their head on it and flew off.

"how will you pay?" "i will pay in hearts and my love" years later "and thats how i met your mother"

The Jake incident IS SCARY

The Jake incident:

Flamingo: kills Roblox player Bird: hits window Flamingo: LoOkS tOo ThE wInDoW tErRiFiEd

Albert: who do want to die Guy: ############ Albert: *do know his home* Edit: this does not need likes

The jake incident....

“what what you want” Albert kills Jake then something loud hits his house it’s Jake’s Firefox ipad

“I like your legs” -Albert 2019

Flam go: Who do you want to die Random guy: China “ *He was saying the future this whole time* ” Edit:A guy asked for the timer so here it goes, 6:35

i think the people you kicked out of the game tried to take revenge irl 1:34 💀

These episodes and myth episodes were peak ngl.

To this day in 2023, Albert still doesn’t know what knocked his house.

Flamingo: what are u a baby? Baby: *gets run over by a teacher*

Did anyone come here just for Jake

the core guy was inviting albert to some roblox myth and that's kinda cool, sad he missed it

1:35 when the classroom door opens and the principal comes in

Dog: woof woof Cat: meow meow Owl: hoot hoot Bird: chirp chirp Idiots: 2019 2019

Ofc people is like ‘2024 AnYoNe’ WE KNOW💀

1:32 Jake was ragequitting so hard bro threw his iPad 6 at his window💀

“And he just flies away loooking for another *man to marry* “ Albert-2019

I love how he ripped open a house and didnt bother to fix it

1:32 Jake took revenge to a whole new level💀

yo jake throwed his amazon kindle full force at alberts house 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

“What do you want to die?” “China” Cornavirus: alright time to shine

Albert: Who do you want dead? Player: China Me: Goodluck with that

THE START OF SOMETHING SPECIAL…and scary :D 1:30 Jake incident :o

Maybe do “Die Hotel” were there is traps in the room Edit: Thanks to all for liking this is the most like I got! Double edit: I am very happy with Flamingo did do a video about a hotel and then became a monster And killed them

Albert: someone picked China to die Coronavirus: now this looks like a job for me

Some people see this video as the jake incident

THE FIRST HIT ON THE JAKE ACCIDENT 😭😔😭😔

*DieMart:EXIST* *Corona:You hiring?*

*"date"* *"No date only die"* *This is how albert reject people*

11:50 the smile guy wanted albert😨😨

I watch your videos every day I don’t care if it’s made four years ago or more

Imagine if Albert had admin in real life and abused it

Albert: WhO dO u WaNt tO dIe Him: cHiNa Me: U cReaTeD CoRoNavIrUs Ö

Albert: *KILLS JAKE* Jake: *KNOCKS ON ALBERTS DOOR* Albert: *SCARED AS HELL*

Idea:make a food store but its only dogs cats and marine mammels like dolphins☠️🤑😁🤪

“Die mart” Kid named mart: oh heck no

“Do it safe. Go to die mart.” Albert 2019 Edit: everyone’s bully: 8:51 My bully: 5:37

Not Jake "I always come back" lol😂

I love how at the end of the video some guy was trying to organise a myth thing and flamingo was just making diemarts

nobody: literally no one: not a SOUL: Albert: I feel like i SHOT a home run in baseball

“Something 2019” -Milennials 2020

1:35 jake took that to a whole new level

Jake ain’t gonna let Albert get away like that

Nobody: Literally nobody: “-Albert 2019”

“Hi,” -Albert 2019

1:30 “what, literally what could you possibly want.” 1:35 (jake throws his ipad)

the "jake incident" was actually just a tree branch hitting his window

Someone: China Flamingo: I can’t do that Covid: let me handle that for you Wow so many likes never thought I would get this many

Idea: teleport random people into a torture chamber that is very small and slowly tear of each limb one by one.

Every time I watch this I’m only thinking about that Jake incident:)

Legend says jake is living in his house watching him

"So he just flies away,looking for another man to marry" -Flamingo

“What are you a baby?!” *as he slaps a child in the face*

“Everything in life involves death if you think about it” Thats actually pretty deep albert

6:01 babe, open the door😂

"Who do you want to die" "CHINA" "I don't think I can do that" Corona: but I sure can :)

It has been 2 years since Albert made “die mart” And I’m still watching this video after 2 years ! Edit:everyone commenting it’s been 3 years is actually wrong it’s only been 2 years it hasn’t hit 3 years so stop commenting that please

Im here for the jake inncedent

Jake really got revenge 2 seconds later after he got killed 💀 💀

"how many quesadillas do you want?' 2019-my mom

“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Die Mart.”

The fact it was the day before halloween is crazy.

The fact that die mart almost became real because of broken lights

it has officially been a year since "die mart" has been created and it is probably still on one server to this day.

Albert:someone has picked china to die! Corona: Ready for Action!

Idea:make a game full of bots and make players get teleported to a different game when they chat they are all bots

Am I the only one that noticed that Albert predicted Helluva boss

"Dont be like Thanos in the chat: 'stabs' do it safe. Go to diemart." -Albert 2019