Say this: Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
“hey kids, it’s a me! Mario! and i’m-a here to talk to you about-a drugs! don’t-a forget to say ‘no’ to-a drugs, because drugs aren’t-a like super mushrooms! drugs-a can kill, and anybody that-a say you should-a use drugs ain’t-a no friend of a mario’s! don’t-a be afraid to turn to your a-priest, your-a rabbi, your a-minister, your-a parents, or your-a teacher, because drugs-a do kill, and if you do drugs, you-a go to the underwhere before your game-a ends! WAHOO!” (went for lore accuracy over doing the meme straight)
