Why not give this down to earth being a chance. Someone who sees the big picture and who is honest with his integrity still intact. Just think "London, the world's first intergalactic city"
This is the kind of galactic overlord I can get behind. I'm in Yorkshire so unfortunately I can't vote for him but I really really would if given the chance. Everything I've ever heard from him is brilliant and he obviously does care about looking after London rather than looking out for his career and popularity.
In the unlikely event this election doesn't work out for you I'm seeing either a major record deal or perhaps WWE 'cause no one trash-talks like Count Binface.