I was put in charge of 911 calls and this happened 

“I don’t see speeding as a big issue.” - man that got hit by a car

I love how Kevin didn't even mean to save that one guy, but he somehow managed to talk him out of killing himself through song. Kevin confirmed Disney Princess

As a former interpreter that also took the occasional 911 call... this game ain't too far off, that's exactly how people called in... except we had no ignore button 💁

LMAO "Sir, I know what I'm doing. My dad's a firefighter" *Immediately blows up*

I wouldn't call him a "911 Operator", more like a "Crime Advisor" where people call him to learn how to commit crimes.

Kevin accidentally saving that person by singing was surprisingly wholesome

Kevin: accidentally prevents a man from committing suicide by singing with him *Everyone liked that*

i dont know about anyone else but kevin taking his time talking to the man on the train tracks gave me such anxiety

Kevin accidentally saving that guy who was gonna kill himself is the definition of chaotic good

Basically what we all thought. Kevin as a 911 Operator: "Oh my God! Stop calling me!"

" A block of flats is on fire." Kevin: *Hysterically laughing* That was me!

The call with the husband "strangling" his wife, is actually a reference to a recorded polish 911 phone call from a few years back. That's a surprising easter egg :D

Kevin kills everyone apart from the man who wanted to die...

In a strange way, this is actually genuinely anxiety inducing. Calling 911 and having Kevin answer is a very specific kind of nightmare you never want to find yourself in

Idk what's scarier, Kevin being the only person that can save you or the fact that he kept getting promoted xD

"Don't come to my house" yeah no idea why some fans do this. I just send him a self addressed envelope for him to put his toenails, hair and lose skin in like a normal person.

Didn't think I'd ever hear the sentence: "Look. I get it, you're stuck in an elevator, but I've got a guy on south side of the city with a lightbulb stuck up his ass so it's not really that bad, is it?" I hope there will be more 112 operator videos.

Girl: "he doesn't look in any particular way" Also girl: "he doesn't have a fucking face"

"We wanted to go and hunt some ladybugs...and we got lost...and..." "Well kiddo, thats natural selection for ya best of luck" 🤣🤣🤣

there is an actual thing of ordering a pizza from 911, its something you do when you are kidnapped and don't want the person that kidnapped you to know, a police officer did a speech in my school once and said it if i remember correctly

"Dispatcher, I'd like to report a murder." "Deal with your own fecking problems! Don't whine to me!"

Kevin gets a chance to experience what it's like in the aftermath of his presence.

"I have an emergency!" "That sounds like a you problem."

“We don’t really have armed police here” Americans: come again?

The fact that Kevin accidentally saved a man from suicide by just fucking around-

Imagine calling the emergency number and hearing: “Stop calling me, I’m busy!”

"Make sure you bring a lighter in case the lights go out" Mate I cried on that one🤣🤣

Kevin: Starts goofing with singing man, ends up saving his life... Us: Careful, he's a hero.

Kevin: *is evil on purpose* Kevin: *is speechless when something bad happens*

Cork: children getting lost, unconscious girlfriends, Slender man attack Kevin: ♪you know I’m being someoneeee♪

I was so fucking triggered when Kevin just sat there while the guy had started his car on the train tracks and was stalling to pick an option.

Kevin: physically cannot stop himself accusing every caller of being a prank Also Kevin: whaaa?? Reputation low??? 🥺

7:30 Caller: **starts singing** Kevin: **sings along** 10:32 Caller: "There's a bomb at the school" Also Kevin: "Another one of these prank calls"

Kevin accidentally talking down a suicidal man by jamming out with him. *TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

Imagine calling 911 and being in mortal danger, and hearing on the line, “hello there friend my name is Kevin”

"I missed an unconscious girlfriend." "CHILDREN WERE LOST"

Imagine calling the police about an exploded building and the operator goes: "Yeah, haha, funniest thing: that was actually me! LOL" :D

Caller: "I found a body... a dead body." Kevin: "What?! Are you in my basement, young man?"

As someone who lives in America I will now only refer to the Bomb Squad as the Bombulance thanks to Kevin

“It’s just a light bulb.” - Kevin’s answer to every emergency.

Kevin accidentally saving a life from just messing around and singing is like the epitome of his personality; a chaotic lad but by god is he someone who's actually really caring and doesn't even know it

"A woman was hit by a car" "I might've caused that" 😂😂

hELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY KEVIN SAID "LONDON" aT 8:40

“Yes! I’m gonna defend Cork!” Cork: D ;

The bit where he unknowingly prevented a suicide had me laughing so hard

I’m a nursing school student currently working in emergency care and damn Kevin would make my job so much easier they would either arrive already dead or not at all. Thanks for your great work Kev!

This AnacondaKiwi person has been your patreon for so long, been hearing him in outros for years now

Kevin when a Karen complains about soup: *Sends the entire might of the police force of Ireland* Kevin when there’s an actual emergency: Oh yeah, spicy food outta do the trick.

Everyone: “police in horror movies are so unrealistic” The police: “Hello my name is Kevin”

Woman: "a block of flats is on fire!" Kevin: HAHAHAHAHA

I love how when Kevin moved to London he got PROMOTED.

I was laughing everytime you said "ahh what was that song called??" bcs it's literally called Operator

Kevin: “Go faster to lose him” Person on the phone: “ok..... AHHHHH *crash*” Funniest fucking part man 😂

Hey Kevin, the call from a man who strangled his wife is an actual emergency report that happened in poland long time ago, It was used as a meme couple of years later. Developers put in in game as an easter egg

"There's a stabbing... STAB 'EM BACK!"

112 on london people : american accent

Caller: “Everything’s on fire!!” Kevin: “This is fine.”

“This is like the green goblin trying to fool Spider-Man” 😂

Kevin "solving" these ermency calls actually sound like some people that work with me in tech support 😂

9:22 I almost had to call 911 for myself, damn near died laughing. I slowed the video down to see what the call was for, it was a person in Diabetic Shock. Imagine calling and waiting 15sec or so and while the call is ringing your in a complete panic/worried state, and just as the call connects before you can say anything you get immediately hung up on lol. Man I fecking love Kevin, I forget all my stress and worries for a few when I'm watching one of your videos. You probably won't see this Kev but if you do, thank you for adding some joy to me and many others who watch your videos. Keep doing you!

"911!" "No, this is Kevin." *hangs up*

Kevin was actually right when he chose the "push hard" option for chest compressions. It takes a lot of force, so much so that it is not at all uncommon for people to break the person's ribs.

19:29 this man is literally risking his life for a car, just get insurance, and or place your life above a car

I forgot about Drunkn Bar Fight... "Here comes the Asian man, nyeeeeeow!"

someone: i'm trapped in fire i can't breathe kevin: try to breathe

"Hello? I've been hit by a car on my way home from the theatre, can you send-" "Sounds like that was your own fault you fecking egit" *hangs up*

"okay, where on the ground. what now?" i dont know who the voice actor for this child is but i love them.

"A block of flats is on fire. I've never seen anything like this before." In London? Are you sure about that?

I laughed so hard when Kevin actually saved someone accidentally

This is the funniest vid on youtube no lie the the way he manages to mess up so unawaringly and then move on like nothing. The operator behind him seeing im disrigar calls and sing along with alsomos suicides is probablly the funnyiest thing ive ever seen

This seems like a good video to show first-time viewers. Sort of easing them into the wonderful chaos that is Kevin.

Imagine you call emergency, say "hello" and then hear "yellow"

Me: calls 911 911: Hey there, friends, my name is Kevin Me: Oh. Oh no

Kevin, when kids are lost: i sleep Kevin when guy sing: yeaaaah song

9:15 for some reason this made me laugh uncontrollably 😂. I'm such a child

Imagine calling 911 and hearing "hey there friend, how's it going?" You'd be *fecked*

Oh my god, the "I strangled her" bit comes from the actual phonecall that happened in Poland :D It used to be a big thing a couple years ago

This is one of my favorites Kevin has ever done. Gets me every time, even though I've already heard it a million times.

There are no words to express how amazingly funny your videos are. I can be in the absolute crappiest mood, but all I need to do is put on one of your vids and I'm laughing so hard in crying 😂 thanks so much!

"I strangled her.... oh wait she's getting up! So sorry" Dammit Achmed, everytime

I love how you worked in Ireland and England yet everyone was American

“A block of flats is on fire!” “Oh yeah funny you should mention that”

I would looove to watch kevin play more of this omgg how he saved that guy with a song is priceless lmao

No one: Kevin trying to say ambulance: amba-ambabom-bom-b-bombom-bombabam-bom-bombalance

Please more of this! I love you arguing to people saying they are not in danger

just found this channel about a week ago and have just been binging chaos lmao thanks for choosing the options we all want to

Kevin just told a kid to lay on the ground and turn their phone off

Kevin: "I ignored a lot of speeding and red light offences. I just don't see them as a big issue." SAYS THE MAN WHO GOT HIT BY A CAR!

The amount of times Kevin gives me an entire afternoon of fun is ridiculous.

i went on a break from watching youtube for about idk 6 months? and coming back to this makes me smile soooooo much. i missed watching kevin, though now i can binge watch!!

“She’s deceiving me! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” Why did that totally take me out 💀

You here all these stories about 911 operators who have heard horrific things on the phone and are still scarred by it but Kevin’s just like “I gotta warn ya, I’m on a bad streak”

I am glad you're from Cork as well Kevin. We need a true hero around here.

I’m really enjoying the longer videos recently. Good job CallMeKevin, 2.64 million subscriber count RU-vidr!

Caller: "Ah! I've been stabbed please help! I can't stop the bleeding" Kevin: ZukoThatsRoughBuddy.png

First day of the job: women is killed by Slenderman.

Kevin is gonna give me anxiety with this game!!! 🤣

"There was a stabbing, stab them back -Oh my reputation was too low" Good summary of Kevin being Kevin

Someone: "How are you, my friend" Kevin: "This is freaky..." Also Kevin: "HEYTHEREFRIENDS"

the last words dying people will ever hear is just kevin's maniacal laughter on the phone