I went on a dating show. 

Jshlatt tomorrow: thinking about 10 big hot men

He sounds like he is telling this story to his grand kids

She really picked a guy who says Romanians speak Spanish...

i felt physical pain listening to Bob7 speak.

“I hate fedmeister” Man this aged very well.

Schlatt’s guide on how to get girls: 1. gun 2. profit

I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.

"I choose fedmyster" Everyone like a month later: Very poor decision

Jschlatt got all the ladies, he just had to flex his Wii bowling skills.

The schlatt we know: graduated from harvard Actually schlatt: I dropped out of college, also I bought a gun

So nobody is gonna mention he lost a chess game in 2 turns....that takes talent.

When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live. This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.

Girl: "Why should I date you, schlatt?" Schlatt: *racks pistol*

How to get a girl with Jschlatt: Gun

Fed really pulled the “I was in a bad relationship” card huh

Love the fact that he was so open about hating fed, even then.

Dad: Are ya winning son? Schlatt: “I just bought a gun.”

Turns out Schlatt isn't the only one who hates Fedmeister

Fed: *uses dark backstory to win* Jschlatt: "fuck you"

Q: whats your perfect date Schlatt: what would YOU like? Fed: im just so lonely and single boo hoo 😭

This was deadass a whole scheme just to smack talk minx even more.

just schlatt's physical recoil when he hears that fed likes his steak well done

"she's not going to see this one coming" famous last words

Evreyone: omg schlatts on a dating show Me: how are they speaking when their all on mute

Alex isn't the main character in this show, its Schlatt. Secretly, they were all gay for gayschlatt.

Schlatt: Are you calling me gay now? Also Schlatt: 10 Big hot steamy men

Fed literally just defended himself the whole time. He didn't exactly put effort into anything else

I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic

Why does everyone treat schlatt like he’s either gay or not trying when he’s the most respectable guy there

Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: thinking about shooting FED

After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself 1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too 2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk 3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room. conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer

“Are you latina” “I’m from Romania” “So do you speak Spanish or what?”

Surprised he didn't have the baby hanging in the background during the whole thing.

Austin: "Alexandra, when you're choosing a parter, does it matter their political views at all?" Schlatt: "uh oh"

“I fucking hate Fedmyster” For once something that actually aged well

Slime: writes Alex’s name on his chest using a sharpie* Alternate universe Schlatt: shoots Alex’s name onto a wall*

Schlatt: "Austin If you're gonna serenade me, turn your facecam on dude" Austin: "I'm shirtless" Schlatt: O_O

Schlatt was out here hating fed HOURS before everyone else

i love how the board in the back says “I LOVE CHESS :)” in the beginning

Here in Texas, we tell people who like their steak well done to leave.

Schlatt prayed a little too hard this Sunday and ended up ruining Feds entire career

he’s still trying to convince us he’s not gay

I am very charmed by schlatt. How he catches up with her afterwards to play chess just proves he was the better choice just saying:)

"I got a gun" "I want to make a good impression"

Plot twist: schlatt has become one of the big hot men he’s always talking about

schlatt chose love because he is trying to convince people he isn't gay

4:47 Translation: "Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation

dude seeing fed now after all that stuff came out actually makes so much sense. Like he is almost being manipulative

The man competing in this show wasn’t jschaltt, it was TheWeeklySlap.

Schlatt hates Katerino, she gets cancelled Schlatt hates Fed, he gets cancelled This guy ...

Can we talk about how schlatt lost a chess game in the quickest way possible

Fed might have won Shlatt might have those buns But Ludwig brought the gun

Schlatt recoils when fed says he like well done steak when he literally microwaves his steak to reheat it

It’s like whatever Jschlatt doesn’t like gets cancelled: Katerino: Cancelled Fed: Cancelled Chess: Sweats nervously

Austin: Do politics matter? Schlatt: uh oh I feel that on a personal level

"i fucking hate fedmyster" me too schlatt

Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about love

You’re telling me that Schlatt isn’t 27 and didn’t get his masters from Harvard?

2:10 that aged extremely well

Schlatt messin around then clutching every doubt someone has with something emotional is amazing

She really picked a guy who likes well-done steak over someone who can soothe a crying baby with just one wii nunchuk

I feel like Schlatt must have been really interested if he stopped doing a bit for 5 seconds and got real.

In all fairness, by her reaction, she didn’t see it coming.

When she beat you in 2 moves I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

this has aged either incredibly poorly or incredibly well. not sure which

Schlatts community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about chess”

16:28 this is where everyone is looking for. You're welcome :D

Fed's date sounded like an apology video

The fact that Schlatt now has a gun that he can use for Bits shows his level above the rest

I'm pretty sure that Schlatt was actually being genuine in this one, and as terrifying as it is, it makes me all the more sad for him.

That chess bit was fucking hilarious

16:25 the reason you're here.

"This wasn't Schlatt that went for Alexandra, this was Theweeklyslap. No bits, nothing, just genuinity." -Some guy who commented this when Austin first uploaded this vod.

This wasn't schlatt, this was theweeklyslap.

Fed's "I'm a very good cook" is going to be the start of my villain story

Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.

Schlatt's comments about Fed aged like fine, fine wine

It’s an obvious fact that jschlatt was better than fed

fed's date felt like some sort of apology video

I keep watching schlatt, he isn’t much older than me around 4 years and the more i learn about the personalities he puts on or about him as a person i keep seeing bits of myself and its so comforting knowing someone like me can do smth amazing and be an inspiration to millions including me. I consider myself a failure and completely useless but clearly i just have some work to do. Thank you schlatt

"So does political views matter when picking a partner" Schlatt: "oh no"

Fed seems like a sociopath trying to act like he has emotions. He eats steak well done

"I GOT A FUCKING GUN NOW TOO" was probably my favorite part

He just got destroyed in 2 move in a chess

He went from gay to christian to a libertarian.

i didn't even realize that schlatt was holding his glock when fed was having his 1 on 1 with alex

Bob just fucking dug his own grave

Slime: *gets rejected* Slime: *acquires gun*

Bruh at first I didn’t realize that this was schlatt on another persons dating show and this wasn’t a bunch of dudes and one girl trying to date him

Disappointing, he didn't say he'll re-microwave a steak for her

Goddamn, you can tell when schlatt is speaking from the heart. He's good at improvising

Fed played the pity me card

Me and my Romanian homies speaking Spanish to each other like: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ╎↸↸ꖎᒷ ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ

This felt like 10 big hot men dating rather than 1 woman dating 10 big hot men

"my last relationship was really bad and i learned alot from it" you sure did fed

Schlatt: moves first pawn Fool’s error, incoming

This might just be the realest we will ever see schlatt be on this channel

You could tell from the start he picked love, he's always in a bit, a gay guy, a Catholic, a harward dropout, but this time he was actually trying really hard and was vulnerable in front of thousands of people, that takes courage. Truly felt sad for him this time.

Ludwig coming in clutch with that rifle for Slime

It's rlly cool hearing schlatt talk about all the locations in New York because I live there and I visited most of the stuff except the pizza joint