I'd rather someone shoot me to death instead of floating off to the vast nothingness, just waiting to die, slowly. What a fucked up way to go honestly.
I love how they got tethers immediately and even found out you could attach them to yourself to free up your hands and just decided to ignore them during the antennae sequence
5:38 I watched this full stream and Criken trying to do this bit over and over, but doing it wrong every time, and Charborg trying to do it back and never understanding was so fucking funny I can't explain
@@jetex1911 You say that, but oxygen deprivation typically leads to hallucinations and euphoria, so idk bro I think having the best and last trip of my life before eventually passing out would be pretty fuckin sick
@@RandomInternetStranger You aren't wrong, but considering astronauts usually have 100 minutes of oxygen to work with, that's still an hour and a half roughly to wait for. I'd rather it be quick than slow & drawn out all alone in space.
@@RandomInternetStranger Until you hallucinate a bloody corpse hurtling at you and grabbing your helmet, smearing blood all over your helmet window as it groans a gurgling scream in your ear.
I love how Charborg tells chat to let him know if his audio is peaking, while during the intro of this video he's absolutely annihilating it by screaming incessantly.
I was a leashed child, only after I started sprinting up to strange old women to hug them and also to touch their neck wrinkles (i would call them wobbles and play with them on my grandparents, it was like my favourite thing) Small town so soon all the old people knew the feral child trying to touch their neck wrinkles.
@@Awesomewarrior12 because it’s the emphasized word. It’s to clarify that it’s a confirmation rather than a hypothesis, like instead of saying “yeah I could imagine him doing that” it’s saying “of course *_he_* would be the one to do that”
You can tell the time in space by looking at the earth, like you tell time on earth by looking at the sun. Also time exists in space is the way that things still happen on a linear progression. As in, seconds can still pass.
Time as a linear construct only helps so long as you can perceive and accurately keep it. It's like December in Alaska; telling the time is paramount when you don't have a sun to go by. Without it you'll never know by yourself. But when you're not in the Sol System, and you're careening through Andromeda, time is irrelevant until other people establish it together. Earth-relevant time becomes moot after about Neptune or so.
Man I love when these two do shit together. Their combined energy just hits in the right way. I would watch a sitcom of them just having zany antics. They'd be up to some scheme and Plum would walk into the room and for some reason they'd both be sweaty and there'd be like a bunch of greeting cards that they seem to be frantically signing and they'd just freeze as she walked in. I'd watch that.
I was a leash child because I ran away a lot and one time in Sears, I ran away and got into the managers office and colored on all his papers with a highlighter I found
@@MorfsPrower Brendaniel could add to it as well, by trying to add some semblance of sanity and fucking it up himself in the process as he turns manic mid-sentence a few minutes in
I just watched crikens video, havent laughed that much in ages. Now i can do it again but even longer, thank you charborg. Your videos are genuinely the highlights of my days
I've never heard of a snokilator but I will say that restaurants do pump their food smell through vents out the sides and given how much the kitchens in these places smell of nothing but oil, grease, and fryer scrapings I can assure you there's some kind of trick or filter thing going on because that smell vanishes once you go inside, and you smell radiant lobby food, then the back-waft of kitchen stank if you have a nose that can identify it. And every kitchen stank is different by chain too. BK- Frier cakingings and rot MickyD's- A bigmac beyond it's 8 hour half-life Popeye's- coldness and raw chicken Subway- A doctors office, extra lettuce Please, add from your own experiences, I've sworn to sooner take up crime than return to food service so my list ends here.
Charborg's videos usually involve taking on character personas & telling a story and those are hilarious but just their genuine conversation, both trying to figure out how to tell a complicated joke... new level of top tier content
I was a leash child and it was mainly because I had a tendency to wander. Like I'd be out exploring the woods most the time at home to the point that I'd stock provisions at the bases of trees and pretty much have expeditions that lasted more than a few days. All I gotta say about it is sedentary life is kinda hell, kinda been eyeing up vans alot lately.
Charborg is right about the scent part, You can literally drive passed Mcdonalds with your window open and you can actually smell the food some good feet away, I smell this alot during my high school days because my school is near a McDonald's so I always smell it outside of my school.
Indeed though as impressive as it is, The fact that i dont know WHERE THE MCDONALDS IS ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE FAST FOOD JOINT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >Starts going insane
@@Guran.M I get it, sometimes you want the Burger King burger, but you don't want to end up with Burger King nuggets. It's a tumultuous and confusing world out there, if you're not careful, you might end up at Wendy's.
>Wants a Mcdonalds because of the smell >There's no Mcdonalds, Only Burger King. >Enters Burger King only to see Wendy's with Jack-in-the-box orders *My Sanity Dwindles*
I was a leash child. The reason I was a leash child was because my parents didn't want me to walk off trails or cliffs when we went hiking, I was like 3 and they just wanted me to be safe so they got me a leash backpack. It held my snacks and juice, I was kept safe, it was a win/win.
I like how Charborg kept saying "theorized" like he ran experiments to figure that restaurants use artificial smells, when all it would take to find out if it was real was a search engine. Though he seemed to think it was more extreme like mind control. XD
I was a leashed kid because I would wonder off a lot, later in life I'm finding out I have ADHD so yeah that makes sense, I barely remember being on a leash though, most memory of it is the feeling of it elastically pulling me back and I would use that to like fly backwards that was fun as hell
As a leash child it was because i tended to skitter off at lightning speed if i wasnt tethered and my kid is the same way so when the time comes they too will be leashed to me its also just a safety i dont want to lose my kid because i blinked to long or looked in a different direction for a nano second for most people im pretty sure
Oh my god yes, 40 minutes of new Chr, I am saving this for tonight before bed. Literally I have the best sleep when I have a nice bowl of heated up apple crisp with ice cream on top while watching chrbrg and then once I finish the dessert I turn off the light, lay on my side, and laugh and vibe until I eventually fall asleep. My favorite videos are the McDickie games like hard time, when chrbrg has a random outburst of demonic violence I laugh out loud
I was a leash child. My mom used to literally tie a rope around my waist because I was so fast and would run off in a second. Didn’t have any negative effects on me, I don’t remember it even, but mom talks about it all the time. She’s actually so mad she didn’t think up marketing child leashes because using one on me worked so well lol 😂
"Time effects the ocean but not space because the ocean is on earth" I'm sorry, what. While time is a human created concept, the idea of time isn't just stuck to earth alone, time is a universal law. For example, how long does it take for the moon to go around the earth? How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun? How old is the earth? How old is the moon? I know this is probably something I should just ignore, but I see no reason as to why I shouldn't explain time for funsies.
4:40 I am not a leash child but I work at a hobby store. We have a toy section and oh god every time I see a leash child come in I know I’m going to be cleaning for the next hour
you can mesure the temperature in space appearantly, you just need to use a special way of mesuring the few particles that are in space, mesure what their average temperature is, and stuff, something liek that.
2:40 My head hurts but... Space does actually have a set time. Its supposedly 5 hours ahead of New York's. They label it as UTC 0+ oxo humanity is weird...
The plot of season 8 episode 14 of the Simpsons is Krusty the Clown threatens to stop broadcasting The Itchy & Scratchy Show because the cartoon causes his ratings to nosedive during that segment of his show. Cartoon producer Roger Meyers convenes a focus group to discover why The Itchy & Scratchy Show has lost its appeal. In the focus group, Lisa explains that the characters have lost their impact on audiences after being on the air for so long. Meyers decides that the cartoon needs a new character: Poochie, a dog with an "attitude" who surfs, raps, and plays electric guitar. At Bart and Lisa's suggestion, Homer auditions for Poochie's voice and gets the part. To promote Poochie, he and voice actor June Bellamy (the voice of Itchy and Scratchy) make several publicity stops, where they encounter the show's hardcore fans. Homer invites his friends and relatives to watch the first Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show. However, the cartoon is full of asinine antics, with none of the show's trademark violence. Unimpressed by the manic Poochie character, Homer's friends say little as they leave. Meyers decides to kill off Poochie, but Homer resolves to save him. In the next recording session, Homer goes off-script and implores the audience to give Poochie a chance. The show's production team appears moved by Homer's plea. However, when the episode airs, Meyers has dubbed over Homer's voice, Poochie gets clumsily removed from the short, and a handwritten intertitle explains, "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet." The studio audience cheers as Krusty displays an affidavit swearing Poochie will never return. Homer feels betrayed but attributes the affair to the fickle nature of show business. The network then runs classic Itchy & Scratchy; Bart and Lisa laugh before deciding to watch something else.
The reason you can’t measure the temperature of space is because temperature measures the heat of matter, space does have matter that is dense enough to have its heat measured.
that smell machine is like a real thing, disney parks use it a lot i think. i didnt know that fast food restaurants could have something like that but i guess yeah id believe it lol
Time is based off your rotation around the sun and the rotation of earth. I've thought about this a lot. Imagine deep space exploration. There is literally no way to be able to use conventional time other then just going off the state of earth.
Yep! The premise of why Star Trek uses Stardates. Hourly time is completely irrelevant when traveling until you reach a place that has it, I.E. a planet or starbase. I suppose a ship would have its own localized time schedule since people need sleep, but ultimately once you're at the Kuiper belt Earth time starts losing relevancy.
@@Gummuru An atomic clock operates based on the precise amount of oscillations a cesium isotope performs amounting to a second. It's precise and is not influenced by gravity so much, sure, but again... What use is the exact measurement of a second going to be on a different planet, in a different star system? It's useful for your ship, and your ship alone, and even then still isn't relevant to a schedule since all you're doing is telling the time of a specific part of a specific planet (Earth), which if dilation of time occurs due to anomalies or the warping of space, is then rendered completely moot.
I disagree, time is not a human construct it's based off constant rotation of the galaxy we are in. Even if people didn't exist the sun would rise and set the same way. Stars would follow the same pattern. We as humans only simplified time in order to comprehend, understand, and follow the patterns. We did this with numbers, calendars, almanacs, and etc. This is why we have time zones because of the sun's location over different areas over time.
@@mr.sexyman123 then the sequence of time in our Galaxy would change however if you could stand out and look at multiple galaxies at the same time it probably wouldn't matter in the grand scheme of time. Besides if it did that the gravitational pull would affect all the planets and drag them into the Sun to end our Galaxy so we wouldn't have to worry about that. The rotation is the reason we exist. It wouldn't affect others galaxies rotation/time
Well, although I agree that any given observer would experience time at any point, there is no absolute framing of the universe, much less of time according to general relativity, so their perspective would experience time, although the same flawed experience as anyone with the exact same circumstances would. Time becomes weird in relativistic speeds, as in reality, time and space are related as described in general relativity, to go at the speed of light, one would need to be mass less and would experience the movement in zero time, this is due to the distorsion of the spacetime blanquet we are in. Another common example is the man that goes near a black hole (interstellar) as time near this very big body of mass, while to the current observer near the blackhole would seem normal, to an outsider from outside the gravitational well, it would seem slower, this is an extreme example to understand that although the magnitude is changed, technically the tume your feet and head have experienced is different being at different distances of a well of gravity. There is no absolute frame for existence, although to any observer we put in the ecuation, time would go as normal, as the difference is RELATIVE to another point of view that other observer may have, remember the interstellar thing. Idk man, is the falling tree loud when there is nobody to hear it? I really don't know, haven't heard of anyone who would make a sound assessment.
Based on spatial and general relativity, or something, idk, it's 4:30 am my time and I have an exam today why did I just spam 3 messages? Goodnight lmao
I looked into the smell thing, the smells are caused by the food chains product consistency when it comes to product, aka if there are 20 McDonald's in your city, they are all making the same foods, made from the same ingredients, same herbs, same fats, sugars ect. all cooked and assembled using the same products, so the smell coming from the kitchen would also be the same throughout each individual shop.
I know how useless it is to try and explain but I can't help myself. Space does have a temperature, it's the cosmic microwave background radiation. 'The echo of the big bang' in catchy words. It's 2.725 Kelvin. If there is nothing else to measure, its that temperature.
allow me to demonstrate "prescription is how you understand things from your point of view, right?" "no no you're thinking perception, prescription is the writing in the bible" "no, that's scripture. prescription is when something is holding something else back" "no, that's REstriction, prescription is the place you send kids before they're old enough for structured education" "nah dude that's preschool, prescription is the greek goddess of spring" "that's definitely persephone. prescription is when you're in an underground cemetery n ur lips scrunch up while you tell someone off" "no that's a pursed crypt shun" ect.
2:30 Space is the absence of Matter, in essence void. Heat and Temperature are based on the vibration, the molecular state of matter. Thusly, Space has no temperature, space only has the absence of temperature.
My brother and I were leash children for a bit- we both had a habit of running off and putting ourselves in danger/doing very stupid things so it had to be done. No long term psychological effects except for some funny stories about what stuff we got into before we got Leashed. For your entertainment, some of those incidents: - we attempted to climb into the tortoise exhibit at a zoo only to be stopped by the two foot tall fence. we almost got banned from the zoo bc of this - my brother ran off and crossed the street by himself on a bike, thankfully didnt get hit by a car - i ran off and jumped into a fountain. i couldnt swim. i was just floating there face down - i attempted to climb over the fence of a pier and yeet myself into the san fransico bay (still couldnt swim) - i ran off into a costco after my mom specifically told me not to and they had to shut the whole store down to find me. i was found in the ice cream section - my brother ran off in an airport and had to be coaxed back by my dad and a random stranger It is a miracle neither of us got hurt
