i witnessed a crime. 

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The fact that I literally stopped everything I was doing just to watch this video really proves something about me

“I witnessed a crime” ….of passion

Is it just me or is he a really great storyteller, it's like he unlocked a part of my childhood I didn't know i had-

Ok…storytime, cause I’ve witnessed someone getting stabbed. I was in France for a school trip and on our third and last night, we all suddenly woke up by someone screaming. Our room just stayed quiet. This went on for 30 Minutes and he’s still screaming. I just remember my best friend saying „Did he just scream „Ambulance“?!“ and someone from the other hotel screaming „Shut the fuck up.“ So turns out the next morning, there had been a massive religious fight and one of the people got stabbed, but survived. Let’s just say, I was glad to get out there.

Jordan: I think he was telling us to not say anything about what we saw at the wedding. Also Jordan: Posts this on the internet, exposing said information.

So anyways the most interesting thing that happened to me today was I actually saw a bird-

i am glad.you finally posted! unrelated I came out as bisexual and got accepted :) I thought I wouldn't but I did!

YOU BROUGHT UP A MEMORY BURIED DEEP WITHIN MY BRAIN I lived in a group home for a while and our backyard was directly across from this other house’s backyard. They had a pool and one day I was in our backyard, as I usually was, and suddenly I saw our neighbors fucking in the pool will no mercy😩😭

I love how the intro went so serious to cutting to a clip of cooked bacon

I litterally love your stories. Shows how boring my life is 😭😭🔫

YOU AND SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD DO THAT THING WHERE PEOPLE STAYED 24 HOURS IN A WALMART OR TARGET AND ITS PROBABLY STAGED BUT STILL ENTERTAINING!!

OMG this is exactly what i needed on my birthday. Thank you jordan!!

2:42 - mafia wedding 5:54 - start of the main story

I literally stopped a Facetime call to watch this video, I'm way to dedicated to this stuff.

I litteraly adore this man

this whole story is just- 💀💀💀💀 IF I SAW THAT I WOULD *DIE*

"Or he was just flirting" That dude might be me trying to talk to anyone I like successfully if that's the case

5:10 we upgraded from,he insults you so he likes you, to he hurt you so he probably likes you.

Jordan is literally my favorite person rn. I wish i had a friend like him he is so funny. I love him sm!!!

That couple very much gives off wattpad fan fic vibes ✨

Let’s all protect Jordan at all costs. He shall be no victim we will set patrols to follow him as guards and protect him with our lives. Your welcome Jordan

Jordan: I went to Arizona also Jordan: I went to the desert and picked ✨berries✨

Jordan is just so amazing! Like the best RU-vidrs

I see the biggest queen has posted 👏❤️

this is genuinely what I needed after testing positive for covid :)

Here’s a lil story time: Me and my family went to a steak ranch for my 13th birthday. While we were eating dessert, a man blots through the restaurant, goes to the head waitress and goes “where the fuck is the safe” with his gun out😀. Chile I didn’t even know restaurants have safes. So they’re on their way to the safe, and the head waitress runs to a group of tatted, biker men. The “robber” shot one of the men and he died. Then the police came

Oml, last summer I went to Michigan with my parents and brothers to visit my grandparents on my father's side. So because there wasn't any room at their house for 5 people and a dog we decided to get a hotel. But it was like one of those horrible, murderer hideout hotels, ya know? So everyone gets settled in somewhat and so my parents want me to take my brothers down to pool, so I do. However on the way there I was walking with them and I bumped into this guy who looked around my age and so I apologized but then told him that I hoped he had a good night because he was holding a large, half empty, opened bottle of vodka. Y E A H. Might I add, I was 16. So we get the heck outta there and get to the pool. So I just basically sit there until the guy decides that apparently he wanted to come back but with his buddy. So of course, I'm like "oh that's it. I'm gonna be kidnapped and be sold in trafficking." But the guys *literally* don't do anything. No, they proceed to get into an *empty hot tub with their clothes on...* Y U P. Eventually about 30 minutes later my brothers wanna leave cause the pool was tiny and freezing so I agree, meanwhile keeping my eye on the guys *who are still in the empty hot tub.* So we leave but as I come back to hang up the towels begrudgingly the guy I bumped into in the hallway strikes a conversation about communism. It was... Interesting to say the least. After listening for like 2 minutes and then pretending that a cop car had driven by we both dipped. I made sure he didn't know where my room was and I went back and started there for the rest of the night. Ah. The next morning. 😀🔫 Apparently the same guys had trashed their room, they completely smashed and shattered the TV and mirror, they bashed one of the windows and they tore apart the ac in the room. They also took some sort of objects and completely destroyed the empty hot tub. It was one of those gross, once white, glass ones. But honestly... Most interesting vacation with my parents ever.

Lots of crazy shit happens in Arizona. I lived there for almost my whole life I just moved away.. Life was honestly scary. I was at sprouts and this old guy was just following me and my sister around the whole store and even out to our car! He followed us home so we just drove to someone's random house.... that was probably a bad idea :|

Wow that’s intense, I’m glad your back! And I missed you too! Have a good thanksgiving!

As soon as you said skinwalker the wind started blowing really hard and the tree by my window started banging hard and it started thundering I’m low key scared now

11:48 jordans living the fanfiction

omg love the hair

the security guard: 📺 🍿 the old people: *****

The brown hair looks good as hell on you dude

OMG A VID LOVE YOU JORDAN

Your amazing!!! Love you! Merch soon tho???

BAE OMG UR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD

Jordan when I saw the notification that you made a video I was so excited Bc you literally the best

Happy late birthday Jordan! Whenever I get the notification that you posted a of my day always gets better

OMG MY BIRTHDAY IS ON NOVEMBER 11th TOO I JUST FOUND YOUR CHANNEL MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

aaa i love your videos so much!!

WHEN THE SKINWALKER POPPED UP I JUMPED SO HARD 😭 I GOT SO SCARED ☠️

It’s 11pm rn and I get scared easily and then when jor showed the picture of the skin walker I just went and turned on all my lights and I’m now terrified XD

WHEN YOU SAID THE FLESH PEDESTRIAN WORD AT 5:33 I FREAKED OUT BRO jordan you cannot say that out loud itll attract them

I literally binge watched your videos for the past two hours and now you posted a new one!thank u,can’t wait to watch the video🤍

you’re literally so underrated

Girl you literally look good with any hair color

i thought he was cooking his pig in the oven as bacon for a seccond lmfao

Your hair looks a 1,000 times better . You look like your natural beautiful self again . I had once left you a comment pleading you to go back to your natural hair color . Glad you finally came to your senses .

I love Jordan's storytimes

When your 3 hours into your breakdown but jordan Cunningham posts

I am so glad this is how you decided to return

really off topic but, BIRTHDAY TWINSS 🥳🥳

I'm so sorry I'm late but I love your vids so so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I ❤️ ur vids Jordan! Early squad!

Queen just uploaded Gotta go fast

I will literally walk away from that hot tub eww omg. 😭😭😭🤚🏽

I LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCHH AHH! YOUR SO COOL

your hair looks so good and healthy

omg jordan you posted again we missed u

Once me and my friend went to a trail in the woods. We had to pass an empty parking lot. We thought it was empty… until there was a car. Windows were not tinted. We saw a girl straddling a guy in the front seat, both of them making out. We tried to get to the trail before they saw us… but they saw us. They stared at us. Uh oh

I can’t wait to see this

Missed you Hahah ☺️

My story time now, It was the day after the last day of school for like 5th grade for me so I was 11. Me and my mom went to a gas station my mom fills the car with gas and she parks the car to grab something in the store and just tells me to wait in the car. Keep in mind this is like a very busy gas station there’s people everywhere and we’re right beside a main road. This old red truck pulls up from the main road parks right next to my moms car (The car I’m in) gets out goes to the freezer thing outside where you like get ice and just takes like 4 bags of ice and scurries right out of there. So I was like what the fuck he just stole something right in front of me and I’m pretty sure he knew I was there to because he looked at me. So now I’m thinking I gotta tell my mom, my mom comes back and I just tell her what happened and she starts laughing because why would anyone ever need to steal ice and why 4 bags of it🤣🤣 So ya I basically witnessed a person steal stuff 🤣🤣🤣

Me as soon as the title showed up: *”You witnessed someone pouring the milk first?”*

I love the brown hair it definitely fits you better than bleach blonde

I literally zoned out for half the video eating a candy cane so I had to rewind it all the way 😭💀

That is insane! Great video and I'm glad to see that you are doing a little better

This unlocked a memory I didn't wanna remember 😭

We need more storytime pls love you ❤🤗🤞

Brown or blonde you still look STUNNING✨

i went to arizona (sedona) LAST WEEK and there was multiple weddings going on

Finally U posted a Video i Love Ur Personality i cloudnt waiit 😎😎😎

The fact that u couldn’t even listen to 22 Taylor’s version because it came out tye next day

That is most definitely their kink lmfao

I just came back from Sedona! it was beautiful

“In my super straight voice”

I love your shirt!

Thank u Jordan you made my night better

i havent even started and i already feel like i should stop

LOL!!! That's so not where I expected this to go!!!! 🤣

11:32 IM DYINGGG

The fact that I literally said f*** off to my classes just so I can watch your video is incredible- my mind says crew the French class

I just witnessed a crime too. Jordan scratching his eyelids from the inside 🥲

AYOOOOO😁🖤

I LOVE YOU

I was expecting a murder story not that😂

I love your videos!!! They are hilarious and so fun to watch!! Thank you so much for making RU-vid videos!!

As a local from AZ, the next time you go to AZ(If u ever do) got to Portal Arizona. It's such a cute place, like imagine like a little forest where you can see the stars so good and also there is a good little breakfast place!

YALL- I WOULD HAVE RAN OUT OF THERE. LIKE... I AINT DOIN THIS TODAY-

The poster

i literally just got over my fear of skinwalkers and then you tell they have been seen in desert kind of places- I LIVE IN ARIZONA

ur my favorite youtuber

The fact that this actually happened 🗿

i saw the bacon and yelled “OH NO BARBRA”

Is it just me or the fact that nobody talking about the poster🥸🤚

Me (Italian): oOoOoOooOOOOOoO I like this story

Where have you been Miss thing I missed you

I’m Italian and one time a conversation came up with my grandma about how my grandpa and dad were convinced that one of her cousin was part of the mafia and when I asked her if it was true she just laughed and every time I ask her she just dances around the question😐🤪✌️