"I Work For The FBI On A Task Force That Specializes In Hunting And Tracking Monsters" Creepypasta 

Weston Dearnon It’s the FBI lol

That's not nearly as pants-on-head stupid as thinking a tundra tracker would be in any way more useful than a local tracker in a fucking bayou.

If you have ever had an address they know you. Ever gone to the hospital, to school, ect.

Total fantasy, not even good fiction, the men in black audition is more accurate, as specialists from navy, army, secret service etc are usually sent an invite for special units or projects.

@@orangewarm1 Maybe not even from America if it is such an important task force. JTF, SAS, ASAS etc.

F.B.I you don’t have jurisdiction here

@@ThatMotorcycleRider we are the same agency

Trust no one, not even yourself.

How do I know who’s the real FBI?

THE FBI CAN SUCK MY PP

Hahah

100% hahahahaha

Coyote?

Gotta get dem swamp logs 👍

I think that’s where the character came from, you gotta remember these are made up stories

@@mikehoncho658 I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho Ricky

cuz he was kung fu fighting!!!!!

Because they know your intent

@Dwight Cook yeah the writer tried to make everyone incompetent so that Sarah and the main charecter could shine. Hes a marine sniper, literally trained to think of your rifle as a part of you. He should also know that 9mm has the benefit of having more rounds then a 45. Allowing someone to put more rounds on target and have a better chance if they miss a fast moving target of firing again and hitting.

Why would a ex marine doesnt shoot a goddamn behemont because a woman told him not to do

🙄

Bodhi Terrell i get u

That's why there is no 'Soviet' Russia, anymore.

Really? What monster is that?

Have a thumbs up. Thanks for the chuckle.

The stalker Is the stalked

He is a monster to !

No offense mate but I’ll take you serious when you can spell ridiculous

@@everydaywelit2738 public school! stay lit.

@Aidan Walker not waste lands, pristine wilderness. GODS COUNTRY!

@@GrottoGroveGroves as long as you have the experience , changing and adapting to a environment shouldn't be that hard. Humans are very adaptable species , that's why we are on top of the food chain

Trolls nothing better to do than complain about a work that they could never squeeze out. Amazing! Just enjoy. Or leave others too.

Fuuuuuckk that

Uh....My 45-70 rounds are not that big.

Old cartridge .45 cal with 70 grains of black powder. Hence the 45-70. For something that big in the swamp I don’t know why they didn’t go with something like a .50 Alaskan express or simply a 12 gauge with a rifled barrel and slugs.

You got small thumbs

@@sirtango1they should have bring a AA12 would have worked well...

They really do.

🤔

All Corbies such as Crows & Ravens are truly very loyal and generous friends ....BUT...... do NOT piss them off...they Can be very vindictive enemies...and they have the memories of elephants ...They recognise faces and cars...When crows drop nuts in front of me, I make sure to step on them and break them open, as does my husband. But I’ve seen people throw the nuts back at the crows to try to hit them...their walk to work is no longer pleasant...for YEARS...and YEARS...I’m not even sure it’s the same crows! I’m so glad I’ve always had amiable and cooperative relationships with them and we have an accord ....We get along very well.

@@maggsbufton1969 crows tell their friends and family which then as long as that human lives the crows will keep telling their friends and family then it becomes a infinite cycle

Ryder Leete sounds like something someone who lives in an igloo would say

@@charliedobinson9585 If I live in a igloo how whould I have RU-vid and it is 40 degrees outside

You are in Alaska, clearly you have a luxury igloo.

@@cameronaxley472 I live in Kodiak. To warm for igloos.

Ryder Leete oh yeah? Pics or lies.. how’s an igloo like?

Bedelia's spicy leg meat She’s definitely gonna die or be shape shifter

They actually DONT lol every time I listen to these I have cringe moments when I hear some of the things they say about the guns in particular.

I disagree.

Sarah, let meah smash

I'm saying!

...I'm hitting that too. Vicious

Domestically or romantically?

@@sa1ntluke that's darker than half these stories

You know what a good story is? I have alot I think you would like

Same here Can’t get enough of them..

😂😂😂

Same reason that a bear was riding a shark firing a M16 from one paw and a M240 from the other

@@cameronaxley472 are you talking about America?

Anywhere it works. It like morgan freeman eating cotton candy, its power renders any argument invalid

Is this what 🎅 does the other 364 days a year?

Yeah and it looks epic

Or a video game

Looks like a common video game character

Looks like a fps shooter during Yule

It seems like nordic ripoff final fantasy games

Not a good reader

I was trying to figure out what it is about his voice that irritates me. I think it’s the fact that he puts “uh” at the end of every sentence. Ex. “They pulled up to the campgrounduh. What I witnessed thereuh, it wasn’t a personuh.”

Yeah...the inflection at the end of each sentence. Sounds contrived. Why not just read in a normal voice with good old common or garden inflection?

Yeah once he came to my igloo not sure how he got passed my pet Polar bear but he did asked me for some fish cool guy but my bear wasn't a big fan

You want a good story suggestion?

Raito Red just shoot it and it’s done. Nothing else to worry about

Too be fair capturing the thing would be more useful than shooting it, you can learn more from something captured alive than you can from a corpse, in case the situation came up again

@@blackmantis1511 you are dealing with unknown deadly creature that kills humans, you have it in your sights and you dont shoot it because of boner power.

@@morgothastartes Correction, the character in the story doesn't shoot it because of "boner power." I don't shoot it because looking long term capturing it is objectively the better decision, because we can more about it's habits and behaviors, as well as learn how it moves through an area allowing us to place agents in similar locales so that they can track one if it shows up BEFORE it kills anybody. Also, capturing it will give us a chance to learn why it killed those people, was it territorial, or maybe it was out of desperation from lack of food sources. This information is useful because then you can take proper measures to prevent this from happening again.

@@blackmantis1511 Good points sir! We need you on the team. Regards, Denis Berte' SF(Ret)

Love the movie, Rick!!!

Boston Chris love Shelby to, a real tuff Cajun man!

Nope,I do too

Same

All the time, it's better than meditation

Puts me to sleep also

Same here I think it's the voice n music makes me sleep

@Josh Gibladar depends on what 9mm in the story he said glock possibly a 19 which is the most popular holds 15+1 the second could be a glock 17 which holds 17+1

10mm is extremely effective for bear country. Comparable to .44mag ballistics within 30m. The 12rd capacity glock offers is excellent.

SCP-106 has breeched containment

@@hunterhanley2055 OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO😂😭😳

mtf unit Bravo Oscar Oscar Mike Echo Rome has been dispatched

He's in the UIU from the scp universe

Unit: alpha omega code name elite defender has enter thr facility

Like you can do better.

Your profile pic makes the comment better

He was busy eating crayons.

@@TheChuthos lol probably

Paint chips

Rah!

I know, and not just a Marine, but a Scout Sniper who leaves his rifle behind, now that's just not ever gonna happen.

I smelled one in NP Way out in the sticks.

Florida native saw one run from the dumpster at Miners BBQ Orlando N Trail it smelled too.!!! Yes I am a pit Master.!!!

If chupacabras existed the last thing we should be doing is hunting them because that would be really really stupid...thanks for the comment!

Boo lol

It's actually pretty hard to create original content. As a complete novice to the writing world but have dabbled in it. Original ideas are kinda like cars. You can make em look different, make em sound different. Paint them different colors. But at the end of the day they're all just engines with 4 wheels.

Are you a CIA ?and are there monster out there in the world??

Juliana Kaye Bell I hunt them too 😕

Exactly. The TV shows create these monsters, then sell them out as escape cases using speical effects!

Malum man said booties

Omnifarius lol

Yeah dude, i loved that show. I still have nightmares from the episode with these camoflaging-cat-things.... xD

@@nukran6055 Do you mean the Smilodon Episode or the entire Story-ARC (No pun intended) which involved the Future-Predators and their creepy Camo-Selves?.

@@glucoseguardian9999 I just googled it and I meant the camobeast. I am not quite sure if it was an arc or just one episode, but it is where these kids break and enter in some "abandoned" mansion and get all killed exept one (if I remember it right). The other future predators are kind of tame in comparison but these things just creeped me tf out....

@@nukran6055 OH!. yeah, I get which one you mean now! (It's the Flashback where the Police-Dude's kid brother goes missing).

@@glucoseguardian9999 I literally had to skip this episode the first time i watched the show 😂

#shey LOL!

Because short titles are OVERRATED lol

"I work in a McDonald there's a reason why we dont open the cash register at 3 am"

😂😂😂

Next video title: I'm a youtube user that has the same joke everyone else has about long titles.

😅😅

That bad news in reality when the public isn’t watching them there off killing innocent children family hired government killers and doing shady business whit mafia do I. Need to say more etc

@@exploringwithninjahectormj4034 In their defense, most of those innocent children would have eventually grown up to be telemarketers and phone scammers. And the mafia isn't so bad, if it weren't for them I wouldn't have a job.

The American Way still idc killing is killing no matter what ok let’s say this ur at home in at noon with ur family and friends and child wife ok the out-nowhereu see I cia controllable drone watching u ect drops I bomb on ur child wife than gets u trap the home land comes after tell u what u told me ?

I’ll bee devastated and ready to become public enemy number 1 and probably be hunted for the rest off my life

Wtf does this have to do with my comment😂

I’m pretty sure they yoink these from r/nosleep

@@hunterhanley2055 Because short titles are overrated and long ass titles are in

Thank God I live on the Kenai Peninsula

*gives you a goat* here's your last meal

@@avonthesageoc4980 Frick

Lily Bassiri Maybe Alaskan Wendigos do, 😀

Why? This was hot garbage. Mr. MarySue tundra tracker who somehow knows everything about swamps and is always the most useful, his clumsy damsel in distress love interest who doesn't want to hurt monsters, a sniper who forgets his weapon, a yokel with a boat who somehow stays with the "team" after they leave the swamp, and a desk jockey FBI agent. This was like a shitty homebrew DnD campaign where the DM uses his self insert NPC to drag the party around watching how great his OP character is.

a grizzly bear can shake off quite a few 9mm shots, and these things are worse then a grizzly.

Beta cuck 9mm and Fuddy Five are both inferior to the all powerful 10mm. It's the only pistol round that'll drop a sginwalger.

DeWayne Nelson and a 45 won’t make much of a difference

@@DruNkMoNK137 I see your point, guess he's really counting on his 45-70

@@dewaynenelson3189 44 mag would probably be the better side arm for what they are doing.

no one cares about books

Horde.

You should check out the Tiamat series by Sean Poindexter.

Great story, but not buying that he knocked a Bigfoot into the trap with the butt of a .45-70

U shouldn’t be saying ur in the scp foundation

@@omaewashinderuyoufrigginwe9778 why 💀

@@Rabid_spaghetti_noodle ngl bro i don’t even remember commenting this but i assure you, this is fine, i am a changed man now i repent for my sins😔

@@omaewashinderuyoufrigginwe9778 you are forgiven 😧

Should be a moive

Lol I felt nothing at the end did I miss something