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"Idiot Abroad" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco) 

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People don't like Americans... Whenever I travel I'm the idiot abroad and that's not fair because I'm not trying to be liked...send this to your friend who hates Americans
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Dog Birthday Party • "Dog Birthday Parties"...
Donut Jokes Compilation • "Donuts" - Jim Gaffiga...
Seafood: Insects of the Ocean • "SEAFOOD: INSECTS OF T...
Hot Pocket Compilation • Hot Pocket Compilation...
Museums • "MUSEUMS ARE BORING......
Hiking • "Hiking..." - Jim Gaff...
Whales • "Whales" - Jim Gaffiga...
Appendix & Saw a Bear • "I Had To Have My Appe...
Idiot Abroad • "Idiot Abroad" - Jim G...
Binge Watching • "Binge Watching" - Jim...
Massages & Saunas • "Massages & Saunas" - ...
Horses • "Horses" - Jim Gaffiga...
Seasons • "Seasons" - Jim Gaffig...
Marathons • "Running A Marathon" -...
Fitness Goals • "Fitness Goals" - Jim ...
4 Kids - Home Birth • "4 Kids/ Home Birth" -...
That's McDonald's • "That’s McDonald's!" -...
Hotel Pools • "Hotel Pools" - Jim Ga...
Travel International • JAPAN & CHINA - from N...
Weddings • "Weddings" - Jim Gaffi...
My Wife's Brain Tumor • "My Wife's Brain Tumor...
Shopping for Women's Lingerie • "Shopping For Women's ...
Bars • "Bars Are Adult Playgr...
Stand Up for the Pope + ACTUAL FOOTAGE • Doing stand up for the...
Least favorite Dr Visit • "My Least Favorite Doc...
LETS GET COOKIN' (World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show)
Toast (EP 1) • "Let's Get Cookin' - T...
Burgers (EP 2) • "Let's Get Cookin' - B...
Pork Sandwich (EP 3) • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Hot Dog & Egg (EP 4) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
Pizza (EP 5) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
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Cookies (EP 7) • "Let's Get Cookin' - H...
Meatball Parm (EP 8) • "Let's Get Cookin' - M...
Peas & Corn (EP 9) • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Mikey Takes over (EP 10) • "Let's Get Cookin' - M...
Oatmeal Soup (EP 11) • "Let's Get Cookin' - O...
Garbage Plate (EP 12) • "Let's Get Cookin' - G...
Chicken Fillet (EP 13) • "Let's Get Cookin' - C...
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Комментарии : 1 тыс.   
@ichhasseamerika
@ichhasseamerika 4 года назад
"Björn Borg Björn Borg!?" I was in stitches.
@druidus
@druidus 4 года назад
Bear fortress, bear fortress.
@eponymous_graphics
@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад
here here !
@annikamyren3026
@annikamyren3026 4 года назад
@Nelson Robert Willis There were 2 Björn and 1 Anne-frid and 1 Agneta..
@cherylhurst7093
@cherylhurst7093 3 года назад
That was hysterical.
@russBwright
@russBwright 4 года назад
*”CaN i BrInG SouP oN tHe PLaaaNEE?”* Gets me every time 😂
@Ray89135
@Ray89135 4 года назад
My favorite comedian. He's the best. So funny and without relying on dirty jokes and profanity. So refreshing and original.
@amehka5416
@amehka5416 3 года назад
Rubbish!!!
@reggieoverton4437
@reggieoverton4437 3 года назад
I LOVE JIM...HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SILLY...👍👍👍👊👊👊👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗
@eb_tigers0775
@eb_tigers0775 3 года назад
m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uZdv-TtiMkg.html
@joyparrilla5939
@joyparrilla5939 2 года назад
Rabbit
@joyparrilla5939
@joyparrilla5939 2 года назад
🤑
@auberjean6873
@auberjean6873 4 года назад
"I speak English--the language Jesus spoke" 🤣I did a spit take with my morning coffee! My dog loved it!🤣
@donnacravillion4165
@donnacravillion4165 18 дней назад
😅😂
@RumbleFish69
@RumbleFish69 4 года назад
Jim Gaffigan is like rice cakes.... You start out thinking, what the hell am I eating? But, before you know it, the bag is empty and you've gone through two shows!!
@jaimebarba619
@jaimebarba619 2 года назад
Nope
@LtColShingSides
@LtColShingSides 4 года назад
My favorite thing about his standup is he comes with his own heckler.
@503945158
@503945158 4 года назад
I love you doggie
@odtuhan
@odtuhan 4 года назад
Lol yes!
@eponymous_graphics
@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад
Yeah, it's funny when he critiques himself and grades poorly. Thumbs up #227
@LtColShingSides
@LtColShingSides 4 года назад
@Lucien Cameron thanks lol her name is Lola. She's my 7 year old red nose Pitbul
@lulufavs4519
@lulufavs4519 4 года назад
Love that other voice! Funny!
@MeyerKole
@MeyerKole Год назад
We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.. I’m Dutch and I love Jim..
@niclofton9912
@niclofton9912 4 года назад
“It’s not that we’re dumb we’re just not that interested.” 😂
@NicoleDeandrea
@NicoleDeandrea 6 месяцев назад
For real 😂😂😂
@edwinrodeo
@edwinrodeo 2 года назад
Jim touches many emotions… he’s a American comedian with a clean heart ❤️. Thanks again
@B.D.B.Outdoors304
@B.D.B.Outdoors304 4 года назад
One of my favorite comedians. Hes capable of cracking you up without being too crude. Classy dude.
@Tylerjms7
@Tylerjms7 4 года назад
"Too soon, it was only 2 thousand years ago." Hahaha
@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat
@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat 2 года назад
I’m Dutch and I love Jim.
@l.french5557
@l.french5557 Год назад
Do we have to split your comment ? 😉
@JeffWhite-cl2be
@JeffWhite-cl2be Месяц назад
If you're dutch then you ain't much
@dsoutherland1747
@dsoutherland1747 Год назад
When I’m down I’ll watch Gaffigan. Even if I’ve seen a particular performance a thousand times, it’s always hilarious and brings me out of the doldrums. He’s a genius. 😄
@thedebatehitman
@thedebatehitman 4 года назад
I don’t know how you come up with so much quality material. I love your work, Jim!
@jimgaffigan
@jimgaffigan 4 года назад
Thank you very much!
@ErnestoBoots
@ErnestoBoots 4 года назад
@@jimgaffigan ALL of your material is good, one of the few comedians that's always funny!
@Ruylopez778
@Ruylopez778 4 года назад
It's stolen from the Dutch, that's why he has such an anti-Dutch act
@dianemoonstone4715
@dianemoonstone4715 3 года назад
@@Ruylopez778 : 😄😄😄
@aleynamutlu4206
@aleynamutlu4206 3 года назад
@@Ruylopez778 huh ?
@inekekalberg1427
@inekekalberg1427 4 года назад
I’m dutch and i’m full of emotions😉,especially when i watch your shows!!!🙋🏼‍♀️😂🤪🤭😁😏🙃
@id104335409
@id104335409 4 года назад
When he made the robot sounds to avoid being caught as an American.... that one got me good.
@jeffcampbell668
@jeffcampbell668 4 года назад
LOL! I chuckled for 5 minutes after that one too, and I'm canadian. Still am very happy that the U.S. is my neighbor. Peace.
@Custerd1
@Custerd1 4 года назад
I do the same thing. I speak enough Russian that I can alienate anyone.
@injunsun
@injunsun 4 года назад
That wasn't robot, it was a spoof on the South African languages that have hard to pronounce clicks in them, such as the San. Those are like trying to say a "k" sound, but in the back of your throat, while breathing in.
@REM1956
@REM1956 2 года назад
@@injunsun Your post is WAY over most folks head. Just what I was thinking. IMO made even funnier, as Jim is so pale skinned.
@Strawbelliefields
@Strawbelliefields 4 года назад
As a swiss-american, living in Amsterdam, this bit went straight to my heart. Thank for the daily posting during the pandemic!! ❤️
@MrOvlov02
@MrOvlov02 Год назад
canadians dont like americans
@mookyyzed2216
@mookyyzed2216 3 года назад
We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.
@suebrown3465
@suebrown3465 4 года назад
Mothers Day morning with a coffee and Jim...best way to start the day... in Canada! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️
@christicrenshaw2772
@christicrenshaw2772 4 года назад
Totally agree. Happy Mothers day.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 4 года назад
Stay safe and well neighbour 🇨🇦
@t.johnson2966
@t.johnson2966 4 года назад
Happy Mothers Day! Cheers from Vancouver Island. Take care!
@kjo9982
@kjo9982 4 года назад
Same! In Canada too :)
@ericag5346
@ericag5346 4 года назад
@Tyrone Notwatson I can assure you her life doesn't suck as much as yours...
@TheSickNeeds
@TheSickNeeds 4 года назад
The funniest part was where he said "The Canadians like us". I almost choked on my maple syrup cus I was laughing so hard.
@98triffid
@98triffid 4 года назад
You may not love us personally but what is your alternative? You are a free country but don't imagine your 3 patrol boats and 5 ice breaker ships are any deterrent at all. What is a deterrent is history. France helped free us. Not everyone remembers that but some do.
@mariacheebandidos7183
@mariacheebandidos7183 4 года назад
@Memes how about when foreigners watch American comedy shows, movies, stand up... (all laced with sarcasm, irony...) and then go to the comments to say it'd be nice if Americans understand irony.
@98triffid
@98triffid 4 года назад
@Des Prenty my key point was one sentence long and I led with it. I read most of what you had to say but I may have nodded off after page 2.
@jsghetler
@jsghetler 3 года назад
@@98triffid lol trust me, Canada is fine without you guys. Because other countries don’t wanna bomb us.
@yoda5280
@yoda5280 3 года назад
Doctor Smith Youre absolute cringe.
@Mattropolis97
@Mattropolis97 4 года назад
Take a shot every time he heckles himself!!! 🥂
@Tis-I
@Tis-I 3 года назад
"Do you speak English?" "*click* *click*" I lost it
@nancygarrison6540
@nancygarrison6540 2 года назад
I find you hysterically funny every single time I listen to you. You’re so perceptive into the heart of people everywhere
@evelynmontez3565
@evelynmontez3565 4 года назад
Omg. I was in a bad mood. Thank you Jim 😄 🤣 😂
@dennisfordii9737
@dennisfordii9737 2 года назад
I appreciate how you can do jokes about anything/ anyone with tact .
@justus4men
@justus4men 4 года назад
I laughed so hard and now I’m hungry for garlic bread.
@alexconnor7733
@alexconnor7733 4 года назад
It's not that we're dumb... Just not that interested!! 😂😂😂
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 4 года назад
Alex Connor And then you go abroad. And leave everyone with the distinct impression you are “under educated.”
@alexconnor7733
@alexconnor7733 4 года назад
@@canadianperspective3731 I've been "abroad" and learned Canadians are pompous and it's easy to be that way with America protecting you. I was also quoting Jim Gaffigan. I thought it was pretty funny and still do
@brianborell4469
@brianborell4469 4 года назад
@John Bigbooty Uh, no. Canadians are way more literate than the average American, look it up. FWIW I'm an American. 🙄
@alandgomez5905
@alandgomez5905 4 года назад
Yeah, I think overall we're pretty dumb lol. Nothing like the current admin. to showcase this.
@shirleypena4133
@shirleypena4133 4 года назад
@@brianborell4469 No they are not. There is nothing to look up. Go there, talk to the people of Canada, and you will see that they are no more literate than Americans...unless those Americans just arrived from Mexico.
@ExploringCabinsandMines
@ExploringCabinsandMines 4 года назад
funniest guy ever !! "Hot pockets " is forever etched in my mind !
@stikcler
@stikcler 4 года назад
And "Pale Force".
@thenatureboybh9148
@thenatureboybh9148 4 года назад
Caliente pockets
@jacksons1010
@jacksons1010 4 года назад
Bacon-filled Hot Pockets.
@nicolekirkland86
@nicolekirkland86 4 года назад
I've never been able to NOT say it like that after hearing him say "hot pocket " . It just comes naturally to say it like that now🤣🤣🤣
@robinkrieger8003
@robinkrieger8003 3 года назад
Oh yes !
@c7adventures376
@c7adventures376 4 года назад
Have to see you live when all this is over. I love your style and jokes. Thanks for the vid.
@jezebulls
@jezebulls 4 года назад
Jim hits it out of the park on every special he does. And he reads comments too!!!
@destroyerj
@destroyerj 2 года назад
I love Jim's stand-up. He was a hoot on That 70's Show.
@JKNat9004
@JKNat9004 Месяц назад
Yes, he was.
@chipdillard9738
@chipdillard9738 4 года назад
I need some laughter right now. Jim always provides the chuckles. And no profanity 👍
@starrfishhill
@starrfishhill 2 года назад
This guy is hilarious makes my soul feel good
@jadecovehealing5636
@jadecovehealing5636 2 года назад
I just want to give a shout out to France! I don't speak French, except a few food words and phrases I remembered from high school French class too long ago to mention. But everywhere we went, this was in 2016, my friend and I were met with support and kindness. I expected rude waiters (the stereotype) and instead it felt like we were treated like long-lost friends. This happened in Paris and in the countryside and we are two middle-aged women, so this wasn't about that. We even had people helping us with our ridiculous oversized suitcases up the subway stairs! Will never pack that much again, not will I ever take the subway from the airport to Paris again. But that's what happens when you are new to international travel or much travel at all for that matter. At one point, one suitcase got stuck in the ticket counters that was dedicated just for this. A woman flew up on the counter and pushed the suitcase free with us pulling as well. Then she jumped down and kept going without any sticking around to be thanked. She felt like a superhero to me. Oh my friend was sick and getting worse on this day, so we needed all the help we could get. And finally, we also had German tourists help us in a village where no one spoke English. Cliff notes: Learn some French, pack light, and dress nicely.
@stephanieharries7746
@stephanieharries7746 Год назад
I like how he can make humor out of almost anything his range is incredible and he's clean I mean he just kind of makes the other comedians look well let's just say he's really talented I'll leave it at that
@jayduke8554
@jayduke8554 2 года назад
This man is a life saver
@kristinaszenchill845
@kristinaszenchill845 4 года назад
‘ do I have heroin on me? I may have accidentally packed some’ hilarious 😂
@jenniferlawrence9652
@jenniferlawrence9652 4 года назад
You make my day...thank you for always making me laugh
@susanyanish1117
@susanyanish1117 2 года назад
Laughter is the best medicine! Go, Dr. Jim! Thank you for the healing!!
@playhooky
@playhooky 4 года назад
Loved it Jim & Jeannie! And Happy Mother's Day to Jeannie - we can tell you're an awesome mom!
@jimgaffigan
@jimgaffigan 4 года назад
Thank you so much!
@drshrimppuertorico8894
@drshrimppuertorico8894 4 года назад
I want an entire set done with his disgruntled audience member voice
@mlsaulnier
@mlsaulnier 4 года назад
sometimes its close lol
@jennymcmillin5668
@jennymcmillin5668 4 года назад
Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Inspired! 🤣🤣😂👍
@eponymous_graphics
@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад
cell phone ring dial ! thumbs up #231 EDIT with the movie line from silence of the lambs, "it's puts the lotions in the *effen* basket!" tagged for momz.
@relaxed_str8891
@relaxed_str8891 4 года назад
I don’t know if I could handle it😂
@reggieoverton4437
@reggieoverton4437 3 года назад
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@donszabo7558
@donszabo7558 4 года назад
Gaffigan is fun. He's not trying to delve into politics or world view. Man you get a break from all that and just have fun...
@hoosierpitcrew9011
@hoosierpitcrew9011 4 года назад
Hahah. Maybe you just wasn't listening. He did. You just don't think you've heard it is all. If you don't know what brings us down as humans, how can you recognize it in speech you hear. smh
@JWPshenigans
@JWPshenigans 4 года назад
Until now
@matsfreedom
@matsfreedom 4 года назад
Lately, he's turned off half of his audience.
@Aethelia
@Aethelia 3 года назад
I don't think half of his audience was made up of fascists, he'll be fine.
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 3 года назад
@@hoosierpitcrew9011 ... you weren't* listening ...
@fazergazer
@fazergazer 4 года назад
Brilliant. Clean. Sharp. He’s like what the Sun would be if it went human. Keep it coming!
@johnwgibson24
@johnwgibson24 2 года назад
Best comedian. One of my all time favorite
@rebeccabamford5505
@rebeccabamford5505 4 года назад
He would be hysterical to live with! Love his humor.
@atgb143
@atgb143 4 года назад
Happy Mother's Day, Ms Jeannie 💐 Happy Birthday, Katie 🌹🎂🍦🎁🎉 Happy Sunday, Gaffigans ❤
@Shawn0569
@Shawn0569 4 года назад
That was the best impersonation of jesus I've ever seen Spot on
@inappropriatetraveler8330
@inappropriatetraveler8330 4 года назад
You, sir, are the ultimate Inappropriate Traveler! Thanks for being so hilarious. Cheers!
@debsg66
@debsg66 4 года назад
Just as funny as the first time...now where's my wooden shoe..
@ahmedalbunduqee3518
@ahmedalbunduqee3518 3 года назад
I'm not ready for this kind of commitment lol
@cynthiacronin2794
@cynthiacronin2794 4 года назад
His other people voices are hilarious!!
@alaingarcia7493
@alaingarcia7493 4 года назад
Best comedian in the universe.
2 года назад
You could consult other planets to make that statement.
@kinsmed
@kinsmed 4 года назад
Jim, this is the funniest set of yours I've ever seen. I'll expect more now...
@Obiter3
@Obiter3 4 года назад
Cinco was one of his best stand ups, think I've watched it 3 times
@ohiohiker4301
@ohiohiker4301 4 года назад
OMG! Had me laughing out loud! I don't fly much, so when a friend took me to the Orlando airport, to fly back home (drove to FL the week before), I was a little nervous waiting in the line to go thru the security check, and did ask the person behind me a question. After getting thru security, I felt "o.k., now just find my gate, no problem", but when I went down the corridor that takes you to the train, with the rest of the crowd, I got nervous, thinking, "Shoot, he didn't tell me I'd be taking a train, I hope this is right". (My hometown airport is not nearly as big as Orlando's). Got on the train, looked out the window, and said out loud "OMG, is this train headed for the parking lot?" The guy next to me explained that we were headed to the terminal, and as it turned out, we were headed in the same direction. He kind of took me under his wing. I felt sooo embarrassed, not to mention stupid! I felt not only like I came from some other planet, but also like a child from another planet! If Jim Gaffigan was there, he would have had me dying of laughter!
@priscilaassis5704
@priscilaassis5704 4 года назад
Ohio Hiker to be fair it’s a really big airport!! Also, no two are alike. I felt incredibly lost in Atlanta and LAX because the airports are as big as some cities I’ve been to!
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 года назад
@@priscilaassis5704 Or SeaTac (Seattle Tacoma)!
@libell74
@libell74 4 года назад
Jesus spoke american. Wonderful!!
@williammcaleese2709
@williammcaleese2709 4 года назад
He was also the only white guy in the Middle East.
@revan0890
@revan0890 4 года назад
Can confirm!
@williampeters5446
@williampeters5446 4 года назад
Petter Libell He said I speak English the Language Jesus spoke! not speak American!
@libell74
@libell74 4 года назад
@@williampeters5446 I know. I just thought it was funny Americans think Jesus was a white italian-looking man in a bible-movie.
@kackerlakensalat
@kackerlakensalat 4 года назад
Song from the Mutton Birds (NZ) : Queen s English "The Queen's English was Good enough for Jesus Christ And it's good enough for me"
@abbye8482
@abbye8482 4 года назад
I so enjoy listening to Jim. He is so naturally funny. He's Swedish decent like me, and I'm "beyond pale" too!
@jumpinjojo
@jumpinjojo 4 года назад
He’s *of Swedish decent.
@JakeBourne13
@JakeBourne13 3 года назад
Already subscribed and I love it!
@susanjackson5593
@susanjackson5593 Год назад
You're the best Jim, I can ALWAYS rely on you for a laugh any time of the day. I really appreciate your take on humor and you get it right all the time. Keep doing what your doing, expect not so many diarrhea jokes at live shows :)
@scottthesportsguy
@scottthesportsguy 3 года назад
I'm so looking forward to seeing Jim here in St. Louis in October, taking my mom, who loves him too :)
@bobevans6590
@bobevans6590 4 года назад
Makes my face hurt on how funny you are! Keep it up
@ashleyworden1887
@ashleyworden1887 2 года назад
Jim is my favorite comedian!
@SupahFans
@SupahFans 4 года назад
Funny Stuff, Jim. Appreciate the Laughs throughout Quarantine
@lulufavs4519
@lulufavs4519 4 года назад
Love the heckler voice! Funny!
@pixilladesigns1
@pixilladesigns1 4 года назад
I love this stand up. And there's actually a bit of theology in there referencing the nature of man, lol!
@donnamcgovern7282
@donnamcgovern7282 4 года назад
I need to listen to you every day jim.great great great ! Keep up the good work!😘😘
@EdA-bz3bu
@EdA-bz3bu Год назад
“Let’s go buy an SUV (farm equipment)” said it all.
@coucoubrandy1079
@coucoubrandy1079 3 года назад
For an American to talk like that. Brilliant !
@traceypalangio9615
@traceypalangio9615 Год назад
Love him, he’s brilliant and funny and sweet
@jcondron7789
@jcondron7789 4 года назад
Ty for making me laugh. The robot noises!! ❤️❤️❤️
@LilPaypay24
@LilPaypay24 4 года назад
Yay!!! Saw this live and got a years worth of ab workouts just from laughing
@jannetteberends8730
@jannetteberends8730 4 года назад
I’m Dutch, and I don’t care about windmills either.
@user-mj7gm6gj9v
@user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 года назад
But do you have wooden shoes? :)
@wantex1337
@wantex1337 4 года назад
ᄅᄆᄆᄀᄀᄅ probably thinking why germans stole their bikes
@data1.078
@data1.078 4 года назад
@@user-mj7gm6gj9v Yes. Everybody. In fact, when we are born, we already wear wooden shoes. That, and tulips and cheese in our hands with a weed stick in our mouths of course.
@rogerthat309
@rogerthat309 4 года назад
Ya, to hell with windmills!
@stevenverboom2946
@stevenverboom2946 4 года назад
You can't win without windmills
@markschram2703
@markschram2703 3 года назад
Jim's a Genius Comedian, top 5 Imo, if not the best...
@sesankata
@sesankata 4 года назад
The Jesus Joke about him speaking English is funny to me. As a serviceman deployed to the middle East four times,and have a love of World History it is funny to me to see Jesus always depicted as a white European.Jesus was a middle Eastern man who traced his ancestry from Abraham a man of Ur a city of ancient Summer which is in modern day Iraq.
@thyslop1737
@thyslop1737 4 года назад
Well, your premise is questionable. A descendent of both Adam and King David He was. "adam" translated as ruddy complexion, blushing in the face. King David described as having a ruddy complexion. Laban the uncle of Isaac, the son of Abraham, that word " laban" translated means white.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 4 года назад
Thank you for noting that. How many “Christians” gaze lovingly at their fair skinned, blue eyed portrait of Christ, and never put it together. Christ actually looked just like the family down their street that they want deported.
@Droemar
@Droemar 4 года назад
@@thyslop1737 "Your premise is questionable" says a guy who believes in a book that denies everything from the East and MesoAmerica not existing, to endorsing creationism and giving a good ol' thumbs up to rape not being a thing. Believe me, man, Jesus being white is the LEAST non-controversial thing about your religion.
@winnifredforbes8712
@winnifredforbes8712 4 года назад
Omar Ignacio Silvestrini I just looked at your picture references. Dear God! The white Christian population would never accept those concepts. I agree with you, however. He absolutely had to have had the middle eastern swarthy complexion and dark hair.
@Hairy.Whodini
@Hairy.Whodini 4 года назад
Wrong. Abraham Lincoln wasn't even alive back then.
@marinagallant1847
@marinagallant1847 3 месяца назад
I'm Dutch, and I love Jim
@princessbuttercup8954
@princessbuttercup8954 4 года назад
Waking up to Jim on Mother's day while my children hang off me like little monkeys...Perfect!😉😁 Happy Mother's Day to all my other mommas out there!
@benisaten
@benisaten 3 года назад
Great job Jim. Big fan from 🇨🇦. Yup. ✌️
@CDuff86
@CDuff86 4 года назад
As a Canadian, I just want to let you know that there's a very important difference between "liking Americans and "tolerating" them. We're a polite people.
@bnbcraft6666
@bnbcraft6666 4 года назад
Except for French Canadians right
@CDuff86
@CDuff86 4 года назад
@@bnbcraft6666 ah, you found the exception to the rule haha
@bnbcraft6666
@bnbcraft6666 4 года назад
@@CDuff86 Jim Gaffigan made a joke about that in his latest special, when french canadians say "I'm sorry" it's followed by "that you're so stupid"
@CDuff86
@CDuff86 4 года назад
@b carb close enough for me. Howdy neighbour. I'll hop in the canoe and bring you some Timmies
@moniquehuchet3646
@moniquehuchet3646 4 года назад
Americans are the loud ones
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 4 года назад
I sincerely love you Mr Gaffigan and your family ❤
@simplyimpish1055
@simplyimpish1055 4 года назад
You made my Mother’s Day! Thanks Jim 🌸
@lava1979
@lava1979 Год назад
You are amazing, funny, thank you for the laughter Peace
@therealjonnyringo
@therealjonnyringo 3 года назад
Keep up the great work Jimmy... Love it
@Jayelle1963
@Jayelle1963 3 года назад
How did you *DO* that Jim? How on earth did you just make _pumpernickel_ the funniest word I've ever heard? Didn't just chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud -- I cackled like a Disney cartoon witch! Bravo Maestro 👏
@benfarrar741
@benfarrar741 4 года назад
Sadly, in the Bible, that is exactly the reaction that most of the crowd had. "I'll just have the food bread".
@Bearthedancingman
@Bearthedancingman 4 года назад
I love how he knows when he a noyes or offends people and just does not care at all. 😁👍👍
@generaldeathmaster9295
@generaldeathmaster9295 4 года назад
I was accused of being a Canadian spy, because I’m nice. Edit: Thanks Jimmy! Edit 2: What happened to the like? I’m worried
@michaelmira-lopez1660
@michaelmira-lopez1660 4 года назад
@Houbengal Maybe they were from Ontario, those guys are just mad cuz Toronto is pretty much a 51st state at this point. Come to BC for a warm welcome it's all hippies out here 😂
@Jayelle1963
@Jayelle1963 3 года назад
Maybe your edit? Have seen it happen before. Doesn't change the "thumbs up" counter, but strips the original "like" from the channel creator. YT is quirky like that sometimes. 🤷‍♀️
@malizee2264
@malizee2264 3 года назад
I love ur facial expressions! And ur Beyoncé formation moves hahaha
@bethe192
@bethe192 4 года назад
" Murder people." MY STOMACH HUUUURRRTS TOO MUCH LAUGHTEERRR😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😄😂😄
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 3 года назад
“Boom! Pretzel bread. Boom! Garlic knots... Boom! Stuffed melon bun
@jeffhighsmith1538
@jeffhighsmith1538 4 года назад
DUDE! Love it when you mention Jesus, it's time...let Him out a bit more, you have good way of 'slipping Him in'
@marianelasandicruz1910
@marianelasandicruz1910 Год назад
Ha ha ha! Jim, you just made my day! Getting a good laugh from your incredible comedy! You're the best!
@Smart-Alex
@Smart-Alex 4 года назад
Happy Mother's Day Jim! You always make my day.
@andrewhernandez1275
@andrewhernandez1275 4 года назад
Love your style JIM, thanks for the laughs
@jimgaffigan
@jimgaffigan 4 года назад
Glad you enjoyed it
@jostallworth3087
@jostallworth3087 4 года назад
This man is so funny. I so love him. 👍
@eponymous_graphics
@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад
A: "Do you speak English ? " B: [glottal click] [glottal click] [raspberry soundx 3 > decrescendo] ... ingenius. I might have to use that one day ! Well done. I wonder if that was real Jim actually did that, i bet he did LOL. thumbs up. EDIT i'm saving this one to folder for party viewing ! DOUBLE EDIT (rare) I keep watching, so then ... his wife was a cab driver ! bah dum psht. great humor writing; among if not the best. END
@majorblitz7219
@majorblitz7219 4 года назад
Best comedian out there.
@SheilaD111
@SheilaD111 6 месяцев назад
😂”It’s just like the Notebook”🤣
@marlenapiwonska9468
@marlenapiwonska9468 4 года назад
I live in USA now for over 25 years and I still struggle with the metric system 🤣🤣
@alexconnor7733
@alexconnor7733 4 года назад
Well we use the imperial system.. 😂😂
@marlenapiwonska9468
@marlenapiwonska9468 4 года назад
@@alexconnor7733 see what I am saying lol 🤣🤣 I mean imperial..
@marlenapiwonska9468
@marlenapiwonska9468 4 года назад
@MrTron it feels nice and warm it's 25 C but then right now in Wisconsin we have 25 F and it's snowing....completely opposite, thanks Goodness for conversion charts 🤣
@emilduda3816
@emilduda3816 4 года назад
@@marlenapiwonska9468 Brytyjczycy już używają systemu metrycznego częściej. Po prostu jest łatwiejszy.
@playhooky
@playhooky 4 года назад
'Dumb' American here, I still think 'we' /our government was really stupid not to go ahead & convert to metric, and maybe I'm crazy but I still hope we do some day! I know, I know, I won't hold my breath lol.
@MoRo1333
@MoRo1333 4 года назад
my god...I have forgotten how funny this man is. Anyone knows what are his latest specials and where can I get them.
@darrenwinter8616
@darrenwinter8616 4 года назад
Haha! Always a well spent moment hearing Jim. On an aside, their sure are a lot of folks getting all "tribal" up in the comments here. The only labels that truly matter for all of us are: Alive or Dead. Everything else is a construct of division and self destruction .
@Noah-rd3jr
@Noah-rd3jr 2 года назад
I love this guy!
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