Idiots Play Minecraft and Scream 

**Something funny happens** Shen: **Minecraft horse death sound**

*Yeets a turtle with Stonks* Me: "Forbidden Frisbee."

*Shen hits something with stonks* Also Shen: *W H E E Z E*

I found your Chanel today and it was the best thing i've ever seen.

I don't remember half the things I said during this video so I'm laughing at our jokes again like an idiot. I love you guys.

Did you know that “stonks” is actually a real word (a concentrated artillery bombardment, or mortar stonk).

Shenpai's wheezes give me strength.

"Your thiccness will be the death of you" -Shenpai, 2019

Skeleton: **wears pants** Shen: WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL

Shen: hits literally anything with stonks Also Shen: **boiling teapot noises**

I need art of Voxer cowering in a corner, gorging himself on chicken as an emotionless white bear looms behind him.

*when Gorillaz Songs start playing on Shenpai's vids*

Arsene's hand slowly slithered over to Voxer's thigh, leaning in to whisper sensually into his ear. "You going to finish that?" He points at the fries left on the tray "...no"

Iv come for the Laughs *watches Video* Iv found the Laughs

“Two balls and a bong” I see you have experienced real-time fandub my friend.

2:31 I always loved seeing animals in minecraft spin like this. Never gets old.

You know, before even watching the video, I know Shenpai’s gonna love an animal and then see it die.

“THAT SKELETON HAS *_PANTS!”_* Shenpai, 2019

14:29 this whole segment just had me giggling. This spoke to me on a spiritual level.

Shen: *yeets horse* Horse: _horse grunt_ Shen: _horse grunt_

A summary of this video: *WHEeEEeEeeEzEeE*

Literally just discovered your channel, and I'm dying by how funny you are XD you just earned a sub! I've only seen two vids so far and I love everything to do with them

no joke, that safety room part is the best thing I will see all year, full stop. XD

Ursa: *comes at Shen with Stonks* Shen: "My time has come"

Minecraft: "Stick" Me, an interllectual: "The Yeetinator 2000"

1:12 "Yohoho! Merry Christmas *knockbacks snowman*" Me: to the north pole he goes

No one: Literally not a single soul: Shen: *LIBERATION TO THE P E E P E E*

14:55 made me laugh so hard my roommate became concerned for my well being...

0:17 We like to call this move the "whack n wheeze"

Shen: smacks anything She right after: *WHEEEzEEEEZzzzzE*

Nobody: Shen with a stick: YEET!

I found you accidentally through a Code Vein video, and after watching this, I'm instantly a fan, I have never laughed so much through a whole video, and your editing is godlike. Please continue with the good work!

lads can we get a f in the chat for everything shen yeeted

"there's a fox murdering a chicken underneath the penis!" This might be one of my favorite quotes from a youtuber solely because of how random and funny it sounds out of context.

Shen: **Wheeze** Me: *dO yOu NeEd An InHaLeR cHiLd?*

Scooter: I need an adult Shen: I am an- Gohan: No. No you are not

Shenpai: *Hits mob with stick.* Also Shenpai: *Becomes teakettle.*

mob: **breathes** shen: **wheeze-**

Can we take a minute to appreciate the editor on 6:05 The art of subtitles

I was so confused cause I thought my music playlist was somehow playing over the video 😂 Turns out you were just so happening to be listening to the same songs in my playlist in their EXACT order

7:13 If I ever go to war, I will run head first into battle while shouting this.

“Don’t test me!!” More like “Dont testes me!”

Stonk: is used Shenpai: *YOU HAVE ACHIEVED C O M E D Y*

I literally sat here in awe at the playlist you used for the video. It is basically my playlist.

"Your thickness will be the death of you" That some wise words here. Edit: Jesus f*ing Christ 800 likes i never had so many. Thank you fam😁

Ah yes the whacky stick which erases things from existence

14:55 How the shining should've happened

The amount of Gorillaz makes me very happy. Thonks

How to avoid answering someone Shen: Good question! Next question

I love Shenpai’s laugh. I want to have a laugh like that.

So when are we gonna get to read more of this arsene x voxer McDonald's fanfic?

i would now love to think that shenpai is my favorite RU-vidr due to the comedic editing with the door, the cut screams, *and the best of all* her laugh. Shenpai is now my best RU-vidr that had made me cry tears of laughter multiple times with only having other RU-vidrs happening once. Thanks for giving me this opportunity to see what you have in store for me

14:54 - 15:18 I have never laughed and cried so hard at the same time before, that was H I L A R I O U S

Shenpai: S t O N K Iron golem: You! Shenpai: WHAT! ITS OVER *9000!!!*

Nobody: Not a single Soul: Shenpai: L I B E R A T I O N T O T H E P P

4:59 The reason why Mobs are spinning on the scaffolding is because in order to move in a direction they need space and need to be on the ground. If you put them on a scaffolding, they go in all sorts of directions, causing them to spin.

2:30 listen I know it’s a joke from another streamer but S p E e N

When someone gets hit with a knockback 50 rod, Me : W H E E E E E E E E Z E

Im always worried shen will die of laughter, because goddamn does that girl love her giggles

This reminds me of when I was an Admin on an old server years ago - another Mod kept throwing bones at me, so I over-enchanted one of them, and started to attack him with it. He then cried out "I keep getting smacked by Sparkle's Boner!" so I then re-named it as such. It then became the most sort-after item players wanted. I then sold it at an action house for over 20 mil and became the riches player there.... but that money was used for players who got griefed and needed a fresh start. I miss those days, lol

That stonks vs stick fight was clearly one of the top 10 anime battles of all time

"YOU TOOK MY STONKS!!!"

17:21 just gonna leave this here. 👍🏻

15:40 Oakenshield: Out of the frying-pan Gandalf: And into the fire

*Ursa corners Shen in the safety room* *tries to open door with malicious intent* 😂😂😂😂😂

*shen proceeds to curl up in the corner of her safety room and eat 3 whole chickens out of stress*

7:16 I love yall for making that reference

This is the weirdest but funniest Minecraft video that I actually enjoyed

10:22 scooter was blown up Me: catch a ride

The start of me seeing shenpai being my favorite youtuber.

“You said you wearing Protechtion!” “I WAS WEARING MY ARMOUR!”

Thanks for making this on my birthday it made me happy!

The fighting with the door in the safety room killed me oh my god-

I was on a realm with my friends and one of my friends used the Minecraft files and got himself an enchanted potato which was enchanted with knockback and sharpness. Since I was the newest to the realm and hadn't even had a house, I was killed by my friend a countless number of times, by a potato. And the worst part was that I couldn't fight back because not only did I not have any weapons, but they had full netherite armor enchanted with thorns or something like that (its where the person who attacks the guy with armor also gets hurt). So I not only didn't do any damage to them, but each hit, I lost a full heart.

No one: Shen: PPPPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's nice that Shen is a Gorillaz fan, she played Feel Good Inc. and Dare back to back early in the video

Fun fact stonks is actually a military term for a mortor bombardment.

Hearing two tracks from Demon Days in the background mix makes me very happy.

OH BOY SHEN PLAYING MINECRAFT day is now blessed thank you shen

No One: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: Gorrilaz: Hippity Hoppity, you now are vibing to our songs.

God I- love the wheezing, it's so amazing. I love stonks. And we need a continuation of that fanfic.

Ardent’s hand slowly slithered over to Voxer’s thigh, leaning his face to the other’s ear to whisper sensually, “Are you going to finish that?” Voxer shyly shook his head no and Arsene gave a small grin. “Then can I eat it?” Arsene whispered softy, the hot breathing brushing Voxer’s ear Voxer nodded, blushing a bit. Arsene leaned over and... *To be continued...*

3:32 iPhone users: what is on my screen Android users: god dammit y is my phone lagging

Welcome to things taken out of context: 6:56

4:13, That was a Snapcube reference? :D

Don’t get hit with the. STONKS you will fly by them and love the shit they get into to and Shens laugh is the best

I think Shen adusing people with her stonks is my new favorite pass time.

I HAVEN'T FELT SUCH JOY IN YEARS MY STOMACH HURTS

Shen, your yeeting had gone out of control

Was playing Subnautica and still got scared by the creeper sizzle, minecraft scarred me.

1:10 Aight, 'bout to head out

This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life I love your laugh

I wanna have as much fun as you do playing with friends lol

That scene where it’s you vs ursa in the safety room should be reenacted as a horror movie

16:36 Shenpai : “oH My GaWd What was that at 16:17?

17:49 i dont like how i can hear slow dancing in the dark

Was anyone else bopping to the Gorillaz music at 4:21 - 5:19 or was it just me

This is unironically your best video.

1:12 Marry CHRISTMAS 🎄

God that PikaIsCool tag gives me such nostalgia, seeing you playing Minecraft again as well. :)