If a Filipino goes to Hogwarts what the Filipino do - Presented by Millie Parfait 

Late ka

Hi Millie

Anytime someone asks me what Filipino English sounds like, I'll show them this clip lamaw

Fuck Slytherin, Filipinos go to Azkaban immediately

​@@Isaac_Lising SAME!!!! HAHAHA!!!! OMFG!!!

I am not Filipino but somehow I can relate, maybe it is SEA things lol

Same shit here in Vietnam

Not my family but some of my friends is

same here

Same

That's the Slytherin laugh

She kinda sounds like Subaru

This reminds me of my family! I'd imagine the Filipino kids pulling out plastic bags of cooked rice from their robes, haha!

More like "NASAN ANG KANIN!?"

@@jcp110 don't forget to swear. The swearing part is important

@@notme69 so like "NASAN ANG KINANGINANG KANIN!?"

They would bring back food to their dorms in ziplock bags.

Probably "Philip Pinoy" lol.

Millie Parfait. Need not look any further lol

John Paul Cruz

Juan dela Cruz you heathens lmao

"Potanga kang Inahan"

Nah plastic bags the way to go

@@wumb0z that and plastic containers too 😂 if you're desperate and have none of those, tissue paper it is! 😌👌

@@matcha_mochi tissues are used for non wet stuff yeah I see people use that in the office after party

@@wumb0z It's not a party if I don't snatch some Lumpiang Shanghai with paper towels before I leave lol

@@isoprops3861 and the paper towels are snatched form the toilet

If used correctly... It can fly on its own and have high accuracy... XD Damn I'm scared ...

@@ChaosMind10531 Homing missiles

And the tsinelas that has auto aim lol too op need nerf

How did you guys lose to the Spaniards again?

@@renator.bandarlipejr.2249 Seriously, With such power on your hands, I'm amazed you guys Got colonized at all. Did you just let it happen?

I agree with u

grew up fil-am I thought this was something everyone did

Same! Me and my sister would be filling our containers with so much chicken and gravy. Need 6 owls to send it all home, lol

So much food at parties, gotta at least have the adobo, lechon, and dinuguan

OH MY FUCKING I'D DO IT LOL

I mean we got shamans and believe in talismans and junk. If we were in the harry potter world we'd probably specialise in hexes and enchantments and most of our spells are all auto proc counter hits.

@@ceresbane That... Actually makes sense... Just sprinkle in a dash of Trese and there you go. Filipinos in Hogwarts. Unlike all the other wizards, Filipino wizards and witches are the most accustomed to Muggle technology in the entire wizarding world, and they are known to use both magic and technology interchangeably for centuries. To an unsuspecting wizard, you can't tell that they're wizards, because they use Muggle contraptions, only for them to drop what they are doing just to call you out with a putangina and a flick of the wand.

@@hsc894 I imagine a filipino would not cast any direct spells. But quietly hexes so the effects become apparent long after they're out of ear shot to be directly blamed. And any retaliation later on gets auto countered by talismans placed just beneath the skin. Basically rendering most filipinos with a passive reflect spell on them. Since that does fit the aesthetic of how a filipino would handle things. Always friendly and approachable. But knowing they get randomly attacked by racist ppl, they put up barriers to protect themselves. But being a filipino. I know a side filipinos have that foreigners don't see. Lots of tourists do get scammed and tricked subtly to get a few extra pesos out of them. But its money they honestly wouldn't miss. As its just like a tiny price increase or fudging the numbers a lil on the bureau de exchange. So if you translate that to magic...

@@ceresbane Reminds me of the character Sucy Manbavaran from Little Witch Academia which is actually a Filipino witch XD

@@abbychannel4591 She's a mangbabarang but she doesn't have any bugs with her.

Instead of hogwarts, they will go to Baboykulugo

How exactly? Filipino is a nationality. Not a class

wait, there's a tuition? kala ko mga libro lang puta

@@sachsoup 23,000 Galleons. 1 Galleon ~ £50 (according to an online infographic from 2014. It could be higher now because of inflation) Unless their father is Lucio Tan, a Filipino will never afford it.

​@@Despotic_Waffle Nono they'll go to ISCP, the international state college of the Philippines, I can confirm cause I study there as a major in gaslighting and manipulating🤭

You die on the spot as soon as you call them with their name not mother or father

Instead of The Elder Wand she wields The Elder Slipper lol.

@@GameLeaderR the wooden one?

@@reality_404 A wooden clog really gonna hurt. It'll probably become an abuse

I call my mom her name, but it would always have a mommy *mom's name*. Pretty sure that's fine.

Broom of PTSD

Chicken Adobo

Flying Tsinelas

Pritong Tilapia

Deathly Palo's

no need for wand, she just yeets it

Vildemort has the elder wand? Millie's mom has the ultimate slipper, let's see who wins

Mama waves her 2x2 wand.

AVASA SAGOTKAPA?! *gets killed with a slipper*

@@copperdaylight i fucking spit out my drink! oh the nostalgia LMAO

If you are expert level... Just saying ober der and we automatically know where... XD

I've heard that they cook the loser of a cockfight

Even if you play other sports you still need to know how to fight when there's sore loser playing.

@@bardagulanarawaraw yep

@@bardagulanarawaraw that dude that will bet big money. Lose and refuse to pay. But if you refuse reminding them they didn't pay before so you're paying via the money he was meant to pay. Boy the fists go flying. You got some real dead beats that need a lesson in filipino patience and the lesson for when it runs out.

oh i commented in the wrong video...

Its ok still applies tbh.

@@millieshatnevergonnagiveyouup Lol😂

yup, when eating chicken or any meat rice is a MUST

personally not a fan, but yeah we have a bean and meat dish called ginisang munggo