If Action Heroes Had Your Resume

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Mike Trapp
Zac Oyama
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Producer - Shane Crown
Writer - Cynthia Kao
Cinematography - Luc Delamare
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Coordinator - Frankie McLafferty
1st Assistant Camera - Arturo Ochoa
2nd Assistant Camera - Scott Sison
Gaffer - Huan Manton
Key Grip - Dillard Brown
Production Sound - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
Assistant Editor - Marissa Melnyk
Post Production Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Intern - Yael Egnal
Assistant Editor: Spencer Kombol
Editor: Michael Schaubach
Post Supervisor: Stephanie Zorn

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10 авг 2016

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Комментарии : 1,8 тыс.

@riedstep 7 лет назад

stapling two papers together because he can't figure out how to print on both sides is brilliant

@flashfive12 7 лет назад

+dfunkt You sound condescending.

@tdylan 7 лет назад

You're forgetting, if you're going to use two staples...just use one.

@SNOWSOS 7 лет назад

I remember I was printing something for one of classes last semester and I forgot to click double sided(and it had to be) so I just fed the paper back in upside down after it printed. Stupid as shit prof never even knew... easy.

@Decenium 7 лет назад

Printing on both sides is horrible though, massively unprofessional, but, better for the enviroment

@flashfive12 7 лет назад

dfunkt Never new a wink emoticon meant jk. But just because you say I'm just playing doesn't make it more true. Your response even sounded condescending ;-) ;-). Also takes more work to type, ";-)" instead of, "jk".

@vitamindubya 7 лет назад

Action heroes always have 7 PhDs before thirty and somehow still manage to have all kinds of free time.

@ShadeSlayer1911 7 лет назад

Also they always served in the military or FBI or some other government thing.

@FrankCastle-tq9bz 7 лет назад

That always bothered me - why do most action "heroes" nowadays have all these academic qualifications? And where did they find the time to stay in shape and get all the special ops training while doing that? I believe that Bill Williamson from "Rampage" was the most realistic action protagonist ever - regular joe who got tired of being kicked around, assembled his own equipment over the course of months via connections to a friend of his, robbed a bank, took out his rage on society and then disappeared after killing the only person who could have outed him. We need to use his character as the template for action protagonists as they are just so much more believable than what the James Bond/Jason Boure clones running around...

@ShadeSlayer1911 7 лет назад

Frank Castle What about John McClane? Not educated, not superhuman or super skilled. At least up to the most recent movies, he literally struggles through the movies because he's pretty much just a regular guy going up against skilled criminals.

@FrankCastle-tq9bz 7 лет назад

ShadeSlayer1911 I'm talking about *recent* action "heroes" - McClaine is from the 1980s.

@vitamindubya 7 лет назад

plus all the free time

@formoftherapy 7 лет назад

"It's an unpaid internship." Hilarity.

@timtheenchanter989 6 лет назад

Perfect ending

@SomeOne-ps8wo 6 лет назад

Oh hi PD watcha doin here

@dudeistpreist5721 6 лет назад

Form of Therapy now my depression is worse. My grades are better but my ppl skills suck.

@mldydcy 6 лет назад

OH IT’S YOU! HI HAAHAHAHAH

@africanwine 6 лет назад

Form of Therapy i rushed to the comments section to post this and you beat me to it lol😂

@Vixolent 7 лет назад

"attention to detaple" i lost it haha

@PatrickChoi 6 лет назад

Can you explain to me what "detaple" means?

@notseth3500 6 лет назад

It was supposed to read, "attention to detail" on the resume, but Zach made a minor spelling error, making it ironic.

@PatrickChoi 6 лет назад

TNT Barracuda Ohh, just that. Thank you!! :D

@mista_fur3346 6 лет назад

that's the only thing that made me laugh.

@thefrenchpoet3160 6 лет назад

burst into laughter the moment I heard that

@NectarineofQuality 6 лет назад

"Well, as they say in Mexico, no." 😂😂

@juancoronado220 3 года назад

Confirmo

@NYD666 3 года назад

@Danito FG you must be real fun at parties

@speedygd3415 2 года назад

@Danito FG Yeah, i'd say your reply was also funny

@justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 года назад

I mean that's correct

@ginothespacewhale593 4 года назад

"... your father Bruce Action." Zac's character is named "MAX ACTION"!

@unaliveeveryonenow 7 лет назад

I laughed so hard at this one. This is how pop culture references must be done. Not by name dropping but by acting them out to the t.

@tabaxi 7 лет назад

...what are they referencing

@KarnKaul 7 лет назад

Under 25 won't get it.

@dreckssackblase1946 7 лет назад

+Karn Kaul So could you please fly down from your over-25 throne and tell us.

@KarnKaul 7 лет назад

+Dreckssackblas e I'm not being superior, it's just dumb ass capitalist career shit that's pervaded the whole world. Once you've worked for a few years, changed a few jobs, this is not far from verbatim satire.

@tabaxi 7 лет назад

Karn Kaul nah man, we got the resume part the part we didn't get was the pop culture reference

@alexvesel1 7 лет назад

I used this video to help me write my resume and I got a job at Starbucks the next day.

@kaitohiroyuki122 7 лет назад

impossible.

@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey 7 лет назад

Not sure if time travel, or time zones.

@ryann938 7 лет назад

+alexvese1 HAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

@alexvesel1 7 лет назад

+Ryan N is that sarcastic

@johnnyvivic8730 7 лет назад

It's Starbucks. All they care about is your attractiveness and your ability to speak correctly. Trust me, I know. My first girlfriend worked at Starbucks. She was an extremely attractive blonde girl, and she worked exclusively with many other extremely attractive blonde girls. God, I loved going to that Starbucks. So many extremely attractive blonde girls. It was like walking into heaven itself, except that none of those extremely attractive blonde girls would talk to me. Bummer.

@rampageidc 7 лет назад

"where the hell am I going to find someone who is comfortable with Spanish? That's almost fluent, Max!" fucking brilliant! great sketch guys

@ArturoStojanoff 7 лет назад

Wow, I'm a native Spanish speaker and even I'm not "comfortable with Spanish".

@xition25 7 лет назад

Nobody is mate. Today I called a plate "un vaso" like three times.

@xition25 7 лет назад

Jesus Wore Jordans Yeah bro I know the word but because I'm talking mad fast as a chilean I sometimes get words mixed up in the middle of it. I'm a trash spanish speaker.

@LuciusVulpes 7 лет назад

Me too. I mean, I get pissed when people decide to hear or watch stuff in Spanish instead of English and I was born and raised on a Spanish speaking country. Goddamn it makes me uncomfortable.

@zefile 7 лет назад

lol gonna screen and send this to my spanish teacher XD

@jfish032 6 лет назад

Arturo Stojanoff 😂😂

@TheGoldenDunsparce 7 лет назад

"Attention to detail" "Proficient in Microsoft Office/Word" "Fast learner" "Leadership skills" "Problem-solving skills" I bet everyone's rewriting their resume to avoid those painfully overused phrases now, huh? ;3

@Godzirra-San 7 лет назад

no im adding them alongside "willing to use mac if necessary"

@dp-zn8bd 7 лет назад

Actually, it was attention to detapl.

@shiningbeacon 7 лет назад

Clearly attention to detapl is something the commenter lacked or you wouldn't have had to point it out. Take that bullet point off the resume.

@TheGoldenDunsparce 7 лет назад

Takeru Alexander :'(

@themarquess 7 лет назад

The problem is that if we remove these phrases, there will be nothing left and no need to even staple two pages together. I'm going the other way, I'm adding "real go-getter" to my CV, because I somehow missed that one.

@AnimeUproar 7 лет назад

President of your High School Anime Club is actually a big fucking deal. Leadership!!

@futureboyconan4600 7 лет назад

lmao.... ASSET

@ranikoya9087 7 лет назад

I'm the Secretary of our High School Anime Club... Lmao

@AnimeUproar 7 лет назад

dragon awe Lol then I am already assuming that you are an awesome person.

@ranikoya9087 7 лет назад

You assume wrong XD, but instead you are the awesome person

@AnimeUproar 7 лет назад

dragon awe Can we agree that as two dedicated Anime fans, we are both awesome?

@SoWhySoSirious 4 года назад

Zack being a badass gives me life

@truly747 7 лет назад

I died at "it's an unpaid internship"

@MrTohawk 5 лет назад

Which was the punchline so good job.

@ryanhamachi6072 7 лет назад

Is it bad that his resume sounds exactly like mine?

@99xXxLOLxXx99 7 лет назад

Yeah you shouldn't have a major in English with a minor in film studies.

@ryanhamachi6072 7 лет назад

wh4t Most likely I will have a major in film studies.

@xWolfDOFR 7 лет назад

That changes everything

@lukeR999 7 лет назад

BOATS.

@cool8461 7 лет назад

+Luke Rider you called?

@bassyxgrelle8659 Год назад

This is extra funny to me cause I see a beat up badass Zac and then think of him holding his hands up and interrupting Sam with a Moose sound, or asking if another person is his dad

@vianarosenguyen2670 Год назад

""I killed him, yeah" or alternatively "one time, you sharted, and it was pretty narsty"

@cassics8285 9 месяцев назад

He was just trying to get that kid’s teeth

@Tomatenmark13579 7 лет назад

Wait, but Adam said unpaid internships are illegal

@bloodfiredrake7259 7 лет назад

it seems americans don't care

@isaacliu896 7 лет назад

I seem to remember it being more complicated than that

@isaacliu896 7 лет назад

+Isaac Liu can't replace paid employee, benefits mainly the intern not the employee, not a tryout for a job

@isaacliu896 7 лет назад

+Isaac Liu and genuinely educational

@ROBLOXthesuperbob 7 лет назад

It's only genuinely educational if you're doing actual work, instead of doing a bunch of coffee runs for free

@paulroberts3389 7 лет назад

It's sarcastic until he gets the 2.93 GPA. Then that shit gets real.

@mista_fur3346 6 лет назад

I'm proud to say I made it through highschool with like a 1.5.

@mikehunt4618 6 лет назад

Paul Roberts Not an american, is 2.93 GPA good or bad?

@axidrain 6 лет назад

You generally want to get 3.0 average to be accepted into the good colleges. So yeah. It's kinda depressing when you get 2.9 lol

@IsaiahReitanFilm 5 лет назад

@@mikehunt4618 3.0 Is more or less average depending on what classes you take. In comparison a 4.0 is generally all A classes and a 2.0 would be you screwing your entire life over.

@KevinShinwoo 3 года назад

@@mikehunt4618 Anything under 3.0 is not something you want to mention on a resume. 3.0 GPA is pretty "standard". 3.4 GPA is roughly when people can start bragging about having a good GPA.

@MariaVosa 7 лет назад

You guys are just killing it! I have to say - amazing camera work and editing as well, it really brings the comedy to a whole other level. Props to the production team as well!! (those that survived playing Pokemon Go at least...)

@vanguardiris3232 6 лет назад

Seriously, this is gorgeous. The lighting, the camerawork, the acting, the editing, the music. I would watch a full film of this with no hesitation.

@grammar_shark Год назад

Not to mention, the attention to detapls.

@sharkmouth1374 7 лет назад

I can't explain how funny because I'm exactly like this, over full my resume with stupid senseless shit like worked in the school library XD

@unaliveeveryonenow 7 лет назад

If you smoked weed for a year put study of philosophy and oriental teachings.

@someperson9374 7 лет назад

Well, it's not *completely* useless. It helps employers know that you're a well-rounded person, have some responsibility, and may volunteer to do tasks that weren't assigned to you.

@PatrickburkeTVComedy 7 лет назад

+Some Person Or that youre a liar.

@janiszambars6132 7 лет назад

Nah mate, you fake it 'til you become it.

@yakarotsennin3115 6 лет назад

"You couldn't figure out how to print double- sided so you stappled two pages back to back" I've never heard anything funnier, had me crying.

@ziyandadyani7106 4 года назад

The sequel of John Wick looks pretty good.

@cracksuperman 7 лет назад

Zac is one of the best guys to ever grace collegehumor. He's super talented.

@carlosmoran1697 7 лет назад

last time i came this early my girlfriend laughed

@nononono4988 7 лет назад

you're on time

@ronsonhuynh 7 лет назад

nhi hao

@shazam3662 7 лет назад

So she's dead now?

@beeflon 7 лет назад

at least you have one

@redcowcat8705 7 лет назад

why

@MJTwiilight 7 лет назад

Zac was so hot in this

@gokuxsephiroth4505 4 года назад

That sure is a look for him

@spikespikespike 4 года назад

Frr

@curiousnerdkitteh 3 года назад

Zac has always been hot

@AnonymousAnonymous-qs7vh 5 лет назад

_"Well as they say in Mexico...no."_

@stevie_schillens9451 3 года назад

They do say no actually

@Yglorba 3 года назад

@@stevie_schillens9451 I think you meant ¡No!

@gustavofreng 7 лет назад

"Boats"

@mitchwhitfield1840 3 года назад

Just the word "Boats"

@ginJorel 3 года назад

i lost my shit at boats i couldnt hold it in anymore it was just Special interests _________________ Boats

@travelingbandana 2 года назад

Why is this so amazing and so on point their production rate is just through the roof

@g753arfield 7 лет назад

"attention to detable". 😂😂😂

@ndukwui 7 лет назад

I wish interviewers treated me like that

@simlucien 7 лет назад

I laughed super hard for like 30 seconds until I had an existential crisis because that is my resume....

@spoofsrocks13 7 лет назад

"Good attention to detatial." Best line.

@Asterluna 7 лет назад

That last line was perfect! A+ on comedic timing.

@IOxyrinchus 5 лет назад

"Secretary of the high school anime club" - NarutoFan_420

@alexturlais8558 7 лет назад

"Where else am I gonna find someone comfortable with Spanish? THATS NEARLY FLUENT!"

@xanderbrooks8017 7 лет назад

"Attention to detapl" Why did that get me so badly! I was dying!

@evanw7032 7 лет назад

I hate how resume and resume are spelled the same

@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey 7 лет назад

I will never know which you wrote first and second.

@_Lowlly 7 лет назад

+James Daniel Marrs Ritchey that's the funny part lol

@stormingcrow2541 7 лет назад

and I hate children

@plasticguitar 7 лет назад

It's spelled resumé

@jcrowley1985 7 лет назад

I'll be damned if I have to open an alternative character menu just to add an "e" with a line over it.

@Vallavender333 7 лет назад

i lost it at "attention to detaples"

@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 7 лет назад

adding "attention to depail" to my resume.

@alnamoju3715 7 лет назад

"Secretary of the high school anime club" killed me!

@elisokeland1103 7 лет назад

Comfortable in Spanish, that's almost fluent!- Me after three years of it.

@yellowcactustvz4929 4 года назад

I am in Spain

@FishoD 7 лет назад

I genuinely had a guy with "Atantion to details" in his resume. Damn this hits close to my work.

@arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад

"Attention to detaple"

@kunkashi8208 7 лет назад

is a resume the american version of a CV?

@cheescake98 7 лет назад

Yes

@aadityarajbhattarai46 7 лет назад

no. resume is total exaggeration of faintest thing you know

@stump6003 7 лет назад

that's exactly the same as a CV :D well it's the same as my CV

@Jesse0Lucas 7 лет назад

+Jaqen H'ghar Approves This Comment. So you just mean yes

@isxck 7 лет назад

+Jaqen H'ghar Approves This Comment. lol

@kotori40 4 года назад

Rare footage of Lucanus trying to recruit Mavris to be his champion.

@CRita 3 года назад

naddpod! my mannnn

@juanaz1860 7 лет назад

This video had an ad and no freakout? CH's fan base is growing up.

@clamum 7 лет назад

This is the best video from CH in a long ass time. Good job sons

@GE-vs3sp 7 лет назад

comfortable with Spanish that's almost fluent Matt that killed me

@Tsukaiyo 7 лет назад

Pshhhh. SECRETARY of a high school Anime Club? I'm the PRESIDENT. Well, we say 'leader' instead of President and each leader chooses their own title (Shinigami, Hokage, etc). As an Avatar reference, I went with being the Melon Lord of Anime Club.

@DaedalosC9 3 года назад

Avatar The last Airbender is the best anime

@CelticCowboyjrv 6 лет назад

That resume really does explain these guys better.

@gokuxsephiroth4505 5 лет назад

I love how straight faced they are during this

@Webberjo 7 лет назад

I had a straight face up until the part where he showed the two pages stapled together. Man that got me good.

@grantplunkett8410 7 лет назад

Where else are we going to find someone who is "comfortable with Spanish" that's almost fluent max! XD

@MyNameIsNotClarence 6 лет назад

Literally one of my favourite sketches of all time

@klaske2998 6 лет назад

"attention to de-table" amazing

@e_paige 7 лет назад

This resume sounds more interesting than mine.

@user-sh3xo1gj7q 7 лет назад

01:22 "Secretary of the High School Anime Club" I wish there was one at my school. :(

@krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад

No you don't. Anime is like a weird sexual fetish. It's fine if you like it but you do not want the whole world to know about it and that a lot of the people into it are weird. You can only discuss it with specific close friends who you find out are into it through close, personal conversations.

@matthewsayer3364 7 лет назад

+Krombopulos Michael You discuss your weird sexual fetishes with friends?

@DebonairMadmanDuh 7 лет назад

Anime is fine. Anime club is cancer

@henrystowell9287 7 лет назад

+Matthew Sayer Well if you had any weird sexual fetishes you wouldn't discuss them with anyone other than your friends

@krneel128 7 лет назад

@Henry Stowell Make sure you put those on your resume though.

@dietrichhoefer 7 лет назад

LOVE IT - feels like old times!

@mariar.5800 7 лет назад

This sketch is just brilliant!

@Jay-kj2qk 7 лет назад

Yo I'm actually loving collegehumor rn, thx guys :)

@zatchbeltguy 7 лет назад

wow, another person uses rocketmail! I'M NOT ALONE!!

@unintentionally_edgy5867 7 месяцев назад

Such stunning attention to detaple.

@Kingsoupturbo 7 лет назад

Brilliant as always!

@VodShod 7 лет назад

"We really need someone with your attention to detaple."

@MrKorlyon 7 лет назад

No one's mentioning that, if he's the son of Bruce Action, then his name is freaking Max Action. I mean that's just so marketable Someone should make toys of him Not that I would want to play with a toy that looks just like Zack Not even if it was real size and all handsome With those beady eyes and soft hair I think I could afford it if it is not too expensive Not that I would buy it though Think about it CH Please

@jotainmuuta8233 5 лет назад

inhales* briefly reconsiders the following barrage of questions* silently exhales*

@romangerard1326 7 лет назад

Nice! I'm wary of any new college humor video, but this one worked like the old days, keep it up...

@fahimzahir2085 4 года назад

I wish someone was this enthusiastic about actual resumes.

@BGGIEMAN 7 лет назад

Now this is a good sponsored video for CH… about time

@cozyGolem Год назад

Did anyone else come back to this video bc of that one edit

@jayt2805 7 лет назад

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. Really well done.

@mastermike890 7 лет назад

Oh my gosh dying. This is your guys best skit in a while

@juelsgarcia5406 6 лет назад

The level of realness is uncomfortable.

@janten8601 7 лет назад

Last time I was this early I thought of a good joke

@nononono4988 7 лет назад

you're on time

@legendarien1075 7 лет назад

The joke is that you think you're "early" to a scheduled upload

@e_paige 7 лет назад

Too bad you couldn't this time.

@matthewcibor4601 7 лет назад

+ty2005_92 it's OK because that one was self aware

@Juniorfunny24 7 лет назад

high-larious

@MisterVest 2 года назад

one of my favorite skits

@naniv 7 лет назад

i love this video...especially because it has my two favourite actors from the college humor team...if only adam connover was in it too.

@edenjaycollins6055 7 лет назад

THATS NOT WHAT A MILKY WAY LOOKS LIKE, THEY HAVE BLUE WRAPPERS AND MOOSE INSIDE NOT CARAMEL SACRILEGE I SAY SACRILEGE

@robinb3077 7 лет назад

uhhh is this sarcastic? Cuz that's definantly a milky way

@RemisisX 7 лет назад

+Minty Schminty No sir it is a brown and golden imposter.

@edenjaycollins6055 7 лет назад

Minty Schminty no it is a poser, an IMPOSTER. That is not what a milky way looks like, this is - upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3c/Milky-Way-UK-Wrapper-Small.jpg/230px-Milky-Way-UK-Wrapper-Small.jpg

@12staunton1 7 лет назад

American maybe? I'm Australian so I know the blue one

@spencerl2687 7 лет назад

I assume you mean Mousse, because the alternative is there being moose meat inside that milky way.

@EmmaCasagrande 2 года назад

this is exactly how I feel applying for my first unpaid internship and having absolutely no experience

@katelynpringle5506 7 лет назад

Hehehehe. Secretary of high school anime club. I am PRESIDENT of my COLLEGE anime club. Totally different thing. *internally panics that I have a stupid resume*

@bedspla6551 6 лет назад

I think this is the best sketch from them honestly

@sleshstamp 7 лет назад

They really do have a feel for most college students these days.

@ri-ch-es 7 лет назад

I actually am the secretary of the high school anime club

@themarquess 7 лет назад

I'm the CEO of Goldman Sachs. We'd like to offer you a job.

@ri-ch-es 7 лет назад

+themarquess what is the job

@kennethchou4384 7 лет назад

+PileOfPixels Wage?

@jacobfoxall5633 6 лет назад

Rich Kidd R F ah that is cool, I been thinking about wanting to make an anime or a story.

@ethangreger4484 6 лет назад

Jacob Foxall or you can be fucking creative and write a unique book.

@matthewstrus5540 7 лет назад

College humor the only channel left that makes good content and doesn't get in drama

@eozisfine 2 года назад

This was a gem!

@WintersArcher 7 лет назад

I got my Masters in BS resumes. That interview was going so well, until they actually read my resume. Its weird because my resume is what got me the interview in the first place.