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If An Italian Was President Of The United States. Mike Marino - Full Special

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If an Italian was president of the United States, according to Mike Marino the country would be run completely different. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mike Marino brings his New Jersey comedy to Provo Utah. Filled with hilarious stories about trips to Walmart and what the world would be link if an Italian became president of the U.S. this Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Marino is sure to have any Italian or fan of comedy laughing from beginning to end.
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@divinecomedy0 Год назад

No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.

@kauffrau6764 Год назад

I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.

@Jerseybytes2 Год назад

I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said

@dwemerproject1235 Год назад

I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.

@Remo860 Год назад

I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.

@marykennedysherin3330 Год назад

You're not kidding!

@ronlewis8398 Год назад

The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".

@Jacksonrodriguez Год назад

oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.

@najat5779 Год назад

Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆

@christopherbic7688 Год назад

Thank you Dry Bar Comedy. You are impacting the world. I praise God for you.

@emiliadavis8247 Год назад

Amen!

@winky831 Год назад

Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.

@christopherbic7688 Год назад

"I'd send somebody else to your house." Serious and funny. Seriously funny.

@barefootgirl67 Год назад

I could watch this guy all day and laugh! Growing up in the 70's with Italians made me laugh even more! Mike for president!!!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

😂😆.. I'm laughing and crying!!.. what's happening !?. he's really great at what he does!

@dr.froghopper6711 Год назад

My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!

@bigc9464 Год назад

At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.

@JSmedic1 Год назад

@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful. Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.

@Doo_Doo_Patrol Год назад

Who cares.

@virgim_ Год назад

"Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian

@Doo_Doo_Patrol Год назад

@@virgim_ She is a Queen.

@SoftHeartPC Год назад

What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.

@somersetbassett4580 Год назад

I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣

@seaglass1111 Год назад

Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂

@rickycollins335 Год назад

Says the man who stays in his mom's basement

@bigc9464 Год назад

I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.

@rv292 Год назад

@@bigc9464 PLEASE look after her.

@divinecomedy0 Год назад

I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅

@DurpVonFronz Год назад

When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad

@childoftheeternalking2041 Год назад

Me too. It makes the gigs even funnier to me.😄

@redwhiteblue5041 Год назад

This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.

@sandravanderbilt7062 Год назад

I agree

@pinkpurr6978 Год назад

@Bob Valdez can I be in it?

@InvertedEarth Год назад

Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

You can say that again! 😊

@Laz_Arus Год назад

As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍

@InvertedEarth Год назад

In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.

@graemewatson2296 Год назад

As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.

@grandmalovesmebest Год назад

Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁

@whatsit177 Год назад

He is hilarious

@mandy747c Год назад

I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.

@musicfancier Год назад

OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@connierogerson1168 Год назад

He cracked himself up.

@najat5779 Год назад

Yeah and we all laughed anyway!

@andreazumpano8006 Год назад

I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?

@lesha1492 Год назад

He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!

@noreenmacuga1866 Год назад

Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

😂🤣🤣😭

@knockemoutjohnjustjohn2763 Год назад

God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.

@ruthlewis6678 Год назад

I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.

@EmmysCoolVids123 Год назад

If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂

@mely260 Год назад

"That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now

@notsure1969 Год назад

His accent is everything.

@najat5779 Год назад

"Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.

@gpl992 Год назад

@@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!

@MrCharlie347 Год назад

This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...

@schadowolf Год назад

Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!

@eliasmartinez3127 Год назад

Let it marinate.. Lmfao!!

@chrismiller5198 Год назад

Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

Mike for president!!😆

@leonardking84 Год назад

This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!

@davenock3683 Год назад

He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.

@beverlygriffin670 Год назад

Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.

@jamesritz7254 Год назад

I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great

@sharyldutter9694 Год назад

It takes a lot to get me laughing. This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹

@rolandswift4311 Год назад

to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me

@KnuckleBigFoot Год назад

Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣

@jakemcnamara8317 Год назад

His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.

@jasonchicoine4282 Год назад

I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat

@brandongovreau9218 Год назад

imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America

@childoftheeternalking2041 Год назад

That was great!👍 I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.

@wvjmat1 Год назад

You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends. From, a Jersey Gal.

@lemonyskunkketts7781 Год назад

I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍

@1975normal Год назад

This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen. I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mizosoop Год назад

OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.

@glenpolen5562 Год назад

This guy is superb. He is really funny. He reminds me a little of Don Rickles. Thanks for posting it on you tube.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?

@glenpolen5562 Год назад

@@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.

@santiagk Год назад

I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!

@kymburriss4260 Год назад

This guy nails it 😆😆😆

@brendapeters3006 Год назад

Freaking hilarious!

@joan2597 Год назад

Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .

@canesfan3526 Год назад

Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁

@deborahkizer4664 Год назад

Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂

@DianaKayUSA Год назад

Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂

@nelsonrobison2610 Год назад

This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!

@iboj.2403 Год назад

You are the best! Very funny! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩

@Lord_OTD Год назад

Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿

@Growmap Год назад

Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.

@winsomelorainepeter6773 Год назад

What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!

@tomorrowmely3624 Год назад

He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!

@FLORIDAHOMEBUYER Год назад

OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!

@russswelding6222 Год назад

He did good I would like to see more of his stand up

@colleenscottcarmello5103 Год назад

omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺

@AviViljoen Год назад

No, it's still there.

@GrampsD63 Год назад

Thanks!

@jamesc9327 Год назад

The best of the beet when it comes to making you laugh. 👍👍👍👍👍

@jimmyscarff9905 Год назад

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆

@jimmyscarff9905 Год назад

@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!

@jeanroeder5534 Год назад

I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.

@robertking7772 Год назад

This guy is very very funny !!!! If there is a My Cousin Vinny part 2 this guy has to star in it !!!!!

@MsDesiree39 Год назад

He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting

@TheNewGreenIsBlue Год назад

Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.

@tinajames9839 Год назад

Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)

@marya6445 11 месяцев назад

This guy is hilarious. The audience is asleep at the wheel.

@ludoviconicolabressan2096 Год назад

He has the same smile of James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)

@creativecrafter6772 Год назад

AWESOME!!

@buckbuck22 Год назад

mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!

@LindaGraves-j2n 2 месяца назад

I saw Mike Marino in person several years ago. He was actually funny back then.

@graemewatson2296 Год назад

Excellent Mike.

@anneoboyle8447 Год назад

I LOVE this 💖 🎉 guy! Thanks, Mike! 😁😆😂🤣🍀

@deathmauler181 Год назад

This man is a gift

@alessandrobianchi9868 Год назад

Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?

@deathmauler181 Год назад

@@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform

@ndoucette9676 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂fantastic

@edithdlp8045 Год назад

His accent reminds me of the Nanny (Fran Drescher).

@AnneOBoyle-q6l 17 дней назад

Love this, Michael! 🍀

@mike840621 5 месяцев назад

Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!

@joandriggs8771 Месяц назад

Loved this! Thank you for the gut laugh!! Felt like Home :)

@concettaworkman5895 Год назад

You are the man. We need more.

@AviViljoen Год назад

We?

@lizdestefano4905 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣😉 hes hilarious! I've been working at Walmart for 10years and I think the samething, that Walmart should be on a reality TV show! I've seen alot and been through a lot because of crazy customers! Walmart doesnt believe in unions they frown on it! I've been threaten, I've had a crazy customer wanted to sue me, pastor punch our security guy in the face and fell, cracked his head on cement the pastor was stealing a tree, he got away, I've had a customer almost hit with there car on purpose while I was cart pushing, I've seen crazy people come through, my 1st Walmart I worked one night there was a gange fight blood in electronics, I have stories for day! I've transfered 3 Walmart! I'VE seen fights

@ron5118 Год назад

Awesome

@og.hetera8433 Год назад

This dude Mike Marino is hilarious!!!

@christinebutler1230 Год назад

When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!

@durgareed Год назад

that opener was absolute fire...

@rthepunk Год назад

Community service !!! Hilarious

@zigmogcreator Год назад

Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia

@cedarpoplar 8 месяцев назад

When you laugh inside is better than laughing out loud 😉

@heatherdawn13 11 месяцев назад

Love you and Dry Bar Comedy 😂

@valoryj5603 Год назад

Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.

@JakHart Год назад

If I had a dollar for every time a comedian made the exact same joke about walking into Walmart to buy a tube of toothpaste... I would literally have enough money that I could sit on the board of chairman for Walmart.

@rustylee1836 Год назад

And self checkout. They all have to say "I don't work here" but they do. The shopping is 5x the work that ringing/bagging the groceries is. Then they take their groceries out and load it in their car. But he and tons of other people make a big deal about drawing the line at the ringing part of it. I love self checkout I get out WAAAAY quicker :)