Samantha Irvin: hailing from West Newbury, Mass! Weighting two hundred, thirty one pounds, John CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEna.
If the quote at the start was a more popular one, you could convince me that Def Rebel actually made this and never released it. It legit sounds like something they would make in all the wrong ways lol.